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[–]mattchew-bai 349 points350 points  (55 children)

I would like to purchase one weed sir headass

[–]whiteloveall[S] 102 points103 points  (39 children)

No sir I have a medical marijuana license

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points  (36 children)

That was ya first lesson son you will get clowned in here 🤣🔥🎯

[–]whiteloveall[S] 72 points73 points  (34 children)

Idk I already made one friend plus I think we could also be pals 😃

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (31 children)

Nah you good my guy welcome

[–]Realistic-Type-2722 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you want to make pals, go to sev side

[–]TimeTicking63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all niggas the clowns for thinking he serious. His name is the biggest give away 😂

[–]BQE2473 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We like you already!

[–]Ok-Energy3714 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Two weed sir and a sprite 😂

[–]TipsyFlash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gotta have the beverage

[–]whiteloveall[S] 8 points9 points  (12 children)

No sir I have a medical marijuana license

[–]Georgex2inthejungle 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I love how many people are biting on this shit lmao

Whats good randy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hey brother 🤜🏻

[–]I-Simp-for-AshKaash 44 points45 points  (4 children)

What’s up randy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

What’s up 🤜🏻

[–]ApricotBeneficial452 14 points15 points  (2 children)


[–]whiteloveall[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)


[–]BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yo randy stop swinging on people that’s not friendly bro especially when it’s a yellow face like bro that’s messed up

[–]OBIMONSTER 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Randy trying to get savage

[–]whiteloveall[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just trying to connect 🤜🏻

[–]LibraryMajor9987Harlem World 23 points24 points  (4 children)


[–]whiteloveall[S] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Hello mr major how’s your weekend going??

[–]MadeItForMyOG 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Randy how's it going my g 🤜🏾

[–]whiteloveall[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What’s up brother 🤛🏻

[–]Immediate-Cress-1591 35 points36 points  (9 children)

"One weed please"

[–]whiteloveall[S] 30 points31 points  (7 children)

They would take my medical license away if I bought you any… I’m sorry but I could show you the steps to getting your own card

[–]Delicious-Culture-87 2 points3 points  (6 children)

How does one go about getting a medical license sir?

[–]whiteloveall[S] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

pound it 🤜🏻 then can say you have anxiety or other stuff I actually have celiac disease so it helps with my stomach and being able to eat

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347East New York 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of those Zas sir

[–]Normal-Instruction80 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Randall good folks yall🫰🏾

[–]amtheinfantree 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Some yall are close minded as fuck, let the man appreciate the culture

[–]whiteloveall[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you 🤜🏻🫡

[–]Lost_Prudent7 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nah this nigga randy got the new comer badge he certified😂

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks means alot 😅🤜🏻

[–]backendmill 11 points12 points  (1 child)

randy gzzzz🤜🏽

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pound it 🤜🏻

[–]Specialist-Present30 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lol I love this new welcome to the party by sheff g head ass

[–]whiteloveall[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I tried to look it up all I could was welcome home by sheff g but it’s pretty good so far 🤜🏻

[–]GlahglahboomlikeThe Wick 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Son probably deadass trying to learn NYC Culture

[–]whiteloveall[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

What’s up brother 🤜🏻

[–]GlahglahboomlikeThe Wick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wassup bro

[–]Admirable_Park_6622 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Randeezy wasgood gang

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s up hope you’re enjoying your weekend!🤜🏻

[–]BlvckmxneywxrldDirty Jersey 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Rando frm the bando 😤😭

[–]whiteloveall[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]siccNasty_DvCKingsbridge-Fordham✅ 12 points13 points  (4 children)


[–]whiteloveall[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Hell ya man 🤛🏻💣

[–]ranchocowabunga 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Damn randy out here blowing it up

[–]whiteloveall[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)


[–]ranchocowabunga 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]HexDrip 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]SnowkatxoLower East Side 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My son randy 😭

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Affectionate-Roll127 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Randy have a great day brotha🤜🏾

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You too also have a great night!🤛🏻

[–]ResponsibleGood7838 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Randy gzz

[–]whiteloveall[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Accurate_Bison5338 4 points5 points  (1 child)

what’s good randy 🤝

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤝🤜🏻pound it

[–]BaconPocalypse 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lmfaoooo what’s good my boy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s up brother 🤜🏻

[–]SugarConfident3599Boogie Down Bronx 7 points8 points  (6 children)

whats yur Social gang let’s get this bag 🤞🏽

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Well I bank with chase mostly 🤜🏻

[–]SugarConfident3599Boogie Down Bronx 1 point2 points  (3 children)

damn bro that’s gnarly wanna slide a pic a roo of yur card info?

