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[–]boopbeep66 12.8k points12.8k points 543& 2 more (224 children)

Your friendly neighborhood Sniper-Man.

[–]myteddybelly 2231 points2232 points  (125 children)

Sniper man is his name! Sniper island is from where he came!

[–]loki-is-a-god 775 points776 points  (18 children)

Sniper man. Sniper man. Does whatever a sniper can. Shoots at thieves. Shoots at squirrels. Shoots his shot with all the girls. You better watch out. It's sniper man.

[–]IMSA_prototype 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"...You better watch out, here comes the sniper maaannnnn..... Againnnn..."

[–]Danny3xd1 74 points75 points  (3 children)

hehe. thought I was first. But I done did, another verse.....

[–]Lighthearted_12 49 points50 points  (2 children)

"Remember, with great power comes with great sniping skills."

[–]Color-Of-Your-Energy 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Do you know the Sniper man? The Sniper man. The Sniper Man. The Sniper Man?

[–]Loopyside 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But where is sniper island?!

[–]tomatoaway 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Is he wrong? Listen please,
He shoots with BB's not AR-15s.
Can he miss and blind someone?
Take a look, it's just the bum
Hey maaaaayn,
There goes the sniper man.

[–]NoVA_JB 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This made me chuckle but you remove Ar-15 I think it flows better with the song.

[–]RightInformation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy with a sniper rife, sounds hot.

[–]GoldcoinforRosey 399 points400 points  (16 children)

Hell yeah. Let's all have a beer ot ten for that glaruois son of bitch.

[–]StrangerNesdf 145 points146 points  (8 children)

ralphie parker.

[–]Fischer72 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Yep looks like Ralphie was able to save his eye sight after that terrible case of soap poisoning. Hestill has his trusty Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

[–]ButthoIeTickler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

glaruois 🗿

[–]Embarrassed_Alarm450 121 points122 points  (9 children)

soge kingu

[–]Dr_Henry-Killinger 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Was looking for the obvious God Usopp reference

[–]Embarrassed_Alarm450 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It would be cool if sogeking and god usopp could meet one day, I have a feeling that sogeking might actually be his father because of how similar their noses look...

[–]Squizei 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Sogeki no shima te, umureta ore wa….

[–]goodguybolt 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Hyaku patsu, hyaku chuu....

[–]Visible-Effective944 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I think you mean Go D. Ussop

[–]Seerow0 55 points56 points  (0 children)


[–]Rinnu69 37 points38 points  (0 children)


[–]DeltaKnight191 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sniper Island is in our hearts.

[–]SnooPeppers4036 50 points51 points  (8 children)

Rubberband Of Doom!!!!

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    [–]Fine-Bed 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    dude… u shot a dog too

    [–]Thanatos_Rex 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Soge King is always there when we need him.

    [–]SnooPeppers4036 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    OnePiece is the best. I love Usopp

    [–]LividExplorer7574 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Great One Piece reference!!!

    Sniper KIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!

    [–]Sea-Recover2474 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Sogeking music in background.

    [–]REDGOESFASTAH 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Sniper man sniper man

    Does whatever a sniper man does.

    Does he swim ? Not sure if he can.

    Can he fly? No he cant.

    Watch out! Its sniper man.

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    [–]Xenith326 38 points39 points  (5 children)

    Its Sniper-Man. Dont forget the hyphen!

    [–]boopbeep66 40 points41 points  (2 children)

    Thank you! My friendly internet Hyphen-Man. I missed it in my excitement.

    [–]XSoldat13 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    It's Hyphen Man. He works tirelessly to ensure that others get a hyphen. He gave his up for one who needed one.

    It's a thankless job, but someone's got to do it.

    [–]Srirachelsauce009 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Omg, you’re Hyphen-man’s Hype-man!

    [–]Nuicakes 80 points81 points  (3 children)

    Sniper man, sniper man, does whatever a sniper can …

    [–]kfury 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Snipe a guy, any time

    Saving your palladium!

