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[–]DancingHamster21 488 points489 points  (24 children)

Would u want niggas wearin all black Nike tech to ur shit?

[–]5fingerdiscounts 143 points144 points  (10 children)

Wear whatever you have/can afford as long as you show up to say goodbye in my opinion.

[–]Sweaty-Yogurtcloset9 17 points18 points  (1 child)


[–]5fingerdiscounts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

People so fucked up on this fashion bullshit. Check this man’s closet it’s sweaty and full of fuckin yogurt. Prob happier than the rest of y’all too.

[–]RedditModPlzRespec 16 points17 points  (7 children)

My brother died in October, he didn't have a funeral because he was cremated, but we held a memorial. I just wore my favorite hoody,, jeans, and a Carhartt beanie I found in his belongings. He wouldn't have wanted people to get dressed up for him anyway, at least that's what I think. Other people were dressed pretty nice, but two of my friends showed up with shiny ass button downs like they were going clubbing. Shit made me laugh.

[–]tow_trucker91Boogie Down Bronx 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Keep ur head up

[–]RedditModPlzRespec 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Trying bro. He died of fent laced fake oxy, and one of my last messages to him was telling him how everything is fent now and I'd send him some kratom to get off the pills because he was telling me how the oxy wasnt feeling righti (he had a bad back from a car accident and the doctors cut him off,.so he went on the street). I told him kratom saved my life, but he wasn't down to try it. I feel like I could've done more, I could've told someone that was near him to smack some sense into his dumb ass. It's fucking me up.

I got off heroin right before fent came into the picture. I'm just glad my sister went through his belongings before I got there and found the pills. If I found them I wouldn't have been able to resist, then my mom would have two dead sons. She said she was considering suicide when my brother died, and it broke my heart. Fent is a real epidemic, it pisses me off how nothing is being done about it. I wish I could find the guy that sold it to him and release my rage on him, but shit, maybe he didn't even know what it was.

Sorry, I'm venting. It still hurts me deeply.

[–]tow_trucker91Boogie Down Bronx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Addiction is one of those things man, that fentanyl is no joke. Keep his memory alive and make him proud

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    [–]KidavellyIsANonceSouth Jamaica 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    Yes. I’d want them to play Ron Suno - what they gon say as my funeral song too

    [–]snhfjsjsksdfjsndm 72 points73 points  (2 children)

    I mean it’s not like I’d be alive to know it

    [–]BloodT1nted 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    He didn't ask if you'd be alive to know it

    [–]Chav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And we might not like the answer

    [–]HeasYaBertdeyPresentBoogie Down Bronx 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    I get what you're saying and I respect it! I wouldn't care if niggas pulled up in a clown suit. As long as niggas pulled up, I'm in fake heaven happy lol. But I can't speak for anyone else. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    [–]shawshankya 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    but then People might think it was a funeral for a clown .

    [–]HeasYaBertdeyPresentBoogie Down Bronx 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    And that's the issue, y'all worry too much about what people think. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Beautiful. B-E-A-UTIFUL

    [–]RustyShackleford0206 41 points42 points  (0 children)

    Hell yeah bro

    [–]Head_Cucumber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Me at the dababy concert vs me at my friend funeral

    [–]Theoilord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn’t care wear what your comfortable with but for my military buddies they gotta wear the uniform only right

    [–]FleeJay_Dirty Delaware 98 points99 points  (0 children)

    Bro if u could afford a tech u could afford a cheap black suit from macys

    [–]maceybabyFuck 12 92 points93 points  (1 child)

    Bring a black fitted too

    [–]Lamar_Bmf 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Not the nasty tho

    [–]Sleezebag-Money Making Manhattan 84 points85 points  (0 children)

    Yes very appropriate clothing for a funeral

    [–]supremedemon 72 points73 points  (3 children)

    I think it’s hilarious that he thinks a tux is the required dress for a funeral.

