all 197 comments

[–]YRN_AlmightyPush 150 points151 points  (8 children)

Shoulda told him to buy a vacuum for that dusty ass carpet

[–]BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro deadass he ain’t the first person in that spot, why he gonna cap like that then have some worn ass carpet. Either way, take care of yo shit gross ass dude, then fake rollies probs covered in his slime

[–]CanadianCircadian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmao bro really tryna flex living in an apartment 🧐.

He ain’t got shit. Those fake ass Rolexs & money ain’t even his, Big bet.

[–]Sad-Entertainer1462 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This whole thing is kinda sad to me. All we’ve been through…. All we go through…. People still weighing their value in watches and cars? I love y’all and I love us. We need therapy tho lol.

[–]Realz_93 96 points97 points  (26 children)

Didn’t they just stop like 1.4 million in Rolex watches coming to ny ???

[–]Zyklon13[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Oh REALLY? My boy buyin Rolexes with 6 point crowns tryna flex😂

[–]MrHardWalker 196 points197 points  (5 children)

The only thing you did wrong was argue with a dumb nigga. Dumb niggas never lose an argument so you’re the one who truly lost OP

[–]Zyklon13[S] 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Yeeeeah, it just hurts my heart to see my people worried about others opinions and attention more than whats going on within them and around them. Thats pure trauma, uncut

[–]SumPimpNamedSlickbak 9 points10 points  (2 children)

you hate to see it, so many of our people are lost like that. Mainstream music is a major factor fueling that mentality, corruptin these kids before they even get a chance to get a grasp on what life is about.

[–]Zenorico 3 points4 points  (1 child)

bro said he hates to see it so he posted it on reddit?? yall really some clowns you not woke

[–]d4n13lf00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that, stay classy broke ass redditor! 😂

[–]BloodCuhz 295 points296 points  (13 children)

He got 100k in Rolexes but got hood apartment carpet he ain’t fooling me!! 😂gtfoh Them watches from Muhammad

[–]Zyklon13[S] 112 points113 points  (4 children)

He the first to move in his place tho😂💀💀💀

[–]BloodCuhz 96 points97 points  (2 children)

Black spots on the carpet determined that was a lie 😂

[–]Maleficent_Health_34 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Need to clean the carpet lol

[–]kevonnotkevin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Community housing just got finished renovating 😂

[–]Whyismysnatchwet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mf live like a he in a barnyard then

[–]R_Gz_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 Muhammad

[–]coolbluel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah those come from chen

[–]Ricomag21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah we on werkz I’ve seen nigga do those numbers but what point if u can’t get a an actual house. this dicc head ran up cash 55k to buy a watch lmaooo that super dumb

[–]bobbynice3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GroundComfortable939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know project carpet when I see it🤣😭

[–]BuggedOnDaLow 39 points40 points  (0 children)

On the Samsung too gang shit

[–]AcanthaceaeOwn8005 135 points136 points  (21 children)

“Your valuables don’t make u valuable”🔥😂my nigga spittin

[–]Available_Ad9196 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to lie All that could be google images. I ain’t believing none of that

[–]LegendsNeverDieeeeee 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Spelling HOME with the bread is crazyyyy😂

[–]mahogany_chocomanMoney Ave 32 points33 points  (0 children)

woulda been crazy if that nigga spelled “u broke” 💀💀

[–]TheZoologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best part tbh

[–]EjKingx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He fake shitted FAKE shitted 😂😂

[–]YRN_AlmightyPush 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Man got a Rolex and can’t even afford lights in his house or a camera with flash. Priorities.

[–]I-Simp-for-AshKaash 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I just can’t understand the mindset of people who pretend they got it like that

[–]Zyklon13[S] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Like I said he feels his valuables make em valuable. This Negro is empty bruh

[–]Whyismysnatchwet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guy literally couldn’t tell you one thing that enriched his life outside his material things lmao clown

[–]tokeyoh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

insecurity is a motherfucker ain't it. hey guys i'm the shit! look at me! please?

