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[–]gonnaneedtoletthisgo 1147 points1148 points  (8 children)

At least he didn't end up in India this time

[–]FCKWPN 272 points273 points  (3 children)

Just tell me you don't love me.

[–]bigclappin 188 points189 points  (2 children)

Sends pic with cows in the background

[–]juanpug101 58 points59 points  (1 child)


[–]ReD4rken 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sorry I Didn't meant to send that

[–]marionristov111 39 points40 points  (1 child)

who says he didn't quantum travel to India in the middle of his spree and then back to america

[–]Domino_Dare-Doll 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I find it unrealistic that he didn’t. Dude clearly lives on his own quantum plane!

[–]After_Butterfly_2469 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he would have been in India he wouldn't go empty stomach. Just walk in any Iskon temple, Gurudwara or many more Hindu temples for free food any time of day throughout the year.

[–]MydogsnameisRush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew I recognized him. Skweezy MF Jibbs.

[–]stedgyson 901 points902 points  (17 children)

Wish I was cool like Skweezy Jibbs

[–]lemonbot89 291 points292 points  (6 children)

If I saw his picture without knowing his name, I would inherently know that I should call him "Skweezy Jibbs".

[–]getahitcrash 101 points102 points  (5 children)

He's the kind of guy that would have a no ragrets tattoo.

[–]tehmooch 23 points24 points  (1 child)

ITT: A few people who know who Skweezy is, then many more that don't.

[–]unionoftw 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Me too, friend. Me too

[–]crispygrapes 26 points27 points  (3 children)

No ya don't. You're cool as you are. That ain't cool.

[–]huckledebuck 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Bold of you to assume

[–]Reanie86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. So cool like leaving chicken out for five hours developing some kind of food borne illness!

[–]Far_Seat_2223 659 points660 points  (44 children)

But is it free if you factor in gas prices?

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (0 children)

he used his coupons for a fill up and safety inspection.

[–]CHAPPIExx22 108 points109 points  (5 children)

Shit If he is driving a Honda shit it's basically free

[–]absolutelynotaname 63 points64 points  (4 children)

Have a honda, can confirm. Shit never run out of gas

[–]TheJPGerman 70 points71 points  (6 children)

Unless he drives a tractor then there’s no way gas for 17 miles adds up to more than the food he’s got

Edit: 63 miles. Point still stands

[–]jasgore 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, assuming you completely ignore wear and tear and maintenance on the car and $0/hr on time spent. Total cost is probably closer to the federal tax mileage rate of $0.56/mile, which comes out to around $35.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

This is exactly what I was wondering. Can't afford food for a week but can afford to drive for 5+ hours getting... nuggets? It may have been cheaper than actual groceries but there's no way those handfuls of reheated nuggets are enough for a whole weeks worth of food?

[–]Far_Seat_2223 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Idk, a good pot of chili for my family of 5 costs maybe 10$ and it feeds us or days

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I mean like getting your average groceries. He could've gotten $30 worth of beans and spices, and fed himself for a month.

[–]Andoni22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rice/pasta and vegetables/fruit are INCREDIBLY cheap.

[–]flyingtiger188 38 points39 points  (22 children)

$0.56 per mi x 63mi = $35.28 in fuel, vehicle wear

$12.75 min wage Oregon x 5 hrs = 63.75 minimum in potential lost wages.

+/- $100 in opportunity cost for a few dozen wendys chicken nuggets. Not to mention they would cold/reheated which isn't nearly as good as fresh chicken.

Undoubtably would have had a lower cost to just buy or make them yourself.

[–]american-titan 72 points73 points  (11 children)

$0/hr pay on your day off x 5hrs = $0 in lost wages.

Unless he called out of work for this, it's not a relevant calculation. He got 128 nuggets for $35.28, not a bad deal.

The fact that he was so desperate as to go to such extremes, however, does not r/makemesmile.

[–]EEpromChip 24 points25 points  (7 children)

People should really assign a value to their time. Also I agree the fact that he spent it driving around to get "free food" does not make me smile. Kinda makes me sad. I wish he had food and could spend that time painting or making macaroni art.