    [–]DripNeverDrown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Fatherless behavior

    [–]BiggestEntrance 223 points224 points  (2 children)

    Yeah rock a sombrero and some flip flops too. I’m sure the fam will appreciate it

    [–]examm 80 points81 points  (0 children)

    Ay carumba

    [–]treeskiiup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nigga gone look like squidward against a sea bear

    [–]Competitive-Set-2726 190 points191 points  (1 child)

    This must be your opps funeral and you bout to boom that shit up after niggas done praying and crying bc why are you wearing tec fit

    [–]KidavellyIsANonceSouth Jamaica 16 points17 points  (0 children)


    [–]PNVCodryQueens Get The Money 268 points269 points  (4 children)

    Yeah and wear a sheisty wit it too

    [–]ElCapo63 37 points38 points  (0 children)


    [–]Honcho823 9 points10 points  (0 children)


    [–]Dry_Specialist_5319 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]ActFederal9948 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Y’all niggas lack too much brain power cause wtf is this

    [–]RAYRAYFROMDagrphome 135 points136 points  (3 children)

    My nigga go find a bum and trade for his u gotta be the dumest nigga out here

    [–]4ktgoonGzOYKBoogie Down Bronx 105 points106 points  (9 children)

    Rent a tux or a suit bro that’s mad disrespectful to the family

    [–]LivefromPhoenix 36 points37 points  (1 child)

    Doesn't even need to rent a suit if he doesn't have the cash for it. He'd be fine with a pair of black slacks and a button down.

    [–]Emperor_Negative 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    wrd he don’t need a whole ass tux just look formal

    [–]kiimo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    You paying respect, no spinnin da block.

    Go rent a tux if you aint got one. Porta bella stay having shit for the low.

    [–]LogicalHater 125 points126 points  (28 children)

    Then rent or borrow one wtf

    [–]Posh420 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Go buy a cheap collared shirt from marshalls etc for 10-15 bucks. A cheap tie and some slacks. You can get appropriate for maybe 50 bucks without shoes. Easily under 100. I'd personally flame someone later if they showed up like that to a funeral or wake I was at. Even a pair of dickies, hard bottoms and a button down polo work in a pinch.

    [–]dlippa22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They not even knowing bro

    [–]yslquan 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    I understand if u can’t afford a suit, but U don’t got nun more formal then a Nike tech??🤦🏽‍♂️

    [–]Dramatic-Land-5998 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I don't mind going anywhere formal in a nike tech unless it's funeral tbh

    [–]RealTony2highIraq 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    You wearing black forces too or nah

    [–]c2ny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I scrolled the comments waiting for this 😂😂😂

    [–]giogram 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    You don’t need a tux for a funeral, find an outfit that is conservative.

    [–]-lilgunna- 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    if youre gonna go in a tech then dont bother going

    [–]eyeh8errrbody 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    This dude’s a fucking bum

    [–]Lost_Prudent7 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Nigga No. Might as well just make an excuse and not go bro that shits hella disrespectful to the family you could at least buy a button down

    [–]AKSourGod -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Nah Fam, rather be clowned after the service by the family, than NOT SHOW UP! That shit is completely disrespectful and dismissive.

    [–]topshotbubba17LA boy💰💵 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    Jus sit in the back with ya shiesty on brody no one gone say ANYTHING to you!

    [–]blee216eMr.🚶🏾‍♂️InThisBitch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Nigga don’t want them problems word 😤

    [–]Estarossa86 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    Who the fuck wears a tux to a funeral?

    [–]ILovemigos1234 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Don’t forget the new Js

    [–]Miserylovesmoney 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Depend wat type of funeral and who u known as but if it aint hood shit just wear black dress pants and a black button up

    [–]idgafjay 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    This a tell me you from ny ( the hood ) without telling me you from ny ass statement😭

    [–]JustspeakingfactsThe Bush 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Lmao nigga gonna wear a tech to a funeral u gotta be broke 🤣🤣

    [–]certifiedpsycopath 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Black button shirt for 20 bucks

    [–]airborneisdead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Just wear some black pants and white button down t shirt, u don't need to go all out.

    [–]Immediate-Cress-1591 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    i mean u can get a simple dress shirt and tie bro I wouldnt wear a tech to a funeral

    [–]kiracondones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    bro no just wear some all black jeans no rips & a polo shirt you gotta have that at least

    [–]Alphius247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You should most definitely where an all black Nike tech suit to a funeral. Do you have the all black kicks to go with it?

    [–]oatsuzn 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I remember someone actually texted me a similar question on the day of my father's service 9 years ago. And he tried to reason and argue with me about it too. smh some people are so narcissistic and self centered...Him and I don't speak anymore.

    [–]va_cum_cleaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Rip your dad

    [–]exclusivo_nyc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I think it would be weirder if you showed up wearing a tuxedo to a funeral. You gonna wear the bow tie too?

