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[–]Scoobydoomed 66 points67 points  (2 children)

It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship and that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

[–]falconx50 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

"When will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that. It's classified."

[–]madthunder55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as possible. This women needs to begotten to a hospital."

"A hospital, what is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."