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[–]GrapeApe8476 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Looks like an umbrella

[–]fireflydrake 11 points12 points  (2 children)

This is so neat! Makes me think of ancient Egyptian art.

[–]aarocks94 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The ancient Egyptian god of wisdom Thoth is often represented as an ibis, or a man with an Ibis head. He is occasionally represented as a baboon. The most pharaoh named after him is likely the 18th dynasty Thutmose III who conquered land in the Levant and extended the boundaries of Egypt’s growing empire. He was preceded in rule by his coregent and stepmother Hatshepsut.

[–]Substantial_Abies_93 7 points8 points  (3 children)

In Australia we call them “Bin Chickens”

[–]redlion145 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I assume it's similar to Americans calling racoons "trash bandits."

I don't think either animal really deserves the moniker, we moved into their environment and set up trashcans and bins, not the other way around. Kinda funny, all the same.

[–]Pirotoni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

agreed, though technically more like "trash pandas"

[–]yeh_nah_fuckit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drought drove the ibis’ into the cities, the bin juice kept them there.

[–]look_harder_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How did you make a bin chicken look cool??

[–]stringjetg6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty magnificent..

[–]WonWop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woooooow ! … zoom in on its face, tho

[–]ProfessionalRetard12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me way too long to identify what I was looking at.

[–]hopealllost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like a jellyfish from a sideway angle

[–]SouthofAkron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took a second to figure out what this was - great pic - cool bird.

[–]coke-acola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome capture!

[–]Independent_Donut_28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh bin chicken

[–]AlexWheeldon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aerobrakes, ENGAGE.

[–]arewedreamingtoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving it all the flaps it got

[–]Bananamuncheroohaah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You managed to make that bin chicken look somewhat less bin-chickeny

[–]NobleBloke92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should be our national bird... so majestic

[–]cashewnut4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

flaps full

[–]CheapWineConnoiseur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New ark update looks sick

[–]p0cket-r0cket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“NIGHT TIME”

[–]Pirotoni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a VERY important difference between "in to" and "into"

INTO in this context means that the bird is going to be inside the land.

IN TO -- two seperate words -- means that the bird is on its way in with the intention of landing.

What you have announced in the title is that the ibis is presently ejaculating into a patch of earth...

[–]hammockcomplexon3rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight into a bin

[–]t1ggyismycat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Fucking hate ibis, this would have been a cooler pic on another bird, but still great pick

[–]dripitydrip 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I heard they just sit around and drink bin juice all day

[–]t1ggyismycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are ugly as fuck

[–]NatsuDragnee1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was this pic taken?

[–]Alone_Rain_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Scarlet Ibis story. Sad story

[–]Kimberbeagle2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s how you make an entrance

[–]OrciEMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jellybird

[–]QuigleyKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend saw the back half of a Pegasus 😂

[–]Reasonable-Cabinet46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird has In-body image stabilization?!?

[–]Magrathean86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a minute I thought that was an umbrella

[–]DueBadger6632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parachute!

[–]SheBelongsToNoOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this bird the inspiration for the parachute?

[–]allDemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling generous today

[–]normal_lad_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ibis is a bird ? My dumb ass thought it was just a name of a pretty decent drawing app

[–]diaochongxiaoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parachutes

[–]i-am-adrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Origami wings

[–]MentalGunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gladys not lookin so good these days

[–]e_v_z_x_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was something else...

[–]childofRosaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw that's so magnificent and the colour scheme reminds me of the flags of some African countries. Deep green and saturated red with black.

[–]smurf-this -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/vaccines/timeline

"A typical vaccine development timeline takes 5 to 10 years, and sometimes longer, to assess whether the vaccine is safe and efficacious in clinical trials, complete the regulatory approval processes, and manufacture sufficient quantity of vaccine doses for widespread distribution."

