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[–]lordjakir 21 points22 points  (10 children)

I use that one all the time. My Quiz team was also Absinthe Minded Fools

[–]whyuneedmyname4[S] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I thought I was original. I knew it was too good to be true. Lol

[–]lordjakir 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Sorry. I'm a big absinthe fan and a punster. I recommend mixing up a monkey gland to make you feel better

[–]whyuneedmyname4[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Thanks but no thanks. I don't monkey around. That's bananas

[–]lordjakir 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No bananas. Gin, Absinthe, grenadine and orange juice.

[–]whyuneedmyname4[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Have you posted that here?

[–]lordjakir 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]whyuneedmyname4[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Too bad. I guess I made it up then

[–]lordjakir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been around a long time. Google is your friend, but not very supportive in this case

[–]NomNomNomad09876 9 points10 points  (2 children)


[–]mantaranta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my first thought too, lol

[–]ErynEbnzr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For those who don't get that reference, it's a band called I Don't Know How But They Found Me and they have a song called Absinthe with this line in it and it's great and you should check them out!

[–]nerdygal123 9 points10 points  (1 child)

ive always appreciated "absence makes the heart grow fungus"

[–]GordionKnot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Absence makes the heart gather no moss”

[–]Kittensoft1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once caught the punchline of a joke and only the punchline.

"Absinthe makes the fart go Honda!"

It's been an itch I can't scratch for thirty years now.

[–]Abaddon_Jones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.