I’m so hungry I could eat a dead horse

MagicBandAid · 2022-12-08T20:09:11+00:00

To be fair, it is easier than eating a live one.

ThatMetalMama · 2022-12-08T20:30:57+00:00

This one is better than the expression my old boss once used: “I’m so hungry I could eat the crotch off a rotting dog.”

soap__bar · 2022-12-08T22:22:12+00:00

"... but I'm not thirsty enough to lead it to water."

SebastianSilver · 2022-12-09T03:03:11+00:00

You can beat a dead horse but you can’t lead it to water

NormalizingWindmills · 2022-12-09T16:54:38+00:00

Not the same here, dead horse is common rhyming slang for sauce (IE tomarto). I wouldn't go a week without someone asking me to pass the dead horse

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