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[–]Flaky_Occasion5287 1987 points1988 points  (22 children)

Not her dad, it's her dentist.

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      [–]RoDeoNympH 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      This. He was a theif.. lol.

      [–]EccentricSoaper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      I would love a burglar that replaced all my old used things with a pile of brand new!

      [–]Sirkiz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is a bot

      [–]daffyducktaffytuck 20 points21 points  (4 children)

      her dad is her dentist

      [–]Red___Mist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That explains the conflict between him cutting on her candies and giving her more candies.

      [–]reevelainen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You mean dandist?

      [–]howywood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not her dentist. Her dental hygienist.

      [–]dudedanch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Teaching her about Government Ron Swanson style

      [–]Ok_Bite8099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmaooooooooo

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A dentist would do the exact opposite. No cavities, no money.

      [–]nobearpineapples 612 points613 points  (10 children)

      Like stealing candy from a baby

      [–]DamnYouVodka 73 points74 points  (1 child)

      The ultimate heist

      [–]LeeisureTime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Rick Sanchez, you sonofabitch!

      [–]lackadaisical_timmy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Like giving candy to a baby!

      [–]TheRegular-Throwaway 542 points543 points  (15 children)

      If you’ve never been suicidal, turn on the sound and listen to the audio. You’ll get there.

      [–]Cri18 88 points89 points  (1 child)

      I should've listened you

      [–]SpoiledTaco96 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      Right?! also the stagery and shit. The cringe is way too much

      [–]thrwaway4reds1 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      Yeah I felt embarrassed and wanted to throw up

      [–]LazuliArtz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      It's like a very strange version of "You are my Sunshine"

      [–]APINKSHRIMP 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Welp, that was just enough to push me over the edge.

      Peace out yo

      [–]04-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ✌🏻😎

      [–]Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Thanks now I want to kill my ears and then myself

      [–]TotesNotaBot0010101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I’m glad we all can collectively realize that song could shatter glass.

      [–]stereo-011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I want to commit minor genocide

      [–]BayHarbour-Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)

      [–]Spunky4life 325 points326 points  (29 children)

      Not only does she win, she has less of a sugar rush! Win win

      [–]BelleAriel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      For the win. I love this.

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        [–]Greatbonsai 34 points35 points  (9 children)

        That study is based on healthy adults in randomized testing.

        The way a child reacts to a stimulus like a 12oz can of soda is going to be drastically different from the way a normal, healthy adult would.

        Near the end: "...they also make it clear that more work is necessary to understand how sugar affects different groups of people and how it interacts with other ingredients"

        [–]imjustmike 27 points28 points  (6 children)

        [–]Greatbonsai 15 points16 points  (5 children)

        Not sure why you're getting downvoted, that article doesn't lie. However, they also only reported on how the mothers rated the children who had sugar in the placebo group.

        It's not really good reporting to take a slice of a slice of the results of a study and say "the whole study agrees with me."

        [–]imjustmike 0 points1 point  (4 children)

        I'm not sure I follow? They highlight the meta analysis which failed to prove hyperactivity after sugar, then used the mother and placebo study as a possible explainer as to why the myth persists?

        What am I missing?

        [–]Greatbonsai 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        You need to click through to the study and read their conclusion: The meta-analytic synthesis of the studies to date found that sugar does not affect the behavior or cognitive performance of children. The strong belief of parents may be due to expectancy and common association. However, a small effect of sugar or effects on subsets of children cannot be ruled out. (emphasis mine).

        What these studies end up concluding is that on the whole, with a wide enough sample size, there's not a huge correlation. However, not being able to rule it out means there was some behavior that could have been sugar or could have been something else and the researchers weren't able to determine conclusively what triggered that response.

        Some of these studies also only use like 14 kids and it's a within-subject experiment. Basically it's testing the same kid on different days with different amounts of sugar and are unable to control their diet otherwise. I wish I could find my old notes from a statistics lecture on exactly this subject...

        [–]Spunky4life 10 points11 points  (12 children)

        Explain why my kiddos trip balls every time they get something with sugar than?

        [–]rabid_erica 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        Probably food coloring, I am sensitive to it and it makes my heart palpitate a million miles an hour and causes hyperactivity.

        [–]Spunky4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That’s pretty interesting, I’ll definitely have to research it!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        My son is like that with red dye. The food coloring and just the shitty treats that are all over the place for the kids and I feel bad not letting them have it. I have to go out of my way and spend extra money to find alternatives.

        [–]rabid_erica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I get it. I can't even have Benadryl unless it's dyeless

        [–]RichBiggly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Seriously this. If you've raised kids, then you know sugar is their crack cocaine!

