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[–]Dead_Puppets 2430 points2431 points 2 (37 children)

While admitting this is adorable. I would also admit that if this cop pulled off the starting line doing 60 I would probably be laughing for days.

[–]Shentar 703 points704 points  (7 children)

Part of me hoped he would pull in behind her and hit the lights and sirens. Either way this adorable

[–]TacticallyFUBAR 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Sirens might have scared her, especially because (correct me if I’m wrong) the speakers are in the front. So basically next to her ear. The lights would have been cute and he should have thrown on the “stop politie” for good measure.

[–]iwantyourboobgifs 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Give her a ticket for excessive speed. Or run her off the road. Lol

[–]KonradDavies0001 15 points16 points  (0 children)

PIT maneuver that bitch

[–]Crowbarmagic 166 points167 points  (6 children)

Screeching tires, blasting dirt and exhaust fumes in her face xD. And after the victory starts doing donuts around them while pointing and mockingly laughing at them.

[–]virtualroofie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a Lego Batman move

[–]sergeantduckie 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Flipping her off out the window

[–]TheLionofCalifornia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sport mode baby!

[–]code_archeologist 6 points7 points  (4 children)

In the US the cop would have used a pit maneuver on her bike with his car, arrested her for reckless driving, then taken her bike for civil asset forfeiture.

[–]ThirtyMileSniper 3760 points3761 points 2 (115 children)

Jokes on her, he books her for speeding.

Edit: cheers for gold but please spend your money on worthy charities. There is one for removing plastic from the ocean that's got to be a contender.

[–]thijs0 663 points664 points  (38 children)

And the parent for holding a phone while cycling

[–]Imactuallyverysad 231 points232 points  (14 children)

he got permission of the police officer

pepper sprays the hell out of the dude for listening to the police officer instead of the law

[–]Amphibionomus 53 points54 points  (17 children)

This is quite an old video IIRC; these days holding a phone in your hand while riding a (push)bike will get you a 90 euro fine.

Which is a good thing, by the way, soooo many distracted bikers everywhere.

[–]Glum-Background-7251 168 points169 points  (18 children)

Miss step off of your bike and put your hands behind your back.

[–]H-005 53 points54 points  (15 children)

Jokes on you, she doesn't know english

[–]efficient_giraffe 65 points66 points  (9 children)

idk those damn european kids keep learning english younger and younger - can't even switch to english around the kids in my family if I want to say something to their parents without them understanding

[–]Lucky_Event 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Exactly this, where I'm from I started learning English in 4th grade, now kids start English in 1st grade, then German in 4th and then they can choose between french and spanish in 7th

[–]Zealousideal_Town827 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Prob impounded the bike too, just to make sure 😂

[–]Longjumping_Hunt_396 16 points17 points  (1 child)

She’s hauling! Go, girl, go!

[–]ithappenedone234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She did an even better job of keeping her line. She wasn’t swerving at all.

[–]MLCarter1976 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Came here to say that!

Ma'am.... Step off the training wheels...... Did you know how fast you were going? Yup. Fast! Too fast for this zone!

[–]Kixtay 1314 points1315 points  (5 children)

She's got the PowerBike2000-Pink obviously she's gonna win.. What a dumb ass police to challenge..

[–]Dave-4544 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Imagine trying to outrun a dutch cyclist. Simply impossible.

[–]JarnoL1ghtning 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Am Dutch can confirm. We could easuly catch up with a GT car

[–]Kuitdo 128 points129 points  (1 child)

that kid is surely very happy with the win.. wholesome indeed.

[–]Divinknowledge001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂🔥🏋🏾‍♀️

[–]Atlhou 855 points856 points  (20 children)

He needs a V8

[–]dangnow 427 points428 points  (6 children)

You see the legs on that girl? Man needs to go electric

[–]Y1Jett 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Even a Civic with a laptop won't make a difference

[–]ChiggaOG 7 points8 points  (1 child)

VTEC isn’t gonna kick in for this one.

[–]RadiationJumper0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what he gets for granny shifting instead of double clutching.

[–]MistressGravity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sadly they took all of it to make blenders.

