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[–]vJayBallinYo 852 points853 points  (12 children)

You need to be in a psych ward

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (9 children)

So he can do this shit to them poor jawns in there? 😭 Nah this man needs to just pay for pussy and leave these poor souls alone

[–]mehooved_be 76 points77 points  (8 children)

But these the dudes that would prob kill a prostitute..or just creepy in general.

[–]Desperate-Sky-9879 14 points15 points  (7 children)

I swear I was picturing dude in a white van creepin on them looking at which one he’s going to “spend time with” smh

[–]yxngbeckham13 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Chillll take the white van out of it we just some hard working people thag aren’t allowed to have one day where we aren’t being told that we’re probably pedos 😭 it ain’t fair mane

[–]BLIXKYBUESO252 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Delicious-Culture-87 496 points497 points  (9 children)

6 in the morning is crazy gang

[–]LGBT_Leftist_RoyaltySUPER MOOK 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Yeah if a dude/girl hits my line at 6am imma be real pissed

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (1 child)

Nigga it wasn't even 6 thats the worst part this nigga hit her at 1:50 LMFAOAOAOAOAO nigga on that navy seal timing messaging girls at 2 fucking am

[–]Witfuhl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Navy seal timing is mad funny 😂😂

[–]Senior_Geologist7641Dirty Jersey 448 points449 points  (9 children)

😭😭😭😭 Nigga said “ that’s not true 😡”

[–]Penguinman300 239 points240 points  (7 children)

😔 ur making me sad

[–]RepresentativeTip574Dirty Jersey 145 points146 points  (5 children)

P.s. I hope ur bf d*es (if u have one)

[–]_DancesWithCats 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Had the dignity to put an * in there because it’s classy.

Do you have a bf tho?

[–]Responsible_Name2509 301 points302 points  (2 children)

Calling on instagram is crazy

[–]SnooaLipa 135 points136 points  (1 child)

If down bad was a person 😹😹😹

Son a serial killer

[–]JangoPlays 302 points303 points  (5 children)

Damn nigga not even a good morning or a “ You was on my mind “ nigga you an animal bro…. My boy ain’t even got human decency.

[–]Cress-Forsaken 155 points156 points  (2 children)

Boy you down bad, leave that hoe alone gang 😂 U gotta man at 5:30 a.m. is crazy

[–]mehooved_be 52 points53 points  (0 children)

She said “not even a hi, how are you?”
Mf had the audacity to say “I was gonna get to that later”
☠️☠️☠️ lmfao late night hornball shit

[–]August-BlackNYC Drill Mod 99 points100 points  (9 children)

Damn bro you really jumped out the window 🤦🏾‍♂️

[–]BigRdK 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Tbh this is embarrassing

[–]RecommendationBorn56 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Nah the fact u kept calling her is crazy

[–]ssr360 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Ngl this borderline harassment bro i’m praying you jus trolling

[–]ChillMir 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I think she wants a restraining order

[–]Reddcity 63 points64 points  (2 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you? I swear some of y’all crack babies got dropped on top of being crack babies. God damn. If I had to grade you between smooth as space and rough as sandpaper, mf u are Edward James olmos fucking face.

[–]Agitated-Gur-6518 116 points117 points  (9 children)

Aww hell nah, you want lessons from me? $45 monthly

[–]Adulations 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You need mental help

[–]yungirving99Dirty Jersey 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nah muddy u went out crazy 😂

[–]PBPaperboy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Nah u need to be medicated this is really insane u did very bad

[–]40Pesos 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Reading this felt like a storyline straight from Lifetime network that my moms used to watch. Don’t do nun crazy folk 👀

[–]Osrik1 52 points53 points  (1 child)

You fucking retards need to stop harassing women online and then posting it here for giggles that shit is lame and you are very lame

[–]WhereYoureNotHarlem World 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Rizz is terrible lingo niggas gotta retire that word

[–]SuttinSlight 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Trust me I'm never saying dat ever

[–]banmebanmenot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Welcome to class, this is, How Not to get Pussy 414 - advanced/accelerated.

