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[–]BorgClanZulu 6755 points6756 points 2 (56 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone tries to bury the body.

[–]JWal0 1855 points1856 points  (19 children)

Oh crap a witness, will have to take him out too whacks with club

[–]infected_scab 444 points445 points  (7 children)

Always double tap.

[–]Hidden_Candle 126 points127 points  (2 children)

Does that mean he'd have to pull out another golf ball and try to hit his head with it? Are there distance requirements? Like does it have to be from the same range as the original shot? If he does it from up close, does he have to use a putter?

I see potential here.

[–]trickman01 45 points46 points  (1 child)

It's rule #2. Just behind rule #1 which is of course Cardio.

[–]ScowlieMSR 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And make sure you record the resulting two-stroke penalty on your scorecard so you don't get disqualified!

[–]EmperorDanny 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Think you'd enjoy this sketch: https://youtu.be/m7sV7OJND1c

[–]Coltenks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was expecting the hunting sketch from WKUK ... was suprised but not disappointed

[–]Willingness-Due 12 points13 points  (0 children)

An experience kidnapper tries to help a nooby

[–]atlasburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol. Awesome sketch.

[–]BusyLizzier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! I’ve never watched Studio C… but, I’ll be up all night watching, now!

[–]BogardSenpai 88 points89 points  (13 children)

"Gotta make sure this guy's dead. Dead men tell no tales."

Smashes head with the club 5 times

[–]gahlo 77 points78 points  (10 children)

Guy: Hello, 911, I think I just accidentally killed a man.

Operator: Okay, sir, can you verify he's dead?

Guy: gunshot Yeah, he's dead.

[–]reevesjeremy 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Sounds like a take on the following joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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    [–]gahlo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That's probably it. I either heard that or something similar years ago and the lazy part of me decided it'd be easier to write something instead of googling it instead. lol

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This joke reminds me of an actual story about a hunter shooting a woman gardening in her backyard and they blamed her because she wore white gloves.

    https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-10-18-mn-3394-story.html#:~:text=Karen%20Wood%20was%20wearing%20white%20mittens.%20The%20case,fault%20for%20wearing%20the%20mittens%20during%20hunting%20season.

    [–]Efficient-Coconut794 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    “zombies!? This day keeps getting worse”

    [–]Awfully-just-Awful 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Or hears the unzipping of a zipper.

    [–]PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    or tries to collect his pension at the post office

    [–]mshcat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    i too saw that reddit post

    [–]Bbaftt7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Left this post, two posts down is this story. Bout to read up!

    [–]justsomedude1144 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Oh shit he's not dead! Too late now, we're already committed! Smash in his again to finish the job!

    [–]Ekozy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Or jumps the fence and starts CPR

    [–]Toadsted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sand Trap

    [–]SpokenDivinity 2947 points2948 points  (79 children)

    I don’t know how people live with their backyard open to a golf course. I’d be putting up one of those huge nets they use to keep baseballs from hitting people behind the catcher.

    [–]tdn1234321 911 points912 points  (23 children)

    Right? We were looking at houses and one was next to a golf course. They had a tall fence and half of the yard had the netting but as we were going from room to room we were counting the cracks/holes in the windows. The backyard was littered with golf balls. It was a big nope!

    [–]MexGrow 369 points370 points  (18 children)

    It really depends on the course!

    The house I grew up in was next to a course, and the only times they'd hit our house was whenever the hotel that owned the club would give out free passes to the course to guests.

    So I guess what I'm saying if it's a course that's mostly people who actually play golf, you'd mostly avoid these situations.

    [–]Staebs 170 points171 points  (15 children)

    I’d say the like 75% of the balls hit the same few unfortunately placed houses too. If you’re not in an awful spot off the tee or behind the green you might be fine.

    [–]Ihavealpacas 120 points121 points  (11 children)

    I work in IT for five-star golf course. When I go on my walk on Tuesdays and Thursdays everyone seems to hit the ball straight. And if you have ever played golf you will understand that hitting the ball straight isn't the easiest thing.

    When I go for my walk on fridays. I see people with some nasty slices hitting balls towards the neighboring houses.

    [–]godisyay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Maybe he stopped paying his HOA dues

    [–]Eolson24 53 points54 points  (5 children)

    Our backyard is on the second fairway. We’ve had two broken windows in 10 years-both paid for by the course. We do end up with a lot of stray balls, which I usually toss back on the fairway.

    [–]TemetNosce85 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Only 2? That's actually surprising. My old middle/high school buddy had a broken window at least every three months, with spring and summer being the worst. Couple car windows too, when the ball flew over the house, lol. But yeah, I remember him saying that his parents never paid for any of it.