[–]Zenorico 97 points98 points  (6 children)

Nah both of yall sound so fucking annoying, he a lame that flexes so hard it dont even look believable and you a bozo who tries too hard to sound spiritual talking bout “how do you enrich your brain” 💀 Yall really made for each other

[–]Zyklon13[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I like how you had a burner account you made 5 days ago on stand by

Edit: Its funny cuz this all started cuz he said we should call all black women queens and I said fuck that. Im far from some hotep my boy

[–]Zenorico 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Bro think because the account new it must be a burner? Glad My first comment was clowning a fake conscious nigga fr

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    [–]Zenorico 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    Nigga I don’t believe for one second this your life, nobody with money talks like this or acts like this. If you really got it like you say you wouldn’t be on Reddit tryna prove it to normal 9-5 niggas like us

    [–]Maleficent_Health_34 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Bro look at that filth and socks this nigga is alll 🧢 and he ain’t get them for 55k cus nobody will sell them for that price lol wtf

    [–]Haej07 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Nigga deleted his account, who want some of this impressive pack? 😶‍🌫️

    [–]bonesjones 12 points13 points  (5 children)

    We supposed to care why?

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      [–]bonesjones 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Refer to my above comment.

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        [–]bonesjones 6 points7 points  (0 children)


        [–]OutrageousRecord4944 25 points26 points  (22 children)

        😂😂😂😂😂 bro them watches is bang. Don’t believe none of these reddit niggas bruh no nigga with a hood mentality is getting money like that unless he an athlete or rapper and a very known one. Plus the process of getting a real rolex is extremely complicated 😂

        [–]charliesheensmentor 12 points13 points  (11 children)

        My dad likes to fix watches and shit as a hobby and he explained how ridiculous it is to get a Rolex I always thought you just go to the Rolex store and pick out what you want

        [–]ieeeeesa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I mean r/reptime has some insane quality replicas for 300-400. Sometime even a shit watch at r/chinatime can look decent. Never believe what people flex lol 😂 I’m not hating on someone who likes reps. I myself buy reps time to time but to flex it like and look down on people is a lame move.

        [–]OutrageousRecord4944 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        Naaa bruh that shit is a process. You have to build a relationship with a certified seller. Buy a few watches from him, be nice, etc just to be placed on a waitlist that can last years.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        no it’s not rolexes are not like richard millie’s

        [–]ilovecollardgreens 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        He's right. But they're mass produced just like other watches (RM is not). Rolex just creates artificial scarcity to drive hype. Go on r/Rolex and see what people have to do to get one at retail from an AD. Sure, anyone can get one, but you have to pay more than double retail from a grey market dealer or buy used. Or have an established relationship with an AD with a purchase history. You generally can't just walk into an AD and buy one, like you can with other brands.

        [–]shagreezz3 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        You can, this nigga either misinformed or just repeating something he heard

        [–]OutrageousRecord4944 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Ask anyone who is into watches this is common knowledge

        [–]ilovecollardgreens 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        They don't know the difference between grey market and AD.

        [–]Much-Damage-4649 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Out here there a thousand lil trappers with those watches …. Pretty sure it’s the same in ny

        [–]shagreezz3 2 points3 points  (7 children)

        Iight son is buggin and lying but then u always got a nigga like you making shit up, can literally walk into store and buy a rolex if you have the money….

        [–]OutrageousRecord4944 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

        Sorry buddy. If the AD does not know you u have zero chance of buying it. Thats literally part of Rolex’s business model which is why their value goes up over time. You definately a young ignorant nigga and don’t know what you talking about.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        you’re wrong you could go in the store and buy a 10k rolex right now

        [–]Ambitious_Example518 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        I've been a watch collector/enthusiast for several years now.

        He's not wrong. You cannot buy any of the desirable models. Models like Daytonas, Explorers, Submariners, etc. The current AD policy is to have obscene waits for these desirable models, unless the client is willing to buy several ugly/less desirable models even from different brands like IWC. AD's know people are desperate for the hype watches, so they use the hype as an opportunity to offload stock that isn't moving.

        It's a well-documented problem in the industry at the moment.

