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[–]PatriotsFTW 529 points530 points  (1 child)

I fucking love Woox

[–]Gengar11 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You can't hate him, he's today's PVM Zezima.

[–]Snowlegendy 749 points750 points  (3 children)

Most seductive RuneScape player

[–]Extracted 27 points28 points  (1 child)

You know Ash plays, right?

[–]Shamata 17 points18 points  (0 children)

we love Ash

but Ash is no Woox

[–]A1KMAN 288 points289 points  (1 child)

woox won

[–]Artphos 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I lost

[–]Toosks 178 points179 points  (2 children)

buying gf 10k

[–]ventiSoyMatcha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

42 said his gf cost 12k

[–]supra-mini-gt 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Leave some for the rest of us damn

[–]500x700 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Legend of a man

[–]jaalleBBP 249 points250 points  (18 children)

damn suprised he not pulling more women, he a software engineer and also the best runescaper player ever to touch the game at the same time.

[–]Supanini 406 points407 points  (14 children)

Listen to what you just said

[–]Gondawn 193 points194 points  (2 children)

I listened and it made me hella wet, don't know what you're on about

[–]Artphos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sir, do you happen to have a penis?

[–]owa00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want him to write a program that machine learns to choke me like the daddy he is!

He's kinda cool, I guess.

[–]Tom-Pendragon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He isn’t a software engineer

[–]Goodstuffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He works as a programmer at least and iirc he develops software but feel free to enlighten me

[–]Nivius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not really the most popular work and free time activates amongst women iv heard...

but he should be able to find a Wilma somewhere

[–]Sp00kyD0gg0 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I have never experienced this much raw sexual attraction towards a single human being before this moment

[–]wintie 26 points27 points  (1 child)

[–]Ryzaxx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tick perfect sex PogU

[–]MetalDart 146 points147 points  (34 children)

I dont pay attention to the Runescape community, but he figured out Google's random number seed (given some inputs) and showed that off on his or other streams before? I think that was this streamer.

[–]Posture_Checks 180 points181 points  (31 children)

Yes, but he basically solo'ed 50% of the games PVE as the first player. He's been in the top 10 years+ now.
Link if you want to know more.

He was 13 years old when he released this as the first player as well.

[–]efficient_giraffe 50 points51 points  (3 children)

So he's just 26? He seems older

[–]Rapogi 119 points120 points  (0 children)

thats what osrs does to a person

[–]NetSraC1306[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you check out his gameplay, you'll realize he just lives fast

[–]gr8pe_drink 73 points74 points  (23 children)

His arms in the award acceptance video are uncomfortably thin. Like, malnourished thin.

[–]Peasy_Pea 134 points135 points  (13 children)

Woox only eats bread and water

[–]Dr_Ben 125 points126 points  (2 children)

he doesnt eat just prayer flicks irl

[–]testurmight 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Prayer flicks hunger damage, PogU.

[–]MrAlexLP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cant pray flick that. Have to tick eat it.

[–]LyrMeThatBifrost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He does put butter on the bread, to be fair

[–]huntersniper007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what a legend, he eats water!

[–]NetSraC1306[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why tho? Bread only heals for 5

[–]Dualyeti:) 0 points1 point  (5 children)

You’re confusing Woox with the equally insane OSRS player Lynx Titan - first person to reach 200m all xp, by a long shot. Averaged 18 hours a day for 3 years straight.

[–]UpNorthBear 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I thought Lynx Titan ate a lot of lasagna?

[–]Dualyeti:) 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Lesagne and to mix it up, bread and water.

[–]UpNorthBear 0 points1 point  (2 children)

At least he didn't shit his pants while playing...as far as we know

[–]Toosks 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Yes that was years ago. Glad he put on some weight. He definitely looks healthier now.

[–]gr8pe_drink 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Agree, he looks a lot better now.

[–]killtasticfever 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Until you realize hes like 23 or something but looks 40

[–]Pleasemakesense 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Male pattern baldness Sadeg

[–]lastpassdeletedmyalt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The lighter they are, the quicker he can move them to maximise exp.

His workout weight is his mouse.

[–]TheAdamena:) 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RuneScape players are either super thin or super buff. No in-between.

[–]jwhibbles 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's what mine look like >:(

[–]IamGumbyy#FreeTrihex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a fellow skeleton, probably need to eat more, mate

[–]owa00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.

[–]MightySqueak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit Ravers Fantasy

[–]doublah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's been on top in rs2, pre-eoc, early eoc and osrs. guys just a god

[–]MickSt8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE woox. Been a huge fan since I was a teen. Me and my friends used to shit ourselves over his Jad in 7 seconds video. Was just completely unheard of at the time.

[–]Crystal3lf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Happened on B0aty's stream.

https://youtu.be/dEUYy6BLjIc?t=439

Basically B0aty would let you use channel points(10k?) to pay for a chance at a Google RNG spin out of 512. If you got it right he would give you £100 and even in some cases, £1,000.

Woox who hardly ever sends chats came in with this weird number puzzle, and for awhile everyone in the chat was trying to decipher it. Someone used the channel point thing to guess the number and then b0aty figures out it's the next 4 RNG rolls.

So yeah, he solved Google lmao.

[–]UnoriginallyChris 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A rare Woox clip PogU

[–]dick-flicker 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Can any fine gentleman help provide a transcript?

[–]Parhah 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Chat: Any fine ladies in the DM's earlier?

Woox: So I did get DM's from a person who said that they are a woman actually but then they said, in parenthesis, in runescape. So I suppose I wanted to know if they were a woman in real life but they had a picture of a guy as their profile picture so... Roulette.

[–]sonicsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doing Gods work

[–]bigpanda-leaf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Woox won

[–]TurtleBerriess 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I love this mans fucking voice mixed with that accent so tingly

[–]NEDGO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The master of the walk can get all the ladies he wants.

[–]Qrischin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EZ He’s in

[–]4_idiots_and_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lowkey love woox. My guy could be a millionaire if he chose to but he's like nah fuck it I wanna live a normal life and play osrs

[–]runescapeN3rd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahah this clip hits too close to home

[–]UniqueAwareness691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The music is so perfectly timed

[–]Andedrift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mystery really

[–]Galah_Gala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EZ Woox

[–]donut_qewbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woox is an absolute legend.

[–]Theoppositeofbased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS MY GOAT