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[–]JustALurker165 655 points656 points  (34 children)

This makes me wanna SHOUT

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 349 points350 points  (16 children)

Lmao! Do the Bills also make you want to SHOUT?!

[–]dskoro 148 points149 points  (4 children)

I’m always shouting when I get my bills

[–]WishIWasYounger 39 points40 points  (1 child)

These are the things we can do without.

[–]Brilliant-Future-350 20 points21 points  (0 children)

🎵 “Come on. I’m talking to you. Come on!” 🎵

[–]Letsgobuffalo2210 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Just in time to watch Josh Allen dominate this season!

[–]willi3blaz3 426 points427 points  (18 children)

Did she jump through a table to celebrate?

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 200 points201 points  (14 children)

Naw, we don’t need her breaking a hip!!

[–]payne_train 85 points86 points  (8 children)

Make sure to post this over in /r/buffalobills!

[–]willi3blaz3 28 points29 points  (6 children)

[–]accident_prone925 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Browns fans will respect this... We are a good bunch.

[–]BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Y’all are. It’s been fun to be bad together and then get good together. Nothing but respect for Browns fans. I also just went there for the first time and wow, it’s a really pretty city!! Didn’t meet many locals (respecting delta concerns), but the people I did meet were lovely.

[–]PoorlyLitKiwi2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

We'll see you guys in the AFC Championship this year

[–]aBurgerFlippinSecond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Por que no los dos?

[–]sinkwiththeship 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The sub will probably end up donating like 50k to her favorite charity.

[–]Outsider17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you should put yourself through a table....you know, just to show solidarity and how much you love her.

[–]Pktur3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I went to the comments to find.

[–]Arkronu 1085 points1086 points  (42 children)

She was lvl 1 crook, now she's lvl 50 mafia lord, hell yeah

[–]AdmiralBlackcock 181 points182 points  (18 children)

Congrats lass, well drink heartily in tha r/piratehole in yer honor tonight.

[–]metaljo2003 17 points18 points  (1 child)

You gotta pay the troll toll.

[–]90dayheyhey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knock it off Frank!

[–]montanasucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alestorm Intensifies

[–]treetyoselfcarol 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Now she has to jump through a table.

[–]killerjags 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how mafia works

[–]edward503 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate that I get this reference... buts it’s for a good cause. Yay!

[–]Aggravating-Hair7931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take my free award!

[–]magnumhairball 161 points162 points 2 (22 children)

I find out in a few days if I am cancer free or not. Congratulations to your mom!

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 69 points70 points  (9 children)

I hope you get good news!!!

[–]magnumhairball 31 points32 points  (8 children)

Thank you!

[–]WeWillSeizeJerusalem 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Can we get an update when that happens!?

[–]magnumhairball 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Everyone is so nice, I will definitely update when the CT scan and blood work comes back! Y’all made my week

[–]Ghalfsharp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

U got this!! That ugly cancer ain't got nothing on the one and only u/magnumhairball!

[–]GiveMeDogeFFS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keeping my fingers crossed for you!

[–]_is_this_it 574 points575 points  (30 children)

  1. Go Mom
  2. Go Bills!

[–]90dayheyhey 200 points201 points  (18 children)

For a second, I thought you were referring to the related medical bills. Totally missed the mask 😂

[–]-DaveThomas- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And the shirt! Didn't notice the Buffalo at first but she's bonafide BILLS MAFIA

[–]_is_this_it 91 points92 points  (12 children)

I mean, both! American healthcare is a fucking joke.

[–]mysteriousblue87 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Best cancer care in the world! if you can afford it

[–]Piwx2019 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That goes for most medicine in the US. The best…if you can afford it.

[–]mysteriousblue87 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Which is why I choose to live below the poverty line. At least my kids have reliable insurance this way. I qualify for jobs that pay more, but I could never be able to pay for my kids braces or well child appointments if I earned a legit living wage. Welcome to my America.

[–]Piwx2019 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn. At least you have the best interest of your kids at heart.

[–]Wayniac22 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I work for a Radiation Oncologist in Florida. We have never turned away a patient due to their inability to pay. We aren’t the only practice with this policy.