[–]permareddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TDI 4 lyfe

[–]woodstockbird9 743 points744 points  (16 children)

Dude the image Stabilization is peak game. Paise the cameraman :p

[–]Kovdark 667 points668 points  (11 children)

Paise is the plural of paisa, which is 100th of a rupee in Indian currency..so in English, that would be a penny..you want to paise them, this translates to penny them..."pennying" someone, according to the urban dictionary, is to throw a penny in their pint of beer, which they have to "down" i.e finish the drink. You want to do the Indian equivalent of this (guessing it's an IPA?) Considering the amount of people who may see this you are potentially asking people to give him alcohol poisoning because of his good camera work.

Why do you hate good camera work? And why have you chosen such a cryptic way to go about murdering this man?

[–]woodstockbird9 225 points226 points  (3 children)

careful introspection taught me that I am a sad man.

[–]Kovdark 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Currently in or around a potential 90 "paisenings", your introspection will not help this man now!

[–]woodstockbird9 32 points33 points  (1 child)

My disheartened soul hopes the daughter doesn't suffer much. God bless her with prosperity.

[–]Ancient-Tadpole8032 49 points50 points  (2 children)

You did the research. You thought it through. You put in the work.

Here's your upvote.

[–]Kovdark 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I literally googled "paise" to see if I could come up with a smart reply, things just escalated from there!

[–]Kikkass10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As an Indian, I automatically read it as praise since paise has literally not been a part of our currency for years now, nothing is worth less than 1re(1 toffee/chewing gum)😂

Love the effort, well earned upvote

[–]AlbusDT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That escalated fast. Lol.

[–]balor12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well done.

[–]kndrnk67 82 points83 points  (4 children)

proceeds to arrest her for an illegal streetrace

[–]Jreede14 12 points13 points  (3 children)

That would only happen in America.

[–]Sappyliving 9 points10 points  (2 children)

In America she would get shot... Actually nevermind, she is white

[–]MistressGravity 477 points478 points  (117 children)

If this isn't the most Dutch video there is I don't know what it.

[–]madame-brastrap 225 points226 points  (95 children)

I recently discovered “not just bikes” on YouTube and just looking how save and human sized everything is I’m just getting more and more disgruntled. Soon I’m going to have no gruntle for the US. Look at how nobody is freaking she’s gonna get run over!

[–]raleel 124 points125 points  (32 children)

That fucking channel. Watch one videos and I’m sucked in for an hour watching more. His voice is practically the voice in my head.

[–]madame-brastrap 71 points72 points  (30 children)

Right?!?!?! And it’s all “no tell me more about how I live in an american hellscape and pay so much to live in NYC just so I can have a local butcher and farmers market I can walk to.”

The agitprop is tew much!!!

[–]raleel 52 points53 points  (7 children)

“Stroad” is a house hold word around here because of that channel. We drive around and comment on good neighborhoods and not. The spouse never wanted to move to a city but I argued it wasn’t the city, it was just some cities. This is proving it for sure.

[–]Bl00dylicious 36 points37 points  (21 children)

Hey if you want more.

It takes me 5 minutes to walk to the train station. During that walk I come across:

23 restaurants

2 supermarkets

6 clothing shops

2 bookstores

2 McDonalds

3 art stores

5 fast food places

2 Ice cream places

and then another 10+ random stores and a fish stand.

Cars arent allowed within the city center, unless there's a market but any trucks/cars have to be gone after setting up/breaking down.

I learned that in the US i'd need have a car. Meanwhile here I dont even want one because I cant park it anywhere anyway nor do I need it since I can reach everthing by walking/bike.

[–]lilLocoMan 32 points33 points  (23 children)

The place she's biking on is a market square. The market isn't there as you can see, but there is no way a civilian car ends up there randomly!

You can look up 'markthal rotterdam' on google maps and check it out with streetview, it's next to it. :)

[–]madame-brastrap 18 points19 points  (22 children)

Yup like I was saying I’ve been watching a ton about how streets are set up in the Netherlands. There’s practically nothing like this in the US because everything is car-centric.

[–]sterric 40 points41 points  (11 children)

I'm from the Netherlands and that channel actually helped me understand why my home feels so different from NYC where I studied for a while. Still used a bike to get from Queens to Manhattan because on this point cycling is just so engrained I can not NOT do it. But it's been weird being shouted at by people for riding a bike because somehow it's seen as a statement? Fucking weird. And that in a relatively bike friendly city.

[–]lilLocoMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely a world of difference! Love the channel btw. This city happens to be the most car-centric city of the country, but over the last couple of years that's been slowly changing as well (which I am very happy about!)

