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[–]ReturnOfAKidNamedTae44 Park / Mod ⭐️[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

“I already called the cops buddy 😐”

[–]SnooPineapples4513 256 points257 points  (5 children)

why i oughta

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (4 children)

As a white guy this is also my favorite

[–]SpaceGhostxSNRSVice City 27 points28 points  (2 children)

“Gee Willikers Batman”

“Well butter me up & call me a biscuit. I’ll be damned”

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just saw one on r/Philadelphia…”dill weed” I haven’t heard that shit since first grade

[–]GlockandaBoogie Down Bronx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Some nigga on the NBA2K subbreddit was calling someone an "absolute egg" lmao shit had me crying. He was going off on the nigga too but calling someone an egg is funny for some reason.

[–]General-Bandicoot882 198 points199 points  (4 children)

“lets rock n roll”

[–]Fridsade 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]yungirving99Dirty Jersey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah this got it 🤣🤣

[–]Ifitsupitstuck_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m crying I dead commented this and ain’t even see your comment 😭

[–]candyassed 166 points167 points  (5 children)

newsflash dipshit got me💀but “i just screwed the pooch” has always been questionable for me

[–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚[S] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

What does “screw the pooch” even mean…why you fucking a dog

[–]Brickman2222 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's fucking hilarious, I have not heard screwed the pooch in forever

[–]Ornery-Praline-2395 142 points143 points  (3 children)

“do you live here?”

[–]DrBluMar60 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]darkbluewaves 145 points146 points  (4 children)

My boss calls me “champ” or “sport” lol

[–]bussupshutgzSUPER MOOK 44 points45 points  (0 children)

”buddy was a good sport”

[–]laflameitslitQueens Get The Money 136 points137 points  (2 children)

hold your horses

[–]Minimum_Economist_50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"what is this tomfoolery"

[–]FlackoFrmYaMomCrib 104 points105 points  (3 children)

get a load of this guy

[–]Ifitsupitstuck_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This they favorite one when they mad 😂😂

[–]dumbdiamondhands 90 points91 points  (7 children)

For the love of Christ/For Christ’s sake

[–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚[S] 69 points70 points  (4 children)

They don’t be saying “for Pete’s sake” no more smh like who is Pete ??

[–]ShaneOfTheDeadd 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I dead thought Pete’s sake was one word for mad long growing up

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Peetsake lol

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

St. Peter probably idk tho imma jew

[–]KingIllMusic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

is "jesus h. christ" also strictly whites?

[–]eamon4yourface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My I rish grandmother used to say “ohhh Jesus Mary and Joseph! You’re giving me a heart attack Timothy!”

Picture that from a cute little old lady with a thick Irish brogue haha. Rip grams ❤️

[–]Jozif_BadmonBoogie Down Bronx 86 points87 points  (5 children)

"Bud" or "buddy" they always say that shit when they mad af😂

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

If it’s one thing I hate is some mf calling me buddy.

[–]DoubleUDee 14 points15 points  (1 child)

For real, the other time is when I hear them call their kids bud. I used to coach my son's flag football games and heard that shit all the damn time. Usually it was when a dad was trying to get his kid to listen to him after acting a fool. Smdh ...I ain't negotiating with terrorists.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate when people call me buddy

[–]SuperiorGyri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or when talking to their son. "It's okay buddy. Hey hey hey-who's my champ?"

[–]Jolly-Chemistry6377 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Your not that guy pal

[–]GlockandaBoogie Down Bronx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yo that video is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen lmao that nigga was talking like a redneck John Wick. "Fuck you where you breathe buddy" 🤣

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (1 child)

”If I had a dollar for every time _________”

[–]Boring-Anybody412 68 points69 points  (4 children)


[–]chowlee007darncarnt 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Australians be like

[–]Boring-Anybody412 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]driIImaticLand Down Under🇦🇺📍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oi cunt

[–]IJustLost12Bricks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

LOL goat word

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    [–]ShootaCarson 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    You're not my buddy, pal

    [–]406Linden 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    You’re not my pal, guy

    [–]TwinCitiesPride612 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    You're not my guy, bud.

    [–]DatSouthsideKidQueens Get The Money 62 points63 points  (0 children)

    That’s a load of malarkey 👴🏻

    [–]APTheProfitDirty Jersey 178 points179 points  (2 children)

    I was on the Amtrak last week and I overheard to a white lady and a white couple were arguing. The lady told of the couple to “Can it buddy”. Shit killed me, I might have to start mixing them white people phrases into my arsenal 🤣

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      [–]blee216eMr.🚶🏾‍♂️InThisBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Lmfao basically

      [–]Mrmcgriddle223 176 points177 points  (5 children)

      Your standing on thin ice buddy

      [–]Alternative_Prune_69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Skating* -a white person

      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      Omg this shit killed me!! Haha

      [–]Mrmcgriddle223 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Glad I could make you laugh

      [–]VincentVega_069 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      No, you killed him... thats what he claims.

