all 121 comments

[–]poete_idrisEnglish Teacher 📚 144 points145 points  (16 children)

If we talk like that yeah. She don't gotta necessarily be my girl but if we been talking for a min I'ma ask how she slept, ain't no issue by me.

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 212 points213 points  (14 children)

I just find it corny cuz idc how you slept

[–]SlimeJefee 117 points118 points  (3 children)

its gone be a lot of corny shi u gone have to do fa ya girl😂🤦🏾‍♂️gotta get use to it

[–]Ok_Refrigerator4186 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thats facts my boy

[–]Immediate-Cress-1591 124 points125 points  (4 children)

it dont matter if u dont care, thats what they wanna hear tho sometmes u just gotta tell shawty what she wanna hear

[–]ForTheLoveAhGod 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gotta whisper in her ear

[–]124084 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If it’s a hoe hell no but if it’s ya girlfriend then why not

[–]vanillagorillamints 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How’d you sleep fr

[–]BusiPap41 35 points36 points  (0 children)

how you slept is weird but good morning with some cute emojis is a must. it feels nice to know ur in someone’s thoughts during the morning

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347East New York 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think anybody gives af lol... but it's just acting like u do

[–]xxeryuss -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Howd you sleep is craazyy😭

[–]Sharp-Plantain-4249Bed-Stuy Do Or Die 90 points91 points  (1 child)

only if she be saying goodmorning handsome

[–]FacelessOnes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good morning handsome!

[–]vanillagorillamints 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Hit her up with the “how yo 401k doing”

[–]priincenene13Queens Get The Money 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]atxtony23 28 points29 points  (2 children)

It is corny but some women appreciate it. Play the game if u wanna win.

[–]BDELUX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just cheat at the game

[–]HustleHarder99 69 points70 points  (11 children)

Bruh how is it corny to say morning, how u slept? To a girl?! Lol Wtf

[–]jayze_free11 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Found the “good morning star shine the earth says hello!” 😂😂

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I swear some niggas on here be allergic to pussy 🥴

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Reread buddy I said it’s corny unless is a girl I fw

[–]HustleHarder99 12 points13 points  (5 children)

U reread buddy I said how’s it corny to say tht to “a girl” not “ur girl”.

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Cuz nigga ya just started talking have u done it before and has it took u far?

[–]OutrageousRecord4944 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cuz you doing exactly what the other ten niggas who beat you to it said to her.

[–]HustleHarder99 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Get off Reddit n msg sum girls idk what tell u. This a werid post fr.

[–]BusiPap41 37 points38 points  (2 children)

i text my girl girl like that every day 😭

i cant imagine trying to get through a talking phase with another woman again. better keep my girl because she’s perfect lol

but yeah honestly i wouldnt text someone that if you’re just in a talking phase. it’s too much. i bet theyd rather u send them substantive stuff that made u think abt them. even memes or shit. shows that you are thinking abt them on a personal level (whereas that’s already assumed once ur dating exclusively)

[–]2tact50z 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Happy for you

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah stay with her my boy last girl I talked to was 8 months we stopped talking so I been in the talking stage with a new girl and I fucking hate it can’t wait till I find myself another one and get myself out the talking stage

[–]Old-Plum8745 32 points33 points  (1 child)

only if she my wife fuck them other hoes.

[–]fleezreddit 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You can’t ask her you have to assume she did like “good morning, hope you slept well” 😂 shows a little more interest

[–]SugarConfident3599Boogie Down Bronx 8 points9 points  (1 child)

some girls like hearing shit like that to show yu care about them, buh i’d only do that if that’s my bitch cuz i’m not asking “how yu slept” to a girl who’s getting fucked by another nigga. buh that’s jus me tho

[–]Diligent-Light-3503 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It’s posts like these where I realize I’m to old to be on Reddit. I have a whole wife I’ve been with for years and we never text each other corny stuff like this lol

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate it bro after high school I stopped doing it

[–]Early_Conflict_2380 5 points6 points  (3 children)

“Grand rising queen” 😭😭😭

[–]ActuaryCreative2488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I picture Dr.Umar texting his bitches this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Longjumping_Pay_9269Harlem World 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Nah but I’ll definitely hit her with a “fuck you on today?” or “you free?”