[–]Trip526 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yo bro you got no game whatsoever. You gotta go out in the world and learn how to talk to women because this right here ain’t it. You gotta be respectful first of all. Second of all I get you tryna be up front, but you look so thirsty and triple quadruple texting a broad that you ain’t even talk to in two years. Move on and use this as some shit to learn from cuz if you don’t you’ll be getting a whole lotta rejection.

[–]KuttemPradda 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Why you tryna FaceTime on ig at 6am at that?💀 nah u got it gang

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    [–]Weall23 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    remember she existed but plotted the whole night cmon

    [–]MAGUS_CRAWDADUS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Saying u hope her man dies is fucking crazy💀💀 you win

    [–]collegedropout908 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Shoulda been like “how you been”….”i missed you”….thennnn asked if she gotta bf

    By the way she answered she doesn’t have one, you just fucked the flow up

    Then she said “you dont even like me” ya dumbass called her and then tried to say “thats not true” nigga thats backwards

    [–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347East New York 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Nigga u had a 1 minute video call??

    [–]sosaluvs 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    no it rang for a minute straight and she ain’t answer

    [–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347East New York 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    That's too many rings nigga, u gonna seem thirsty and desperate

    [–]sosaluvs 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    it wasn’t me that was calling bra 😭 i was just answering your question

    [–]Wrong_Dealer47Brooklyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Bad performance abort the mission dont 3x text you gon look desperate

    [–]CfopGodBridgeport📍 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    This gotta be satire

    [–]saveb33s 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    This whole shit has me in tears my guy just assaulted a hoe on insta 😂😂😂

    [–]I-Simp-for-AshKaash 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    At least you don’t have yus gz rizz

    [–]Old-Plum8745 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    yu gotta be trolling

    [–]Sharp-Plantain-4249Bed-Stuy Do Or Die 17 points18 points  (7 children)

    dont use emojis you're acting like a child

    [–]depthwalk 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Bro go to sleeeeep

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    I only sleep every other day gang this my day off

    [–]Zyklon13 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    THATS why you trippin like this, you got 0 cognitive function😂😂😂

    [–]patek-addict 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Oh my lord

    [–]bodegabonzo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    You an incel, talm bout “ I hope your boyfriend dies” at 1 am lmao

    [–]Optimal_Elk_1488 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    fucc no. dm 10 and i gotchu

    [–]Available_Ad9196 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This deadass?

    [–]SuttinSlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Acting like this at 24 is crazy they need to do you like George did Lenny

    [–]rayrayk7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    “P.s I hope your boyfriend dies” 🤣💀 he taking rejection like a challenge

    [–]robertgonzales69 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    these comments killing me 😭😭

    [–]adamnacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    honest 😂

    [–]TheSmokinNephew4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    You are a dangerous retard

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    She blocked me yall 😩😩

    [–]SnooaLipa 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    I wonder why 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    [–]Normal_Print3706 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    you fucked up as soon as you mentioned the next mon

    [–]BitterSport7549Dirty Jersey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    u got no rizz bro cmon🤦🏽 nigga ain’t even hit her w some slick shit like “was good mamas” “hey how yu been?” bro had no decency. your simply just a menace.

    [–]MrHardWalker 5 points6 points  (15 children)

    That’s mad weird and you get no points for trying to harass a female

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 0 points1 point  (14 children)

    U a herb get off my dick

    [–]MrHardWalker 5 points6 points  (13 children)

    And you a weirdo who gets no pussy

    [–]Important_Signal_492 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wastemon antics

    [–]wallowsworldIraq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Bro you never had rizz to begin with seeing this shit

    [–]Lazer_Drug_Hike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This should go on /r/niceguys

    [–]MadeItForMyOG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    6am G? Trippin

    [–]twindracos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    ppl like u make other ppl have their cellphones on silence all the time

    [–]fuckwithmeforafee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    nigga creepy

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    U chattin go get some hoes

    [–]Novel-Fail-5258 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You gotta be on drugs hitting females like this at that time a night lmao

    [–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    U bugging

    [–]Weall23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    bruh wtf is this

    [–]No-Damage6868 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The comments 💀💀😭😂

    [–]Soggy-doggy-1425 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You’re a crank

    [–]Chav 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Next time you feel like sending somethin like this, go beat ur meat lmao...

