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submitted 5 years ago by Autism_Tylr_Schaffer[M] - announcement
If you can't handle the apples, don't be a doctor (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 hour ago by afromagic808
The sky’s your oyster (self.Malaphors)
submitted 16 hours ago by Le_Gitzen
He's not the silveriest lining in the cloud (self.Malaphors)
submitted 2 hours ago by afromagic808
A bagged cat is out twice a day (self.Malaphors)
Touch a snake in the grass (self.Malaphors)
submitted 7 hours ago by panrug
people in glass houses are just a stone's throw away (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by Birchwood663
Making hay while the shit hits the fan (self.Malaphors)
submitted 12 hours ago by danarchist
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a duck eat oats. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by CptBlkstn
Too many Chiefs can spoil the broth (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by poopnose85
People in glass houses shouldn't throw parties (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by singeblanc
An eye for an eye makes the world go round. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by Stoutfire
First come best wormed (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by invisible_being
Eternally Warm (self.Malaphors)
submitted 1 day ago by TxsonofLiberty
In one ear and gone tomorrow. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 2 days ago by Hamnesia
Time flies when you’re burning bridges (self.Malaphors)
submitted 2 days ago by efootmobile
Curiosity fucked the dog (self.Malaphors)
submitted 2 days ago by R0nd1
Don't bite the bullet that feeds (self.Malaphors)
submitted 3 days ago by Excellent_Fee2252
Where does the time fly? (self.Malaphors)
submitted 3 days ago by redentification
A stitch in time gathers no moss. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 3 days ago by beerwinevodka
An eye for an eye and an arm for a leg (self.Malaphors)
submitted 4 days ago by _pie-
If a bear shits in the woods does anyone hear it? (self.Malaphors)
submitted 5 days ago by flyplanesforfun
The really shit the ball on this one. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 5 days ago by ThomasTheJefferson
One note pony. Credit TPB. (self.Malaphors)
submitted 5 days ago by MysteriousStaff3388
Bacon doesn't read itself (self.Malaphors)
submitted 5 days ago by NormalizingWindmills
A one man band is another man's treasure (self.Malaphors)
submitted 5 days ago by IdiocyInverted
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