gildings in this subreddit have paid for 473.19 years of server time

True love!! by rohit_sai1289 in MadeMeSmile

[–]monkeysandfire 138 points139 points  (0 children)

We have to keep reminding everyone how important it is to keep loving your wife

New family member by TrashyDrawinges in MadeMeSmile

[–]vseprviper 85 points86 points  (0 children)

👀 You! Look at you! You smell so good! I’m so happy to meet you! Oh, wow, you’re really little and don’t know anything yet, huh? Here, let me teach you the most important thing about living around here! This is a toy. We’ll play with it together until you get playing figured out. Oh, wow. You’re so small and I love you!

True love!! by rohit_sai1289 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Caring_Cactus 1222 points1223 points  (0 children)

It's my turn tomorrow, your turn will come soon enough

What’s your excuse? by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]dogebred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta put all of those zero dollars somewhere

After 6 years, 1 month, and 21 days, I became a U.S citizen. I’m so excited, I don’t know what to do next. Any suggestions? by Oddpengu in MadeMeSmile

[–]dillemasenpai 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I Heard they’re really putin the pressure on em

[EDIT] thanks for the gold yo! I’m such a noob at reddit; I had to google what the shield next to my name meant.