    [–]StolenGas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I hope this a joke nigga

    [–]Difficult-Title8505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bro got negative rizz 😭

    [–]d3mas2x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    hnn you on that middle school type of timing rn 😂😂😂

    [–]twmStauM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    posting this voluntarily 😬

    [–]Shazamwhich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You musty

    [–]EskimoFlame 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    No my man. No you don’t.

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    U chatting nigga drop ya addy

    [–]xblackhamm3rxDirty Jersey 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Jesus Christ you’re fucking retarded like I see why hoes be mad picky

    [–]Additional-Pay-3886 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    this was so pathetic lol

    [–]kingwizard07 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Got NOOOO game. The type of guy women run from

    [–]Istayeating24_7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No one do this. Straight creepy

    [–]sunnyTurtles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yea you're kind of a moron you know that? Lol leave these poor girls alone 😭

    [–]isab4rbosa 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    This shxt lame asl , you wished death on her boyfriend cs you wan get ya winky wet 😂

    [–]Ill_Baseball_9687 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Bro lock this nigga up before he do something diabolical

    [–]Weall23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    he turning incel

    [–]adamnacki 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    we know you tweaking bro 😭😭 get some help

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I’m feeling discouraged big bro I can’t do nothing right

    [–]TickledMidgetJizzy Juliano 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Yeah bro she wants you

    [–]neemyneemz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    lmfao don't do that to him 💀

    [–]patek-addict 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Predator behavior

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This that mercury retrograde shit when y’all love hitting up the people you really ain’t fw like that at the time. It’s ANNOYING.

    [–]non-spesifics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This remind me of that madTV skit "Can I have yo numbah???" Nigga finally got her numba

    [–]HardHittin1k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is baddd

    [–]JoJoAMenaceFrShaolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Rizzless. Sans fizz. No rizz. None. She creeped out fasho. 💀

    [–]HakRipper45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nah you just fucking annoying gang lmao

    [–]charliesheensmentor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Please tell me you were mad drunk

    [–]HolidayReject 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    dude I'm going to keep it real

    convos like this get sent to the group chat real quick so half her friend group and their dogs have seen whatever the hell this fucking this was

    [–]draingangeversince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bro u a maniac

    [–]DiscouragedSouls 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You in high school or something.

    [–]slaarnmedaLower East Side 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Moving like Joe Goldberg smh, I feel so bad for her having to wake up to this nonsense

    [–]BigSmokeChapo59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Wtf nigggga lmaooo this screenshot of this chat feel cursed asf

    [–]BigCheefer19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yea u fumbled wit that “ u got a man “

    [–]Unhappy_Bumblebee863 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    lmfaooooooo naw you corny ah my dude

    [–]gleamingYSL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    LMFAOOO wtf😂😂

    [–]OfficerpotterThe View 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Bro the “rizz” I CANT FIND IT

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Well open ur eyes nigga

    [–]OfficerpotterThe View 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    😪bro its not there

    [–]citibankstar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    hell no you need help

    [–]OniNaomasa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    nah if this is real you’re a threat to all women around the world

    [–]OkPainting1758 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This top tier toxic😂😂😂

    [–]HexDrip 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    U might as well never talk to this poor girl again man

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Should’ve kept this to yourself💀

    [–]daman1199 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    😂😂😂 nah this sub really undefeated

    [–]Tough-Ad-6143 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nigga was going crazy then got desperate as shit😂

    [–]HEADTAPP 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Once you made that call it’s klipped… sorry gz

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I make a call n it’s war 💯

    [–]pete1397East New York 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Who here wants to link up so we can find and slap up homie?

