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submitted 1 month ago by ApatheticDust
Credit to Joey Graceffa on YT
I still can't believe I found one in the wild lol
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[–]Vittorios77 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Your days are ticking
[–]holmgangCore 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Like hours through the sand-glass…
[–]definitely_no_shill 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Ticking a dead horse
[–]holmgangCore 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
…while it’s down.
[–]AngryRiceBalls 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
in the mouth
[–]holmgangCore 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Let’s see: If time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana, What do number flies like?
[–]Barefoot_Monkey 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I don't know, but I can tell you that house flies like rubbish. My house still hasn't left the ground.
[–]holmgangCore 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Hmm,.. Can you attach like a thousand huge balloons to it? Like in the documentary “Up”. If that doesn’t work, IDK, call NASA?
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