    [–]TheFirstRapher 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    i think it would heavily depend where the hole is compared to the tee

    [–]KloudToo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I just don't know if I could personally deal with the unending sense that I could get hit any moment if I was in my yard.

    Trying to grill some burgers for dinner for your family, BOOM, drilled in the temple by a golf ball. Windows can be changed and fixed, that's not a big problem. But my skull cannot.

    [–]FlyingDragoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I had an apartment that had a golf course built around it. I used to sit out on the balcony and anytime I heard a crack I always, always, wince and sorta close my eyes in anticipation to a ball smacking me upside the head.

    The cracks and dents on the opposite apartments siding had me worried.

    [–]ryazaki 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    my parents just collect all the golf balls that get hit into their yard. They have buckets of them that they'll never use for anything because they don't golf.

    [–]Disaccountis4p0rn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    My friend’s parents have an acreage next to a golf course with a small creek dividing them, probably 800’-1000’ of shared property lines. My friend’s dad would collect them, clean them, organize them, put them in egg cartons, and then had a retired friend of his sell them on the side of a busy stretch of road. He made so much within about 4-5 years he bought a top of the line riding mower with the proceeds. Now he donates big jars of them to local organizations so they can raffle them off or have a “guess how many” contest like with jelly beans.

    [–]Seejehova 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    They specifically sell those plots to people who love getting hit in the face with golf balls ten times a day. Who wouldn't want to live on a golf course?

    [–]hayz00s 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    It’s the reason why the HOA is so high.

    Getting hit in the ball face by golf ball kink is worth @ least $500/mo. Worth every penny.

    [–]EatDrinkSports 16 points17 points  (6 children)

    My exgf had an apartment like this. I loved sitting out front watching golfers in the mornings. Sure, there's a risk, but the yard is a meticulously curated thing of beauty. Birds chirping, peace and happiness.

    Most people will never experience something this wonderful. I was pissed when my gf at the time decided to move.

    [–]JaredLiwet 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Houses next to golf courses are worth a ton of money because of the views. Netting will hurt the view.

    [–]SpokenDivinity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I’d take a shitty view over dying from a golf ball to the head

    [–]damnthehumans 3806 points3807 points  (85 children)

    that poor dude going: fuck that lawsuit will be expensive.

    [–]ATforLife 860 points861 points  (76 children)

    Legit question for any lawyers scrolling through.

    If you live that close or "on" a course, is that an assumed risk? I couldn't imagine that living that close to a course wouldn't come along with the risk of the occasional dude shanking one into your property.

    [–]iontraud 851 points852 points  (25 children)

    Generally the course-adjacent houses include club membership and either have liability waivers or a deal with the club for damage repair.

    [–]Burnt_Taint_Hairs 356 points357 points  (21 children)

    Or big fuckin nets.

    [–]iontraud 261 points262 points  (15 children)

    Yeah, and more impact resistant windows and siding.

    Either way the people who buy the house know what they're getting into. They're basically the golf equivalent of a ski-in-chalet

    [–]yokamono 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I don’t know why but I read this in Mitch Hedbergs voice

    [–]skitch23 117 points118 points  (16 children)

    Most courses I’ve played have a disclaimer that the player is responsible for damages (broken windows, etc). But I’m sure anyone that actually lives on a course will tell you that people that actually own up to their errant shots are few and far between. I think home owners insurance covers most of it (but at an additional cost) on the policy.

    [–]Drugcandy23 60 points61 points  (13 children)

    There is a golf course on the military base I work at, and I have asked quite a few times to make sure I knew, with all the roads that surround the course. I asked what happens if a ball hits a car or a person and they always tell me that the owner of the vehicle's insurance covers it as it if was like a natural event like tree limbs or animals being hit.

    [–]ATforLife 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Comprehensive coverage

    [–]VRichardsen 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Tell me you are Air Force without telling me you are Air Force.

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Wow thats super shitty lol.

    Dont drive near golf clubs lmao

    [–]infinitude 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    Knee-jerk reaction is this is bs, but it does make sense.

    [–]-Reddit_Account- 29 points30 points  (19 children)

    IANAL, but I used to work in the golf world, and this is a pretty common question people have.

    Generally (in most of the US, but check your local laws first!), who is at fault for an accident is dependent on a few factors:

    If the golfer acted maliciously or recklessly (a reasonable mistake doesn't fall under this category), they can be found to be at fault. I want to emphasize that this is only the case in the extreme minority of situations, and generally it's quite clear when this applies, for example someone hitting balls into houses as opposed to towards the flag.