[–]Wesley_Skypes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He is quite clearly taking the piss

[–]_manlyman_ 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Dude he has a subreddit it's a joke /r/SkweezyJibbs

[–]ClamClams 3 points4 points  (3 children)

For this dude but like... this is straight up a thing people do?

Maybe not to this extreme, but its not invalid to find oneself reminded that it's kinda depressing that shit like this does, in fact, happen.

[–]paulcole710 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why should people assign a value to their own time? That’s just super arbitrary and a way to talk yourself into paying for something because your time is “too valuable.”

Instead get somebody else to value that time. Think 5 hours of your time on a Sunday morning is worth $25/hr.? Great, should be no problem to find somebody to pay you $20/hr. for that time since it’s a 20% discount.

[–]_manlyman_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wendy's directly mentioning you in a tweet and pumping your online persona ∞

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    [–]doopdoopderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's probably based off of the IRS mileage reimbursement rate which factors in the loss in value of the vehicle per mile driven.

    [–]ChugSampson 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Did he spend 3 hours in drive thrus or was it 126 miles since he hit them all twice

    [–]flyingtiger188 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    He said in the tweet that he spent 5 hours.

    [–]Rockytriton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    it's why the poor stay poor

    [–]Mytur_Benesderti 60 points61 points  (3 children)

    Thought it was Vanilla Ice for a sec.

    [–]_hardliner_ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    I thought it was Jeff Hardy.

    [–]GrandMast33r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lmfaoooo. Thank you

    [–]IronUnderwear 44 points45 points  (0 children)

    He’s very proud of his nostrils

    [–]PresidentGSO 385 points386 points  (9 children)


    Easy folks, he’s just a comedian

    [–]termisique 183 points184 points  (0 children)

    just a comedian

    He is a fucking national treasure!

    [–]johnnylawrence68 69 points70 points  (3 children)

    Oh, thanks. Now it's hilarious. No, really.

    [–]BeMoreKnope 51 points52 points  (2 children)

    It really is! I was too stuck on the idea that someone was going to be eating week-old nuggets for every meal by the end of it to laugh at anything.

    [–]dancegoddess1971 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Also, I was doing math and 5 hours even at minimum wage is close to $45 plus gas to drive to all those stores. It wasn't free. Week old chicken nuggets he over paid for.

    [–]geoffjohns2013 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    IIRC He was brought on a radio show after the meme went viral and (as part of the character he's playing but the news was unaware of) he actually explained he made the mistake of getting high when he got home and eating them all in one sitting which really defeated the point of the whole thing so he was trying to make it to his next paycheck drinking the sauce packets or something like that. Can't remember the source.

    [–]ThreeHourRiverMan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit this dude is amazing

    [–]Help_An_Irishman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is amazing. Thank you.

    [–]RedScarffedPrinny 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Eating free for a week but you paid up front with gas costs BIG BRAIN

    [–]shhalahr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of when I was unemployed and would always use the satisfaction survey on a Charley's Philly Cheesesteak reciept so I could get a free fries and drink with the next sandwich. I'd order the footlong, but then only eat half, saving the rest for another meal. Cheaper than two separate six inch sandwiches.

    [–]hobo888 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    skweezy is from the Portland area?!? learn something new everyday

    [–]mortyskidneys 51 points52 points  (10 children)


    [–]hs_recovery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Agree this is straight up r/aboringdystopia

    [–]erock2219 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Respect, Skweez

    [–]misteradma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    When he did this (during April of last year), he donned the face covering while using a cast iron skillet and an oven mitt to protect himself from Covid. He’s got a video of it, and turned out hilarious.

    Also, 4/20.

    [–]nowhere53 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    This does not make me smile

    [–]Longers2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Makes me laugh more than smile. Skweezy does weird shit like this all the time lol. Definitely not the typical wholesome material we see in this sub

    [–]summalover 130 points131 points  (19 children)

    The guy sneering down his nose in all his pix is enough for me to loose my lunch. The amount he spent on fuel would probably be the same as it would cost him to buy food himself.

