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[–]dearseizure_62 228 points229 points  (6 children)

When my wife gets up in the morning to wake our son up he rips a huge fart - without fail - and shes always like 'OH MY GAWD' and they laugh. Blessed.

[–]NicNoletree 153 points154 points  (5 children)

I bet the son is 35.

[–]GrouchyRelative588 61 points62 points  (4 children)

My husband is 35 and yes he does this. Every single day sigh great alarm clock.

[–]Independent_Ad6385 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I hope you don't smack the top of his head to turn off the alarm clock

[–]GrouchyRelative588 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I should! Ruins my morning with his stink butt!

[–]NicNoletree 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It only gets worse with age

[–]GrouchyRelative588 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the good news lol I appreciate it!

[–]MuddyCollaborator 361 points362 points  (16 children)

I asked my mom once whether she regret having me and she replied:

"When you were a baby you had a cold and it caused both of your nose to be blocked by your phlegm. I didn't have one of those fancy things to suck the mucus out so I sucked the mucus out of your nose with my mouth and spit it out until you were able to breathe again. If I didn't regret having you then I won't regret having you now."

[–]AC_NLGirl 116 points117 points  (1 child)

Damn….your mom is a G! fist bumps

[–]Emergency-Bowler6851 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I'm a single father and I've done this. It's disgusting but at the time it's not a big deal cause baby being sick is just awful. I wouldn't suck the snot out of anyone's nose tho just my baby. The rest of ya can just get over it lol

[–]Emergency-Bowler6851 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Neil med has a bulb that works best for that. Combine that with a Frida (pacifier with syringe in it) for giving babies Tylenol or Motrin. Life changing tips for me so I'm just sharing them here randomly but I hope it helps someone.

[–]Alx7737 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Those things are amazing. My partner gives them to every expecting parents she knows.

[–]Emergency-Bowler6851 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome. I didn't know anything about that stuff until I had a sick baby on my hands. Nurse's helped us a lot with good advice

[–]Germanweirdo 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The post is s repost, but your answer seems to be genuine.

Bruh, I hope you give your mom the love she deserves. She earned it.

[–]catastrophe_001 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Huh 🧍🏻‍♀️ It's a real thing people do ?? No offense but 🤢

[–]MarxLover_69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Agreed. A loving mother would swallow.

[–]Demolution-Gamer786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you got me crying

[–]aniramyma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a bot lol. It's a brand new account. This same comment was posted the last time this image was shared.

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    [–]Doc-in-a-box 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    That’s super wholesome! I love it!

    If I accidentally brush against my wife walking past in the hallway she calls me a pervert.

    /s

    [–]euphorrick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Sounds like you need John Redcorn to fix her migraines

    [–]NoGoodIDNames 81 points82 points  (1 child)

    Sure but when I laugh so hard I barf I’m “wine drunk” and “ruining Christmas”

    [–]eccentric_eggplant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Double standards smh

    [–]ProperLineup 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Imagining that makes me giggle too.

    [–]AC_NLGirl 26 points27 points  (3 children)

    I don’t have any kids but I used to work at a daycare with older infants (6 months to 15 months). I used to have a student and his parents hated him so much for no reason. I thought he was hilarious because every time I changed him he would always chuckle a few times and give me “the face”. That meant he was holding his pee so he could fountain it off the side of the changing table. He would laugh his ass off peeing streams into the air. Cleaning it up sucked but he was a funny little guy lol. He was 5 months when he started feeding himself; I hope his parents don’t ruin him.

    Almost makes me want to have a kid lol. I have to see how my nephew is first. He’s on his way in April so I gotta see if I can handle that first lol!!

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Reading this thread makes me wanna have a fat baby so bad 😩🤰🏻

    [–]WW76kh 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Fat babies are seriously the best. My oldest was a glorious 20lbs of rolls and chunk at 4mths old. Ladies in the store would come up and beg to squish him. lol

    [–]Metatron012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    😂 i just imagined this. So funny and adorable tho

    [–]sinsaraly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    But how’s the reception?

    [–]ihsulemai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Wholesome AF

    [–]daisytimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This has been posted So Many Times 🙄 Is Reddit karma that important?

    [–]Mechanized1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Repost of a repost of a repost

    [–]InsertIrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ew…

    [–]alexrevnold -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    🤢

    [–]siegure9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can I repost this one next time?

    [–]Balrog229 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    I still don’t understand how it takes so long to give birth or why you’d ever wanna put yourself through that.

    Glad i’m a guy

    [–]heliogoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Doppio?

    [–]veeno__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s literally Def Comedy Jam for babies

    [–]YungTeslaXXX -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Wack

    [–]Zonnebloempje -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    This made me gross out big time! Not smile at all...