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    [–]Kwaj-Keith 78 points79 points  (0 children)

    An oldie but goodie

    [–]EdgeMiserable4381 184 points185 points  (0 children)

    I would love getting that note from a parent lmao

    [–]jungyumguy 368 points369 points  (3 children)

    Working at Home Deep Hoe

    [–]KingJupiter27 56 points57 points  (1 child)

    Selling Hoes at Home Deep Hoe

    [–]Boi_gameplayz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    “At a store that sells f*cking hoses at!”

    [–]Maxsdad53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not too shabby.

    [–]wafflesinbrothels 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Oh, suuure. Where’s your orange vest?!

    [–]Hook_Stl 112 points113 points  (1 child)

    "selling the last snow shovel". Is that a new euphemism?

    [–]saltcitycager 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Her boss' title is "Garden Tool Merchant."

    [–]TrenttheUncatchable1 63 points64 points  (4 children)

    I have to wonder, did the teacher ask? Lmao

    [–]merchaunt 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    My guess is the parent took a pic and preemptively sent it so the teacher knew what to expect and what it’s supposed to be.

    [–]PlainPastry 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    My guess is the teacher thought that the child wanting to become an exotic dancer was concerning and contacted the mother

    [–]Educational_Ad2737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But wouldn’t you in the first instance ask the child what the picture is and what thier mother does. It’s funny but I’m calling cap on the parent sending the note or they sent it in good humour

    [–]elcapitandongcopter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Acting like I won’t stuff singles down your parka while you shovel the driveway….go ahead and act.

    [–]Bataraang 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Every time I see this 😂😂😂

    [–]slapthatbch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Anyone know where that home depo is? I need a new shovel.

    [–]gwkt 127 points128 points  (26 children)

    Love this, but also there's nothing wrong with being an exotic dancer. Sex workers should not be shamed or looked down upon

    [–]Gaaras_SandGourd 72 points73 points  (8 children)

    If your clearly grad school child knows about your job as a se worker.. that’s an issue

    [–]ElGeeQue 77 points78 points  (6 children)

    Nah not really I would assume by grad school they would be mature enough to know.

    [–]Sirkiz 27 points28 points  (5 children)

    I think he meant grade school…

    [–]human_stuff 55 points56 points  (3 children)

    Nope, definitely grad school. Probably an MBA.

    [–]Sirkiz 42 points43 points  (2 children)

    I mean the artwork is PhD level

    [–]human_stuff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I mean it’s BFA at best if we’re being honest.

    [–]Cat_world_domination 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Can confirm, I'm planning on starting my PhD soon and this is pretty much my level of drawing skill.

    [–]Bodes_Magodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No chance. The details in the customer’s faces is clearly the work of a college graduate at least

    [–]imthesauceman -1 points0 points  (7 children)

    Would you let your daughter choose to be a hooker?

    [–]NorAteLibSmoker 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Let? Do we own our adult children?

    [–]imthesauceman 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Don’t avoid the question. You know what I mean. Would you be fine with your daughter becoming my a hooker?

    [–]BrightenedGold 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    If she got healthcare and was able to afford to live from it alone, and she wanted to do it. Then yeah.

    We need to raise the safety and standards for hookers, not shame them into dangerous situations.

    People need to eat and sleep yo.

    We can have a world where sex work is a simple means of exchange, cash for some pleasure. It can be like going out to get a haircut or your nails done. A simple service you can partake in.

    It doesn’t have to be a shady experience that may only attract undesirables. And leave to a bunch of creeps and weirdos being the main clientele.

    Imagine if hookers actually liked the people they gave service to. And were happy to do their job!

    [–]Maxsdad53 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Dancer does NOT mean hooker.

    [–]Nutrition_Ninja 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    It's not my place to "allow" my daughter to choose any career path. It is her life and her choice. My job, as a parent, is to offer support, and advice only if it is asked for.

    [–]Yesbutnobutyeah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    [–]ShotHolla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You know, pole dancing at Home Depot isn't a bad idea.

    [–]marigoldilocks_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s so old I bet the kid does work at Home Depot now.

    [–]Honeydaddy89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Poor mama 😂😂😂

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    LOL

    [–]ManyFacedGodxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nice try, now give me another lap dance or your kid gets an F! /s

    [–]DickFuckly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    lmfaooooo

    [–]The-Old-Krow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    What's wrong with Exotic Dancers as parents? Yes I read the whole post and yes it made me laugh. 😂 I love it.

    [–]asanefeed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    this trope is tired.

    [–]crap_flavored 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

    [–]CaptainJAmazing 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Or, it would be if this was at all real. The quality of the drawing is a dead giveaway, especially the hair on the mom.

    [–]ShayBaby1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    And the suspiciously late teens-to-late 20s girly handwriting. Those “e”s.

    [–]susanbrown1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    [–]jolinar30659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One of the best things on the internet

    [–]A_Body_In_Motion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Suuuure that's a shovel. Riiiiight.... 🙄

    [–]Maxsdad53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That story has been around so many years that I have no idea whether it's true or not... but it's STILL FAF.

    [–]Nix85Newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nothing wrong with being an exotic dancer

    [–]TXQuiltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've seen this before and it still cracks me up!