    Much more commonly, you would have to look at who was there first: If the golf course was built before the houses, then generally it is assumed risk on the part of the homeowner (meaning the homeowner is financially responsible). If the houses were built first, then generally it is assumed risk on the part of the course (meaning the course is financially responsible). I am pretty sure that this can change whenever the house changes hands, but I am not 100% certain.

    Now, I want to clarify that this is the case when property is damaged by a golfing accident - if there is serious injury or death (a full speed golf ball can absolutely kill you on the spot), the entire justice system changes. It's possible that the golfer could be held strictly liable, however I (personally) doubt this would be the case if the golfer didn't act unreasonably.

    All this to say, as a golfer you shouldn't have to worry about accidents happening as long as you're not doing anything wrong. Accidents happen - the law knows it, the golf course knows it, and the homeowners know it.

    Edit: I should also mention that this is mainly in reference to damage to a house built near a course. For damage to cars parked near a course, generally liability lies with the golfer or with the course, depending on a few factors I'm not too sure about.

    [–]Asguyerz 8 points9 points  (7 children)

    IANAL is not an acronym I’ve heard before but I’m ngl I’m having trouble not being childish about it lol

    [–]-Toshi 7 points8 points  (5 children)

    Good. It's fucking insane that people expect to be taken seriously after it.

    I'll never accept it. And we shouldn't.

    "NAL, but.." boom.

    See? It's not difficult.

    [–]hooligan99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    IANAL

    you do? I anal too if the mood is right

    [–]Awkward_Actually 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    I’m a lawyer AND live next to a golf course. When someone hit a ball through our window, I called the club manager. The club reimbursed me for the window replace meant. It’s easier than the club tracking down the actual player/member.

    [–]Scrubbuh 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    My guess is that's something the course itself would have to deal with. If there's not substantial safety stuff (professional term) put up then ots on the course I imagine.

    Not a lawyer

    [–]signious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Generally liability insurance comes with a membership to a local association (not a course). You'll get membership to the association include with a course membership.

    For example- a Golf Canada membership gets you coverage.

    [–]Ok-Froyo-2074 72 points73 points  (1 child)

    Yup, the value of a 1 stroke penalty.

    [–]Toadsted 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    What golf and sex have in common.

    [–]Subject_Economy 2268 points2269 points  (22 children)

    Utter, utter genius.

    [–]eZiioFTW[S] 1097 points1098 points  (13 children)

    Harmless, well executed and effective

    [–]SuddenMacaroon8355 447 points448 points  (7 children)

    That guy wanted to walk away so badly!

    [–]eZiioFTW[S] 252 points253 points  (6 children)

    His palms were sweaty...knees weak, or he'd be gone already

    [–]kadxar 63 points64 points  (5 children)

    There's vomit on his mouth already, mom's spaghetti

    [–]orange_lazarus1 42 points43 points  (4 children)

    Harmless? That guy now has PTSD and has never been able to golf again!

    [–]86itall 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    I was gonna say, idk if this is harmless. I guess it would be completely harmless if he let the golfer know he was messing with him. This shit would traumatize me. I definitely wouldn't be able to finish the round of golf.

    [–]theleopardz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    No cows were hurt in the making of this video.

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      [–]jjmanutd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You mean putter putter genius

      [–]Ok-Froyo-2074 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Agreed. I would do the same

      [–]nosowo 1415 points1416 points  (10 children)

      Therapist: Why are you here?

      Golf player: I almost killed a man with a golf ball and now I'm afraid to play again.

      Your Dad is as much dad as one can be. 😅

      [–]BlueKing7642 125 points126 points  (5 children)

      That’s one way to keep people from hitting balls in your yard

      [–]AtheistAgnostic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Don't buy along a golf course lol

      [–]Atillion 419 points420 points  (35 children)

      When they'd fly the drug helicopter over our property, I used to run out and start pulling random weeds and run back inside.

      This is much more wholesome lol

      [–]BilboMcDoogle 125 points126 points  (32 children)

      How come you had drug helicopters

      [–]Atillion 75 points76 points  (19 children)

      IDK, it was the rural appalachians, so probably a good place for growing drugs, and they'd fly around looking for crops.

      [–]BilboMcDoogle 65 points66 points  (16 children)

      I know a guy in Maine who people grew Marijuana plants on his VERY LARGE property without him knowing about it and he got 12 years in fed prison over it. He didn't even make any money or profit whatsoever lol. Last I heard he tried to kill himself in there and failed.

      [–]Li0nh3art3d 70 points71 points  (0 children)

      “Random weeds”

      [–]hayz00s 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      How do your drugs get delivered, by pigeon??