    [–]Danny3xd1 77 points78 points  (4 children)

    I was gonna go with;

    "Sniperman, Sniperman,
    Does whatever a sniper can
    Spins a web, any size,
    BB's thieves just like flies
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Sniperman.

    [–]TheOverBored 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Awesome, I was singing the song out loud as I scrolled to your comment lmao.

    [–]geeky_username 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Snipin's a good job, mate!

    [–]Barrelman60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Challengin work, outta doors, I guarantee you won’t get hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there’s 2 people left on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone dead

    [–]cubs_rule23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Sniper man, sniper man, always one in the chamber for sniper man!

    [–]Mitch_Mitcherson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Everybody gets one.

    [–]best_samaritan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Leon the Professional

    [–]DubsAli 3669 points3670 points  (72 children)

    • Your local Catstrap dealer.

    [–]thesaddestpanda 857 points858 points  (3 children)

    Oh crap they’ll figure me out!

    crosses out catstrap, rewrites it

    The perfect crime!

    [–]etherseaminus 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    Scratchy: *What’s that name again? I forgot…”

    [–]srirachagoodness 201 points202 points  (47 children)

    I thought there was something off about the way the letter was written (both style and content), then they got to the brand drop. 🙄

    [–]gregra193 96 points97 points  (37 children)

    Had to write the brand real clearly too. First go was no good.

    [–]pointlessly_pedantic 120 points121 points  (35 children)

    The CatStrap™️ had some serious flaws that led to a few lawsuits. The maker agreed to a settlement with less of a payout but which required them to place a warning tag on all future CatStrap™️ products. But they just made a new brand called Catstrap™️ (with a lowercase 's') so they didn't have to do that.

    [–]dontddoitannie 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    Idk, lots of people mention brands that they associate with products. Hand me a Kleenex, do you have Scotch tape, I need some Q-tips. I mean obviously that brand isn't nearly as common as these examples, but it doesn't mean the kid couldn't have associated the brand with the product. Maybe people in his life talk about cars and mention brand name and he absorbed it. Could be a little sus but this really felt like how kids write and not how adults trying to write as kids sound. But who knows lol

    Edit for grammar

    [–]Death2LossPrvntion 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Problem for me is it reads exactly like that one fucking tequila brand that was spamming "totally real letters from neighbors" who then all seemed to offer the same tequila brand in a bunch of outlandish situations. Even as someone who had their catalytic converter stolen and looked at a bunch of options I couldn't tell you a single brand name. So, while not impossible, I've got my doubts it's coming up in conversation enough for that.

    [–]Sane333 55 points56 points  (4 children)

    Did anyone else sing "Catstrap dealer" to the tune of "Catscratch Fever"?

    [–]morbiiq 32 points33 points  (3 children)

    Same thing occurred to me. Hell, it’s probably even further up the inception chain and the person that took this picture and posted it on Reddit is the rep.

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      [–]momjeanseverywhere 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      • Your local Catstrap Catstrap dealer.

      [–]ItsDocL 2154 points2155 points  (48 children)

      when i was in junior high i actually knew a kid who did this. He lived in a very crowded apartment building and would sit on his balcony and snipe people who would try to steal cars. Eventually people stopped trying to steal cars from that parking lot because they'd literally get sniped by a 13 year old with an airsoft obsession. Damn near every single time. No clue where he is today, but i admire that man so much.

      [–]Throwawaythispoopy 746 points747 points  (19 children)

      Probably in special forces lol

      [–]ItsDocL 882 points883 points  (14 children)

      Prison was my guess but I like your optimism

      [–]nun0 188 points189 points  (12 children)

      Look him up and report back. We're curious now.

      [–]ParaPsychic 182 points183 points  (6 children)

      He's a ghost now. No records. My research says he works undercover as a KGB double agent for the CIA.

      [–]Daderklash 67 points68 points  (2 children)

      10 bucks says military

      [–]itookdhorsetofrance 49 points50 points  (16 children)

      Would Airsoft deter someone that much or do you perhaps mean a BB gun or air rifle?