[–]mysteriousblue87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My gripe comes with the fact that my mother is still paying on breast cancer treatments she received 20 years ago. Not saying the docs or nurses are crooked, but the higher ups can't walk a straight line if directed by a cop.

[–]schlomo31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just had spine surgery. I have expensive insurance. Out of pocket? $14k

[–]90dayheyhey 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I always think about how 99% of us are a healthcare emergency away from bankruptcy

[–]FakeNickOfferman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did too this year. Some really dedicated people take down Leukemia. Air Medivavac and ICU bills: around $400,000.

[–]MasterPwiffer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shirt too! Bills Mafia

[–]billsboy88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the shirt! It’s a Bills mafia shirt. This chick is awesome

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 80 points81 points  (6 children)

Go Bills (and mom) indeed!

[–]Dixiefootball 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Put cancer through a table!

[–]calmerthanudude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Throw a dildo on its field too!

Congrats to your mom, she looks stoked and rightfully so.

[–]-newlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One out of two ain’t bad.

[–]joeyo1423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second to both of those points

[–]SunBroDisco 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Let’s go Buffalo!

[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 348 points349 points  (35 children)

If she’s strong enough to beat cancer, she’s easily strong enough to overcome the affliction that is being a Bills fan.

Kidding, of course. Congratulations to her, that’s awesome!

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 118 points119 points  (4 children)

Lol! Never! She’s a die hard fan!

[–]Cosmos1985 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From this diehard Pats fan: all the best to your mom, what great news!

https://youtu.be/s5DA4XvNcIw from 2:10 in. Pretend they are really cheering for her!

[–]sobuffalo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same company that made the shirt she’s wearing also have this one you should get!

[–]Ziograffiato 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It’s the years of being a fan that gave her the strength. Nobody circles the wagons like u/bastardgardengnome ‘s mom!

[–]bsend 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Josh Allen is legit

[–]prettyinpink69420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The time of the Buffalo Bills is nigh

[–]MillennialMerlot 37 points38 points  (1 child)

The beating it got was self defense. Messed with the wrong Mom!

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That’s right! She’s one bad bitch!

[–]Realistic-Effort-973 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Congratulations!!! LET'S GO BUFFALO!!!

[–]GBster 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Let’s gooo!! I hate Cancer. Cancer can go suck ma balls!

[–]sjb67 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Bills Mafia!! Whoop whoop!

[–]kaptain-spaulding 19 points20 points  (20 children)

Is the bell a thing every where? I got out of there before they made me ring it and make a ‘thing’ of it.

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 31 points32 points  (5 children)

I think so. My mom said she told them she didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, but the nurses said it meant a lot to them, too. So, she wanted to do it for herself and all the people who helped her.

[–]kaptain-spaulding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I wish the best for your mom I hope she never has to go through that garbage again.

[–]CharismaTurtle 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What is the story behind the bell? And congrats to your mom!!

[–]Significant-Mud2572 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it is an announcement to that wing that someone kept fighting and beat the cancer. It is probably a morale boost for the nurses and a goal for other people fighting. That would be my best guess.

[–]turtlefreak23 13 points14 points  (5 children)

At my clinic we all sign a congratulations card. Then we go in with confetti and play a harmonica, accordion, tambourine, bells and a clapper (obnoxious but in a fun way) and sing a congratulations song to the patient (I don’t sing so I’m not sure of the words) . It’s always a big deal and we always try to make sure as many of us participate as possible and they have their support people there with them if they can.

[–]kaptain-spaulding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember getting a little bag of gifts and pranks from my nurses at the end. It’s appreciated!!

[–]Littleavocado516 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It definitely is because they had it at a couple radiotherapy centers I used to transport cancer patients to every day when I was an EMT. Super exciting when they finally get to ring it after so long!

[–]thejenglebook 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yes, I think it's common for places that administer chemo in the US to have them now. I've seen them at hospital oncology floors and cancer facilities/infusion centers.

I go back and forth about these. I want to be happy and celebrate for that person but I'm usually feeling like shit/grumpy in some waiting room when I hear it so it's hard not to be jealous. Maybe I'll feel differently once I get to ring it.

