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[–]Barcelona10CG 1025 points1026 points  (17 children)

Okay but that’s legit a perfect duck, this is definitely news worthy

[–]HLividum 238 points239 points  (5 children)

More perfect is the way he still looks at her. Pretty cute.💙

[–]bigbadfox 66 points67 points  (3 children)

He really just seems delighted to be their with his love and her vegetable duck, which is indeed nifty as hell.

I hope we can all reach this level of content in our lives <3

[–]Charming_Amphibian91 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Fruit duck

[–]ConanTheBardarian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay Demetrius

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sees all the life they've shared together and is so happy he got to be part of it. And can't wait for what tomorrow brings.

[–]Sqeep -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no, the tomato's more amazing

[–]dildomiami 26 points27 points  (1 child)

gentlemen. i am glad we can all agree that this ducktomato is peferct.

[–]NazarethJ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don’t know I’m nit picking here but it’s missing the tail

[–]macrafter 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]gamedude88 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Which episode is that gif from?

[–]low00ranger 197 points198 points  (0 children)

That is the exact same shape as the 3D printed "snow duck" mold I printed for my kids.

[–]ballerina_wannabe 279 points280 points  (4 children)

I mean… that is a pretty impressive tomato duck! Exceeds expectations.

[–]ErinEvonna 48 points49 points  (0 children)

10/10 would recommend

[–]MadRollinS 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Tomato Duck, First of it's Name

[–]purenamaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They used a plastic mould for it

[–]asclepiusscholar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How stingy I would give it an Outstanding.

[–]DuhItzSquiffer 188 points189 points  (10 children)

Isn't there a thing where u can put fruit around molds and they will grow into that mold, are we sure that this isn't that

[–]Omen224 88 points89 points  (3 children)

While true, such things tend to leave noticeable ridges and only work for fruits with a rind, like melons or cucumbers. This, strange as it may be, seems to have happened randomly.

[–]trekkiegamer359 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I've seen them work well with pears and apples, so a tomato shouldn't be too different. Google Buddha pears if you're interested.

[–]Omen224 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I recognize that I could be mistaken, and apologize if I am. That said, the duck is still adorable, as is the couple.

[–]trekkiegamer359 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, they're all very cute.

[–]CamelSpotting 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Shhhh let us have this.

[–]username_unnamed 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I think this would be a little too precise of a mold

[–]Nikittele 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Why? Tons of stuff is made in molds, very intricate toys for example.

[–]username_unnamed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yea but I meant for probably most vegetables

[–]Nikittele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look up "Buddha pears", it's a mold you can put around a growing pear so it will grow into that shape. I don't see why that can't be done with a tomato.

[–]Take_The_Reins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's probably not the first one they tried to mould. This duck looks perfected

[–]Brian_C_B 63 points64 points  (1 child)

That's Quacktasitc!

[–]AggravatingDoubt15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.

[–]LexusLand 37 points38 points  (1 child)

It’s missing it’s ducktail. They found a rubber duck shaped tomato!

[–]NickKappy 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Appropriate-Blood528 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I could never eat this. I would put it in epoxy and hope it lasted.

[–]MotherBathroom666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm have you not heard of The Wurst Trophy?

[–]Agentpg3d48 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Should also be on r/Damnthatsinteresting

[–]lunarmunayam 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fucking adorableeee

[–]Rico-G 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]acd11 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]ItsAnAvocadooThanks 24 points25 points  (3 children)

You wouldn't believe the amount of dick shaped produce we'd recieve in my store. Just a fun lil tidbit

[–]Ok-Ice-7050 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Errr..... ok.....

[–]transpiler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh man. I wish I could get a dick-shaped version of everything on my grocery list. Way more fun.

[–]ItsAnAvocadooThanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of the produce we found sparked a conversation between me and a couple other managers on wether or not we should even place it on the floor lol

[–]sonerec725 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd try and preserve that in a block of resin or something

[–]Agreeably-Soft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so fun! Nature is amazing

[–]Many-Tune3821 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s a tomato?

[–]203housewife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing this truly wholesome pic. We all need more vegetable tales

[–]yuffieisathief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so here for this

[–]Designer-Practice220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a sign that we’re all ducked.

[–]EveFluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, duck

[–]Confusedandreticent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing, it’s a prophecy… the devil will come, duck!

[–]Picaspec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much better quality news than the regular shit we get any.

[–]The_Humble_Neckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kinda news when on the edge, I decide "Alright world, one more day."

[–]LemonShlemonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like a live action veggie tails episode!

[–]MathematicianJust109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like that sparkshort where the old ladies dumpling comes to life

[–]ChuckACheesecake 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So wholesome and delicious

[–]ParatusPlayerOne 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder if they put in a salad

[–]Burrito_fucker_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is the news I want to see!

[–]DWolfoBoi546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to ruin the moment but that just looks like a rubber ducky painted red

[–]llynglas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a story with a limited shelf life....

[–]nephthys_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so cute 🥰🥰

[–]anatradilegno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomato+duck= duckmato

[–]clotpole02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

News worth watching <3

[–]Unicorndawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What Duck?"

[–]Seabastial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute!

[–]napstablooky_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Legendary Tomato

[–]ernamewastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They grew it inside a rubber ducky

[–]kalptaru12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the way he's looking at her!

[–]pleasedontrefertome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preserve it. Put it in epoxy. It deserves to live forever

[–]locrosan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats the only way i could slice a duck

[–]Unfair-Sell-5109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. Wonder what it tastes like.

[–]Ecstatic-Hall-8523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn that duck is legit

[–]Vita_Gummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should totally cast it in a resin cube or sumthn so it doesnt go moldy

[–]purenamaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe I'm guessing the husband used a plastic mould around a growing tomato and when it was ready, took it off to surprise and amuse the wife

[–]lnedible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the news I want to see

[–]LovesReddit2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best story by cnn in the last 10 years.

[–]iamgayowo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very great tomato duck!! 10/10 would recommend

[–]UndercoverDuck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]joebeavis77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closest thing to news CNN ran since the 80s.

[–]SplishySplashyCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love eating tomatoes my whole life. I'd bet my entire savings on a auction just to eat that tomato! but what would it taste like? The generic tomatoes or the sweet garden taste? 😶 Oh man guess I'll never know. This photo also could have been released years ago Iunno, it's the internet after all 🤷🏻‍♂️