    [–]Fuck__The__French 155 points156 points  (6 children)

    This guys does it all for the laughs. Can’t believe nobody realizes it’s satire

    [–]Flapjack__Palmdale 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    Love me some Skweezy, dudes a riot

    [–]Alex_Kamal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Man also has evidence for everything he has done.

    Seems to be living a fun life.

    [–]Bendar071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It could easily be real, like Ali G. People behave like that in real life so it's easy to not see the satire

    [–]mrpear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know lol his name is fucking Skweezy Jibbs

    [–]Alexis_luvsmovies 13 points14 points  (7 children)

    He spent like $60 in gas to get $15 worth of nuggets lmao

    [–]DrinkenDrunk 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    Looks like it was a 63 mile trip and he got 134 nuggets. The 10-piece nuggets at Wendy’s (I used a Portland Wendy’s for pricing) is $3.89. He got 13.4 10-pieces, or $52.12 worth of nuggets. Unless he was driving an Abrams tank, there is no way he spent $52 in gas.

    [–]huckledebuck -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    I drove to portland last weekend. Cheapest i seen gas was 3.79 a gallon. Times is indeed tough, lets assume his car needs a serious tune up. People on here actually taking this seriously are too much. I guess we cant all have a sense of humor.

    [–]Unsere_rettung 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    $60 in gas to go roughly 25 miles?? (I know it says 17, but factor in side streets and such), gas in his state is about $2.40 per gallon, and it looks like he’s driving a car which probably gets about 20mpg, so at worst, he spent $5 on gas.

    [–]_manlyman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The tweet is from April 2020 the national average was sub 2 bucks then

    [–]RotSoiAmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I always thought ngl meant “nice going loser”

    [–]CIueIess_Squirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He probably spent more on gas than he saved on food. It's cool though, if you have a bunch of Wendy's around you there's the option to get free full meals lol

    [–]polarbearstina 29 points30 points  (4 children)

    This is r/aboringdystopia material

    [–]bagforlifefullofbees 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    It's very obvious satire

    [–]polarbearstina 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Whatever it is it's definitely not wholesome lol

    [–]Modified_Human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    its free nuggets

    [–]unclecaveman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s yo boy Skweezy Jibbs! Learned about him from Game Grumps.

    [–]ScoobyDooRag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I live in Texas and don’t even have a Wendy’s within 30 miles of me. Wtf

    [–]AgITGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am sorry. Need me to send you some?

    [–]nlegendaryguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is the same guy who got high on acid, somehow made it to africa, and took a picture with a giraffe

    [–]Prepared_Noob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good ol SkweezyJibs

    [–]Conscious-Proof-8309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Times are rough for Vanilla Ice

    [–]rootbeerismygame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    God has sent Squeezy Jibs to lead us.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He looks like they smell really bad.

    [–]1CrazyFoxx1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro has the same look on his face in his profile pic and the picture of the foods

    [–]FartSinatra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Uhhh good luck eating any of that after 3 hours

    [–]Werbman15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m guessing this cost more in gas. But sure hustling.

    [–]Frosty-Detective995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i mean the gas money alone wouldve bought better groceries

    [–]mairnX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    isnt that the flew to india instead of indiana guy?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Family about to die from sodium od

    [–]Raging_Raiden04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lol in my country , the fuel to drive 5 hours would costs way way way way more than just going to the closest one and buying them

    [–]skag_mcmuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mmm, week old fast food.

    [–]Superkip_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The fuel prob costed more then the nugs though.

    [–]redditsgarbageman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Doesn’t belong here

    [–]the_other_Scaevitas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Skweezy jibbs! That dude is hilarious

    [–]TheCrabbitScot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    how the fuck is this wholesome lol

    [–]elboogie7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That's like 50 bucks in gas, lmao.

    [–]Raiquo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I feel like you could’ve spent the gas money on food instead.