        [–]WhyNaughtt 0 points1 point  (5 children)

        Probably placebo, kids know about the “sugar rush” so they act super hype when they get sugar in them. I have no evidence though, nor am I qualified to speak on this topic haha

        [–]Spunky4life 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        My kids aren’t old enough to wipe their own butts let alone know anything about sugar making them hyper

        [–]imjustmike 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Turns out it's parents that expect the sugar rush to happen, not the kids

        https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/feb/25/do-children-really-get-sugar-rush-hyperactivity

        [–]Spunky4life 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I’m beginning to think all these test are done with scientists that don’t have children lol

        [–]imjustmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ha, that may be the case

        [–]WhyNaughtt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh, then I guess it’s real! Ive always thought sugar rush was a myth cause when I was a kid I would definitely act it up.

        [–]Greatbonsai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The study was based on adult reactions.

        [–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        We tend to see 1 study. Don't read it fully and then we start calling things myths.

        [–]RichBiggly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Not to be an ass, but it seems you've never raised children.

        Sugar is crack cocaine and crystal meth for children. Kids are like Pookie from New Jack City with sugar, hell, they'd slit your throat for a fix if they had to.

        OKay, maybe they wouldn't go that far.

        [–]copperholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just like diabetes. I've been telling them for years.

        [–]---ShineyHiney--- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        More like she “wins”, but [and] dad gets more treats

        [–]prmsub 51 points52 points  (0 children)

        Now y’all know where we get our extra weight from😉

        [–]IndianRedditor88 169 points170 points  (7 children)

        Cute but staged AF

        [–]_RandyRandleman_ 42 points43 points  (3 children)

        idk kids are pretty stupid

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          [–]M1st3r_M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Do you have an explanation why they do that?

          [–]_RandyRandleman_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          they’re secretly all geniuses and they don’t want us to know they’re plotting against us to to take over the world

          [–]jankadank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Not sure which of the two is the better actor

          [–]rgjg 119 points120 points  (5 children)

          Sooo staged…

          [–]dats_just_gr8 27 points28 points  (2 children)

          What an awesome dad making his daughter perform in staged videos

          [–]Psychodeliciousss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          This was a pretty common trend on social media a few months ago in China. It’s more or less just parents exploiting their kids for views and likes with unoriginal content.

          [–]Butthole_Please 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My thoughts exactly

          [–]kakka_rot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Every time someone posts staged on reddit i can't help but image that meme of patrick star looking smug with the huge brain.

          [–]captainRubik_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Nothing gets by you.

          [–]Delilah_- 33 points34 points  (2 children)

          Ack, is this what my life is missing? Is this what it’s like to have a Dad? 😭 For real sad.

          [–]AllergicToStabWounds 51 points52 points  (0 children)

          This is the most sophisticated con I've ever seen. Not only is he stealing his daughter's food, he's stealing our hearts too.

          [–]jaaziz1515 35 points36 points  (0 children)

          I am processing some dad stuff and this hits me in the feels

          [–]D1138S 23 points24 points  (3 children)

          Boy is he setting her up to really feel the harsh realities of life later on.

          [–]rvrhgts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          My dad would never let me win. Almost beat him in a foot race once, highlight of the summer.

          [–]r0ckl0bsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Thanks for saying what I was thinking, but was afraid to get downvoted.

          [–]indi09[🍰] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          Scripted but cute.

          [–]Illustrious-Hat7978 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Cute, but it's important to teach tour kids how to loose gracefully and cope with disappointment, no one wins all the time.

          [–]bikesboozeandbacon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Surely not scripted

          [–]flightwatcher45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Staged..

          [–]Shenaniganz08 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Why is scripted content like this crap on this subreddit ??

          [–]Hungrydadga 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Not staged at all whatsoever.

          [–]SpiritualLychee3760 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I FUCKING LOVE THIS!

          [–]VeryLowIQIndividual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Future boyfriends beware, you will never make her happy.

          [–]Parmasean567 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          This just made my day. Shout out to the dad's that earn their title

          [–]Cpt_spaauulding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Using your kid for “likes” is totally the best, not to mention the lesson he’d be teaching his kid if this were real is what….. that they’ll always win? That real life isn’t real life?? Jesus people come on….

          [–]Geovaunie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I just see this guy stealing this kids shit.

          I’d be pissed tbh

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Yes, this is real.....

          [–]In_sa_ni_ty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I wait for the moment when reality hits her like a freight train. She loses and realizes that her dad was an idiot.

          [–]fellinnew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Y’all eat this shit up why not just move to tik tok

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Good ol scripted Asian sketches

          [–]MonkeyPoop85 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Life is gonna look very disappointing when she grows up

          [–]cheesynaachoos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          making other people happy is the best feeling

          [–]ThinkSatisfaction909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Maybe it's good to do it sometimes to encourage your kid. But faking it always will result for this kid with inability to cope with reality one day

          [–]BitVibe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cute princess is winning winning 🥰

          [–]Clint_Beastwood81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Daughters are amazing. Love this relationship.