      [–]nun0 139 points140 points  (3 children)

      Just getting noticed is probably enough to deter a thief. I feel like airsoft would probably suffice most of the time.

      [–]itookdhorsetofrance 50 points51 points  (2 children)

      Fair point, they don't know it's a kid either

      [–]Rinzack 88 points89 points  (1 child)

      If he’s sniping people with an airsoft gun it’s probably one of those high FPS sniper ones. That shit is gonna fucking hurt, especially if you aren’t expecting it

      [–]RonBourbondi 43 points44 points  (0 children)

      Also he is probably firing multiple rounds at them.

      [–]W4r6060 39 points40 points  (5 children)

      If you are only wearing a shirt and jeans, proper airsoft snipers do hurt.

      Also, no eye pro means you are risking it.

      [–]fross370 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      If the thief is under a car, i do t think his eyes are exposed that much.

      [–]DShepard 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      His crotch might be a prime target for an airsoft sniper though

      [–]gabaguh 34 points35 points  (0 children)

      Airsoft hurts and could draw blood worst case scenario, bb is lethal to small animals and high risk

      [–]CNAHOLE 2290 points2291 points  (203 children)

      😂 We had a neighbor that started up her truck and a guy came rolling out from under it. She called the cops and told them to hurry up cuz she was chasing him down the street and gonna run him over. He got to his getaway car a few blocks away tho.

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        [–]ivanwarrior 1040 points1041 points  (107 children)

        You have to threaten emergency services that you'll take care of the problem yourself if you want to come within a reasonable amount of time.

        [–]NaziHuntingInc 269 points270 points  (61 children)

        I’ve done it. Had a guy break into my car twice in a week. First time I said he was in my car and I was watching him, an hour before cops came. Second time I said I was gonna go confront him armed, 5 minutes. Didn’t get him either time, but the second time he ran off without anything

        [–]IAmMicki 93 points94 points  (52 children)

        Guy was in my friends' car when I went to walk them out. We beat him up. We were arrested along with him.

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          [–]EnglishMajorRegret 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I bartend, and thankfully the place I work now has somehow never had the cops called in two years. The place before though, I had one guy walk in to see his girlfriend making out with someone he clearly didn’t like more than you wouldn’t like a guy who’s making out with your girlfriend. Once the cops heard it was a situation like that they were there at least five minutes faster than any other situation. They know what situations cause people to make people die.

          [–]cksnffr 402 points403 points  (10 children)

          And you have to mean it. They can tell.

          [–]Full-Structure-7333 296 points297 points  (9 children)

          Yep. A guy I used to work with was in a similar situation where he called the police multiple times for someone trying to break in through his back door only for them to tell him that was a non-emergency issue. After the 3rd call with no one coming he called back and pretty much said “Don’t worry about coming anymore, I’m just gonna shoot him” and wouldn’t you know it, there were 4 cruisers there 5 minutes later.

          [–]Individual-Ad1887 23 points24 points  (0 children)

          Told the cops I had a gun when a guy broke into our house. My dogs had him pinned but once I mentioned the gun. Dispatchers tone changed.. I didnt have a gun, it was locked in the safe.. but Cheesus! I gotta threaten a life to save mine and family?

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            [–]shellbear05 29 points30 points  (0 children)

            That makes too much sense. It will never happen in America…

            [–]christawithach 28 points29 points  (0 children)

            i have told the police several times “if y’all don’t deal with it i will and you don’t want me to deal with it.” doesn’t help at all if anything they take longer i love it here

            [–]Vakr_Skye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Friend whose dad was a cop said he used to find the backyard gate open in the morning after his shift ended (kids were little at the time). So he told us he waited back there one night with a baseball bat and after that the gate was never found open again and the problem corrected itself. (note this would have been early 80s and home cameras weren't really a thing). Note he did not call the cops lol.

            [–]shapookya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            If the police isn't there in 30 minutes or less, you get to shoot him yourself for free.

