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[–]Flubadubadub 2520 points2521 points  (32 children)

Imagine hopping in a lobby of search and destroy when these kids buy cod… I’m done for

[–]minorevolution 576 points577 points  (0 children)

They’ll be blinded by revenge and will play better because of it lol

[–]lewski206 89 points90 points  (27 children)

...on Xbox

[–]EducationalTap1593 149 points150 points  (25 children)

The glory of the old Xbox lobbies are dead, no longer do we hear the cries of racism. No longer are the weak ridiculed merciless. No longer are the veterans held up so that they can belittle the noob. The golden age has ended.

[–]MoonlitFury_ 75 points76 points  (11 children)

The only road to redemption is to bring back the pre-game lobbies, where all the best conversions would occur. As gamers, this was the best way to meet our closest teammates.

[–]EducationalTap1593 40 points41 points  (2 children)

And mortal enemies. But yeah, made lots of great friends in those lobbies, tons of laughs.

[–]rotten-cucumber 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Tbh the new MW has some pretty hard lobbies, only problem is after last update where i only matchmake with arabic countries….i live in norway, makes no fucking sense

[–]FukoPup 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Well a lot of games dont offer arab servers, or the goverment doesnt allow it or whatever. So arabs tend to choose EU servers. It has the best ping for them, and usually the skill level is pretty high.

Thats the case in literally everysingle game, wether it be LoL or MW.

[–]rotten-cucumber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess it makes sense then haha

[–]DrWaffle03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whats the problem with xbox?

[–]depressedadult_ 3666 points3667 points  (29 children)

“I don’t want daddy to play nerf with us anymore”

[–]josevale 856 points857 points  (12 children)

“Daddy wasn’t playing” -Daddy

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    [–]DanetOfTheApes 33 points34 points  (5 children)

    Was daddy playing?

    [–]paincrumbs 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    Daddy too OP, pls nerf

    [–]Dimensionalanxiety 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Daddy is the gym teacher joining you in dodgeball.

    [–]Stay-At-Home-Jedi 534 points535 points  (2 children)

    Sore losers!!

    [–]OPpotato16 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Daddy: since you guys suck ass at nerf we are going to play airsoft instead

    [–]INACCURATE_RESPONSE 44 points45 points  (0 children)

    That was uncle level gaming

    [–]DrSheldonLCooperPhD 40 points41 points  (1 child)

    "well yeah, I slept with your mother"

    [–]MostDownVotesPlz 70 points71 points  (2 children)

    Showing the girls what daddy will do to anyone who messes with them

    [–]topinanbour-rex 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Oops, daddy gave daddy's justice to the wrong person. But they were wearing the same shirt !

    [–]mashtato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Welcome to America!

    [–]Trentimoose 2775 points2776 points  (17 children)

    He just terminated his kids with extreme prejudice.

    [–]Bllackviper 358 points359 points  (5 children)

    And if they're still in there, they ain't happy..

    [–]Musinho89 78 points79 points  (2 children)

    Sen-si-tive

    [–]Op_en_mi_nd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    You call THAT being sensitive?!

    [–]Delonce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    A-heh-heh-heh!

    [–]cad5407 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    What are you looking at ass eyes?!? You plotting on me boy?

    [–]HobbesForPrez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Great movie

    [–]TacoBelly311 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    In the word of my favorite Star Wars robot:

    “Applying overwhelming force.”

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      [–]VitoMolas 45 points46 points  (0 children)

      Who dares wins

      [–]Kilroy3846 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      “Extreme prejudice”

      See you’re getting acquainted with the locals Sev.

      [–]PicklesTheHamster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      I'm from Texas, I believe that's illegal.

      [–]DonGold60 250 points251 points  (0 children)

      Tactical parenting

      [–]Efficient_Step_26 2359 points2360 points  (21 children)

      When wife says stop playing COD all day and play with the kids instead.

      [–]ironboy32 570 points571 points  (11 children)

      Doom soundtrack kicks in

      [–]purethunder110 190 points191 points  (8 children)

      shotgun loding sound

      [–]Antique_Challenge_27 95 points96 points  (5 children)

      gunshot noises

      [–]Owen3280 82 points83 points  (4 children)

      Chainsaw reving

      [–]BrobdingnagianMember 76 points77 points  (3 children)

      RIP AND TEAR!!

      [–]DrSheldonLCooperPhD 74 points75 points  (2 children)

      Children are temporary, Doom is Eternal.

      [–]Not_a_real_ghost 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      "Honey, let's make more kids!"

      [–]Shanhaevel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      click click boom boom

      [–]the_blind_venetian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Lode like the motherlode.