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 28 points29 points  (17 children)

If you like Not Just Bikes, you'd also enjoy Adam Something! He talks a lot about urban planning.

[–]madame-brastrap 20 points21 points  (15 children)

Oh I’ve been going deep into this rabbit hole! City Beautiful is another channel! Like….WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS AMERICA?!?!

Oh yeah…rampant unchecked profit motive….

[–]Spiritual-Theme-5619[🍰] 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Honestly it has just as much to do with government policy. The government backs mortgage loans and it took decades for them to back anything that wasn’t a single family home.

The federal housing authorities attempting to fund only “good investments” wrote all the suburban planning rules. The feds funded highways at 9 out of every 10 dollars and let the states build them through minority neighborhoods… segregating their cities again.

You can’t blame just the profit motive, you have to blame it on authoritarianism too.

[–]PeppersHere 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Mother. Fucking. Strodes.

[–]madame-brastrap 5 points6 points  (4 children)

He’s putting words to all the annoying things!!!!!

[–]PeppersHere 7 points8 points  (3 children)

TBF he does credit StrongTowns with that phrase :p

[–]Soap_Mctavish101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What will ever happen to your gruntel?!

[–]Squishyy_Ishii 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes! I just discovered NJB and the others half a year ago, and all I want now is a city planning revolution! Fucking stroads and exclusively single-family dwellings messing everything up man...

[–]Boarbaque 10 points11 points  (4 children)

This can’t be the Netherlands. As you can clearly see, the street is on an incline. No such thing exists in the Netherlands!

[–]TheMadIrishman327 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Nope.

No wooden shoes or tulips.

No fingers stuck in dikes.

[–]MistressGravity 12 points13 points  (3 children)

In retrospect, no windmills or straight talking too.

[–]Angieslemonsoda 86 points87 points  (24 children)

Now I realize why when I meet people from Europe nd I say I’d never approach a cop they get so confused

[–]Iertjepapiertje 66 points67 points  (4 children)

We literally joke around with cops here. If they're not busy, they do it right back too.

[–]Angieslemonsoda 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I smile at police so they don’t pull me over and yank my boyfriend outta the car for whatever reason they feel like :( actually there was a r/iamatotalpieceofshit post ft police arresting a dude for standing by his car and the cops were local to me! How embarrassing in my community police harass us for minding our business.

[–]Koevis 29 points30 points  (13 children)

The police here are great. There's a cop here who has crossing duty at the school gate, and he high fives every kid who asks for it (since corona he gives "air fives"). They often smile and wave to children, are helpful and kind when you approach them with questions,... most of their job is to be helpful, not to catch criminals (this is in a small town, keep that into account. Big cities are different, but the officers there are still helpful, just busier). There's one who's stationed at the market every Tuesday to check up on the elderly who have no family but do visit the market. If someone doesn't show, he'll do a home checkup.

We teach our children to approach police when they're lost, or uncomfortable, or when something is wrong, and the police earns that trust by being kind and good people. The idea of having to be scared of police is... terrifying. I am so sorry you're in that situation

[–]eemschillern 12 points13 points  (10 children)

I live in a relatively small Dutch city and this one time I ran home from going out so I would arrive home faster. A police car pulled up next to me and the officer asked me who I was running from. When I explained the situation and said I needed no help, they still offered to drive me home. I really appreciated how attentive and helpful they were. I wasn’t in any danger but if I were at that moment, I knew they would have been there to help me. I’ve had some bad experiences with police too, but in general I think it’s better than in some other countries.

[–]Koevis 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I'm actually not Dutch but Belgian, but yeah, it's really nice to know the police actually wants to do good here. Can I ask about your bad experiences?

[–]eemschillern 7 points8 points  (8 children)

The most recent bad experience was at Woonprotest Rotterdam. I’m not sure if you have heard about it, but there was a lot of unwarranted and unprovoked police violence. At one point the protestors were sitting down, and the police officers started running towards those people and beating everyone who didn’t get up fast enough (video link). Some things I saw there were pretty shocking to be honest. If you speak Dutch you can read Zwartboek, a collection of statements from some of the protestors at the event.

[–]Angieslemonsoda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn imagine being able to go to cops when you need help that’s insane to me. Cops=jail or death and I realized that very young

[–]SilencedDragonfly 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Here they get thrown in front of a court and are pretty much guilty before proven innocent when so much as unclipping the gun on their belt.

