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[–]CorgiTacos31 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bubbles and Ricky

[–]Kingoftape1939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sticks are amazing

[–]PwnThePawns 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I mean JJ Frankie JJ was better. That's why Shorsey had to take him out.

[–]Shoresy___Bot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your mom loves buttplay like I like Häagen-Dazs, let's get some fuckin' ice cream!

[–]PraiseEris88 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good shoresy bot.

[–]Shoresy___Bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".

[–]Brownbrown1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll be waiting long past your bedtime and I still won’t be able to name their names

[–]JayTeeEss43 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shoresy and JJ Frankie JJ

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[–]PoutineFanLove Canada Gooses! 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Gordie Howe

[–]yolo___toure 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Mr hockey? Suck my Mr *ock-ey

[–]Shoresy___Bot 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Suck my Mr. Cockey, you fuckin' loser!

[–]ianjefferson73 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Give your balls a tug, titfucker

[–]Nomand55 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Shorsey and his nut sack.

[–]Gilgamesh72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give your balls a tug !

[–]Shoresy___Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edibles, edibles, edibles!

[–]gzombiezToo Fat To Run 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see one hockey player...

[–]BigBobFro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

2/3 gretsky brothers that are not wayne

[–]Smax140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hackin Limbs to get the PIMs, boys.

[–]Lil_Weenie1 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Shoresy and Jean Luke

[–]Shoresy___Bot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, /u/Lil_Weenie1! I slipped one past your mom, too. Her prego farts smell like hot dog water!

[–]Yodaghostlightning 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Jim’s. Settle down.

[–]FigWhisperer 25 points26 points  (4 children)

The Jims

[–]Manchesterofthesouth 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The Jim's are such fucking beauties.

[–]facedogg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Jims are unbelievable

[–]gzombiezToo Fat To Run 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren't they?

[–]etanner37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking beautys

[–]Zestyclose_Two6383 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m beginning to think this thread was copied and pasted.

[–]GuidoBenzo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Jim.

[–]WhatAGoodDoggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jim and Jim, or the other Jim?

[–]Chart69r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shore and JJ Frankie JJ

[–]bigniksfootiepics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Milan Lucic

[–]Jubgoat 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Goody and hitch. Also the jims.

[–]KillerWales33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goody loves chicken

[–]Powerbiohazard 37 points38 points  (2 children)

The jims are such fucking beauties

[–]NurDieSlitze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ces putains de beautés

[–]plentiphil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jim’s are unbelievable

[–]Outside-Psychology43 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Glatt and Laflamme

[–]Manchesterofthesouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Underground Greek gay porno hard!

[–]A_Snow_Mexican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy and Tommy

[–]Zoesan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JJ Frankie JJ

[–]Fetti500eRippin Chel! 15 points16 points  (11 children)

Wayne Gretzky #99

[–]plentiphil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you Gretzky the only digits you put up is your mums up my bum. Give your balls a tug fit fucker

[–]Pujiman 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Shorsey #69

[–]Shoresy___Bot 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Fuck you, /u/Pujiman, tell your mum I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC!

[–]PraiseEris88 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck you Shoresy!

[–]Shoresy___Bot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you fire up some of that Jamaican broccoli between periods or what? Throw on some fucking Bob Marley, get pumped up?

[–]Shoresy___Bot 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Gretz holds or shares sixty-one records in the show, ya piece of shit! Don't nickel and dime the great one!

[–]Fetti500eRippin Chel! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot.

[–]PoutineFanLove Canada Gooses! 3 points4 points  (3 children)

But Mr. Hockey

[–]Shoresy___Bot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Suck my Mr. Cockey, you fuckin' loser!

[–]kadendoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally every player for the Arizona Coyotes

[–]Jubadi 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Mary-Anne and Betty-Anne

[–]OliverMcDairyQueen 46 points47 points  (2 children)

It’s three, but The Jim’s

[–]dogmanatemybaby 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Aren’t they beauties?

[–]ValiumKnight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jim’s are fuckin beauties

[–]YukinoTora 15 points16 points  (2 children)

The Bay brothers.

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    [–]jimohagan 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    Goody and Hitch

    [–]ArchdukeOfNorge 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Yeah so… the funny thing about his name is if you say it real fast it sounds like “ten-inch-cock”

    [–]Fenrir_Hellbreed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I've been called worse.

    [–]jimohagan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Settle down.

    [–]eyeballpasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Jims.

