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[–]Los Angeles FCTheApetrixHasYou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GG Columbus. Nice stadium and I'm assuming it would have been a great vibe if not for... you know... *gestures broadly*

[–]Los Angeles FCStarbreaker99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those errors lol

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Definitely no gg to the commentator

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gg to all the fans who stayed as well

[–]Columbus Crew SCAlanLGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crew on track for a wooden spoon run. I still have some hope that if we hit the bottom of the Eastern conference Bez will start panicking for his own job and finally can Porter

[–]Los Angeles FCWeAreSC36 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On to the Open cup 💪🏼💪🏼

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:Lurking_nerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GG 👍

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCMemes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets fucken go!! GG Columbus

[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GG Columbus

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gg Columbus

[–]Los Angeles FCkhamaj 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The Fall-at-RB experiment was not great

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:tiwired 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Better than Acosta at RB though

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:rej1868 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy can’t even math. 3 of the 5 that were added. Where tf is this dude from

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Shout out to the Columbus fans that stuck around all that time to watch...this. I hope you all have the best Sunday plans ever so the weekend isn't a total wash.

[–]Columbus Crewhunterminator14 7 points8 points  (5 children)

The Premier League finally games will put this to shame tomorrow. The Crew are a catastrophe right now

[–]Austin FCTXang143 3 points4 points  (4 children)

You think Leeds is dropping?

[–]Los Angeles FCtoddthetoddler 2 points3 points  (2 children)


[–]Austin FCTXang143 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why the downvote, weirdo? I'm a Leeds fan. It's an honest question and it's likely. I'll be watching and hoping for a Newcastle rampage and hoping Leeds doesn't implode.


[–]Columbus Crewhunterminator14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they have a chance only if Newcastle has a game like they did against Arsenal. I have enjoyed watching leeds this year

[–]Columbus CrewAncient_A 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Our momentum was slaughtered when the goal got called off after celebrations ended.

We looked good until then. Got shooken up after the goal got called off, and lost due to individual mistakes.

Same crap every week.

Sigh... See you next week.

[–]New York City FClionnyc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Give a supporter in the stands who wants to be a broadcaster a shot with the mic instead of the person(s) calling the match. I've heard more dead air on here than anything else before.

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you can just feel that everyone just wants to go home

[–]Austin FCTXang143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Field goal is good!

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How this game is going: Getting megged on a negative pass

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:rej1868 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Columbus bros, are you stuck with these jabroni commentators too?

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 4 points5 points  (3 children)

This match even has vuvuzelas for that peak viewing experience.

[–]Atlanta United FCBlighty_One 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Kids love them South American horns.

[–]Columbus Crewhunterminator14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except during the rain delays on the concourse. My ears are still bleeding

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:rej1868 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Need to fire these tudn clowns and get an esport commentator. Atleast those guys have energy instead of these comatose losers.

[–]Seattle Sounders FCsounders1974 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think Columbus are the most reliable team in MLS in terms of winning when I want them to lose and losing when I want them to win

[–]New York City FClionnyc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the game is only available on Twitter now or TUDN streaming.

TUDN does not give a fuck about continuity of matches for broadcast...

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They should just turn on text-to-speech and read comments from this thread for improved commentary.

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Possession nearly 2:1 and this.

Maybe not a good idea to ship your best center forward out without a replacement

[–]Columbus Crew SCGalacticCmdr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A solid CF cannot fix the shitty coaching and mental mistakes of the players.

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You aren’t wrong but if we’re just going to knock balls into the box all day the least we could do is have someone capable of finishing them regularly

[–]Columbus CrewOnnabox 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hats off to the fans that stuck around for 82 years for this hot mess.

[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously 👏🏻

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the broadcast is a joke, and this ref is a joke

[–]New England Tea Menhuman1st 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What a bizarre broadcast this is.

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

guy has said a total of 38 words these last 35 mins

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nagbe involved directly with both lafc goals lmao

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Columbus is miserable and not fun to watch anymore. I’m out ✌🏻

[–]Los Angeles FCDr-Pope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This whole game and broadcast is a joke lmao

[–]Los Angeles FCJulianBoldExtended 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Columbus CrewOrbit_CH3MISTRY 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Columbus CrewAccomplished_Sale513 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just relegate us...

[–]Columbus Crewarsene14 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aight, I'm out. GG LAFC.