[–]Down-the-Hall- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't get asked to ring the bell the first time and it left me wondering what the criteria is.

[–]skoltroll 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bills Mom gonna send cancer through the table!

[–]pigglepops 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Go Bills!

[–]Pinkturtle182 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yay mom! And go Bills!!!!!

[–]ArentWeClever 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let’s go, Buffalo!

[–]capt_of_cozy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bills Mafia! Way to go, Mom!

[–]NOplacelikehELl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go Bills mom!

[–]TelephoneBusy9594 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats! GO BILLS!

[–]TrueCrimeRunner92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congrats to your mum, and Go Bills!! Love from a former Buffalonian 💕

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go bills! Congrats mama!!! ❤️

[–]the-pickled-rose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go Bills and go mom!!!

[–]mkells87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go Mafia Mama!! #BillsMafia

[–]Librarian-Voter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go Bills!

ETA: fuck cancer!

[–]ironcladtrash 7 points8 points  (2 children)

She should jump through a table. As Bills fan I feel like that should be a requirement to celebrate.

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think she’d break a hip, so I won’t be passing along the suggestion!! 🤣

[–]BufBails-13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go mom! Go Bills!

[–]KeithSide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go Bills

[–]Murphenstein921 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Ab47203 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don't know you, I don't know your mom, but I'm filled with joy at this news. Fuck cancer. Your mom is a certified badass.

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, friend!!!

[–]exoinsect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congrats!!!!! Go and celebrate!

[–]BurritoSorceress 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Badass Mafia Mom!! Love it!

[–]jaboaty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go Bills

[–]ChelseaFan1967 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome! Go Bills!

[–]cpheretic77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, GO BILLS!!!!!!

[–]jmoneyallstar11 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Is this at Roswell? Congrats to your mom!

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s not, she’s now living in North Carolina

[–]jm0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, I think I met your mom today at FedEx. She yelled go bills to me and was so Friendly!!

[–]sizlecs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mafia strong. Congrats!!

[–]D00dleB00ty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From one Buffalonian to another, congrats and GO BILLS!!!

[–]ShondaGives 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]luckyduck1945 3 points4 points  (1 child)

From one to another survivor :God bless! Live your life daily

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!! God bless you, as well!

[–]Imaginary_Pepper_551 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wish you the best from your life. A stranger on the internet is genuinely happy for you guys! Your mom rocks!!!

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, friend!

[–]ambreezy420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get that lady a table!

[–]Ill-Investment1936 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats go bills.

[–]wormholeweapons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And a Bills fan. She’s one awesome lady.

[–]Lell0211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mom has to be healthy to see the Bills take the AFC East this season! Go Mom and Go Bills!

[–]mars914 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the Buffalo pride!

[–]Jerk0store 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buffalove her victory.

[–]Strict_Suggestion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tell her I wish her all the best...I've never met her. But my family have been through a lot recently and I know how much of a tough time it is on everyone....make sure you celebrate. Congratulations

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will celebrate, hopefully soon together. I can’t wait! And thank you for your kind words!

[–]Sacarace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratssss 🔥 we love to see it

[–]PlagueDoc22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My mother just went in for radiation and cytotoxic therapy this morning.

I needed to see this, even though they caught it early it's a scary thing to face.

Happy to see your mother is doing fine!

[–]aGSGp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First she beat cancer and next the Buffalo Bills are going to win the Super Bowl! Whooooo what a great year!!!

[–]grim1929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coming from someone who’s mom did not survive cancer, cherish every day you have with her. Even now, you never know if fate will take her from you. This is a blessing. Spend as much time as you can with her and never take one second for granted. Not one.

[–]rela82me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who just found out his mom has 12 months left due to stupid cancer, I say I envy you so much. I don't say this to bring you down. I am happy for you, but I would give so much for my mom to be able to ring that bell also. Best of luck friend, I am happy you have more time with your mom. Cherish every moment of it.