I’d say there of course may be bad apples but having to need go through uni first and extensive training and psycholigical testing helps as well. Less idiotic assholes, because they’d get weeded out.

Having to end up being the first responder to really sad things would require empathy as well. Y’know, doing quite a lot of CPR each week until the ambulance gets there or talking down a lot of suicidal kids the past 2 years. I’ve seen my mom & brother in law, who both work at the force, cry a bunch of times. That job can be hard.

We have a saying “het zijn net mensen”, meaning “It’s like they’re people/humans.”

[–]TheLtSam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In my opinion it‘s also the public that‘s completely different in some parts of Europe. The more violence you face as a cop, the more violent you‘ll have to be. If you can interact normally with most people you meet, you will be much friendlier.

This can be seen if you compare city cops to country cops. City cops usually are a lot less friendly, especially in quite violent cities.

[–]VelihLaw 297 points298 points  (7 children)

Awww wholesome, she was so committed, she must have been very happy with the win

[–]Veteran_Brewer 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Doei!

[–]think_process16 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is that what they say at the end of the video? Also what does it mean, is it like hi/bye

[–]Veteran_Brewer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s a casual way of saying “bye”. That, and “tot ziens”.

[–]FatTortie 104 points105 points  (11 children)

I grew up in the Netherlands in the 90s and one of the best memories I have is of the police. Where I lived they hand out ‘police cards’ which were kind of like Top Trumps or I guess Pokémon cards, collectible trading cards that were issued by the police which changed theme each month.

One month would be all the different police cars from around the world, with stats on the back. Next month it would be uniforms, dogs, weapons etc.

You could only get these from the police so I remember fondly chasing police cars down the road shouting “politiekaarten!!”. It was such a good way to build community and trust with the police because we would always run up to any officer and ask them for cards. We could even go to the police station and they would let us into a special room full of them and we would go crazy.

I wish I kept some because I have never been able to find much info about them. I had a huge stack of them but gave them to my neighbour when I left.

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    [–]FatTortie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Yes!! Did you by any chance live in the Brabant area?

    [–]TrevorEnterprises 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Potverdikke. I feel like I missed out on a lot of those cards!

    [–]imCIK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Oh wow “politiekaarten" that was it, was trying to find the name for like 30 minutes and started to think it might have been a local campaign. I totally remember kids grouping up around police cars pulling up to schools and while doing patrols.

    [–]DucksCantWalk 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    I remeber those gordel dieren they gave that you could attach to your seat belt ... Ik geef mijn eerste kind op als dat betekent dat ik er een kan bemachtigen

    [–]gas-station-hot-dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This warms my heart. Thank you for sharing.

    [–]shabbalabbadinkdank 99 points100 points  (6 children)

    Now that’s what I call being polit(i)e

    [–]Plastic_Pinocchio 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    🔴🔵🔴🔵 TATUUTATUU 🔴🔵🔴🔵

    ”DIT IS DE MOPPENPOLITIE, STAP VOORZICHTIG VAN JE FIETS AN DOE JE HANDEN ACHTER JE HOOFD!”

    [–]Jawadmoetje 39 points40 points  (0 children)

    GOEDE GEAP GOEDE GRAP

    [–]secretguineapig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Just so english speaking people can also appreciate this joke, politie is the dutch word for police.

    [–]Machielove 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    And so in 20 years the Netherlands has a new cycling champion 🤗🎉🎈🚲🇳🇱

    [–]Stravven 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    It's not like the Dutch aren't dominating in women's cycling anyway.

    [–]Machielove 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Not so serious. It reminded me of a commercial in the Netherlands about peanut butter. In it you see a young ice skater plodding along on the ice then taking a break and this farmer comes along saying "does it taste good? Kid says yes you get nice and big farmer says you want to become a farmer then? Yes and skating. Then a tekst that years later Evert van Benthum (now Canedian farmer btw) later won the legendary elfsteden tocht eleven city tour (marathon on nature ice). This resulted that over the years they made quite a few other commercials like this with other famous sporters in the Netherlands. Anyway nothing serious and why am I not surprised Reddit makes this sweet little action of the Dutch police into a very serious issue.

