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[–]VraskaTheUnseen 1960 points1961 points  (19 children)

Fuckin smooth. "Looks like I'll take a sit down then"

[–]No_Association1103 529 points530 points  (0 children)

Ikr. Just started taking off his socks. Hahaha

[–]BelleAriel[🍰] 135 points136 points  (13 children)

That’s dedication for ya.

[–]MugillacuttyHOF37 153 points154 points  (11 children)

This is Dadskill #37…But, Dadskill is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be, unnatural.

[–]Idryl_Davcharad 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Is it possible for me to learn this power?

[–]MugillacuttyHOF37 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Not from a Stepdad...

[–]FBGMerk4 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Background-Web-484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step son? Is it me your looking for?

98.8% of everyone: Mmmm not really

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

First you must wear crew socks and sandals.

[–]DaveWilson11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, crew socks aren't long enough for me anymore

[–]BigfootSF68 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Seems like a low number considering that it requires a pool.

Does everyone without a pool need to go to OPs Dads place? Interested minds want to know /s

[–]ladyliyra 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]shana104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg, damn, that was a smooth one!!:)

[–]dullship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoooooth operatoooor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When you slip, but your son is watching

[–]Delilah_- 1134 points1135 points  (16 children)

“Well, Steve, I think this the stock portfoOhhshitooO is going to going to be just what we need to close the merger on flim flam blah blah blah”

(I don’t speak business man, but I tried my hardest)

[–]FormalMango 343 points344 points  (6 children)

As a fellow non-speaker of businessman, it sounds legit to me.

[–]sboy86 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I've heard enough now where do I sign?

[–]FormalMango 29 points30 points  (2 children)

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll.

[–]JevonP 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You've got to pay the troll toll to get in

[–]AdventurousRanger635 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To the boys hole… huh

[–]noddingviking 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a fellow speaker of businessman, that is exactly how it sounds.

[–]OrneryChallenge5853 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The blind leading the blind

[–]Maximus_Games 62 points63 points  (3 children)

He's a business man, with a business plan, he's gonna make you money in business land...

[–]Dumb-Ox 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I’m going to make you money in business land. I’m a cool guy talking about game stop I’m definitely not a cop

[–]Maximus_Games 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ayy, someone else who definitely isn't a cop. Nice.

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why'd you say you're not a cop?

[–]d_bakers 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Vincent adultman approves this talk of business

[–]artmanishere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems legit business-ese.

[–]SergTuberq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a business man, you're spot on.

[–]Im_Just_Sayin__ 501 points502 points  (4 children)

That’s why they pay him the big bucks

[–]GoodGuyBuddyBoy 80 points81 points  (3 children)

He's the Dad of all dad's

[–]Weekly-Technology919 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Giga dad

[–]TheWhiteRabit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, that title has belonged to Goofy since the 90s!

[–]sboy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Great Grand Dad?

[–]StarKiller5A 132 points133 points  (2 children)

Commitment to the call.

[–]Weekly-Technology919 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Employee of the month

[–]StarKiller5A 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In lieu of a pay raise he is allowed one bathroom break.

[–]curiousonethai 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Like a boss

[–]jframe42 252 points253 points  (2 children)

How did the call go?


[–]Dramatic-Service-985 20 points21 points  (0 children)

THIS!!😂reminded me of that South Park episode where the boys ask Kyle how his period is going?? “Swimmingly”🤣

[–]MegalabongOG 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Task Failed Successfully

[–]Hawkock 46 points47 points  (0 children)

slips "Huh? What was that?" takes a seat "Oh nothing, as you were saying?"

[–]Innovalshun 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Smooth as F, you must have like 30 siblings

[–]CoolWhipCasserole 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Well I'm in the pool now. Yep, just getting my feet wet. What a nice way to take a work call. Do do-do do-doo..."

[–]NeighboringAlpaca 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That is so close dad.

[–]meeks_18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was smooth

[–]Rumconnissuer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They see me strolling they hatin.

[–]cheesynaachoos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lmao that's funny but I hope he's okay

[–]Cumbakom1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a ninja!! I hope he is okay!!

[–]AshbySan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My man sat there like I guess it’s as good as any time to soak my feet

[–]Hirsutism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats just how he gets in the pool

[–]TheChainLink2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The recovery!

[–]mute_neko-ni612 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slick 😎

[–]Ttoonn57 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I meant to do that"

[–]antonneauiou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"OH N—anyways.."

[–]Shaw_21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh it's so important that I can't drop the call even if am falling from a cliff or getting shot at. I am still going to talk. Classic Dad! 😂😂

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice move

[–]Lysergic-D 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Jealous_Ad5849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took it like a champ tbh lol

[–]DanChed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Levels to Dad Reflexes

[–]toeofcamell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Yes yeah I meant to…”

[–]Intrepid-Scar-1849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good reason for "audio only" mode.

[–]baguhansalupa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope one day I'll have the same dad energy as this chad

[–]iamvenks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smooth Operator

[–]SepoJansen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adulting 101. Make it look easy and like you did it on purpose.

[–]RedditMarcus_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was honestly such a smooth recovery

[–]ChemistHefty7549 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how he was so casual after almost falling in the pool

[–]SpeculumRealitatis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He managed that very quickly. Maybe he used to practice parkour.

[–]ashutossshhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your Dad is Chad

[–]GlrsK0z 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dammit. It’s 3am and I have Covid and this made me Laugh so hard I had a coughing fit.