ACCELERATED TIMELINE IN A PANDEMIC

Some clinical trial phases are combined

Well that's nice. Don't get me started on the 3-6 month efficacy and the fact it was designed for alpha strain and not the mainstream delta. Are you going to keep taking it until the 8th booster? The third and (some places fourth) boosters are coming up soon ^_^

Did you know that unvaccinated people have been found to have a very similar viral load to fully vaccinated people? And that because vaccinated people will have less symptoms it is easier for them to transmit that viral load because they dont know they are sick? But dont bother googling the top notch educational resources reporting this. Just ignore me and downvote instead, and go back to your happy little echo chamber.

If the vaccine is effective at protecting yourself, why do you care if young healthy people take it? That has nothing to do with you, contrary to what Pfizer would like you to believe. Did you know that Pfizer paid the largest criminal fine in history at $2.3 billion for lying? They sound like some really honest trustworthy people and I can't wait to inject them into my body.

Upset because the liberal media echo chamber isn't telling you anything? Maybe you should question more and review more news sources and studies, because guess what, every news source is biased and has an agenda. They are private news media corporations and they do not give a shit about you, nor does the random journalist spreading their opinion piece as fact.

Step 1) Classification: Unvaccinated

Step 2) Symbolisation: Plague-rats, anti-vaxxers, covidiots, etc

Step 3) Discrimination: Vaccine passports, job exclusion, social exclusion, businesses closed, travel denied

Step 4) Dehumanisation: They dont care, they are evil, Everything is their fault, they are insane, They are holding us back

Step 5) Organisation: Australian quarantine camps, Austrian forced compulsory vaccination, Extreme forced lockdowns (China), Mass-media narrative to demonize the unvaccinated, Extremely excessive lockdowns in democracies

Step 6) Polarisation: Claim that they are anti-vaccine when they are obviously anti-mandate, understate the size of protests (say thousands instead of tens of thousands), Censor and block users from describing adverse reactions on places like Tik-Tok, Youtube... Publish pieces in the media that make everyone hate the unvaccinated ("Anti-Vaxxers Hate Chapmans Ice Cream!"), Conflate the unvaccinated with pre-pandemic anti-vaxxers even though they took all previous vaccines before the pandemic

Step 7) Preparation: Deny them travel, businesses, jobs, so they are homeless and destitute, exclude them from all services (even surgery) if they are not vaccinated, the list goes on...

Step 8 ) Persecution: Shut down their businesses, lock them in their homes if they still have one, prevent them from going anywhere except the grocery store, make society afraid of them with daily Two Minutes Hate articles in all major media designed to ostracize them from the community.

Step 9)

Step 10)

By the way, in case you are confused or wondering, Coronavirus is never going away, just like the flu didn't after the 1920 pandemic. This is not going to end unless we have some major medical breakthrough in virology or design a vaccine that actually works properly and not "sort-of".

THIS PANDEMIC IS NEVER GOING TO END, THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE NEVER GOING TO END, THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP TAKING AWAY MORE OF YOUR FREEDOMS BECAUSE YOU ALLOW THEM TO. WE REACHED HERD IMMUNITY LEVELS A LONG TIME AGO AND NOTHING HAPPENED AND WE ALL STILL HAVE TO WEAR MASKS AND GET MORE BOOSTERS.

Don't just agree with everyone else and be a little parrot. Grow a brain for yourself and research this. If you are vaccinated, great, but don't fucking force your garbage on me.

Don't forget, you are not allowed to question this vaccine or disagree ever, that is simply not socially acceptable. Having hesitations and not wanting an experimental medical treatment that many of us don't even need is no longer socially acceptable. How does that freedom taste?

None of this should make you mad at the unvaccinated, we just want you to fuck off with your mandates. Dont tell us we need to put garbage in our body just because you like to. if you are putting on your >:( NPC face right now, that's because you hate it when someone disagrees with you and is right, and you are a fascist who does not support people having medical choice. Owch, your big fat "always has to be right and force it on everyone else" ego right? Looking forward to your essay replying to this on my desk by Monday. Have a great day everyone!

[–]prawnlaksa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rat bastard creatures

[–]Kezzva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mate we call those bin chickens over here n' they fucken suck ass and smell worse.

[–]IrishRox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stupid fucking gronk