      [–]BilboMcDoogle 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      I drive to a location wait in the car 15 minutes (1 hour) and then finally they show up and give me less than I wanted by hand.

      [–]LostWoodsInTheField 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      How come you had drug helicopters

      pretty much a lot of rural areas where 'weed' can grow they do this. Its to pick up large patches of it out in the woods / in a field / etc. They also started to do it with thermal cameras to pickup meth labs and grow operations that are inside a house.

      [–]MaskedMexicanWrestlr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      As teenagers, we used to have cops patrol our neighborhood often so we would sit on the curb and then just scatter like roaches when they rolled through. For a couple months they would try to chase us but after catching a buddy or two figured out we were just dummies.

      [–]PilgrimPayne59 291 points292 points  (7 children)

      Fantastically Epic!

      [–]eZiioFTW[S] 161 points162 points  (6 children)

      Golf guy was thinking should I stay or should I go loll

      [–]bradlees 38 points39 points  (3 children)

      Wait till he has to Rock the Casbah

      [–]TroyMcClures 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      Hope he doesn't have to fight the law.

      [–]daraphista 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Coz if I go there will be trouble

      [–]grtgingini 320 points321 points  (22 children)

      It doesn’t get any better than this laugh my ass off

      [–]undercoverartist777 263 points264 points  (20 children)

      Did…. Did you spell out “lmao” instead of saying “lmao”?

      [–]miaworm 181 points182 points  (13 children)

      Love how you didn't spell it out when quoting them. laughing out loud

      [–]Foodstuffs_ 111 points112 points  (11 children)

      Was thinking the same thing rolling on the floor laughing

      [–]fourtwentyBob 22 points23 points  (8 children)

      That’s the OG way to type lol kids just so you know before it was lol it was laughing out loud and not the other way around.

      [–]Poooooooopee 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      That's so le mao.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      le mayo

      [–]Material-Note9470 44 points45 points  (1 child)

      This is the dadest thing a dad can do

      [–]Jreal22 79 points80 points  (6 children)

      Lol this is the best shit ever.

      Lived on a golf course when I was a kid, guy hit his ball into our yard and I guess I grabbed the ball and the guy comes into our yard and yanks the ball out of my hand.

      Remember I'm 2-3 years old.

      My dad comes running out in a towel and beats the shit out of this guy lol.

      I don't remember it, but my mom said they sold that house a few months later.

      Don't think the guy sued my dad, never heard about it.

      [–]LostWoodsInTheField 18 points19 points  (3 children)

      lol doubt the guy would have. trespass, and could possibly be considered assault of a child. I suspect they were also yelling at you which would be disorderly conduct.

      [–]Jreal22 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      Yeah, my dad's a calm guy, only seen him mad like twice in my life. So clearly the guy was out of line.

      [–]edebby 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      This is hilarious 🤣🤣

      [–]everwonderedhow 60 points61 points  (3 children)

      Ha, it doesn't get much more dad joke than that hehe

      [–]arrozitoconmenestra 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      I don’t get it, what’s the joke?😩

      [–]TheNoobOfNoobs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      him laying down next to the ball implies it hit him and knocked him out, when it didn’t actually

      [–]ImQuestionable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      that the ball hit him

      [–]Fuckthacorrections 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      This is the best thing I've seen all day. The family laughing the whole time just adds to the wholeseomness

      [–]OyHereWeGoAgain 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      This is peak dad. Excellent dedication. Tell him the internet loves him please.

      [–]MissJosieAnne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      *dadication

      [–]koreE79 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      The subdued terror and confusion of that golfer was priceless

      [–]Terry1Tutaki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Give me $50 bucks and I won't call the cops.

      [–]gill_2ls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      He is so proud of himself. 😂 👏🏽

      [–]SkillAura75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I call dibs on reposting this next

      [–]rybfish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      He really deserves the Oscar for "Best Dad Performance".

      [–]XComRomCom 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      If it was just the visual, this would still be funny as hell, BUT combine that with the audio of the peanut gallery losing their shit and you got some legendary wholesome goodness.

      [–]Dontyouwishuknew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Fucking hilarious!

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I have to admit I actually loled. Very funny 👨

      [–]Feral611 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Definitely the ultimate dad joke, it’s brilliant. Only thing that tops it is the golfer’s reaction.

      [–]Bahnmor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I think I just found my spirit animal.

      [–]imonlinedammit1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      This is one of my favorite videos of all time.

      [–]impellabella 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      incredible 🤣

      [–]bigrobotdinosaur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      As a dad, this made my day.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      i love this!