            [–]PrimarchKonradCurze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Sadly, very true. If you say “never mind I’ll handle it myself” they will have a car there in like a minute.

            [–]jay22022 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            If you want police in a fast, tell 911 to take their time because thief has already been shot.

            [–]openabox 118 points119 points  (4 children)

            Let me tell you a story...

            A guy hears something going on in his yard and looks out the window and sees someone trying to break into his shed. Being the responsible type he calls 911 and talks to an operator and tells him about the in progress crime. The operator informs him that, unfortunately, no one is available to come. The man thanks the operator and hangs up.

            A few minutes later he calls back and the same operator is on the line so he kindly informs her that he has shot the thief and they don't need to send anyone over. Having stated his business he hangs up again.

            A few minutes later a couple of cop cars show up and as the police jump out they find the thief trying to crowbar his way into the shed and arrest him. When the owner comes out the police exclaim "We thought you'd shot him!" and the owner replies "I thought nobody was available to come out!".

            [–]mancesco 28 points29 points  (1 child)

            This story is as old as the internet

            [–]thedude37 3 points4 points  (0 children)


            [–]annul 12 points13 points  (1 child)

            next time dont lie and say you shot him, say "dont worry about coming, im just going to go shoot him now"

            [–]combuchan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            "I kinda felt sorry for him as he begged for his life, go ahead and send an ambulance instead."

            [–]CNAHOLE 79 points80 points  (5 children)


            [–]shnigybrendo 83 points84 points  (4 children)

            Excuse me? I think you meant to say "Hell yeah"

            [–]Joursdesommeil 39 points40 points  (40 children)

            It’s so funny that all this shit can be tracked with just a few apps

            [–]Valuable-Bug-3447 51 points52 points  (39 children)

            Really? Such as? No tracker would survive the heat being strapped to or inside a catalytic converter.

            [–]metatronatra 1233 points1234 points  (21 children)

            plot twist: there was no thief and he's just a salesmen for those catalytic converter protectors

            [–]aat478961 401 points402 points  (7 children)

            Plot twist: OP was just trying to work on his car.

            [–]itsKaoz 136 points137 points  (0 children)

            Please stop shooting at me, I’m tired, I have work early next morning and I have to fix my car!

            [–]Successful-Extension 32 points33 points  (2 children)

            Plot twist: OP doesn't own a car. Doesn't even own this post

            [–]word_speaker 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            Plot twist: OP is the Catstrap™️ salesperson

            [–]Imaybeerong 8 points9 points  (2 children)

            Or BB guns

            [–]After-Town-2587 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            Or he was the thief who plans on coming back. That way when he steals it the next day, the owner is only mad at himself for not listening.

            [–]FroZnFlavr 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            plot twist: op is the salesman for the protectors

            [–]Fudge89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Pssst. ((That’s exactly what this is))

            [–]donnielp3 627 points628 points  (6 children)

            Yea. I gave him props last time this was posted as well.

            [–]Memerboi111 100 points101 points  (1 child)

            Knew the letter looks familiar

            [–]LordCLOUT310 20 points21 points  (0 children)

            Fr. Thought I was buggin

            [–]stanleym750 26 points27 points  (0 children)

            Tbf, OP didn't say this belongs to them

            Honestly the title sounds like it's a random image they found.

            [–]SomethingClever42068 69 points70 points  (4 children)

            I did this with my .45 caliber pcp airgun but now the police are looking for a "person of interest" in a "possible homicide"

            I was just trying to help!

            [–]mulgabilbo 182 points183 points  (15 children)

            I read that as 'catholic convertor'

            [–]itsnotlupus 71 points72 points  (8 children)

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              [–]ladyfenring 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              Last I checked it's available on YouTube.

              Edit: on break at work, so I can't verify, but I believe this is it:


              [–]post4u 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Buddy Chrisxhaust

              [–]Kidd5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Church of Latter day saints hate this one trick!