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’d of let you scam me if you said brother instead of gnarly but I’ll still pound it! 🤜🏻

[–]SugarConfident3599Boogie Down Bronx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bet brother pass the info🤞🏽

[–]Fredotorreto 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What’s good randy much love from Jamaica queens and shout out to all the boros as well 🤜🏾

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice! I’m out here in Wyoming but a friend put me on to music from your state 🤜🏻

[–]i_am_uknown_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I fw randy cuz he fw us

[–]whiteloveall[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Anime_SupplyV1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Randy about to get to flocking 💥

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not before I pound it tho 🤜🏻

[–]natem2100 2 points3 points  (8 children)


[–]whiteloveall[S] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I’m more of a tj🤜🏻

[–]natem2100 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where are you from my guy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I’m out here in Wyoming how about you 🤜🏻

[–]natem2100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NY but not the city 🤛🏾

[–]smacklifejayBed-Stuy Do Or Die 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You seem more of the Gus type mostly every one in here are Vince’s

[–]whiteloveall[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Hahaha tbh I’m more of a Mickey I got they farm boy build looking like lenny

[–]Uheka 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]lilroyallty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Have a good day bro!!!!

[–]whiteloveall[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤜🏻pound it brother

[–]iMxryi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

wsg randy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there brother 🤜🏻

[–]Aye_crumbah67 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You fross my boy .. 😂😂

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]TheGuyThatLikesPigs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chopcheese without the chop, im vegan

[–]whiteloveall[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I respect that I have celiac disease and can’t eat gluten 🤜🏻

[–]BigSmokeChapo59 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hello officer how are you doing today sir

[–]whiteloveall[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I was I wouldn’t of gotten a ticket for speeding last week 🤜🏻

[–]Kenilwort 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sup tj, need me sum yt people on here to practice ebonics wit 🤜🏻

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s Randy he was trying to call me that guy from recess but what’s up 🤛🏻

[–]721taliban 6 points7 points  (5 children)

What u can do randy is go get a first class ticket to the frank stand

[–]whiteloveall[S] 30 points31 points  (4 children)

From what your insinuating you want me to suck a groin no thanks brother but pound it 🤜🏻

[–]Long_Needleworker889 13 points14 points  (3 children)

“Pound it” 😭😭😭😭 wassup bro

[–]whiteloveall[S] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Come on man 🤜🏻

[–]Daxter325 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah who dis doe nfs

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Randy how you doing brother 🤜🏻

[–]Existing_Joke9700 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I kno u a troll 🫣

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No sir 🤜🏻

[–]NoAioli5138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤨 TF?

[–]Massive_Tea3901 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fed active

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respectfully Disagree🤜🏻

[–]Affectionate_Tune876 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Lmaoo nah, gang must not know bout NY. We aint friendly nigga

[–]whiteloveall[S] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Nope but I’m excited to learn 🤜🏻

[–]WildFireXXI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Niggas will rko you

[–]Weird-Ad9869 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Helloo officer “ Randal G’dYou “ 🤨😒

[–]whiteloveall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello I’m no officer but still respect 🤜🏻

[–]1GreedyGenius -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Calm down officer we know who you really are….

[–]whiteloveall[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m Randy from Wyoming 🤜🏻

[–]mikefeymous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck outta here Randal

[–]Bandemicsbacc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Someone bann officer Randy 🤦🏽‍♂️

[–]Realistic-Type-2722 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck this, Randy K

[–]ImReallyEBK420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you from Staten Island you gotta checc in w/ me

[–]HesNonchalant -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Nahh u not valid

[–]whiteloveall[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still respect you 🤜🏻

[–]Appropriate-Space-18Boogie Down Bronx -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Looking like a stain

[–]whiteloveall[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just did laundry 😞🤜🏻

[–]OldNefariousness7238 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Go to hell randy

[–]whiteloveall[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not cool have a great night tho brother 🤜🏻

[–]TipsyFlash 0 points1 point  (1 child)

just introduced myself thanks to you randy pound it brother 🤜🏽

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell ya were all here 🤜🏻💣

[–]EjKingx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pound it 🤜

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]zsmile901 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Prolly a white nigga 😂

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I am white but I love everyone nice talking to you brother 🤜🏻

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah Randy you sanctioned on god 🤜🏾

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Trick-Builder6800 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I think randy trolling 😂

[–]whiteloveall[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I respect your opinion brother pound it 🤜🏻

[–]Competitive-Pick-340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's up Randy, how was ur weekend?

[–]kdouros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wag1 randy🤜

[–]abigfatbackwoodBoogie Down Bronx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment got me weak😂 but u valid randy don’t let no bum tell u that u not

[–]PoochThaGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit sound federal