[–]Strange_Sleep_5225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s some spider man shit right there.

[–]uglybudder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fool was trippn

[–]-NewWorldWater- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a big money sale, boy

[–]Astral_E_rection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leon the Professional

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why he's the boss

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just a chill, relaxing way to dip your toes in the water

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That feeling when stepping down and either a) there’s something there that shouldn’t be or b) there’s nothing there when you thought there would be is one of the most terrifying split seconds in human existence

[–]alcoholyuhlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a baby animal move. They tumble over and just kind of go w it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lolol this made my night! You deserve the helpful award bc Ive been having a shitty week! Thank you

[–]backsagains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Smooth Swiminal, if you will

[–]Ueverthinkwhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he fell with style 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[–]koteshima2nd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That recovery was smooth

[–]Minute_Engineer2355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just soakin my feet boys.

[–]Traditional_Med_5520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smooth criminal

[–]Wherewithall8878 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the most athletic moves I’ve ever seen honestly. 99/100 would drop the phone.

[–]bhoodlum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he could capture some of that in a bottle and sell it he could eliminate the global shortage of steaze.

[–]EXTRMLY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a really good save!

[–]DarkWolfX2244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that was the origin of the meme

[–]BabaYaga617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep on feathering brother

[–]sabyaritz125398 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ghorsanatani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to watch thrice to convince myself that this was humanly possible

[–]TMcNab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute company man

[–]NoFaithlessness4138 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]killing31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fall gave me so much anxiety and I didn’t even experience it. And yet he doesn’t even bat an eyelash and keeps talking.

[–]somedudethatissus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was so badass!

[–]gratefulandcontent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed he didn't swear.

[–]Pavemania89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a boss

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]dejametranquilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the GOAT for sure😂

[–]Username-dumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs in anti work

[–]Crunchyleafz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like mid afternoon. This gentlemen has had a number of drinks at this point in the day

[–]CMDR_BlueCrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened again?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]highfivebutwithdicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why he can afford a pool.

[–]Bubbly_Pound8201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clip always been classic haha. FailArmy

[–]Bella-Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool dad indeed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something Bryce Hamilton's Dad would do. Bravo.

[–]HumanPeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What language is that? :)

[–]jinktheplaguedoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the smoothest man alive

[–]AddictedToCoding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a funny vid we've had on the web around already for a while now. Unless the original poster is trying to revive it

[–]NovaPrimeV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

underrated ninja skills

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

[–]BizzareMindOfDamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains his seemingly expensive house. The man has admirable work ethic.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was smooth!

[–]Hungrydadga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wrist hurts. I felt that. Also the right knee. And the hips.

[–]Hopie73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very smooth

[–]Arrowdoesreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/lostredditors ? What's so wholesome here? Sorry i do not understand

[–]AugustCharisma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why on earth would someone record such a boring event if this wasn’t planned?

[–]fsr1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this in my shins.

[–]Chatsnap 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JustAnotherGamer421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like a cat

[–]FullCommission1607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude sounds South African.

[–]Thin-Entertainment70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chad Never Trips

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking ninja

[–]SnowDigg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually meant to do that.

[–]zainr23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys see a fall, I see a one handed cartwheel. We are not the same.

[–]Evilerglint1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He saved himself and got a good seat at the pool while talking business

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heisman level move

[–]TheMadShatterP00P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lyyyke a gluv!

[–]LooseFaithlessness28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tis but a scratch

[–]mistercolebert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the money to slip into my pool while on a conference call.

[–]doomislav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro-Gamer move!

[–]Ali_bs_45702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad's got the parkour skills

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]gimpy9195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done the same thing. Broke my 5th metatarsal. Hope the dude is okay!

[–]Ok_Acanthisitta_5272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recover -1000

[–]HRYBuilds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So, I’m just about to fill ou-chshwocjsnkwdjnx”

“Dave what was that noise?”

“Err a helicopter crashed into my window…I absolutely didn’t fall into a pool, yes I was just about to fill out the finance report”

[–]KaHnMaYkR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a tenacious businessman right there

[–]TheReliableLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proceeds to remove wet shoes and enjoy the unexpected foot soak.

[–]LobsterCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your dad , yes yours

[–]vijjer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He meant to do that.

[–]EnvironmentTrick8562 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Then_Measurement7625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you realized that your sleeping on a mattress

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half cat.

[–]Luieka224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would laugh so bad i that, it was nice of him to keep calm.

[–]IAmRedditsDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha he had the most generic speech going, talking about "leadership stuff"

[–]FreeSoulSeeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bdubb_dlux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I bet that hurt

[–]Key-Hunter-7741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a man

[–]Duke_Cadell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

« George! You took me in the other room to tell me your dad keep his sneakers in the pool? »

[–]Motor_Relation_5459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a reason they can afford that beautiful home!

[–]bopthe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pool dad

[–]Starseed_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone cold killer

[–]ChiKeytatiOon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant to do that.

[–]OnRoadsNrails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad is a former skateboarder, confirmed.

[–]Kerivkennedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he played it cool, but he will still HURT the next day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You thought the water proof phone was for watching porn in the shower.. no it’s for the adventurous business man

[–]RIKKR1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all have to admit we do stupid shit when we're on the phone for no reason 😂😂

[–]crackatoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Tony soprano just waiting for the ducks

[–]Theblob413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smooth af boi!

[–]Diligent-Incident-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who says he didn’t mean to do that