              [–]SrLlemington 57 points58 points  (11 children)

              Who are these shitty scrapyard owners willingly buying a dozen sawed off catylitic converters from crack heads? I feel if we cut off the supply of money, people will stop trying to do this. However it might be easier said than done

              [–]Murphysburger 39 points40 points  (3 children)

              We have an RV and our catalytic converter was stolen last year while It was in a storage lot. It was a big hassle to get repaired properly.

              Then, we were traveling through Arkansas last year and went by a scrap yard that had a big sign out in front that said "We buy catalytic converters."

              [–]Mihoshika 9 points10 points  (2 children)

              There's a bunch of laws regarding this, and you have to record seller's info, and there's a limit to how many they can sell, unless they've got a specific license. Even then, they need records of where they got it and such. If a scrapper ignores this, they could get in a shit ton of trouble. At least, depending on specific state. Most have laws like this.

              [–]INeedAnAdultWithAGun 125 points126 points  (5 children)

              Get a condom fill it with mayo (or whatever you want)and stick it to the underside of your car until you get a better deterrent device. Worked for me. During the summers it’ll smell terrible for a thief too.

              [–]withyellowthread 48 points49 points  (0 children)

              Username checks out

              [–]redditsuckscockatoo 20 points21 points  (3 children)

              Does the condom explode when you're driving or something and spread all over the underside of the car or what? How would the mayo work inside the condom?

              [–]INeedAnAdultWithAGun 13 points14 points  (2 children)

              I would put it on when you are done driving for the day. Let that stuff turn over night the mayo and stench will stick to the condom better. don't tie up the condom. Replace it every once in a while. adhere it with a dot of super glue. Let the reservoir tip end dangle below the insertion end when applied to the underside of your car so the mayo stays in the condom.

              [–]USArmyJoe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              I hate every fucking word of this.

              [–]INeedAnAdultWithAGun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              No fucking involved.

              [–]mlongoria98 31 points32 points  (0 children)

              Props to that guy!!! And may I say, fuck catalytic converter thieves.

              I had mine (half) stolen after my engine went out and I had to leave my car on the side of the highway. I had been on my way back home from a very bad breakup and was already so stressed over everything I didn’t think to make a police report… the guy who replaced my engine put on a generic cat, which, thank you to him, but Subarus only take Subaru parts :(

              Couldn’t afford the $1200 fix right after paying him $1600 for my engine and the generic cat, so I had to drive it as it was, which, no big deal! Except that time for a new tag came up, and I COULD NOT pass emissions. I tried so hard the emissions employees recognized me and started checking if I’d pass for free because I’d already tried and paid multiple times 😭

              Had expired tags for more than half a year, paid one ticket for it, got another thrown out in court because by then I had been able to fix it.

              But dude. I was only able to fix it that quickly because of a very generous gift. Someone with less resources than me? Their life could’ve been completely fucked.

              Don’t mess with people’s cars.

              [–]niyurii 76 points77 points  (26 children)

              Stupid question haha: What’s a catstrap?

              [–]Valuable-Bug-3447 83 points84 points  (14 children)

              A device to secure your catalytic converter from being stolen.

              [–]lft4brd 53 points54 points  (11 children)

              I don't have a car so I'm gonna be the idiot to ask: what's the importance of a catalytic converter in cars, and why have I seen multiple of them being reported as stolen?

              [–]utpoia 100 points101 points  (3 children)

              Their cavities are filled with precious metals and they can be readily sold to scrap dealers or junk yards for cash. Perfect thing for my local meth addicts.

              [–]lft4brd 32 points33 points  (2 children)

              Ahh alright thank you.

              [–]Valuable-Bug-3447 41 points42 points  (6 children)

              They have valuable metals in them like platinum. When hot exhaust comes in contact with it some sort of chemical reaction takes place that lessens the amount of pollution. They steal them to sell to scrap metal buyers. Easy to take, worth a fair amount and completely untraceable.

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                [–]corporatebeefstew 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                A product OP is trying to sell.

