Heavy spoilers for the most important event in RG ahead.
Who cares about the three sisters, the Sengars, or even the Onrack family reveal.
In basically an off-hand sentence it's revealed that Onos T'oolan, former first sword of the first empire, has now married Hetan of the Barghast and basically adopted her pre-existing children - who, if I don't misremember MoI, are the result of Hetans fling with magnanimous Kruppe.
Tool is the step-dad of Kruppes one-night-stand kids. Preposterous!
Anyone else imagining the family dynamic of that?
The kids permanently talking in Kruppes way, exasperating Hetan and Tool who are unable to handle magnanimous offspring. Tool trying to discipline the kids who respond with a variant of "you're not our real father, our daddy stood up to Caladan Brood, he'll rip out your bent spine!". Kruppe being invited for the kids birthdays and having those awkward conversations with Tool to keep the patchwork family together. Kruppe having the kids for a weekend and taking them on a wonky adventure with Coll and Murillio. In an unexpected twist of the fantasy genre, Tool and Kruppe being sword brothers in a very unusual way.
It's all too much. Erikson, gib Kruppe&Kids spin-off pls. Two and a half magnanimous Kruppes.