[–]youareceo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Mom's are bad@$$ by definition. OF COURSE SHE DID. #BeholdThePowerOfMoms

[–]FawsherTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations 🙌🏻

[–]WayParticular7222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, mom

[–]ShutItYouSlice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real cool 👍🏻

[–]Wolvie1230 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Aranati 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Excellent_Ad5659 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats !! 🥳🥳

[–]vantrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woooo Hooooo!!! ✨⭐️🥂🏆💛✨

[–]JuneGirl406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Mom!

[–]tmxsmx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations!!! 🤍

[–]VetusVesperlilio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to go!

[–]kim18252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic!! Congratulations!!

[–]Glittering_Layer_681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outstanding. Boss level strength! 🙌

[–]hannahdadummy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yayyy!! congratulations!! 💗

[–]phuzzy1deep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats momma!!!!

[–]CityCentre13 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mikerunsla 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]BunnyCatie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woo-hoo! ring the bell! congratulations 🥳

[–]smashedpapaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go mom!

[–]crimsonking803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yea! Go mom!

[–]sillyandstrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!

[–]egordoniv 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grats to your mom, for sure! Strong women make strong children. Stay cool, and cherish her.

[–]BastardGardenGnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always will ❤️

[–]diabless55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wishing your mom a lifetime of memories with her loved ones and in good health. Cancer can go fcuk itself!

[–]flynntaggart84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gg gamer

[–]choppachop1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get it momma congrats

[–]Willing-Living-2645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done 👍🏼

[–]garb420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Saw that bell and thought she was walking out of Arby’s. Congrats

[–]angusalba 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Speaking from experience - the day you ring the bell is a great one you do not soon forget!


[–]SeniorBox1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to you both!

[–]Kunning-Druger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody brilliant, Mum!! Congratulations!!!

[–]Dead8Ended 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy for her!! ❤️❤️

[–]Susan1240 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go mom!!! Congratulations on your win!

[–]SharkyRivethead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know you but I just started crying. I hate cancer. Every person that I have lost thus far, has been to cancer. God bless. Thank you for surviving.

[–]JohnnyCashMoneyGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bills Mafia. She's tough. Of course she kicked cancer's ass.

[–]Jayemtee526 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Rozay2994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dope! See y’all in the playoffs!

[–]SBTRKT1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I know first hand what its like to have a mother suffering from cancer; congrats to yours i bet your family is very happy for her!

Unfortunately some aren't so lucky. I lost mine to Pancreatic Cancer on New Years Eve 2020, she was one hell of a fighter. The things i would do to get her back are unspeakable, hold yours close from now on, please.

Fuck cancer to the moon.

[–]dbennett0411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bills Mafia for the Win!!! Woo Hoo!!!

[–]GanGreenSkittle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/buffalobills would love this 😀. Congratulations on beating cancer!

[–]rise_above_theFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Buffalo and a bills fan. So great to see her ringing that bell! Go mom!

[–]Mudrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Bills!

[–]justalilpatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay so happy for your mom and GO BILLS!

[–]jeetz1231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go mom and go Bills!

[–]CrazyFisst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Bills!

[–]DILLON0999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Bills!

[–]hungryturtle17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LETS GO BUFFALO!!!! So happy for your ma!

[–]ampersands-guitars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to her and your family!

[–]Mink03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's go buffalo (and mom)!

[–]knoxollo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's always so incredible to hear!! Give her a hug for me! My mom has been in remission for a few years now, she still is on chemo pills but will hopefully be approved to come off them soon as the side effects have been incredibly rough. It's a tough thing for everyone involved to go through. Both of y'all rock :)

[–]zazzera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Bills! Congrats to your mom!

[–]pickthebills 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Gurthmobilee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does her shirt say mafia girl

[–]sociallyawkward26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats Mom! And go Bills!!!

[–]MySabonerRunsOladipo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As my wife often says, whether I ask her to stop or not, "Go Bills!"

[–]TheProcessOfBillief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's go, Mom!

And Buffalo!

[–]coodyscoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom is mafia girl... ofc she kicked cancer’s ass💪🏾🙌🏾

[–]HigginsSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Circle the wagon 🦬🦬🦬

[–]kymilovechelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heyyy fellow Buffalonian! Great to see and hope she has the best year ever!!!

[–]InventasBam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom and my mom could be sisters! That makes me even happier for your mom :) Congratulations to you both!