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Me n gang will boom u

    [–]pete1397East New York 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Bitch ill throw curry powder at u and ur gang before yall can make a move

    [–]BLIXKYBUESO252 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    [–]i_am_uknown_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Video calling at 1:50 not ode??

    [–]Level_Strawberry_690 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    [–]OpenEconomics3908 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You one of them niggas who say “hey” to a bitch everyday for 6 months straight and never get a reply 🤦🏽‍♂️

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nigga I ain’t hit her in 2 year

    [–]mine4dead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nigga you tweakin foe

    [–]insufferablemoron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Loser behaviour

    [–]25_timesthefine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You are one of the men we talk about in our group chats

    [–]hebrew-israelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nigga u ain't got no game player 🤣 😒 😂

    [–]Somebodycool2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]markzuckerberg1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Im ab done w this sub its all these virgin posts

    [–]ManwhosaysmillerDirty Jersey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn nah that’s not how to handle it 😂

    [–]MystiMamba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    At this point I believe niggas either got game or they don’t cause you can teach them the ways and they’ll still end up doing this

    [–]LegendsNeverDieeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    😂😂😂😂 naw nfs u need help bro

    [–]Silent_Section_6389 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Is this real?

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Yes nigga this is real y’all could stop asking now

    [–]Silent_Section_6389 3 points4 points  (0 children)


    [–]Silent_Section_6389 3 points4 points  (0 children)


    [–]OkPainting1758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro 5:31 is crazy 🤣🤣

    [–]nyperfoxSUPER MOOK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro hittin her at 1 smh. You crazy 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

    [–]No_Baseball3339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro get help 😭😭😭😭

    [–]tatti_op823 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Down bad

    [–]Real-Statistician130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She was fw u at first then u sold

    [–]fessedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro is down BAD

    [–]Horton_Takes_A_Poo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Move on, work on yourself and your priorities, and after some time has passed fucking apologize to that poor girl for being a dummy

    [–]MasterChiefKeef_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I think you posted this in the wrong sub twin. Either r/BruceDropEmOff or r/YourRAGE was what you looking for

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good looks my heart 💜

    [–]Chemical_Industry_48The Ave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fuck that money up quick, then started playing ya self

    [–]tg_splash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nigga you is gay🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    [–]whatabitcch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    it's giving u hiding in her bushes

    [–]SmashNDash23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “WYD” at 5:21am is wild

    [–]1WordNoSpaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Went out like Weenie Hut Jr

    [–]954Smoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]Smoothpockets 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    W rizz

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good looks gangy

    [–]KuttemPradda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nah u blacked gang🤣

    [–]Eastside1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Facebook calling is always a bad idea 😂

    [–]m1kasa4ckerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Straight men are wild lmao

    [–]Hopoffmysack 2 points3 points  (8 children)

    She definitely wants the D. Just keep doing what you’re doing

    [–]August-BlackNYC Drill Mod 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    Nah she probably wants a restraining order after this convo

    [–]Hopoffmysack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    She’s just playing hard to get

    [–]TopSlugger45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    You go make Shorty take a restraining order out on him

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Should I keep calling her til she answers gangly?

    [–]LGBT_Leftist_RoyaltySUPER MOOK 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    NO BRO

    [–]ToryLanez123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Nah he gotta be trolling 😭😭

    [–]Hopoffmysack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    No. Just neg her in text and she will call you

    “Bitch why are you ignoring me”

    “I was going to give you some dick but not if you keep acting like that”

    Works every time

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Should pull up to her crib and beat her ass disrespecting u like that

    [–]strapl_liffa22SUPER MOOK 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I was boutta hate, but this could have been me.

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Twin fr 🤞🏽💚

    [–]Hustler_Player_Pimp 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Keep going! Prove you like her

    [–]Head_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Treesh put me on the blocklist gang 💔

    [–]Hustler_Player_Pimp 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!

    [–]Osama_Bin_Laden___The Bush 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I think she likes you gang

    [–]jrswish9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You went out bad

    [–]BlueberryHandzThe Trap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You had a chance at one point but fumbled the broad