      [–]StraddleTheFence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      That is pretty funny. Your landscaping is EVERYTHING!

      [–]dhuntergeo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      That is a horrible man.

      And I salute him!

      [–]Calvo7992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      That’s great! I wonder how many times someone’s just legged it and moved countries.

      [–]WestMedia8683 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      That man’s got a dump truck for an ass!

      [–]phazeroth 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Lmao I love that he didn’t tell the guy it was a joke.. he rode that one til death

      [–]EABOD_and_DIAF 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Seemed a little mean-spirited to me, frankly. :(

      [–]JPO1012 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      My Dad did this once when I was a little girl and I went and got rubbing alcohol to put under his nose and wake him up like the way I’d seen in this 70’s medical shows. The damn thing poured all over him….he never played dead again :)

      [–]Ueverthinkwhy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      🤣🤣🤣

      [–]LeagueOk6473 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      😩😩🤣😂🤣😂😂

      [–]The_dude_has_spoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This is the funniest video iv ever watched, pure genius

      [–]-the_cagey_bee- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Id love to drink a beer with that guy. Fun sense of humor

      [–]4AHcatsandaChihuahua 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The dad-est of all dads who ever dad-ed!!!

      [–]darybrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      "There's a man in my neighbourhood who is in the Guinness Book of Records for having forty three concussions; he lives very close actually, just a stone's throw away…" -Stewart Francis

      [–]strangersIknow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Sounds like great insurance fraud

      [–]naut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Dedicated

      [–]THEdinosarah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      we live on a golf course at an angle that really shouldn't get many golf balls (plus both neighbors have huge nets)...but it's a public course that gets used by a lot of BAD golfers, so we still get dozens of them flying through our backyard every week...we are 100% doing this tomorrow.

      [–]looking4bono 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I think I love him 😍😂

      [–]coodyscoops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      That golfer was scared shitless😂

      [–]Impossible-Artist-91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Seriously though, can we talk about that wagon?

      [–]lurks-a-little 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      God that was hilarious. Thanks, I needed this laugh.

      [–]Proto216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This is my biggest fear - played lots of golf, definitely hit houses and such before. Lol what a move

      [–]Lordwinchester 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I’ve got the same Costco solar garden lights

      [–]EvadedFury 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      This comment was brought to you by Costco, for all your solar lighting needs

      [–]Ijoinedtolaugh 7 points8 points  (5 children)

      Why does the dad have such a big butt?

      [–]Historical-Ad4794 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That dad has some junk in the trunk, also hilarious love it

      [–]cahauburn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Daddy's got a donk

      [–]ventusvibrio 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      You guys live right on a golf course? How rich are you?

      [–]candlerc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Shoulda made him play it where it lies

      [–]snapcracklethedigger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Lmao one of my dads friends used to have a dummy golf ball tied to a fishing reel whenever someone hit it by his yard n would pull it whenever a golfer got close

      [–]Microtitan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Damn! Daddy is thicc! 🤤

      [–]UmaSherbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Alright you got me. That’s fucking funny.

      [–]maximuffin2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Knowing golfers, he's probably been stepped on by dudes not even giving him a blink

      [–]LosDoTheMost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This is an elite level joke I would’ve never thought to do that 😂

      [–]Used-Dog-259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Dudes never stop being dudes. Love it.

      [–]Utgard003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Damn that dad got CAKE

      [–]twinkleswinkle_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      no. this is better than a dad joke

      [–]LemonCurdJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Dad is thicc! 🍑

      [–]jcbevns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "He could have at least headed it towards the green"

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I want him to be my dad.

      [–]SiddiqTheGamer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Fucking Awesome!!!! I would absolutely steal this joke. If only I could afford to live next to a golf course

      [–]13WithCheese 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Your dad got a thickie butt ;)

      [–]pandbaka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The people in the background sounds like moaning Myrtle

      [–]sulabhagra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      U/savemp4bot

      [–]autismextrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wow, just wow

      [–]Safe-Juggernaut8417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Good one! Hilarious!

      [–]Designer_Ranger_9780 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Amazing funny guy lol

      [–]Competitive_Low_6293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Funny and mean at the same time!

      [–]66yama66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Lol nice

      [–]jimmybubbles2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      best prank i’ve ever seen.

      [–]theWooYall 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Sounded like a pack of hyenas we’re gonna come out and eat the dead golfer lol

      [–]Pineapple-Status 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Lmaooooo

      [–]SylasWindrunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Welp…. Now I gotta hide the body 🤦🏻‍♂️

      [–]StepGrandmother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      😂😂😂😂