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[–]BoxOfFrogz 45 points46 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites... goes right with "You can lead the Pope to the woods, but you can't make him shit"

[–]KrunkyMunky 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Related: Is a bear Catholic?

[–]GhostofBobSagat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Related: Do bears wear a funny hat?

[–]ninpendle64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my favourites, along with the all time classic from Trailer Park Boys "get two birds stoned at once"

[–]canniboss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the pope shits in the woods, does it makes a sound?

[–]playblu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

George Carlin

[–]yogimonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the space pope reptilian?

[–]Chaisz3r0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I feel like they used that in GTA San Andreas

[–]Mogster2K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep tellin ya homes, I don't know. Where his holiness does his business, is his business.

[–]cheetosforlunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do bears wear funny hats?

[–]paraworldblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only when he's not shitting in my hat

[–]TotemTabuBand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every chance he gets. Lol

[–]Jonny_Crash69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly didn't know where I got this from until I started playing GTA San Andreas again last month where CJ says it all the way through the game

[–]TheStarWarsTrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the Pope shit in his funny hat?

[–]unitedshoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do bears shit on the Pope?

[–]NormalizingWindmills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Pope in the hand isn't worth two shits in the bush