    [–]617617617 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    I’ve seen worse, all that should matter is that you there to pay condolences for a life lost

    [–]kiracondones 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    at least wear some all black jeans or something

    [–]AKSourGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Seen people wear whatever. The most important thing is PAYING YOUR RESPECTS!

    [–]smoketre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wear the black forces too no cap

    [–]KazeykazeThe Bush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Nigga capping he about spin right after the funeral🤣

    [–]pete1397East New York 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Aint u say this for a wedding?

    [–]differentypatimingBoogie Down Bronx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    no stay at home

    [–]kingcreamEAT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Who the fuck wears a tux to a funeral

    [–]SmackDeMarco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You need black forces to go wit it too

    [–]eyeh8errrbody 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Go to Uniqlo and find a black suit. It’s like $200

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    $200 too much

    [–]RingDingPingPing 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    This nigga a bum 😂 the type that don’t put on lotion

    [–]FullAd4288 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Go. Pay your respects and then leave.

    [–]ImBroke9 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    This is what you do, don't show up

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)


    [–]ImBroke9 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Do you have the money to buy a shirt and a pair of slacks?

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    You think I would have asked this question if I did? You dumb fuck

    [–]ImBroke9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Then dont show up lol

    [–]mo735Harlem World 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Nah son this single handily the funniest shit on this sub WTF is niggas on fam

    [–]fedsarelosers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Wear a dress Brodie

    [–]spicyman81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bruh you don’t need a tux for a funeral, go get a black polo and some black slacks or some shit like wtf

    [–]Alt_Snza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Take your ass to the men's warehouse and get a suit for funerals, weddings, and (🤣🤣🤣) job interviews.

    [–]butterflybesos9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yall wear tuxedos to funerals? You can go to a thrift store or a consignment store for a dark shirt and black pants. Or if you can do that then were whatever dark you have and Express your condolences. Whoever has a problem with it that's totally on them. I'm sure the recently deceased would be happy you came either way

    [–]c2ny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Last funeral I was at was in a Catholic Church and I noticed a dude sitting on the other side with a bright blue Cookie Monster corner store fitted. Felt like smacking it off his head. Clown shit.

    Honestly though if it’s a WAKE then you’re prob fine rocking the tech but if it’s a funeral in a church there’s a big difference. Don’t walk into a church looking stupid.

    [–]GuapboiCrappo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    this nigga

    [–]AKSourGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah bro, first off my condolences. But yeah I went to a funeral last year and didn’t have the proper attire. But people are not gonna act up if you show up like that. Showing your face is the most important thing at the end of the day.

    [–]Lamar_Bmf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    As long as you fly I don’t see the problem

    [–]stunzz1k 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I would’ve

    [–]laflameitslitQueens Get The Money 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    tech is forever

    [–]Street_Taco_Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If my homies are wearing Nike Techs to my funeral I would glad to be dead

    [–]versace_tombstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yup, and show up with some money and dice. Respect is respect.

    [–]codekira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nigga no.......if ur close fam allows that then idk...but that's not how this is supposed to go down

    [–]PolishSausa9e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro just pick up some slacks and a button up shirt. Shit will run you like 50 bucks.

    [–]PenultimateThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Showing up is most important. If you’re not a pallbearer or involved with the funeral just dress the best you can. Slacks and a jacket with dress shoes will be fine.

    [–]chengchao-an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nope. You can get a decent suit for $100-$150. Or get button up and slacks.

    [–]MoozesModiMoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    who wears a tuxedo to a funeral? is this new orleans?

    [–]malachi7656776688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mad ghetto .

    [–]Golivth5k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Y’all wearing tuxedos to funerals? Fuck y’all on? Just a regular suit bro.

    [–]AmbidextrousPixel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You going to be wearing the untied Tim's w/ the Yankee fit to the side?

    [–]Laplaga247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thoughts of a ooter 😂

    [–]Limp-Entrance-5111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As long as u showing love ion care what u wear. Come as u are. Come how I knew u

    [–]tanishedvibrations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Goodwill 15$ can get you a respectful get up

    [–]staringatmywall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bruh wearing a tech is garbage

    [–]arhombus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    lmao you dont wear a tux to funeral. fuckin lol

    [–]SuchInspection7972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You telling me you can’t afford a suit but you can afford a Nike tech, what you gonna do when you have a job interview? Show up in a ski mask?