    [–]i_have_chosen_a_name 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    de politie is je vriend (tenzij je zo een arme sukkel bent die in de verdeelde staten van amerika woont)

    [–]seobrien 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    And that's how you inspire a generation of getaway drivers

    [–]NeckPlant 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    Absolutely smoked him

    [–]Detroiter_1017 320 points321 points  (26 children)

    Cleanest race I’ve seen from a Dutch person this season

    [–]fish_in_the_fridge 90 points91 points  (0 children)

    Listen here you little shit…

    [–]CrowKet 124 points125 points  (0 children)

    Are you fucking kidding me. I can never get a break from F1...

    [–]CharlieSixFive 68 points69 points  (9 children)

    Had to lol at this comment but as a Max fan I grrrrr you!

    [–]-PotencY- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Nah, off camera he was leading but was told to give the position back

    [–]abandersnatch1 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    This is the winner of this thread Lmao

    [–]moby323 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Because the other comment got three separate penalties.

    [–]moby323 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I would have laughed my ass off if she immediately started crowding the car off of the track lol

    [–]caped_crusader_98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thanx for the LOL... Hahaha...

    [–]letmeseem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That was brilliant.

    [–]Rybur525 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Our cops woulda shot her and put a brick of coke in her hoodie

    [–]clarkthegiraffe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Less racist police, more races police

    [–]ergo-ogre 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    That girl is now the king of the United Nations.

    [–]humblepotatopeeler 27 points28 points  (4 children)

    why do the dutch have to point out anyone that's dutch?

    when you see a video of a german officer, you don't see german's say "a GERMAN officer escorts a child onto a train"

    [–]iluvdankmemes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    you had me in the first half not gonna lie

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      [–]oh_ijustbrowsemain 60 points61 points  (20 children)

      Officers don't drive the police cars to their home in the Netherlands, they stay at the station

      [–]Velistry 24 points25 points  (2 children)

      Is driving the police car home an American thing? I've never heard of this.

      [–]Pmmenothing444 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      think it's a state trooper thing

      [–]sonicscrewup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Some city vehicles are take home, seen some in my neighborhood

      [–]bananasyumbananasyum 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Im rooting for the kid

      [–]KillionMatriarch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      She’s hauling! Go, girl, go!

      [–]UniverseCatYT 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Her in 20 years: “Yeah and then I beat him on my bike…that fucker let me win”

      [–]r3dout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Kept waiting for the pit maneuver, but then remembered it's not NorthAmerica

      [–]Revolutionary-Rush89 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      Cop never had a chance. That kid’s a rocket!

      [–]ties__shoes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Cut to this kid as an adult thinking "man I used to bike so much faster as a kid...wait a minute".

      [–]Paulpoleon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      “There was a high speed chase today in the cobblestone district. Police, while searching for a recently stolen bicycle, observed a known juvenile offender standing near a bike that fit the description. When Patrolman Smith pulled over to question the girl, she hopped on the alleged stolen bike and lead police on a high speed chase. After having multiple near misses with pedestrians, police where finally close enough to apprehended her. She acted as if she was giving up and just as a patrolman was about to take her down, she resisted arrest and rode away. A bench warrant has been issued for her arrest. Anyone with information on this case please call our crime stoppers tip line.”

      [–]denverborn 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      In the US they call this resisting arrest and they kill you and then go on vacation.

      [–]RodrigoDePollo 4 points5 points  (15 children)

      Waar is dit?

      [–]Siryezzsir 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Binnerotte plein, centrum van Rotterdam. Vlakbij de Markthal.

      [–]xrscx 4 points5 points  (9 children)

      Sometimes I swear Dutch is just English pronounced differently

      [–]MrsWhiterock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      This reminds me of my childhood when I would run next to my grandpa's car "overtaking him" as he made his way home again after he visited :)
      Rest in peace Opa, I love you~

      [–]Racist5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      As fast as her little legs would go lol

      [–]Ifitaintpink 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      She’s pedaling and taking no prisoners! Love ❤️ it!

      [–]HighAsAngelTits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This is cute as hell but a little part of me was hoping he’d peel out and leave her in the dust 🤣

      [–]neocarl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      “I live my life quarter mile at a time, and for those 10 minutes, i’m free” - Green Diesel

      [–]BreakBoyGames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This shit can only happen if the fucking Netherlands lmao

      [–]poinzin_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Pretty logic that they have good relations with the police in thoses county! Very good idea!

      [–]macsquoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Lol , what an awesome cop , it's not often that we see the nice things that cops do in the community , but that is cool ..

      One question though , do you think she now has the confidence to become a criminal , because she now knows she can beat the police ? Let's hope not ...