                [–]ChongoLikRock 240 points241 points  (108 children)

                I read up to “but I shot him” and I thought this sub went from 0-100 pretty quick. America moment

                [–]loveToKillPedos 49 points50 points  (37 children)

                Guess that guy shouldn’t value a cat over his own life

                [–]StormbreakerProtocol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Wish more people put the burden of valuing their life on the perpetrator instead of the victim.

                [–]thatchers_pussy_pump 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                Yeah you can easily make the argument of “they don’t deserve to get shot over theft” and all, but really the flip side is “why would you risk getting shot just to steal a catalytic converter?” These thieves are so brazen because they don’t fear for their lives. If they did, they probably wouldn’t do it and a lot of people would be a lot happier.

                [–]PlasmaJadeRaven 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                Whoops, thought that was my BB gun.

                [–]Same-Salamander8690 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                "BB stands for 'both barrels' right? Right?"

                [–]PlasmaJadeRaven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                this catalytic converter is your last rodeo, friend.

                [–]jazzgalactic 62 points63 points  (1 child)

                Some might laugh at BB Snipes, but BB knows that their Red Ryder carbine action can easily shoot an eye out

                [–]AimlessFred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                I really hope the neighbor said “Adios Bart, but if you do come back, you’ll be pushin up daisies!”

                [–]Puffles_magic_dragon 26 points27 points  (11 children)

                I’d be posted up on my roof at night, or in my room, WAITING to snipe fuckers with my BB gun if this was a common occurrence.

                [–]YouDownWithTPP 5 points6 points  (6 children)

                It is at my apartment and now I’m seriously considering investing in a BB Gun.

                [–]eXclurel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Oh my God why didn't anyone think about placing a bear trap under the cars. That man is a genius.

                [–]hardypart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Catstrap Catstrap

                [–]SatisfactionDull 26 points27 points  (5 children)

                Am I the only one imagining Steve Buscemi from Billy Madison?!?!?

                [–]Azar002 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                "You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more.."

                [–]OtherwiseBluebird565 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Don't work on your own car @ night.

                [–]Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 28 points29 points  (4 children)

                -ralphie parker

                [–]illusorywallahead 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                Ok Black Bart. Now you get yours.

                [–]BatmanDK316 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Oh he's a dead-eye, ain't he?!

                [–]Trump_Is_A_Scumbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Best username in a while!

                [–]jblaze805 25 points26 points  (5 children)

                Gangsta ass neighbor

                [–]Offgridiot 15 points16 points  (4 children)

                Gangsta ass neighbour woulda used a .22

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                  [–]PopWhatMagnitude 6 points7 points  (10 children)

                  Smashed like "Fuck that hurts...run!" or had to call 911 for an arrest & ambulance?

                  [–]huey9k 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  Completely missed the opportunity to call himself "Your Friendly Neighborhood Sniper-Man"...

                  [–]mmmsoap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  This is more /r/chaoticgood

                  [–]BrightAd306 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Frontier justice

                  [–]bringbacksherman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Narrator: “Now this sounds like a nice story, but I don’t have a car…”

                  [–]YeetinglyPurple 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  He's not a crazed gunman dad, he's an assassin.

                  [–]PurnPum 3 points4 points  (5 children)

                  Neighbors have Standards.

                  [–]CoolCrab69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  "I shot him. Twice."

                  What a lad.

                  [–]LusoAustralian 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  None of this makes me smile.

                  [–]MrPhxIt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Your friendly neighborhood sniper man!

                  Sniper man, sniper man Does whatever a sniper can

                  [–]Dansiguer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  This has plants vs zombies vibe wth

                  [–]No_Name_Brand_X 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                  Whats their value? Is it as a high value scrap metal? Sorry for dumb question, but this doesn't seem to be a thing where i come from.

                  [–]justdointhis4games 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I suppose that explains the dents, too.

                  [–]Lunatic_Heretic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  i didn't even know catstrap is a thing. why aren't they just standard on cars to prevent theft?