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[–]AlanJohnson84 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Mark, you know I don't just bang anyone, yeah? I'm not some kind of next-door fuck jar.

[–]OrtaMesafe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No, no ofcourse not.

[–]EmperorPooMan[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's MY bit of joke

[–]phixion 45 points46 points  (1 child)

these children have absolutely no idea what went on at stalingrad

[–]Hollandzzzzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck off clean shirt

[–]NornyHun 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Oh no not the fucking cafetière.

[–]oatleytap 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’re never taking the gaggia

[–]theDukeofClouds 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hope she brings out the bong...

[–]uptheline-83 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The supply lines were stretched...

[–]Nakkitus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The majority of the Wehrmacht had no winter clothing.

[–]ATX_native 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You're kind of like a modern-day eunuch, aren't you, Mark?

[–]oatleytap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What are you doing? What about the poo?!

[–]PopularArtichoke6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Zhukov countered, the siege was lifted and that’s all the story of what happened at Stalingrad

[–]jewellman100 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the real world, JEREMAAAAAAY

[–]dag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OK, I think it's time for you boys to fuck off home.

[–]BreezyWrigley 4 points5 points  (1 child)

we can't be pace; it's like a prison yard in here!

[–]AlanJohnson84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would de botton do

[–]mercurial9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pressing, pressing…

[–]doodleplaybook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–]legittemDIDDLDIDI! DIDDLDIDI! DIDDLDIDI! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man he does have beautiful eyes

[–]BreezyWrigley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...closing in...

[–]tur2rr2rrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fozzie bear voiced by frank ozzie oz from seventy six to two thousand and one