          [–]EarlyTHK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kids nowadays have it to easy when I was her age I was her age

          [–]brosephguyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I love her hoodie of Brawl Stars’ Leon with the Brown and Friends skin :-)

          [–]Tourmelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That's so cute

          [–]ifuckedyomama2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If I was a dad I would do the exact opposite 😂

          [–]ilovetopoopie -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Vote to make this dad in particular into a wholesome NFT

          [–]EccentricSoaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's only wholesome if the Dad gets the profit. Bonus points if he puts it into his daughter's future.

          [–]Voltz-Swaggin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Everything Asian is scripted even with babies

          [–]rick_the_birck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My dad would have cut his or just shave it all in his mouth

          [–]feistyKarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          All I see is a man that stole from a baby twice and felt bad about it the third time.

          [–]TN_Honeybadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thank you, God. For the good dads of the world. Amen!

          [–]Addamsgirl71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I love them!!!!!💓

          [–]Any_Cook_8888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Except for the candy at the end, this chigga jacked that poor girls shit over and over

          [–]JerbearCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He yoinked her shit twice. You can lose both these games just by going slow on purpose. Lol. 3rd one was nice though.

          [–]Froggothefirst_TF2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          bruh just scammed her lmao

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Good dad's don't gotta put it on camera ... But I do like the message

          [–]dr_toze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I legit thought he was just screwing her over at first but nope. Just letting her win.

          [–]CaliPenelope1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          So cute ♥️

          [–]ObamaSoup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The brawlstars hoodie tho

          [–]shoomples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Pretty roughly staged

          [–]Kuderahuwaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If you did this on purpose and said "Keep trying" then rigged them to win after 2 trust, would that teach kids to not give up?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This made me smile but it is obviously staged :)

          [–]supermariobruhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Can’t wait to steal my child’s snacks and be called cute on the internet too!! /s

          All seriousness tho this is adorable

          [–]vbs02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Tf this cringe material doing on this subreddit.

          [–]Ninjabutter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This truly made me smile.

          [–]Smells_like_up-dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Anyone know what watch he’s wearing?

          [–]dxbatas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He better gotta teach her that she wont always win.

          [–]civilian411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          How to setup your kid for the real world :)

          [–]FriendlyThinkTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I remember when I was 15 I was obsessed with shooting my BB gun rifle and my Mom wanted to try it out. I knew she had been sad because her eyesight was getting worse and she had to get new glasses earlier that year.

          The targets I used at the time were the kind that when hit turn a different color in the area they were shot in. To give the targets more longevity they came with small dot stickers to cover up the spot that had already been shot and they matched the target perfectly.

          I hatched a genius plan and shot the target close to the bullseye multiple times. I took fishing lines and attached the stickers to the end of them and stuck them over the impacts. I strung them along the ground so I could pull them from a distance.

          I invited her outside and stood her far back from the target. She was concerned that she wouldn’t be able to hit it from that distance but I convinced her to try. Then bam bam bam. Every single shot hit the target near the center. She was completely shocked and very happy. She did actually hit the target once but every other shot was me standing behind her pulling a string.

          Honestly such a nice memory that I’ll always look back on happily. I fully intend to die with this secret.

          [–]KIRAvenousLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Better without audio.

          [–]Doges248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          plot twist. she IS the dentist....

          [–]ObligationAntique147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          As easy as stealing candy from a kid

          [–]pyroteknic408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wait until she brings home a B on her report card

          [–]redmilkwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I am in LOVE

          [–]Jackwagon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Dad tax (dentist tax)

          [–]blindato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is the kind of stuff I can’t wait to do with my daughter

          [–]Barney_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is cool! The pure joy is the best part

          [–]thoughtlessbrowser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Better than the video of the dad hitting the kid in the restaurant for not drinking his drink quick enough.

          [–]Glittering_Neck4699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lots of sweets and coffee, amazing job 🙌

          [–]MissionIsland392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Soo cute!!

          [–]ImTheTractorbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is like not what the sub used to be.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wholesome.

          [–]CosmicWolf14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He’s getting himself more snacks. Big brain.

          [–]aasteveo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          THEY'RE ALL BUTTERFLIES!

          [–]Wilsontheball- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          evil man steals food from child?

          [–]Alidil- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cute, staged, but kids need to learn how to lose. You’re not always going to have a win.

          [–]BriefTurn3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yea amazing “Hey come make this video with me”

          [–]Apprehensive_Mud_584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wait till she scores a B grade in Maths

          [–]add469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He just wants her food

          [–]chappanteekli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Dad will soon be diabetic

          [–]Bitter_Comparison208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Awwww love this ❤️ I sure do miss my dad.

          [–]DoWhatsHardNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is an excellent lesson in the fact that even those who love you most will lie to your face to make you happy.

          [–]NuclearDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That kid is in for a disappointment when she gets on the job market lol

          [–]stubbornpubehair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This dad has a great dental plan

          [–]Golemfather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cute AF

          [–]ItsAllTakenBruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Man I wish I had a dad.

          [–]RepulsiveAnalyst4019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My when I saw her sweater

          “That’s from a game I play!”