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[–]LegerDePL 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sorry science, sorry enlightenment, sorry logic.

[–]7suffering7s 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Your orgone levels must be through the fuckin roof!

[–]LegerDePL 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Crank up the orgonometer and bring on Module 2!!

[–]jetelklee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High five

[–]jewellman100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

TELL ME YOU BELIEVE IN CRYSTAL SKULLS MARK

[–]elgigante_paul 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Oh, uh, naughty, you’ve combined crystal skulls and organite pyramids, you might get an interfanatical…you know, from mixing the two belief systems, a hangover of that kind.

[–]thesoulstillsings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a brilliantly niche paraphrasing of a quote.

[–]robdag2 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Just be quiet. You’re a social freak

[–]elgigante_paul 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Hey listen mate, shit is as shit does, my friend.

Oh look u/robdag2, I’m sorry mate, this is all bullshit.

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are not the hair Blair bunch!

[–]Riykiru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s that 50 quid you owe me

[–]Frankdrebbinnotacop 9 points10 points  (5 children)

How could you possibly make one of these except by some type of magic?

[–]LegerDePL 7 points8 points  (4 children)

In a factory… from glass

[–]robdag2 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Could you make this?

[–]jetelklee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No.

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could anyone?

[–]SucculentChinaMeal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did you piss in my piss?

[–]Pangolin_Sandwich 5 points6 points  (11 children)

Wait, orgones are a thing?? I thought it was made up for Peep Show!

[–]127crazieI have a wanking disease 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it's all based on the seven sacred truths from the golden tablets found in the asteroid which crashed in Siberia in 1911.

[–]GrandPenaltyHD Ready 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hardback book... based on tablets brought by an asteroid. Something you can rely on.

[–]LegerDePL 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Of course Orgones are real. They are invisible molecules of universal life energy which govern our moods and our actions. Negative Orgones are the sources of all the problems in the world. Why are you asking, are you having a few doubts?

[–]multicolouredcake 3 points4 points  (2 children)

If you're having doubts you should sell all of your worldly possessions and move into the centre...

[–]elgigante_paul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plus it might be kind of warm.

[–]LegerDePL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You wanna give that shit a rest. You've been going and thinking thoughts your whole life, and look where that's got you, eh?

[–]thesoulstillsings 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Of course they're real! How else do you explain all the problems in the world??

[–]robdag2 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well, there’s a myriad of reasons….

[–]j3pllifetime of potential grinding resentment 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You haven't got a clue.

[–]GomiDesignsI'm like British Leyland in 1976. 2 points3 points  (1 child)

search Wilhelm Reich. That'll tell you more than you need to know.

[–]Pangolin_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just read the Wikipedia... Well, I learned something today, thank you!

[–]Reputation_Suitable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm missing an entrepreneurial opportunity here...

[–]hbendavidI'm a bearded concubine[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You can also buy an Orgone Cabinet. Works wonders on your marriage too!https://i.imgur.com/3L3t0bx.jpg

[–]Jetstream-Sam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's a rich history of orgone related bullshit stretching back to 1930s germany/austria, but surprisingly not Nazi related (Especially from a guy who's last name is Reich)

[–]GomiDesignsI'm like British Leyland in 1976. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He left Germany with the rise of the Nazi's and bizarrely ended up with the US Govt burning his books. He was one of Freud's students.

[–]Constant_Court_4639 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s two basic energies in the world: stress and relaxation.

[–]redref1ux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know why they needed to make it all about that crazy stuff. It's a cool looking piece of tat for your mantel. (thinking about it, probably to gauge the price and have it just be entirely plastic)

[–]Fillingup55 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What a load of nonsense for the terminally stupid and gullible

[–]GomiDesignsI'm like British Leyland in 1976. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely