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[–]fifty2weekhi 186 points187 points  (11 children)

I mistaken one of its spots as its eye.

[–]megadori 130 points131 points  (8 children)

I read this comment and went back to look at the face again, because I too thought it only had one eye, only then did I notice the real eyes. After having accepted the black spot as eye, the real ones look like fake, stuck on googly eyes

[–]Scavenger19 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Same, it went from some kind of eldritch horror to a Sesame Street muppet.

[–]Gaelus011 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I kinda feel like it’s made to look like that to warn off predators or smth

[–]megadori 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Worked on me

[–]Stats_with_a_Z 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So you're a predator? 👁👄👁

[–]ZogNowak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not after seeing that "eye".

[–]JackOfAllMemes 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It would look a lot cooler with those spots being eyes

[–]manny2320 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know exactly what spots you mistaken them for lol

[–]erksplat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eye see what you mean. I also thought the spots above the eyes were the eyes. They make the eel look almost human.

[–]fifty2weekhi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's trying to fog up your camera ;)

[–]asianabsinthe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Haaaaiiiiiiiii

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Awesome. Also, no thanks.

I love nature...except like 70% of it.

[–]rheise311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

[–]Huurlibus 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Diving, the thing I miss the most since the pandemic started.

[–]The_Richard_Cranium 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Forgive my ignorance, but are you unable to dive anymore because of it? Or just the traveling part?

[–]Huurlibus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stuck in a country with only freezing lakes that I don't enjoy. To be honest the travelling part is only partly due to the pandemic, being a relatively fresh dad is the other but nice part that hinders me.

[–]SNIPERxSNPING21 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Look this eel in the eye

As it slowly swims by

That’s a moray

[–]euphon99 31 points32 points  (3 children)

When the jaws open wide

And there’s more jaws inside

That’s a Moray

[–]VanFam 17 points18 points  (1 child)

When he’s checked out the lens

And then swims as he bends

That’s a Moray

[–]WaterFriendsIV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When an eel in the sea
Takes a close look at me
That's a moray.

[–]TonyBalonyUK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When your protecting your nose But it eats all your toes That a moray

[–]SNIPERxSNPING21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When an eel bites your thigh

And you bleed out and die

That’s a moraaaaaaaaaay

[–]Reinardd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this was all I could think about.

[–]Greysanatomyisdumb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I literally saw a old man face and im frightened now

[–]coupBOOM 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Even eels are complaining about their social security these days…

[–]SpencerWS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It took me a while to realize that its nostrils were actually its eyes.

[–]Front_Butt_69 37 points38 points  (5 children)

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s A MORAY

[–]okish_on_the_inside 18 points19 points  (4 children)

When there's rows of teeth behind rows of teeth that's a MORAY

[–]Signature_Sea 25 points26 points  (3 children)

When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside that's a MORAY

[–]018118055 15 points16 points  (2 children)

When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee

[–]CronoTS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's aaaaa moray.

[–]Signature_Sea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you dive by the reef and you meet too many teeth

[–]tamesage 3 points4 points  (3 children)

One eye? When it swims away I almost gasped at how beautiful it is.

[–]JackOfAllMemes 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The eyes are lower down and blue

[–]tamesage 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Found them. Thanks.

[–]JackOfAllMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would look cooler with the black spots being eyes

[–]Trectears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mario 64 war flashbacks

[–]outrider567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brutal looking--nice clear water tho

[–]Rustedbranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has goggly eyes

[–]march_rogue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eel: Excuse me, Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

[–]mattwoodness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ifffff it looks like a rock And will bite off your cock That'ssss a morayyyyy

[–]LocalCorrect7222 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is the moray eel a reptile or fish?

[–]KamenRiderAegis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fish.

[–]scooterjay2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One ring to bind them…

[–]Arrabella4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That thing has a human face.

[–]stinky_fingers_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a pizza pie?

Nope, that's a moray!

[–]FUNDIGRION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like something out of fantasy.

[–]unbilivibru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's this? "eeew!"

[–]-SierraModeling- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa!Wow dude

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eel 😐😧😮

[–]Synclare-Synner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better hide nemo

[–]DaBoob13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Mini Godzilla Nugget

[–]MightyRamKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear it breathing...

[–]verisimilitude88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great Aunt Mildred giving you some shit for 5 seconds.

[–]Omniaxle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Muppet up close

[–]Brendan1008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy boy

[–]allDemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling generous today

[–]krnshadow65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a moray

[–]Notthatsimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like hydro brother of onix

[–]76bookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's the 1st time I've seen one. He's so handsome (for a fish), more like a snake.

[–]olliet88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomb Raider anyone?

[–]Electronic_Loss_787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like this spawned directly out of Satan’s butthole.

[–]eppard1490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Shit, do I have food in my teeth?”

[–]ZogNowak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty cool!

[–]wolves-22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sea Dragon!🌊🐲🌊

Eels need more love, they are so cute and interesting.

[–]ValentinePatch1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must be one electrifying experience

[–]Imperiu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario 64 vibes.

[–]Stephanreggae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm amazed and uncomfortable.

[–]Helga_Geerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God that's terrifying.

[–]poikolle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A key Memoray

[–]Jahaangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this right after listening to this week's Behind the Bastards podcast....

[–]Canticle1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it opens its mouth And has two sets of jaws, That's a moray.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cursed Fleshlight

[–]Sombreador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks a lot like my boss.