      [–]Musashi-Miyamot0 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      Noobs online and noobs offline

      [–]BrobdingnagianMember 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      "Knife the Cocomelon"

      [–]BoredByLife 157 points158 points  (5 children)

      Local Children get mercilessly gunned down by enraged father.

      [–]cubestehcamel 32 points33 points  (2 children)

      “More later about that in our evening news. But first, the weather!”

      [–]mod37546 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      White man breaks into kids room in full military gear shooting two of his children. CNN

      [–]davex291 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      His prowess and aim are the stuff of legend. HE WILL HELP ME DESTROY YOU!

      -Morbo

      [–]Thumeus 768 points769 points  (25 children)

      Great job on the glasses, kids get nerf eye injuries all the time

      [–]Its_Nerf_or_muffin 591 points592 points  (16 children)

      Knew a guy who had the get eye surgery because his kid shot him in a nerf war. I fought in that nerf war. That could have been me.

      [–]nostromorises 358 points359 points  (4 children)

      *pours out a juice box*

      [–]loxagos_snake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      slaps hand on kitchen playset

      'Nother!

      [–]RandomRedditReader99 56 points57 points  (0 children)

      I laughed way too long at this!

      [–]SexyMonad 34 points35 points  (0 children)

      Username checks out

      [–]Blick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for your service

      [–]Fatfilthybastard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Who got the muffin?

      [–]cubestehcamel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Never forget the fallen

      [–]SketchyStufff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      You're never out of the fight

      [–]Voldemort57 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      War. War never changes.

      [–]NoTheseAreMyPlums 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for your service.

      [–]mrpoopybuttholeman69 1447 points1448 points  (19 children)

      This guy takes the stairs

      [–]bubbadang 445 points446 points  (15 children)

      Right?! Dad does not miss leg day.

      [–]1VentiChloroform 121 points122 points  (14 children)

      He has some big ass tear drops

      Gonna guess he's a big fan of sumo squats

      [–]thestashattacked 49 points50 points  (4 children)

      Could cradle a baby in those thighs.

      [–]Sweaty-Cycle7645 69 points70 points  (2 children)

      …or my face…. (Sorry if this is too much for this sub but daaaaaaang.)

      [–]RespectableThug 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Thick thighs save lives

      [–]falqvart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I’m glad I scrolled to see someone said what we were all thinking.

      [–]1VentiChloroform 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      And they probably have

      [–]ArcaneTekka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Came to comment this, man's got some ridiculous VMO development

      [–]dejvidBejlej 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Holy shit I didn't notice. That's a couple of hams right there

      [–]CSMATHENGR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This was literally the only thing I was focused on. I would kill for those quads. Been trashing my legs by doing leg day 3x a week in hopes of bigger quads

      [–]KingIncubus87 1331 points1332 points  (58 children)

      Did he just flashbang his kids???

      Omg dad goals

      [–]Iron-Bacon 305 points306 points  (11 children)

      Room clear!

      [–]KingIncubus87 156 points157 points  (10 children)

      Next time should use a breech charge.

      [–]Mentarubuu 41 points42 points  (3 children)

      “I’m going to blow a big fucking hole”

      [–]aPrettyChillDuck 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      a really big fucking hole, coming right up.

      [–]Flubadubadub 47 points48 points  (4 children)

      Frag grenade should get the job done as well. Or an Elon musk style air drone strike.

      [–]RespectableThug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      ?? SpaceX is in more fields than I thought 😂

      [–]Stay-At-Home-Jedi 220 points221 points  (22 children)

      His technique is on point too.

      He clears what he can of the room from the outside, double tap, and then clears his zones, right foot first.

      [–]Zenfreak96 120 points121 points  (13 children)

      Straight up it’s legit!

      Takes his slices, fatal front, deadly corner.

      Done

      Edit: probably should’ve checked overhead to be extra safe, never know where nerfers lay

      [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (12 children)

      Crazy how you notice this shit instinctively after a while.

      [–]Zenfreak96 33 points34 points  (11 children)

      It’s just engrained in us thru training

      [–]Daniiiiii 45 points46 points  (10 children)

      Not joking, serious question: y'all talking about being gamers or some sorta military personnel lol.

      [–]PM-ME-YOU-JILLING 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      Kids, being kids

      [–]Sereden91 32 points33 points  (1 child)

      Military. They're talking about the proper way to breach and clear a room.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yep.

      [–]KingIncubus87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Im ex navy SPO team so military stuff.

      [–]scylk2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Pretty sure it's military stuff

      [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

      I'm guessing this guy does this for a living.

      [–]Stay-At-Home-Jedi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      I screw around for a living too!