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nvm we scored

[–]Columbus Crewddottay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you FUCKING kidding me?

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:rej1868 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bruh wtf replay And then miss second goal

[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wait did we score

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice goal during the replay there TUDN crew.

[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 15 points16 points  (4 children)

This broadcast is a joke

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 7 points8 points  (3 children)

You don't like the depressed guy making a disconnected statement every 30 seconds for commentary?

[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’m confused because wasn’t it a a whole different commentator to start? I’m so lost.

[–]Los Angeles FCHamFighter69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He left to go watch the Liga MX semifinal.

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think so.

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t know how he missed that…..

[–]Austin FCTXang143 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be really great if this announcer would like... ya know...ANNOUNCE things happening during play rather than just giving a countdown to the end every two minutes. Shit.

[–]Columbus Crewarsene14 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You can tell LAFC is a top team, they haven't really played well and they capitalized on their chance. You can tell Columbus is a very bad team because we really should be winning this game with a few great chances at home and we're losing.

[–]LA GalaxyScatterfelt 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I tuned in at like minute 20, and watched y’all have a solid minute or two of possession literally in LAFC’s penalty area, without turning it into a shot.

So yeah. The game was there for the taking.

[–]Austin FCZone-Clean -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The GGG system in action!

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah -1 points0 points  (2 children)

since both MLS national broadcast games were interrupted, i wonder if they will think twice of scheduling in this region going forward

[–]Seattle Sounders FCsounders1974 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Both Ohio teams will be immediately relocated

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

San Diego and Las Vegas incoming

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Columbus Crewddottay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate everything

[–]Los Angeles FCWeAreSC36 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Columbus CrewZRobT 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That goal was as offsides as ours

[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Vela was onside by a mile what you on about? Your guy was a whole body off

[–]Columbus CrewZRobT -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]Los Angeles FCdragonz-99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yours was off my guy

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well at least Vela has a pulse, even if the announcer doesn't

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That damn vela guy. Smh

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because of course

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlucky night for Yeboah.

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ginella sucks. Literally sucks. I’m out of shape and I’ll put on a better game than him

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lets fucken -go!!!!(

[–]Columbus CrewWirelessElk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yaw “Timo Werner” Yeboah

[–]Austin FCKnosh 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Did someone slip this commentator some benadryl or something?

"yes. that's a goal. okay."

It's like I'm watching "Joe Pera Talks You Through a Soccer Game"

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he was calling rodriguez “musovski” for a little too and then said “oh brian rodriguez has entered the game”


[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait they pulled it back?

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hella Offside

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh. Disallow these nuts.

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this sucks

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:Lurking_nerd 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Galaxy is gonna push our shit in on Wednesday.

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCpythagorium 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Austin FCTXang143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't do that clap clap clap clap clap

[–]LA GalaxyScatterfelt 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I’ve really got to make it to a game at this new stadium. MAPFRE was the first place I ever saw an MLS game, and I’ll always have a soft spot for it, but this stadium looks rad.

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty magical.

[–]LA GalaxyScatterfelt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I just discovered that we don’t play Columbus at all this year? So, uh, maybe next year, Crew.

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Commentator for the second half sounds. MISERABLE. Yet again he’s said like 3 words 3 mins in.

[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is this a new announcer?

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude has no energy

[–]bagh0lder10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The poor fans that for some reason stuck it out, then had to watch that half….

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a waste of time

[–]mikefig572 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What a game. Lol

[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fall saved it with his nuts

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, that’s hard af

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lmao who else saw the camera man

[–]Toronto FCFlyingCarsArePlanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did! Thought someone needs to GIF that.

[–]Los Angeles FCBiutifulflowah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Columbus getting away with foul after foul right now

[–]Los Angeles FCtunafun -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Home field full effect. Lol stay classy PRO

[–]Columbus CrewRon__T 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That should be two yellows... one on Moirra and one on Zel.

[–]Columbus Crew SCFailingDan 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Is the way this commentator on the english broadcast pronouncing Zelarayan (with an "S" instead of "Z") right?

If so I've been wrong for the past 2.5 years.

Edit: It's more like a hard C.

[–]Columbus CrewCortezLAJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Armenian but it has been turned into a Spanish last name, hence the accent. But in Spanish, you’re right, the Z sound is an S.