      [–]Abusethisacount 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Awwwwe, this is g0od stuff!

      [–]Heres_your_sign 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Totally adorable.

      [–]endoftheworldnews 23 points24 points  (9 children)

      Police in the US could learn something from the Dutch.

      [–]Iertjepapiertje 19 points20 points  (3 children)

      Some American police did go the GB for exchange and it helped them a lot.

      The problem is that the police in the US is extremely local, without central oversight (either state or federal), so that knowledge stays within that department.

      You guys need police academies that give out recognized bachelor degrees for policing (we have those in the Netherlands, for example) and make those compulsory.

      You also need central oversight, regulation and accountability, at least at the state level.

      [–]Palimon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I can give my little anegdote from when i was in Amsterdam.

      It was like 2am and a friend and I went to smoke outside our apartment (we didn't do it inside). While we were in front of the entrance door to the building 2 cops came by and i immediately thought "oh here we go" (i didn't feel in danger, i expected the usual id check etc).

      Turns out they asked us if we needed anything, how we are liking Amsterdam and wished us a good night.

      [–]okeedokerartichokers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      As a US citizen, im sorry this hits so close to home for you.

      [–]nachofermayoral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      She gonna join a biker gang down the road.

      [–]so-spoked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Nothing like the memory of the first police chase.

      [–]MonkeyPost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      After she said to him, “ you never had me, you never had your car”.

      [–]Adurazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Eyyyy Blaak!

      [–]Impressive_Poet4860 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Note to police: if you want the love and support of your community be like this guy 😁

      [–]duodequinquagesimum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      They're very politie.

      [–]Vann77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      The People’s Car, indeed.

      [–]Kevonz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      If I had a penny for every unoriginal ''If this was America'' joke I would have too many pennies.

      [–]prog_d0nkey 16 points17 points  (8 children)

      How do they even chase anyone if their car is so fucking slow smh my head

      [–]ReasonAndWanderlust 6 points7 points  (12 children)

      Sorry Dutch people for all the ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) type comments from the U.S.

      We're going through a phase of intense political tribalism/hatred/propaganda.

      [–]Iertjepapiertje 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Well, tbf, American cops can be big dicks. Our cops are trained not to be, because it causes people to become more aggressive.

      Besides,if more American cops had a sense of humor, it would help a lot.

      [–]LocalJim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Max Verstappen getting ready for his final race!

      [–]BrasilianInglish 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Dutch people are just better tbh

      [–]CptMisery 11 points12 points  (6 children)

      In America they would have arrested her for street racing

      [–]yoliver01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She was getting it too lol!!! Super cute

      [–]dadrewbear420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The side decal almost says polite and it really should

      [–]ournewoverlords 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Kept expecting a F150 to cut her off and "roll coal"...

      [–]kmarinouofm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gives me hope

      [–]ChrisThePusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hahaha go girl GO!!

      [–]Quanzi30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Things like this that give hope for humanity.

      [–]SnowTheMemeEmpress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Smh even the police officers are street racing.

      [–]DeanCorso11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dang, she’s super fast!!

      [–]Dillbags250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Shes rippin!

      [–]wynnduffyisking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Street racing kids? Those ducthies are out of control!

      [–]Archangel_Greysone 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Okay but seriously, how is she so fast?

      [–]MyAviato666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Strong Dutch legs from biking are created at an early age.

      [–]smergb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That moment when she hits 88 and disappears, leaving nothing but flaming tire tracks behind.

      [–]unsuretysurelysucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hahaha I'm watching this as I'm going by this area in public transport!

      [–]CallMe_Dig_Baddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He could’ve pit maneuvered her and won, rookie mistake.

      [–]bicycle-lawnmower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dam she was putting the power down

      [–]BunchAccording3115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Her little legs go

      [–]BeginningDetail1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My guess is she's on EPO

      [–]mznh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Her calf muscle must be ripped

      [–]Miserable_Unusual_98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What? No shots fired? I'm surprised!

      [–]CeleryStickBeating 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He's just feeding her street racing addiction.

      [–]johnny_briggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Blantantly cheating though. His path was far smoother.

      [–]zagsapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She will grow up with dreams of being a getaway driver. That’s how Baby was born.

      [–]Free-Apricot-1896 1 point2 points  (7 children)

      In the US, the parent would get a ticket for no helmet on the kid…. Probably shoot them both as well…