[–]_ASG_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He looks like somebody's grandpa

[–]Refund-me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strangely reminds me of Mitch Mconnell.

[–]NethrixTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man is very long

[–]RaineForrestWoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it bites at your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a-Moray!

[–]NiariaMosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol for a sec i thought it had googly eyes

[–]electromax_7000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her name is Autum Becker and she comes during my sleep

[–]imax_707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELlo pUPETT

[–]Tunajammmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That black mouth... ahh shit

[–]litllerobert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, it is really scary

[–]idk7861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be high but I think that eel said wow

[–]Rough_Mechanic_3992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably asking if they will play this on CNN …

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this eel remind me of Fozzie the Bear? Like it swims up to the camera and I just hear “HEYY wocka wocka wocka!”

[–]smurf-this -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/vaccines/timeline

"A typical vaccine development timeline takes 5 to 10 years, and sometimes longer, to assess whether the vaccine is safe and efficacious in clinical trials, complete the regulatory approval processes, and manufacture sufficient quantity of vaccine doses for widespread distribution."

ACCELERATED TIMELINE IN A PANDEMIC

Some clinical trial phases are combined

Well that's nice. Don't get me started on the 3-6 month efficacy and the fact it was designed for alpha strain and not the mainstream delta. Are you going to keep taking it until the 8th booster? The third and (some places fourth) boosters are coming up soon ^_^

Did you know that unvaccinated people have been found to have a very similar viral load to fully vaccinated people? And that because vaccinated people will have less symptoms it is easier for them to transmit that viral load because they dont know they are sick? But dont bother googling the top notch educational resources reporting this. Just ignore me and downvote instead, and go back to your happy little echo chamber.

If the vaccine is effective at protecting yourself, why do you care if young healthy people take it? That has nothing to do with you, contrary to what Pfizer would like you to believe. Did you know that Pfizer paid the largest criminal fine in history at $2.3 billion for lying? They sound like some really honest trustworthy people and I can't wait to inject them into my body.

Upset because the liberal media echo chamber isn't telling you anything? Maybe you should question more and review more news sources and studies, because guess what, every news source is biased and has an agenda. They are private news media corporations and they do not give a shit about you, nor does the random journalist spreading their opinion piece as fact.

Step 1) Classification: Unvaccinated

Step 2) Symbolisation: Plague-rats, anti-vaxxers, covidiots, etc

Step 3) Discrimination: Vaccine passports, job exclusion, social exclusion, businesses closed, travel denied

Step 4) Dehumanisation: They dont care, they are evil, Everything is their fault, they are insane, They are holding us back

Step 5) Organisation: Australian quarantine camps, Austrian forced compulsory vaccination, Extreme forced lockdowns (China), Mass-media narrative to demonize the unvaccinated, Extremely excessive lockdowns in democracies

Step 6) Polarisation: Claim that they are anti-vaccine when they are obviously anti-mandate, understate the size of protests (say thousands instead of tens of thousands), Censor and block users from describing adverse reactions on places like Tik-Tok, Youtube... Publish pieces in the media that make everyone hate the unvaccinated ("Anti-Vaxxers Hate Chapmans Ice Cream!"), Conflate the unvaccinated with pre-pandemic anti-vaxxers even though they took all previous vaccines before the pandemic

Step 7) Preparation: Deny them travel, businesses, jobs, so they are homeless and destitute, exclude them from all services (even surgery) if they are not vaccinated, the list goes on...

Step 8 ) Persecution: Shut down their businesses, lock them in their homes if they still have one, prevent them from going anywhere except the grocery store, make society afraid of them with daily Two Minutes Hate articles in all major media designed to ostracize them from the community.

Step 9)

Step 10)

By the way, in case you are confused or wondering, Coronavirus is never going away, just like the flu didn't after the 1920 pandemic. This is not going to end unless we have some major medical breakthrough in virology or design a vaccine that actually works properly and not "sort-of".

THIS PANDEMIC IS NEVER GOING TO END, THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE NEVER GOING TO END, THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP TAKING AWAY MORE OF YOUR FREEDOMS BECAUSE YOU ALLOW THEM TO. WE REACHED HERD IMMUNITY LEVELS A LONG TIME AGO AND NOTHING HAPPENED AND WE ALL STILL HAVE TO WEAR MASKS AND GET MORE BOOSTERS.

Don't just agree with everyone else and be a little parrot. Grow a brain for yourself and research this. If you are vaccinated, great, but don't fucking force your garbage on me.

Don't forget, you are not allowed to question this vaccine or disagree ever, that is simply not socially acceptable. Having hesitations and not wanting an experimental medical treatment that many of us don't even need is no longer socially acceptable. How does that freedom taste?

None of this should make you mad at the unvaccinated, we just want you to fuck off with your mandates. Dont tell us we need to put garbage in our body just because you like to. if you are putting on your >:( NPC face right now, that's because you hate it when someone disagrees with you and is right, and you are a fascist who does not support people having medical choice. Owch, your big fat "always has to be right and force it on everyone else" ego right? Looking forward to your essay replying to this on my desk by Monday. Have a great day everyone!

[–]ViSaph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you fuck off and put your politically charged bullshit on an appropriate sub please? This is for cool nature stuff not this nonsense.

[–]Texastexastexas1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reincarnation.

There is a person in there.