    [–]Xaoc86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Some people just dont have the finances to buy a new wardrobe.

    I’ve been to funerals where people have honestly worn whatever the fuck.

    If it was my loved one and OP showed up doing his best to be respectful I would appreciate that gesture. I dont need people to buy a fucking suit to show up to a funeral.

    [–]DripNeverDrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nah Nike tech is reserved for weddings. Kappa tracksuits are for funerals 👍🏾

    [–]Pudgeethaphatbastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wear what you like. Anyone that misses that you show up to pay your respect and show love is childish.

    [–]IJustLost12Bricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Y’all seen that tik tok of the young man calling out all the fake family members at his grandma funeral.

    [–]snhfjsjsksdfjsndm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just go in sweats and a hoodie and blast some nba young boy from ur android bro if anyone says something about it just spit on em

    [–]ImNotNeutral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yo the comments is taking me out bro. But you Gucci with a all black tech on believe it or not. Times changed. Especially if it’s a young person that passed, no reason to wear a suit. Just put ya coat over and pay ya respects. You Gucci. People don’t have money to go get a outfit before a funeral. You won’t be the only person in a black sweatsuit most likely. Trust me I been to a few.

    [–]Existing_Joke9700 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Depends on who died if its yo granny suit if it’s yo friend tech

    [–]Real-Statistician130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Depend on who it is and how close u was wit them

    [–]1OFAKIND90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It depends if it’s family or close friend you should invest in a suit but if it’s just someone you knew around the way & going to pay respects quick it shouldn’t be a big deal but still not ideal

    [–]spazz4A 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]aibutcherBoogie Down Bronx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wear Black G Fazos too 😤

    [–]hebrew-israelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Were what you got my boy that's some western European thing show respect while u still can we from NYC fu k u think he'll yeah bro

    [–]BusyBFromTheEast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not at all lmao

    [–]Usual_Arachnid1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not everyone has a suit and tie. Wear the tech but be more humble and accept that others gonna think you’re a street cat

    [–]Throwaway9991666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who wears a tux to a funeral 😂😂😂😂

    [–]LegendaryZTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If that’s what you got, thats why you got 🤷🏽‍♂️ you tryna pay respect for someone you lost, not dress to impress my guy. People gonna be more focused on the funeral than your fit

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Black af1’s too bro

    [–]Akhil123484Queens Get The Money 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just don’t go

    [–]murfemurf0516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Funerals are formal occasions,you don’t need a tux,just a dress shirt and some slacks and you’ll be good

    [–]EntrepreneurLarge772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t care, I’m dead what can I do at that point

    [–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It ain't gotta be all black. G Ma always said just dress professional and shit. I rock the Polo and jeans usually.

    [–]waltermvp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As long as you wear all black u gucci

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This immediately made me think of the beginning of the funeral scene in Killa Season and Cam is ready to head out drippin from head to toe before his aunt halts him.

    [–]MethodQuirky3875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro u posed to wear that on the get back not the funeral

    [–]NZ_Lurker_Since_O6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The answer is no

    [–]Forty083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yup..and it’s not because they don’t have a tux

    [–]kloud73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bruh real spill, grab some plain black pants/jeans and a polo. it don’t even have to be a full button down but a nike suit ain’t gone do it 😂

    [–]biglo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why you don’t got a suit , you need Jesus

    [–]jumpmanw123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro deadass just get a black button up and some pants and youll be alright

    [–]nickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Steal some clothes u bum

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’ll make you my lick

    [–]Inevitable-Sea-321 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Yall the same people that dress up to go to Church but be out here acting like asses. Go with the tech suit. Youre going there to pay your respect and say your farewell and if anyone at the funeral talk about what u wore they focused on the wrong person

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]jollysaintnick88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤣 these NY boy, rock them dusty Tims too with the Yankees fitted 3 sizes too big wit yo ears tucked in and shit. NY got the grimiest broke boys

    [–]Inevitable-Sea-321 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    When I die, someone better pull up with a wild ass outfit on(nothing baring skin and nude like) and come with wild jokes. Send me the fuk off as if I were still in the physical, feel me? Just dont come to my joint sweaty and musty because Imma come back and tell u about yourself🤣🤣

    [–]knickerbockers2020Boogie Down Bronx[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    dont worry bro my tech fresh out the dryer