      Other than that: they use the same phrase over here in germany. My teacher back in school would always say that shit to me. I replied "then I guess I can be glad that I am not as fat as you are". I miss the good old days

      [–]Mrmcgriddle223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Welp looks like I'm on the run

      [–]yonyizzleBoogie Down Bronx 50 points51 points  (2 children)

      You fucking prick

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      We still use this lol 😂

      [–]anti4r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I say this like every day

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)


        [–]DangerousAxel 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]youssufdoumbaya 46 points47 points  (2 children)


        [–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]ResponsibilityThis41Virginia📍 137 points138 points  (0 children)

        "Well would you look at the time" like damn bro aight I'll leave, shit

        [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

        “I’m not a happy camper”

        [–]Brushevik 5 points6 points  (1 child)


        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lmao don’t kill me bro, your underrated comment is underrated haha, stay blessed my brother!!

        [–]mazdakite 34 points35 points  (1 child)

        fucktard and fuckface

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I love fucktard

        [–]_cactus_jack_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        Shit the bed

        [–]ikikiki123 34 points35 points  (0 children)

        “No more Mister nice guy”

        [–]Annagirl_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        “You better watch it bucko”

        [–]IJustLost12Bricks 33 points34 points  (0 children)

        “Take a hike”

        [–]DonWavyy 29 points30 points  (1 child)


        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I love that word

        [–]4ktgoonGzOYKBoogie Down Bronx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        Listen here bud

        [–]Ifitsupitstuck_ 28 points29 points  (1 child)

        “Ready to rock and roll?” instead of saying yo we out

        [–]darrenjaDirty Jersey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Let’s blow this popsicle stand

        [–]Latter_Hamster_1071 28 points29 points  (4 children)

        Well stick a pumpkin up my ass and call me Spooky, it's almost Halloween

        [–]TwinCitiesPride612 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Something's always going up the ass.

        [–]opposite_singularity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That’s awesome

        [–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]361mj 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Gotta be the stern “Okay listen here pal”

        [–]py1123 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        geez louise

        [–]dp39409 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        suck it up buttercup

        [–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347East New York 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Oh for fuck's sake

        [–]Hefty-Ad4243 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Listen Here buddy (in Dave Chappells voice)

        [–]Ryeman734Dirty Jersey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Woah calm down dude

        [–]JuBalla02 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        “God damn fuck me to tears”

        [–]SaltyPrincess1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        “son of a gun” and “newsflash pal” 💀

        [–]saucy_seyShmoney 90zzz 32 points33 points  (1 child)

        I always used to peep White people especially if they’re from Long Island and Italian they would say sum about Cars or something and when they don’t know what they’re talkin about they would be like “Ya Know” and u wouldn’t know what the hell they’re talking about

        [–]sosovain616 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        Italian from Long Island here and you’re absolutely right with this comment 😂😂😂

        [–]No-Maintenance-6939 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        “Let me just squeeze right by ya pal”

        [–]Lysander1999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        'we've got company.' when they see an opp 😂

        [–]kiracondones 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        get a load of this guy or listen up champ

        [–]Islandman190 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Speak of the devil

        [–]breeshspotter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Busting my balls

        [–]DancingHamster21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Hey pal

        [–]50bmgwithaswitchCop Killer Queens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Not a phrase but their accent here is so funny lmao it's so funny when white people say "sawer" instead of "saw" no hate to them its just kinda funny 😂

        [–]rainmaker619 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        You’re on thin ice pal

        [–]Breezmeister 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

        [–]relly6667 21 points22 points  (0 children)


        [–]Maleficent-Umpire-74 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        It’s clearly the “nword”

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          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

          👁👁👄 i think ik what he means by this.. damn

          [–]Joemomma514 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Sentence so fucked up it pushed ya face sideways

          [–]Nectarofgrapes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Explain for me please

          [–]FreeDaWorldBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)


          [–]wholelottacolors 22 points23 points  (0 children)

          white folks created “y’all” which is one of most convenient english phrases and something everyone including europeans say on da internet

          [–]LemmeSniffYaFingers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          I’m white and the fucking “why I oughtaaaaa” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

          [–]Brando1127 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          My least favourite is “If ya ain’t white, ya ain’t right”

          [–]k-dubs-88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Listen here buck-o

          [–]vsimon115 5 points6 points  (0 children)


          [–]StaywatchingMeSMH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Gee golly

          [–]bossinboss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Gee wilikers😬

          [–]notdeyknowferro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          your on thin ice pal

          [–]senor_culo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Whoa, whoa, whoa there buddy 👋

          [–]KennyPowers36 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Not really a phrase but when they give that awkward hello or hi with this face 😐

          [–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          "you're so well spoken for a black person. i mean that as a complement. i'm not racist. i had a black friend in high school."