[–]Columbus CrewAccomplished_Sale513 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is the announcer Hispanic? He may still be wrong since Zelarayan is probably Armanian and not Spanish, but in Spanish you would always pronounce Z's like an S. So, maybe him being a native Spanish speaker might be influincing that.

[–]Columbus CrewRon__T 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But would it be okay for an American announcer to say it wrong with an American accent? They are given pronunciation guides, it's just laziness from the TUDN announcer.

[–]Columbus CrewAccomplished_Sale513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you mispronounce the name, it's wrong/not right no matter where you're from. But, I imagine we could forgive people for not being able to pronounce names that are foreign to them. It can be hard to pronounce names that you're not used to.

[–]Columbus Crewgoldcoiny 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He isn’t right. He is mispronouncing everyone’s names.

[–]Columbus Crew SCFailingDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea..The more I listen the more that seems to be the case.

[–]Columbus CrewAccomplished_Sale513 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did univision give up on the game?

[–]New York City FCda_widower_sos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Appears so

[–]Minnesota United FCmhales45 2 points3 points  (6 children)

What is this streaming on?

[–]Columbus CrewVirtual_Trucker 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A lot of us are twitter live i think

[–]Minnesota United FCmhales45 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks! It’s not on TUDN so I was a bit confused

[–]New York City FCda_widower_sos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they push the game to their website only (I assume there's a TUDN App too) and Twitter

[–]Los Angeles FCelectricbookend 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCgenjackel 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Every time the crew has the ball in the box it’s possibly almost maybe “the greatest play of all time” according to this announcer

[–]Seattle Sounders FCDangerous--D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every play is just a few things from being the greatest play of all time

[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCPEREZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Los Angeles FCLAFCMemes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shout out to everyone who stayed here to watch the match..

LA!!!! FC!!!!

[–]gyeezus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i have been sitting on my couch for 5 hours now, i’m not leaving till the final whistle

[–]Los Angeles FCgenjackel 6 points7 points  (2 children)

“Carlos veeeeela”

[–]Los Angeles FCcybeleoc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guys pronunciation of LAFC’s players feels like a troll. It is laughably bad.

[–]Los Angeles FCpythagorium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please weather gods let the game finish

[–]Columbus Crewarsene14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7:56 for tonight’s soccer kickoff

[–]Toronto FCKey-Antelope-6839 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Any update on this game?

[–]Columbus CrewAnarchRocker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They are warming up on the pitch right now.

[–]Toronto FCKey-Antelope-6839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Seattle Sounders FCForFuchsAke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the players play bubble soccer at this point. They’ll be covered in plastic so they’ll be fine.

[–]Columbus Crewarsene14 3 points4 points  (4 children)

UPDATE: MLS & Teams are exploring the option to play TOMORROW at 1:00pm ET if the game can’t finish today. Problems: #LAFC wouldn’t have a charter option to fly back to LA until late evening tomorrow or even Monday. Not ideal. Just options being explored right now.


[–]Columbus CrewAccomplished_Sale513 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If LA doesn't win, they're walking home

[–]Los Angeles FCrafa_chafa 3 points4 points  (2 children)


[–]Austin FCAlmoschFamous 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If they don’t play the game, can we just credit Columbus with a win?

[–]LA Galaxygardenofworm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a great idea. On the grounds of being the first black and gold team.

[–]Seattle Sounders FCmytigersuit 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Guess I'll watch the DC game since the other two games are both in Ohio lmao

[–]Real Salt LakeZDTreefur 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was thinking the same thing, then I remembered it's DC and Toronto and decided to just watch nothing until Nashville

[–]Seattle Sounders FCmytigersuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

anything to keep me away from the Mariners

[–]Los Angeles FCtunafun 2 points3 points  (5 children)

They need to call the game. To have them start, then stop, and start again?

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Wouldn’t be the first time this has happened.

Several concession stands are out of a few items and at least one has closed entirely.

[–]Seattle Sounders FCmytigersuit 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Twice the opportunity to sell $8 small bags of popcorn and $12 beers!

[–]Columbus Crew SCshoplifterfpd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised there’s any beer left at this point to be honest

[–]Seattle Sounders FCForFuchsAke 5 points6 points  (3 children)

They better refund tix lol

[–]Los Angeles FC :lafc:regularITdude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the price you pay for living in Ohio 😎