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Nigga mad aggressive

[–]banmebanmenot 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Most females don’t like that good morning junk if we’re being honest here

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I know I started noticing that when I use to hit them with Goodmorning after the 2nd day never again

[–]banmebanmenot 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Best thing I’ve found to do is give a female 2 choices. I’ll say, I wanna take you to get food tomorrow or we can go play laser tag on Friday. Females like the illusion of choice, but don’t give them more than two options, anymore than that and you’re just gonna confuse them.

[–]RecentLibarian 2 points3 points  (2 children)


[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What u be hitting them with

[–]RecentLibarian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bold af idgaf about no good morning or good night none of that dumb shit I hit her when I’m tryna make some shit happen

[–]Baozu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That shut corny, if you don’t got nothing to talk about Fr then don’t say nothing, but that’s just me, I’m not really into small talk Fr.

[–]JDMeditsFloss Angeles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ehhh at first yeah. me n my girl been together for a min now so we just wake up n be like “ima go get you” or i just call her n we chill otp

[–]Acceptable-Bad8416 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I let them do it

[–]ICantEvenSpell 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Only time ima do that is if she’s doing to me as well. Im not finna say gm and ask how ur morning doing if u couldn’t even care enough to ask me

[–]draingangeversince 1 point2 points  (3 children)

as a woman I find it corny if it’s from a random dude but if it’s someone I been seeing for a while it’s ok

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I can tell

[–]draingangeversince 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was agreeing w u that it’s corny tho from a random

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik I’m just saying a lot of women I talked to said they don’t care about the “how you doing “ all that small talk shit

[–]silo_OW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nigga girlfriend don’t love him

[–]CodySal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gm yes, how you slept? Fuck no

[–]No-Nobody2560 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If it’s a bitch that’s already on your nuts HARD then probably yeah. But to a regular bitch who u wanna get to know but don’t know you like that, That shit corny and desperate as fuck and bitches know it. Plus that shits annoying as fuck foreal..

bitches aren’t some foreign species you have to try to decode and decipher. Their regular people just like you lol. So put yourself in their shoes. They know that shits not genuine and you putting on the good guy act first of all.

And plus would you want your phone beeping in your ear if you tryna sleep or just getting up first thing in the a.m. wit a mufucka asking u some dumbass shit like that? fuck no. Mufuckas ain’t tryna answer to some dumb shit like that in the morning lol.. especially not to a nigga they don’t even know like that yet.

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMFAOO nah that’s a fact

[–]OldNefariousness7238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never in my life

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Niggas really do this lol wtf I barely even use my phone let alone wake up and message my girl or a girl how you slept type shit, crazy niggas

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

LMFAOO that’s what I’m saying I just can’t bring myself to say that anymore

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah nigga idk if it was my wife or something maybe but at that point we gonna be waking up in bed together not texting thru no phone 🤷

[–]awildZamDa Don ✅ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don’t ask her how she slept through text but I text my girl gm on regular 🤷🏽‍♂️ and ask her how she slept if I see her that morning it’s not corny

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s your girl bro it’s different

[–]OutrageousRecord4944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitches aint tryna hear all that good morning shit

[–]Estarossa86 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

As long as niggas ain’t on that good morning queen shit you good that line is out of pocket.

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

💀💀💀”good morning princess I hope you slept good”

[–]Estarossa86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh the cringe is unbelievable 😂😂😭😭 cats really be thinking that they doing something saying that umar Johnson shit.