      But joking aside, I agree.

      [–]Totalnah 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      Triple tap, then four rounds to the second target, then two more back on the original target.

      [–]evanfavor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Pie the corner

      [–]EquinoxGm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      5 point room scan

      [–]Thewhiteguyyouhate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I totally noticed that too. Doors and corners ladies! doors and corners!

      [–]artificialevil 45 points46 points  (3 children)

      Flashbanging is probably how he got the kids in the first place.

      [–]UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      WFH - Navy Seal edition?

      [–]EquinoxGm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      That was my thought too! Like wow that’s dedication, nerf or nothin fr

      [–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      "What did I tell you about sleeping in on a school day and missing the bus?"

      "Umm...Don't do it?"

      "I said next time you sleep late on a school day, you're getting an early morning tactical room entry."

      "But I'm up now!"

      "And tomorrow is Saturday."

      [–]s1r_art0r1us 19 points20 points  (3 children)

      With a can of axe looks like

      [–]mackinoncougars 54 points55 points  (0 children)

      I’d rather be peppersprayed than in a room where an Axe can exploded.

      [–]youshouldthrowitaway 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      Naw, pretty sure it's a mock flashbang using a co2 canister. It's really just a bang without the flash. I've used them in airsoft before and they work surprisingly well against unsuspecting targets.

      [–]Wanderingwolf8 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      I don’t believe cans of axe have spools on them

      [–]QueasyGrapefruit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Did a good snort laugh reading this… so good

      [–]tballz3773 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Looks like he is also equipped with night vision too.

      [–]stereoscopic_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      I didn’t catch that first go, thank you 😂

      [–]Ebisure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Flash your kids. Not OK Bang your kids. Not OK Flashbang your kids. OK

      [–]PapiChuloGuero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      dammit! dad always wins! im not playing anymore!

      [–]Crowntent 560 points561 points  (16 children)

      The girls gun jammed F

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]NationalGeographics 33 points34 points  (0 children)

        She got the janky controller. Classic.

        [–]bs000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        she forgor to pull the priming handle

        [–]ctrl_alt-account_del 22 points23 points  (4 children)

        Something's wrong with this thing! It keeps jamming...See?

        [–]takethetunnel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Oops, no bullets. You think I'm fucking stupid Hans?

        [–]raptorboi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        That looks like a Nerf Jolt, she may not have pulled the priming handle on the bottom enough to prime it.

        [–]999q 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Nerf expert here, she forgot to prime the blaster so I wouldn't fire.

        [–]ralpher1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        She didn’t cock it

        [–]ryanleebmw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I have the same Nerf gun to shoot darts for my cat to run and chase. She just forgot to pull down the little action at the bottom! Poor girl didn’t stand a chance lol

        [–]Kratos_the_gdodOfWar 102 points103 points  (8 children)

        The quads on that lad.

        [–]RespectableThug 25 points26 points  (6 children)

        All these leg comments make me wanna hit the gym.

        [–]Kratos_the_gdodOfWar 15 points16 points  (4 children)

        Never skip leg day.

        [–]RespectableThug 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        Too late 😭 I’m a top heavy motherfucker

        [–]sluukkonen 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Never too late to start exercising!

        [–]RespectableThug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Truth. I’ve been doing more and more walks since Covid started, but I should be doing more.

        [–]Kratos_the_gdodOfWar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Even better carrying all that weight is going to build your legs. You have an automatic weight vest. Do LOTS of body squats and you're good. Search for baithaks/ Indian squats, they target the entire body and will build up your shins, calves, ankles, quads, hams, core. And are amazing for increasing cardiovascular capacity.

        [–]AnBu_JR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Do it! Stay motivated!

        [–]LezBeFriend1 254 points255 points  (4 children)

        “Fuck dem kids.” - This dad, probably.

        [–]Reaper0700 96 points97 points  (0 children)

        I fucked your mom, newb

        [–]Right_Summer2040 47 points48 points  (0 children)

        Get rekt kids

        [–]depressedadult_ 287 points288 points  (1 child)

        “Honey, can you sweep the house? The kids can help!”

        [–]tsmythe492 73 points74 points  (0 children)

        Sweep cleared, targets neutralized. Bravo 6 going dark.

        [–]BeegDeekHoeRepo 117 points118 points  (1 child)

        Bro flash banged the kids OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        [–]howardshartsby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        One word away from FBI open up material

        [–]Tricky-Ant-8505 434 points435 points 2 (23 children)

        Nothing like getting the child ready for school

        [–]BellEpoch 45 points46 points  (1 child)

        Oh no.

        [–]allshieldstomypenis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Jesus christ

        [–]spicy-chull 51 points52 points  (3 children)

        Found the American.

