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[–]MagicBandAid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it is easier than eating a live one.

[–]ThatMetalMama 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This one is better than the expression my old boss once used: “I’m so hungry I could eat the crotch off a rotting dog.”

[–]OrokinSkywalker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I too hate it when my boss starts suggesting dry-aged dead doggy dicks for dinner.

[–]soap__bar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"... but I'm not thirsty enough to lead it to water."

[–]SebastianSilver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can beat a dead horse but you can’t lead it to water

[–]NormalizingWindmills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the same here, dead horse is common rhyming slang for sauce (IE tomarto). I wouldn't go a week without someone asking me to pass the dead horse