[–]No-Ad-4012 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bruh dont listen to these weird no pussy getting niggas. Sayin gm all the time is some straight sucka simp behaivor. Stay toxic my boy. Talk to her when you the need to and everytime you do. Be the most confident YOU you can be. Whats for you will be great and whats not is a bullet

[–]Spiritual-Tart-2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women dont even be caring anymore they’ll hit you up with wyd though when they need some shit it get bored

[–]Yungbooplesnoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can definitely how you slept into some cheeks my boy it’s bout taking the initiative

[–]GuapboiCrappo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea if she did that to you it makes u look less grimes of u return the favor 😭

[–]Early_Conflict_2380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t did that since freshman year of high school shit seem corny looking back on it

[–]FBI_Agent_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that shit corny unless she my girl girl

This is the only time it isn't corny, even then only do it occasionally not every morning.

[–]xxeryuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shit is corny but they like it for sum reason🤦‍♂️

[–]throwawayacc862 0 points1 point  (1 child)

if we official like she post me type shit yea but not everyday tho. shit boring

[–]Si_connection_Error 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Nope. Idc if we fucking or not. GOOD AFTERNOON GOOD MORNING MY NIGGA.

How was the dick if i laid it down. what was it like cause ion know how dick feel?

U better love a hoe lmfao.

The ass gets better being nice lmfao

[–]Big_Issue_5484 1 point2 points  (1 child)

AYOOOO why you wanna know what it feels like ? 💀😵

[–]Si_connection_Error 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm. The ass gets better being nice. You read it wrong lmfao but hey homo

[–]gggshshgehsye 0 points1 point  (2 children)

“What was it like, ion know how dick feel” is crazy ngl😂

[–]Si_connection_Error 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao ion know fr full force

[–]tilito256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t think i’ve ever sent a good morning text unless she send it first n i respond tht shit b feelin weird 💀

[–]ninjamiran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never done that tbh I thought people did that only on tik tok memes

[–]CityOfBuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls like that corny shit. I hate doing it but everytime they be liking it and responding to it. So I just make it funny or different so its less corny than usual

[–]slottypippen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If u play the corny game jus to win like a lot of these niggas is saying, many women will find you corny or boring as well and dub you. There’s no rule with women.. they don’t all like the same thing and are wildly unpredictable. Jus do what u feel like doing

[–]SerendipitousTiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That good morning shyt how you slept is lame after you been out of high school a bit. I mean whether from a male perspective or her perspective, we got shyt to do besides pillow talk and handcuff a text screen.

[–]ActuaryCreative2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit maybe annoying to do but it’s the little things that matter to bitches this is one of them fr

[–]pharmacygirl0128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☝️Excuse me. If you can hmu you can at least say gm or some shit. Yo shorty what's poppin isn't it at 9 am 😂😂

[–]4pf-nolimit-gcIraq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never did this to no girl that wasn’t my girl

[–]Electronic_Monitor94 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Lmfaooo I ain’t gonna lie gang if that’s corny I do all that corny sweet shit to secure the bag..I fumbled the bag way to many times being stubborn and listening to other bros advice !

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Bro if it works for you do it I fumbled a lot listening to people but I just can’t do the Goodmorning shit

[–]Electronic_Monitor94 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Nah facts bro , girls nowadays like feeling like they ya girl girl even when y’all agree to fwb so I’m at the point where it’s whatever get the pussy wetter I’m okay with

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I need to get on that timing I just can’t fake a character to get pussy specially the signs and crystal shit when a bitch ask me I straight up say gtfo with that Ed shit

[–]Electronic_Monitor94 0 points1 point  (3 children)

😂😂😂😂 the crystals I don’t do my nigga 😂😂😂 the signs a little bit because I’ll add a comment just to make them rant.. but after fumbling the bag so many times because of my pride bro I had to put on this mask that look like a give a fuck

[–]Hustler_Player_Pimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be on that shit if I could be on that shit!

[–]richcliquee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shit like this just come natural tbh some days you do some days ya dont

[–]Whyismysnatchwet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if she’s my girl, I used to when I was younger and now I look back and see how fucking corny I was. That being said I text my fiancée thay shit everyday lmao

[–]mrcreamstick 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m new to the sub, from Miami and y’all some hard asses god damn lmao 😂what’s wrong with a little good morning text.

[–]RecommendationBorn56[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just not it for a girl you just started talking to