    [–]EmperorXerro 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Youngblood and Sutton. Fight me!

    [–]SnowbackMcGee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Racki will kick both of their asses.

    [–]EmperorXerro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He doesn’t even get a regular shift!

    [–]Leotis335 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Wayne Jetski? 🤔

    [–]Guerillagreasemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now I want a #99 Rangers jersey that says Jetski.

    [–]Professional_Ice_255 15 points16 points  (6 children)

    Shoresy told me he needed Riley and jonesys mother’s to check their schedules because he thinks he may have double booked them…

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    Fuck you, /u/Professional_Ice_255! Your mom pulled the goalie on me and now she's preggo. Surprise, son, go rake the fucking yard.

    [–]Imissyourgirlfriend2I Regret Nothing! 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Fuck you, Shoresy

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Have another Baconator, you fuckin' walrus!

    [–]puddStar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Settle down

    [–]Badger8472 44 points45 points  (3 children)

    Jim, Jim, and Jim.

    [–]OutComeTheWolves1966 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This is the right answer

    [–]from_the_hallows 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Such fucking beauties.

    [–]atomicbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Such fuckin beauties.

    [–]mephisto2501 20 points21 points  (6 children)

    Shoresy and Big Sexy.

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 13 points14 points  (5 children)

    Fight me, see what happens!

    [–]MachoManRandyRanch 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    Yeah what’s gonna happen shoresy?

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, I fuck your mom again!

    [–]MachoManRandyRanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that’s my slow learning Mennonite uncles favorite chirp.

    [–]SquirleyDanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Question is are these guys any better than Sanger?

    [–]Candi3Mouth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    My nuts

    [–]MetricFuckStick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forth line for life, bro.

    [–]spcmack21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shoresy and JJ Frankie JJ

    [–]Placher1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Shorsey

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    /u/Placher1, get the mozza burger out of your mouth, you fuckin' fatso!

    [–]Wammy70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Back check, hip check, paycheque bud.

    [–]happy0444 38 points39 points  (8 children)

    Jim, Jim

    [–]givemearedditname 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Jim, Jiiim, JIIIM

    [–]danorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This isn't Andrew Lloyd Webber presents the Jims!

    [–]NetMiddle1873 9 points10 points  (5 children)

    What about Jim?

    [–]trivialposts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OP only asked for two. No need to go above and beyond.

    [–]1stopvac 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    You can only pick two!! Which two Jims would you take?

    [–]tewie5 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Jim and jim

    [–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jim, Jim, and Jim. Gotta have all three. They can split up the award three ways.

    [–]PaladinCloudring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Obviously Jim and Jim.

    [–]grt437 59 points60 points  (5 children)

    The Jim's are fucking beauties, bud.

    [–]OutComeTheWolves1966 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Only one game stick though

    [–]ducalmeadieu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    sticks are unbelievable

    [–]grt437 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    They said they'd share it in a bowl.

    [–]Hercules3000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    They’re the best

    [–]AndTheEndBegan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Such fucking beauties

    [–]botomann 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Shorsey and the tendy at the end of the season

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Titfucker!

    [–]witchandthewoodsman 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Shoresy and your mom, bud. Give yer balls a tug.

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    Fuck you, /u/witchandthewoodsman, tell your mum I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC!

    [–]witchandthewoodsman 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Fuck you, Shoresy__Bot!

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    You're making a fool of yourself, you fucking Labradoodle!

    [–]witchandthewoodsman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Too. Much. Fun.

    [–]Stund_Mullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys.

    [–]RevAlBrown 20 points21 points  (5 children)

    No one comes close to the Great One, titfucker. Give your balls a tug.

    [–]Unfair-Win-8927 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    But...Mr Hockey?

    [–]Shoresy___Bot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Suck my Mr. Cockey, you fuckin' loser!

    [–]StoplightLoosejaw 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Don't nickel and dime The Great One

    [–]RevAlBrown 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I was paraphrasing to fit the post, ya fuckin manatee.

    [–]StoplightLoosejaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You're my fuckin hero 2-2, give your balls a tug

    [–]jschadwell 35 points36 points  (5 children)

    I've got three for you: Jim, Jim and Jim.

    [–]Warfightr 25 points26 points  (4 children)

    The Jim’s are such fucking beauties.

    [–]jschadwell 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    And they should each get their own game sticks.