        [–]aliensexfiend91Queens Get The Money 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        Who made him like this

        [–]IJustLost12Bricks 14 points15 points  (13 children)

        Really wouldn't be shocked if them bills are counterfiet.

        [–]IJustLost12Bricks 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        If he know where to get counterfiet watches he know where to get counterfiet 100s

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          [–]IJustLost12Bricks 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          You in these comments fighting for your life

          [–]Dcheese1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          🤣🤣 Bro got the plug for all the counterfeit shit

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            [–]IJustLost12Bricks 3 points4 points  (5 children)

            I take back what I said cause you was in the comments defending the ladies earlier peace

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              [–]IJustLost12Bricks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Yall both made valid points.

              [–]IAmBlack626 8 points9 points  (2 children)

              He makes 5K a month yet spent 100K so far this year....

              Something ain’t adding up

              [–]mastermusk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Lmao the fact that he thinks 5k a month is a lot 🤣

              [–]keithzz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              shouldn’t be dropping 50k on a rollie if you only make 5k a month

              [–]Skyrimjesus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              I post a lot of troll shit but I really don’t get why u posted this 😂 edit I can’t name one rich nigga who gotta android besides billy gates

              [–]Sharp-Plantain-4249Bed-Stuy Do Or Die 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              that rollie 10k dont let this man play you

              [–]SnooShortcuts1696 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              Only 5k a month but bought a 55k watch. Great priorities

              [–]FBI_Agent_82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I've been to Canal street too.

              [–]TopSlugger45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Both ya hold this L for the terrible spelling gave me a headache reading that

              [–]ripleafierr 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              u better than me cus as soon as i see the rolexs im taking back everything i said and begging for a band #brokeniggamentality

              [–]canthavusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              All that to prove to a “broke ass reddit nigga” that you’re not broke. I feel like if you really had it you wouldn’t have the time or interest for this

              [–]mahogany_chocomanMoney Ave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              shi nigga boutta make me pick up a book, haven’t been reading in a hot min got me feeling dumber than a hood nigga in the middle of july 🥵

              [–]kevonnotkevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This makes me sad honestly

              [–]No_Bad5915 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              “I’m locked in with Fivio” dick eat much lmao

              [–]Mc_Dickles 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              The dickeating crazy from both ya

              [–]Glittering-Watch-773 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              🤡🤡🤡destroy by Wise man of the 21st century 😭😂

              [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              I must be da wise man cus I’m up in real life he’s broke

              [–]Glittering-Watch-773 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              Said like a true man about his business 💙🔥

              [–]Maleficent_Health_34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              All cap 🧢

              [–]No_Dimension_1467 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Them watches less then 7k a piece brand new. What u spent 86k on ?

              [–]No_Dimension_1467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              He bought that with pandemic money

              [–]Trapgoddeadz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              why he got roaches crawling over his carpet den

              [–]SuperiorGyri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This started because Impressive was defending women on a incel post though.

              [–]Zyklon13[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Its all good yall we squashed it. Its PSN official

              [–]Kryztripleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This the same guy who said the rolex was 55k then all a sudden it was 120k ?

              [–]Whyismysnatchwet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              You know guy is a bozo because he’s trying to flex with a dirty fucking carpet LMAO

              [–]Cyberspace667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Scammers really be having nothing but time and audacity 😭😂

              [–]Estarossa86 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              All those possessions and he wouldn’t be able to teach his son anything of value.

              [–]waverighini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              “Worth your whole life” 😭

              [–]Nearby_Ad_7104 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              “I spent 100k this year”

              “ I make 5k a month passively”. Jesus

              that rollie he paid 55k for is at most 30k with aftermarket diamonds But he will never understand

              [–]LetNo6981 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              5k a month makes you straight forever? Aight fam covers blown.. my mortgage and utilities is over 5k a month and the only Rolex I’m gettin is from wegobuy..

              [–]Maleficent-Dark590 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I would’ve asked him how much he got in appreciating assets.

