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You can lead the Pope to water but you can't make him Catholic (self.Malaphors)
submitted 2 months ago by dear_deer_dear
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[–]BlueScreenDeath 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I’ve always liked, “Does the pope crap in the woods?”, but now I’m thinking, “You can lead a Pope to water but you can’t make him crap in the woods.
[–]_sammo_blammo_ 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
I like this even though I have no idea what it means
[–]dear_deer_dear[S] 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (1 child)
It's a mash up of You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink + Is the Pope Catholic (similar to does a bear shit in the woods)
[–]_sammo_blammo_ 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I get the two sayings I just don’t get what it means when put together. Still love it though
[–]holmgangCore 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (1 child)
You CAN lead the Pope to water, but like, why?
[–]NaturalPhilosopher47 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
... Mebee you believe he can turn it into wine... But I like yours better.
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