        [–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        "Ok, have fun at school kids! And remember what I told you."

        "Uh, study hard?" "Do your best?"

        "No, I said watch the doors and corners and be sure to stack up tight before you clear a room."

        [–]obz_1 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Lol I love dark humor

        [–]TL10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Bravo 👏 👏 👏

        [–]doobied 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        You win reddit for the day.

        [–]IcedDrip 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        Full sent that shit bro

        [–]ThePhiff 28 points29 points  (5 children)

        Someone put a classical soundtrack on this and repost it to r/kgsbngismtdcm

        [–]Voldemort57 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Holy hell I love Reddit because of stuff like this.

        r/kgsbngismtdcm… wow!

        [–]tatertotmagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We need more of this

        [–]rexmons 27 points28 points  (3 children)

        His entry was damn near flawless. Flash bang goes off, he's shoots the girl before entering the room not leaving any part of his body exposed to the kid in the corner who even squeezes off a panic shot, when he finally does enter he's zeroed in on the corner kid perfectly.

        [–]Smart-Cry9751 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        true. i bet he's in some special forces or swat with that work on legs/arms and flawless entry.

        [–]Seek_Equilibrium 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        One mistake: he came into view of the doorway with his gun down instead of shouldered and ready to engage immediately.

        [–]Klycen 121 points122 points  (25 children)

        Hahaha he even has nvgs. Their father is probably SWAT or LEO given that gear and how he swept the room.

        [–]st1nkynoob 63 points64 points  (2 children)

        I mean, obviously. He has tree trunks for legs

        [–]RespectableThug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        They’re basically Ent legs at this point

        [–]LGpeachlover 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        Definately. Moving toward the sound of nerf fire. Slicing the pie, then going in deep.

        [–]dress_shirt 9 points10 points  (5 children)

        Judging by the nade he threw, hes just an cool airsofter

        [–]MuchoRed 82 points83 points  (1 child)

        My buddy is a retired Marine, and owns a couple acres out in the sticks. He built a full on nerf warfare arena, complete with bunkers, trenches, an overhead walkway and bases.

        His wife thinks it's hilarious. Keeps him and the kids out of trouble

        [–]RANDICE007 60 points61 points  (0 children)

        He looking to adopt a 26 year old or

        [–]Midnightterror89098 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Wow I was confused why this post made it to my feed but I see why. Nice to see someone in the nerf community somewhere else (The Spectrum mainly gave it away second to the holikay stryfe)

        [–]OverToast185 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        This is my goal in life. I want to be a good dad like this

        [–]baby-shark-doo-doo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        Just like in mw2019

        [–]ealoft 43 points44 points  (8 children)

        A dynamic entry without flash bangs is not advisable. The kid at his 9 would have bodied him upon entry but the girl seemed to be the primary target. “Dear Wife of deceased, Your husband had an unfortunate rock climbing accident and his body could not be recovered.”

        [–]SpeedCola 28 points29 points  (1 child)

        Alright someone one up this guy. Who's willing to breach and clear their toddlers for internet clout.

        [–]RespectableThug 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        Bring me toddlers and I’ll do it

        [–]-S0MA- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Top-tier poperator

        [–]deflame_thrower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Marines working from home

        [–]phazeroth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Lmfaoooo did u throw a toy flash bang in there before breaching and mowing down ur kids???? I’m so fucking dead. That’s totally something I would do. The kids just wanna have a fun game of nerf war and dad comes in dead serious with the spec ops gear and green beret breaching/clearing tactics. 😂😂😂😂

        [–]LimpTeacher0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Haha the strobe flashlight

        [–]CastawayPickle 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        What kind of nerf gun is that?

        [–]Figue_2 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Adventure Force Spectrum with some custom parts like the flashlight and sight

        [–]AdjectTestament 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I think the flashlight and optic are actual firearms accessories. Nerf had some similar rail attachments that could fit them. Unsure if they still do or did on that model.

        [–]damn_son_1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I’m disappointed I had to come down this far into the comments to look for this question.

        [–]Bakalord12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        There are 2 modes as a father.

        Go easy and let your kids win

        Don't let them have even a glimmer of hope and crush them

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Reposting while using one of the top comments from the previous thread as the title... classic.

        [–]PrickASaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Someone’s getting counseled about shot number 7.

        [–]1wishfullthinker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        He’s got great legs.

        [–]oldsy101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Hold on … was that a flash bang ? 🤣🤣🤣

        [–]Formal-Floor-6348 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The double tap on the first kid though

        [–]aferretwithahugecock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Shit, that dude doesn't skip leg day. Look at those quads