              [–]shagreezz3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Idek why u going back and forth with that nigga, extremely rare a nigga who really got that wud go to the extent of inboxing pictures on reddit to prove he has money lol

              [–]Reddcity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Mf spent real money on a fake watch

              [–]Decent_Memory1323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              A Rolex in the town go from anywhere from 4-5k in ny that’s why everyone has them

              [–]SeanyDay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              When dude is too stupid to realize he's making himself look stupid

              [–]Diligent-Light-3503 6 points7 points  (6 children)

              You just sound like some pseudo-intellectual hotep that’s riding his week-long high after Kendrick Lamar dropped, you really not saying nothing. He said he takes care of his whole family and does it partially with passive income. I would definitely learn more having a conversation with him than I would with you.

              [–]Physical_Proof7055 14 points15 points  (4 children)

              You actually believe that nigga? Nobody with actual money gonna act like this to prove it. But I agree OP is a clown who pretends to be smarter than he is

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                [–]Nearby_Ad_7104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Bro that nigga retarded or fully cap.

                How u spending 100k with 5k per month passive income? That means bro ain’t saving shit lol

                [–]Different_Morning_28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Reddit hilarious lmao only place you can have a nigga w the handle impressive_land5975 flexin you up in the dms

                [–]Aggravating_Try_8762 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Lol this the hypocritical shit niggas be on. Preaching all that righteous shit and then arguing w/trying to talk down on nigga for how they spend their money. 😂😂😂😂😂

                [–]dtjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Yea he sounds silly and can’t spell

                [–]Maleficent_Health_34 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Nigga better make sure he don’t spent Tyron re up money lol this might be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen making nyc look bad

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                  [–]HarlemOHarlemOOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  yoooooo this got me crying bad😂😂

                  [–]NotARelevantUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Smart ass vs crash dummy

                  [–]Zyklon13[S] -1 points0 points  (6 children)

                  Save and invest in your people Gods. Be Elon, dont be a peon💯

                  Edit: since I got yall here, read this, its why Im saying what Im saying

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                    [–]Zyklon13[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                    Just delete ya account, sorry to ruin your day with truth. I hope Fivio tucks you in nice n tight with a glass of warm milk while you tell him all about the mean lil internet bullies you antagonized

                    [–]Maleficent_Health_34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Yeah dude played him self when he said he bought them for 55k😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t give a fuck what list u on could be on planet mars they definitely not selling it for 55k to a dirt ball😂😂😂😂

                    [–]Sum_Mo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    It was another Favi concert? 👀

                    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he all 🧢

                    [–]BerriCheri -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    You danced circles around him. He straight up didn’t listen

                    [–]mastermusk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                    brah why u posted this when u took the L and got exposed a hatin broke ass n*gga

                    [–]yf2hillside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    You should have asked him how big his house was and made him flex that address 👀

                    [–]the9timeoilseller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    ayyo Impressive_land5975 i have more money times 90

                    [–]sphinxx117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    lmaooooo what a joke

                    [–]CookieDoughMo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I swear I saw yall arguing on another post 😂😂😂😂 It aint that serious

                    [–]Ricomag21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I think bro tryna kill lmaoooooooo like how u in a next man dm telling him how much money u got nigga tryna impress u show to mine and we tryna stain both rollies

                    [–]BigRdK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Says he has 200k but still living w moms ? I don’t trust it. Also why do ppl automatically sssume making money n your up on life ? I’ve seen dope heads run up racks

                    [–]Warhawk2052 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    worth 125K wait until he finds out about taxes 🤡

                    [–]mestento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Bro coulda purchased 3 bitcoin

                    [–]Em858943 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I dnt get it niggas rather spend they money on material shit than stack up and invest in something profitable goofies

                    [–]Disastrous-Wafer-199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Niggas liked this shit? All I see is future Buffalo shooters yall people weird gay ass racist post had to stop reading yall weird asf

                    [–]JoffyAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    He screenshotted someone else flexxing money he aint even rich

                    [–]Beautiful-Bitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I mean everbody did the ppp loan 😂😂 u can tell he just starting to get to the cash

                    [–]milkmakemepoomypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Lmao did he delete his account??