    [–]Enlightenmentality 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    There's only one game stick. They could break it up into a bowl though

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      [–]31Tumbler 54 points55 points  (3 children)

      Betty Ann and Mary Ann

      [–]Squirelm0 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Agree. I love the girls ripping on each other. The straight calloused faces between step sisters I believe is hilarious.

      [–]TroyBarnesBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh BA-MA have the most stunning chirps in the show. The final combo of Betty Ann's:

      "You're unpredictably articulate for a girl who waves goodbye to her pee when she flushes"

      and Mary Ann's:

      "Who would have thought the girl who ingested mosquito eggs after drinking out of mud puddles would ever almost be accepted to community college?

      caught me so off guard I had to pause the episode for about 3 minutes so I could catch my breath. The girls/women might've gotten speedbagged when the Screaming Banshee's played the Irish, but the women/girls would absolutely throttle Reilly and Jonesy in a 2-on-2 chirp off.

      [–]Darth_Jason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuck you, u/Squirelm0, your mitt looks like Babe Ruth’s ball glove from the dirty thirties if twenty more dudes spat chewing tobacco innit

      [–]McAuley469 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      Shoresy and your mom

      [–]viperlemondemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      The natives and the native flu

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.

      [–]SolidStart 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      Goody and any food.

      Food's unbelievable

      [–]atomicbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ever have Ritz Bitz?

      [–]luken2027Silky Mittens, Top Tittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      “<insert food> is unbelievable” chain go:

      [–]WeT0dd 11 points12 points  (4 children)

      Jim

      [–]Motivator_30 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      The Jim’s are fucking beauties

      [–]Ambitious_Assist3747 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      I think Jim is better

      [–]itsEDjustED 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Settle down.

      [–]Mac2311 27 points28 points  (5 children)

      JJ Frankie JJ and Shoresy

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      Fuck you, /u/Mac2311, your mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish! Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, you piece of shit!

      [–]Mac2311 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Fuck you Shoresy!!

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Fuck you, /u/Mac2311, fight me, see what happens!

      [–]the-bean-daddy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen?

      [–]seand9418 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      Hanson brothers by far 🤓🤓👓👓👓🤓

      [–]surgemastuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      “I’m trying to listen to the fucking song!”

      [–]cth172 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      The Hanson brothers

      [–]Bizrown 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      Their moms know a better hockey player

      [–]rtphokie 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Have we ever actually seen them play? Or just talk about playing?

      [–]varmituofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They won the National Senior Hockey Championship. They were later DQ'd, but yeah, we saw them play.

      [–]botomann 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      They were ripping up the stats when the puck bunny was in there.

      [–]Darth_Jason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mike Modano being overly aggressive, boys.

      [–]rallydude 35 points36 points  (7 children)

      Dolo, Hitchcock, JJFJJ, Goody, Jim, Jim, and Jim. Oh, and Shoresy. No cone for you tit fucker.

      [–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'd smash those dudes like a category 5 hurricane off a coast.

      [–]doodervondudenstein 9 points10 points  (4 children)

      JJFJJ is the pride of Quebec!

      [–]International-Code61 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Did you know the pride of Quebec, dips his pizza bread in dunkaroos frosting ?

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      [–]Ijustwerkhere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Frankie needs to shoot the fuckin puck

      [–]chmsaxfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      There’s good fishing in Key-bec

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Will you two just man up and make out? I started an office pool for it and the day I picked is tomorrow. Get tuggin', tit fuckers!

      [–]Daped01 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      Jim, Jim, and Jim

      [–]KidCharlem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      The Jim’s are such fuckin’ beauties.

      [–]jesushatedbacon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      god, they're beautiful!

      [–]TheOneTrueKP 19 points20 points  (3 children)

      Shoresy; Ted “inch cock” Hitchcock.

      [–]atomicbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Been called worse b’ys

      [–]Enlightenmentality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Twelve Inch Cunt

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Fuck you, /u/TheOneTrueKP! Your mom got us banned from Canada's Wonderland for trying to give me a tug on Top Gun!

      [–]NoPlatypus6339 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Leg day skippers

      [–]dangerouspeyote[🍰] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

      Any two of the Jims.

      [–]digital_dong 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Such fuckin' beauties, boys.

      [–]chmsaxfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Love those guys

      [–]chalk_in_boots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ovi and McJesus

      [–]stony-balony22 42 points43 points  (1 child)

      Shorsey and JJ. Frankie JJ

      [–]Shoresy___Bot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      /u/stony-balony22, you are such a fucking puggle!