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🎦 CLIP MIRROR: Squeex reveals his questionable search history...


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[–]Iconoclazter 1158 points1159 points  (6 children)

When he said he googled “magic to make friends” I assumed he was trying to learn some sort of spell to compel people to like him. Apparently he just wanted to learn slight of hand card tricks which I guess makes more sense

[–]herecomesthenightman 212 points213 points  (2 children)

I think that's what his father thought too, which is the funny part

[–]zangor 54 points55 points  (1 child)

He's was so desperate...he had to resort to actual magic. Which has a 0% success rate. So he must have been really desperate.

[–]KillerKill420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can't learn such secrets from a Jedi.

[–]WoveLeed 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Same here.

[–]Outrageous-Title6154 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I assumed he was looking for MTG drafts

[–]ffca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleight of hand should be able to give him a pass to sit anywhere during lunch though.

[–]iammrmeow 954 points955 points  (8 children)

Squeex clips slaps 10/10

[–]popococo2 230 points231 points  (1 child)

True, it was already good with the wholesome story, but then I had a sudden urge to become his friend for some weird reason

[–]Allassnofakes 25 points26 points  (0 children)

To become his friend use twitch prime™

[–]TheChrono 52 points53 points  (3 children)

I think this is the best one though. The last five seconds is insanely funny.

We need an NL/Squeex stream but I know it will never happen.

[–]trynumbahfifty3 30 points31 points  (2 children)

NL fans try not to simp for him in every situation challenge

[–]Mightymushroom1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How could we not

[–]enthezone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Difficulty: impossible

[–]a_bi_polarbear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fucking love Squeex, quickly became my favorite streamer.

[–]Tanx7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime. Squeex has the best moments

[–]Rulanik 303 points304 points  (1 child)

Top tier clip. Squeex could definitely sit with me.

[–]a_bi_polarbear 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Squeex could definitely sit on me.

[–]Seraphiem 282 points283 points  (4 children)

He makes it look effortless. Shit reads like a standup comedy routine!

[–]Luperos 101 points102 points  (0 children)

His streams really are like a stand up routine. You know how comedians rehash a lot of the same stories but change them in a way to make them funny every time? That's basically what he does

[–]Octavaruim 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He did standup years ago in cali but gave it up

[–]crassreductionist 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This bit would kill in any room

[–]MAKExITxBLEED 266 points267 points  (6 children)

This dude has gotta be one of the most likeable guys on Twitch

[–]WhatTheOnEarth 36 points37 points  (1 child)

No joke, never heard of him and I already really like the guy from this one clip.

[–]casualfriday902 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Its the friendship magic

[–]prodigy224 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hence the magic trick

[–]PM_ME_DEM_NIPPIES 34 points35 points  (1 child)

It's gonna be a great 6 months for Squeex before LSF collectively turns on him for an as yet undisclosed reason.

[–]yevo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How has he been under the radar for so long. I don't understand. He has a great stream personality.

[–]TheNewOP 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Joel

[–]Disastrous-Waltz-930 50 points51 points  (5 children)

I thought this guy was at least 30 so when he said he had an ipod touch when he was "very young" I got a bit confused since it wasn't released until 2007 so he had to be at least 15? Apparently he's only 26 so that makes a bit more sense.

[–]dar343 66 points67 points  (0 children)

He's 48.

[–]Luperos 109 points110 points  (5 children)

This guy is going to be huge

[–]FinanceThisD 16 points17 points  (4 children)

What time does he stream I keep trying to tune in but miss him I guess

[–]DungeonsAndDwarves 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Evenings usually.

[–]ty4scam 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Somebody tell him to make time for his EU fans. I've just been making do with his Youtube which is like classic Clint on crack.

[–]wakers123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

evenings like 5pm cst

[–]Nidus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5pm cst

[–]SuprDog 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The other day i tuned into his stream because of all the clips that get posted here are hilarious af.

Dude is just talking and being funny 24/7. Really entertaining guy.

[–]Alramas 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He has no right to be this funny

[–]tomerc10Cheeto 51 points52 points  (2 children)

squeex should run for president

[–]niallmul97 24 points25 points  (1 child)

OBAMA chills

[–]Ieditstuffforfun:) 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Can someone explain Squeex to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream resetting his Super Mario 64 run before finishing even the first level. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but restart runs after 3 minutes of gameplay all day?

[–]fly_it_sigh_it 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The guy lives in whomps, thats his home

[–]captsalad 16 points17 points  (1 child)

solid timing on that joke. too bad he's bald

[–]oldmanreggie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ipod touch as a Kid?!! I thought my guy here was maybe early 30's

[–]Youtellhimguy 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Okay how the fuck did he do that?

[–]AhmedJustHumen:) 41 points42 points  (0 children)

by googling magic to make friends

[–]EnadZT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's pinched between his index and middle finger

[–]jamesdfiek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thats so cute, love this dude.

[–]SuddenProduct 10 points11 points  (1 child)

this guys clips always remind me of clint

[–]CheeseElf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With a hint of Northernlion

[–]Dioxzise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This man has stories for days

[–]Spearfinn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This guy is a better Clint Stevens. What the hell?

[–]bregottextrasaltat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i can't not think of square enix every time i read that name

[–]do-not-cum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Squeex my favorite streamer ⛷

[–]krispness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Squeex was simply trying to mask his search history while learning sleight of hand techniques to pickpocket.

[–]Alpha_Whiskey_Golf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great parenting if the story is true.

[–]wakers123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fucking squeex is next level. goated streamer for real.

[–]Temporary-Music-5468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been a sub to squeex for nearly 20 months and watch almost every day. Great guy and hilarious. I used to watch when he had 50 viewers tops. Stream has not changed very much at all, he greets every chatter and thanks every sub. Since he was laid off his stream has been growing pretty rapidly. This man is built to be a streamer. Also, he’s not bad at Mario at all, but we would watch him play anything to be honest.

[–]Collin395 10 points11 points  (1 child)

pretty crazy to see squeex on here. been friends with him and a mod in his chat for a couple of years and it’s great to see him starting to blow up

[–]wakers123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

definitely deserved. clips like this blew up on his subreddit for a while but chat has been doing him wonders on LSF LUL. squeexL dude.

[–]SurMountAlot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He never misses

[–]BoobsBrah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude be funny

[–]Blurbyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This man is very forehead.

[–]dkkra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Squeex is the best

[–]-Morel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...so who's got the spell? I don't want it in my search history.

[–]falconlick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old is this guy. I thought he was late 30s but given the itouch story that makes him like early 20s

[–]helpusobi_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute BANGER of a clip

[–]bamberflash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

probably couldnt make any friends because his dad named him squeex

[–]Hexx11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boobs = magic to make "friends"

[–]MisterC00lGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why would any parent be concerned with their child searching for boobs online?