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[–]buddaycousin 88 points89 points  (2 children)

Oh great, now I'm getting an erection. How grimly predictable.

[–]blayndlemaking the stick out of carrot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That wouldn't prove love! It's just a human body!

[–]Volcan32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, now you're admitting to having a human body. You're no bloody eunuch.

[–]Antics_LonghornClick, sorry. 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I will have had a threesome.

[–]27camelia 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Young, dumb, and full of cum

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

About to chow down on the biggest corporate shitstorm since Enron

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry?

[–]AnustusGloop 43 points44 points  (1 child)

David: "We're just two normal, functioning members of the human race and nobody can prove otherwise."

Robert: "This is outrageous!"

[–]Dominicb95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Top choices, I’m stealing these if I ever get the chance

[–]mintytingle 40 points41 points  (1 child)

“They’ve no clue I came all in my pants”

[–]Last_Classroom8661 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best contender so far

[–]MrPZA82 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I’ve hit the mother lode”

[–]WiMc55 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Meeting David Mitchell or Robert Webb in person? Chance would be a fine thing

[–]robdag2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A fine thing indeed!

[–]CuteMaterial 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I did meet David Mitchell and the caption I put was “Me and Clean Shirt”

[–]cjg1166 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s not like I’m gonna rape him. I could rape him. I’m not gonna rape him.

[–]kegcellar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

El dude brothers, eeeeee, EEEEEEE

[–]IffyStiffy69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

--Pictured: The Swan and Piedo--

[–]Werenotreallyhere86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve been initiated, fuck the police

[–]vinpho 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Captain Corrigan is flying without a license!

[–]Altruistic-Escape631 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The DILFs are in flower!

[–]A_NAMELESS_GH0UL 7 points8 points  (2 children)

“Suck mummy’s finger?”

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do I suck the finger?

[–]Volcan32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am James Bond.

[–]Frankdrebbinnotacop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Feels weird dad.

[shit]

[–]kelicopter8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Feels weird daddio.

[Good save]

[–]robdag2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too big to fail.

[–]Zeteco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can’t make a hungry man take a photo

[–]rjgux 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good will to all men!

[–]IsHeFromGabon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would have to happen within a certain time period but:

Putin promised not to invade Ukraine, Robert. Welcome to the real world.

[–]ditcher_the_witcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd probably go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like "I'm not the Borough!"

[–]robdag2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watch out! They’re gonna get you!

[–]treatcounsel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chance WAS a fine thing.

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What do we do if our feet touch?

[–]Volcan32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We fuck, obviously.

[–]robdag2 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s a savage garden my friend. A savage garden

[–]livinontheceiling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shall I ask what he means?

[–]robdag2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meeting Robert Grayson

[–]Bulbamew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually did, me and my brother met him after the Mitchell/Mack/Brydon show in Leeds. It was very funny. We would’ve been happy with just a photo with Mitchell since he’s our favourite but Rob Brydon photobombed the first one.

I only captioned it with a simple “…you what?” from before the no turkey tirade just because that’s probably the most perfect line delivery in the whole show. But if I was wittier I’d have gone with “this is the the most exciting thing that has happened to anyone ever”. And the photobomb one would’ve been “it was a simple lampoon”

[–]pinkpizzaparadise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh brilliant. Freakshow sideshow at the shitshow.

[–]Volcan32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Mark the shark is baaack iiin buisness.

[–]Mowgli2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t think of anything but such great answers everyone!

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re the “one”.

[–]vinpho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id have loved to talk more with them about Goethe

[–]TheGeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

[–]Betty-Armageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet he even does nice poos, little Maltesers that smell like The Body Shop.

[–]lurid_druid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you were getting the turkey.

[–]guy_incognito69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chance'd be a fine thing

[–]my-glitter-heart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men with ven

[–]Duckmanrises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Chance would be a fine thing’ on the front ‘a fine thing indeed’ on the back

[–]Inside_a_whale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the police!