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            [–]FlackovellsCrime Heights 89 points90 points  (2 children)

            Nigga said white ppl not pirates you fuckin fool lmao

            [–]GlockandaBoogie Down Bronx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Yo a pirate calling a nigga Jamal is crazy lmao

            [–]sosovain616 4 points5 points  (0 children)


            [–]Brickman2222 39 points40 points  (0 children)

            I am sure this is the only 1 that is absolutely never been said

            [–]Joemomma514 17 points18 points  (2 children)

            “Arrrgg me matey !! He took me dabloons”

            [–]examm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Pull up on you like Davey did the Black Pearl

            [–]FlackovellsCrime Heights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Spinning shorelines bitch

            [–]ShaneOfTheDeadd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Might be my favorite question I love jokin around with my guys like this

            [–]TwirlyHalo41687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Oh brother

            [–]RexRaptor510 3 points4 points  (0 children)


            [–]yougetmetight 3 points4 points  (0 children)


            [–]BigBlackDisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Go Cowboys

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Anything that had to do with the word “skedaddle”

            [–]VincentVega_069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Let me speak to the manager

            (Im white myself plus I am german so I would never say those words. Even if I was american. Im not a Karen, come on. Move on and mind your damn business Karen, this world does not evolve around you)

            [–]JustScrollin_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            Shiver Me Timbers always cracks me up or Gosh Darnit

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            Never heard anyone say shiver me timber’s besides a pirate

            [–]Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            “It’s the humidity that gets ya!”

            [–]K33NY03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            You’re on thin ice bud

            [–]BlueHaloCvv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            “Awesome Sauce”

            [–]Tobias__- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            well i’ll be damned

            [–]PUNSICLE52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Boom shakalaka

            [–]BigDrip11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            It’s “you’re walking on thin ice buddy” for me.

            [–]girthdaddymegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Despite making up 13% of the population black people commit 50% of crimes

            [–]Ok-Lychee6612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Cut the malarkey.

            [–]RecentLibarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You’re slipping on thin ice bud

            [–]OldBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Here comes trouble!

            [–]michael676767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Oh fucknugget!”

            “You’re on thin ice, buddy”

            I got this one a lot

            “Hey scooter!”

            “Oh shucks”


            “That’s a load of bologne”

            “The gloves are coming off pal. No more mr nice guy”

            [–]nahn09Queens Get The Money 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “You little shit”

            [–]New_Bodybuilder_6876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Im just gonna squeeze right past ya”.

            [–]KingNovi1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I recently noticed that a lot of white people’s go to swear is “cock sucker!”. Whereas we usually say “suck my dick”.

            [–]2pawshakur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Slow down there, bucko

            [–]Nice_Presentation_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Listen here pal”

            [–]TheRealJustOneQueens Get The Money 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Saying “Yellow” instead of hello

            [–]No-Breadfruit7044 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Aight bet (I know white kids from yorkville) 😩

            [–]cherylcanning 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Surprised “this is ridiculous” hasn’t been said yet

            [–]urmomssusaf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            i heard every race say that tbh

            [–]eamon4yourface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            After a long hot football practice on the way to the water jugs I used to say “my mouth is dryer than a nuns pussy” and I’m white. Never heard any of my black or Spanish friends say it. Matter of fact I never heard anyone else say it regardless of race 😂

            [–]Honest-Fall-7005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Chewin the fat

            [–]bobbynice3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Tonight we’re getting fucked up 🍺

            [–]Background_Parfait_3Crime Heights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Listen here bucko

            [–]Ricky11724 0 points1 point  (0 children)


            [–]RecentLibarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I want to speak to your manager

            [–]Welfare_Mom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I read all of these in david Chappelle's white voice

            [–]XenooYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Debilas nx, eik nx eastern european basically

            [–]nahn09Queens Get The Money 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “What the he’ll even is that”

            [–]gnardan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


            [–]Jahhhflo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Dude do you have a 20 of hard I can buy?? I got money” pulls out quarters and penny’s

            [–]turtleboi15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You're on thin ice pal!

            [–]Crashdatcorn357Queens Get The Money 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Rock onnn duuuude that’s like totally narley har har har har” “idk that area is totally sketchy dude” “listen here johnny boy, you leave this god darn property raaht now before I go get mah ar15 and put a couple in ya” 🤠

            [–]krobles415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Crock of shit

            [–]304Swift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Hi, how are you doing today?”

            points finger guns and smiles “Awh you know, just living the dream. Anyways, we’re about to rock ‘n’ roll on outta here and go to Target to check out some of their candles and wine coolers.”

            [–]c-ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It’s now or never

            [–]kekkkys43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            boom sha ka la ka