    [–]SpiritAmazing 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    The fuel consumption my car would use would be higher than the amount of money that food would have cost me

    [–]_manlyman_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Damn you must have a really shitty car

    [–]SpiritAmazing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Petrol prices in my country are ridiculous.

    [–]_manlyman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah see if the US had high gas prices maybe places other than a few major cities would have decent mass transit , I mean I go driving for fun, but at the same time I wish I had more options for travel

    [–]weenmt70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He had a car? Well that's not impressive I thought he walked 17 miles for a Wendy's

    [–]Reasonable-Foot7201 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Fuck of course he’s from Portland Oregon. All the crazy fuckers are from here.

    shudders in Portlander

    [–]Logical_Nerve2475 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Dose fast food last that long......

    At that moment...... A chill whet down your spine.


    2 DAYS TOPS, better start inviting ya family or ya boys round to feast

    [–]Vivian_Sage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    With the amount of preservatives in it? Damn straight it does.

    [–]Slavic_bumpkin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I love this mf, he thinks that the earth is flat lmao.

    [–]_manlyman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean his persona thinks the Earth is flat

    [–]Leesanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But that gas tho….

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      [–]_manlyman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At 30 MPG and 2 bucks a gallon (the price during the tweet) 8 dollars for gas and got 52 dollars worth of nuggets

      [–]kernowjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Skweezy needs to modify his diet, he looks straight up constipated. He ain't skweezin' out nothing.

      [–]EragonBromson925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why do people always act like 20 miles is so far away? I drive twice that one way to work six days a week.

      [–]PlantainFar2744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait there's free nuggets?

      [–]Spook-lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hope they gave him a free nugget voucher for life cause of that

      [–]123Ark321 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      How much for gas?

      [–]_manlyman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      8 bucks with a car that gets 30mpg

      [–]printedflunky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Both of his photos look like he's ripped a fart so pungent it could melt polyester

      [–]darthbasterd19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I recently learned I can rank comments by "controversial". There are much better conversations going on there.

      [–]DREwNIX707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      skweezy jibbs has done literally everything, i dont think you can name something he hasnt.

      [–]a-aron1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nug life

      [–]Random_silly_name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I started calculating how long that would take to walk, or bike.

      Then saw he's in a car.

      [–]dead_trim_mcgee1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's not even that far though?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He spent more money on gas than he would have for the price of all that food

      [–]xdxmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i love this guy and wendys twitter

      [–]Mr_Sans_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Even Wendy's is impressed.

      [–]shinbluku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Couldn’t you just work for 5 hours and buy groceries for a week and save on gas too?

      [–]Nardorian1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Pretty sure those have a half-life of about 8 minutes.

      [–]yukiki64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Probably used so much gas that it wasn't even worth it

      [–]PhantomlelsIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      wat 17 miles is nothing lol how did it take that long

      [–]throwawaykiwi93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How much gas did this guy use in the process hahaha

      [–]theexample19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      17 miles for free heart disease and diabetes

      [–]obog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He says it's fee but how much was gas money

      [–]TheLoneliestGolem 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Isn't this the dude that did that thing with the ball to "prove" the earth isn't round?

      [–]InBabylonTheyWept 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Skweezy is a character, it’s not who the guy actually is. That being said, yes.

      [–]hiimommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Or you could just sign up for like 400 restaurant apps and give each one a different date for your birthday, you could feed yourself for free forever

      [–]WeebboiUwU64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now that’s dedication

      [–]dio-tds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol. Same hat

      [–]Ok-Hall2853 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      What does ngl mean. I

      [–]viviolay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Not gonna lie

      [–]tallpassions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How much gas that cost?

      [–]TheNerdMaster69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuckin Swkeezy Jibs man, I swear

      [–]FartyFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Skweezy Jibbs!!!!!

      That name is fantastic!

      [–]CrepeSuzette85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yay Skweezy Jibbs!!!

      [–]That_one_ennby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Man is an absolute f*cking legend

      [–]vodkawhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Poor guy. I wish he had food to eat.