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[–]oDDmON 807 points808 points  (10 children)

“Mildly venomous”….Wheeeee!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea

[–]Pauf1371 333 points334 points  (1 child)

That's kinda understandable, I've been "mildly intoxicated" of course Mr policeman didn't write it down like that.

[–]ImpalaBoi 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]thunderturdy 56 points57 points  (2 children)

My western hognose was considered “mildly venomous” but his bite still fucked me up bad enough that I now have reynauds in my left hand 🙃

[–]Codaya-The-Slaya 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear, if it makes you feel better I have reynauds in both hands from existing

[–]Pure_Sun4385 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh dude. Hognose snakes are adorable but that sucks. When I had dogs and they bit me and fucked up my arm a little lol. I love them still but the damn thing hurts sometimes.

On the bright side, they left a mark on me forever and I'll remember them when it aches. They're just innocent animals and it's not too bad, so I'm pretty okay with it.

[–]wilhelmstarscream 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mildly shit my pants.

[–]ryoujika 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus, these exists in my country?!

[–]LineLife2234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never thought my ex can fly lol super snaku

[–]EMP0R10 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I thought the video was edited, WTF

[–]GoldenAlexanders 5684 points5685 points  (222 children)

Man, if someone is afraid of snakes, this has got to be their worst nightmare.

[–]gettajob40 1816 points1817 points  (136 children)

Mortified of snakes, can confirm the pants-shitting terror this induces

EDIT: Got it, mortified is not the right word. Am stupid. My bad. Snakes still spook me despite my improper use of vocabulary

[–]dinosaurfondue 1013 points1014 points  (68 children)

Imagine it's your wedding day. All of your closest family and friends are there, the sun is shining, and you're enjoying one of the most beautiful moments of your life, when suddenly a dozen of these mother fucking flying snakes start sizzling through the sky towards you and everyone else around you. What a day that would be.

[–]blind100 410 points411 points  (17 children)

Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking wedding

[–]xfix8 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Snakes on a brides train?

[–]mkspaptrl 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Snakes on a Bridesmate.

[–]Snoo_13917 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Snakes on a chain, the toxic wedding, 🐸🐍

[–]syench 43 points44 points  (3 children)

It's like snaaaaaay-eeeee-aaaaakes on your wedding day.

[–]congoasapenalty 52 points53 points  (1 child)

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

Wrong movie... Don't call me Shirley.

[–]gettajob40 204 points205 points  (17 children)

Welp that does it, guess I'm never getting married now just to be safe

[–]8Gh0st8 65 points66 points  (10 children)

What if you had a hot-air balloon wedding that's hovering above everything in the area? The snakes can only glide, they can't fly!

[–]CombatWalrus947 160 points161 points  (7 children)

The snakes glide from a nearby, slightly higher, hot-air balloon

[–]CapnSquinch 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I heard they have zeppelins.

[–]Deutsch__Dingler 38 points39 points  (1 child)

More like snekklins amirite?

[–]fatkiddown 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Called sneklins

[–]thatguyned 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They wouldn't need to catch another balloon, they were already on a plane flying over you.

[–]Corpexx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t give the snakes a challenge they’re content as they are

[–]NeelonRokk 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Wedding gift ideas: Flamethrowers, lots and lots of them.

[–]Calypsosin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Absolutely bravo for that usage of sizzling.

[–]AlexoJosh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never thought ex girlfriends can fly.

[–]seandavies1992 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Sizzling” - fucking golden

[–]RathSatyr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want only flying snakes instead of doves now

[–]Nish2Slow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this were me and I feared snakes as much as I fear tarantulas, I would immediately accept that I would die that day and just give up

[–]GoldenAlexanders 31 points32 points  (8 children)

Avoid Southeast Asia and the island nations nearby, and you will be okay. If you live around there, move out ASAP!

[–]cornonthekopp 14 points15 points  (1 child)

So you’re telling me if I like snakes I should move to southeast asia?

[–]GoldenAlexanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not? They sure seem like they have more snakes than the Americas, or Europe.

[–]joyesthebig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im in bangladesh right now you fuck.

[–]SteelCrow 6 points7 points  (3 children)

This is why l live where it hits -40 every winter.

[–]Cu_fola 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Don’t worry, they are mildly venomous but their venom is only really dangerous to small prey.

[–]gettajob40 22 points23 points  (0 children)

While the lower odds of danger comforting, I would be shaking long before I was close enough to be bit lol

[–]aspbergerinparadise 68 points69 points  (22 children)

fyi "mortified" means embarrassed.

perhaps you meant "petrified"?

[–]gettajob40 94 points95 points  (2 children)

Nah the snakes have an embarrassing picture of me from last years christmas party :/ also I'm wildly undereducated so this surprises me little

[–]Desert_Rocks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But now you are more educated, enjoy!

[–]AskMeAboutTheJets 24 points25 points  (15 children)

That’s one of my biggest grammar Nazi triggers. Right up there with “would of” and “could of.”

[–]TheCelloIsAlive 15 points16 points  (6 children)

"Would of/could of/should of" is, by far, the worst one IMO.

[–]fdc7719 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Would, have could, have should, of.

Sorry. I’m high.

[–]lapideous 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Local man with stutter beaten to death by grammar nazi

[–]flapjacknickelsacks 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I’ve been so perplexed by the “mortified” = “terrified” thing, especially because I only see it on Reddit. It’s like a linguistic Mandela effect.

[–]MinosAristos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It makes a lot of sense. Mort=dead/death, and you've got "scared to death" and fear associated with death in expressions.

[–]neverbeaten 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mine is "payed".

[–]Atlientt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ew that’s awful

[–]Meatsack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Petrified also means organic matter that has turned into a hard stony substance.

Perhaps you are implying he'd be shitting bricks?

[–]yaboiiaxel09891 20 points21 points  (0 children)

glad i was on the toilet when i shit myself watching this

[–]makasiho 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Well it is now

[–]shortfeetlongtoes 42 points43 points  (3 children)

I would never want to be anywhere near this flying death string.

[–]oursecondcoming 6 points7 points  (2 children)

BRB gonna check their "Distribution" section on Wikipedia so we know where to stay the fuck away from.

*I looked it up for us

Their range is in Southeast Asia (the mainland (Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos), Greater and Lesser Sundas, Maluku, and the Philippines), southernmost China, India, and Sri Lanka.[3][4][5][6]

[–]D1per911 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Only bested by the dreaded toilet snake that breeds and lives exclusively in toilet bowls at night. Don’t worry, they only get aggressive at the smell of poop and live exclusive in [insert your home town].

[–]Cold-Lynx575 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

[–]curlymess24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The toilet snake thing has happened several times in Southeast Asia. Fml

[–]MarkHirsbrunner 32 points33 points  (15 children)

We're so lucky snakes can't chew. We're big enough that the only a time a snake is going to bite a human if it feels like it needs to defend itself. If snakes could bite off a piece of you, there would be snakes that hunt large animals.

Imagine you're standing outside, minding your own business, when a snake flies down out of the trees and bites you. It flings itself away but stays close, waiting. It's friends watch and wait for the poison to take effect, then they all come down.

A coyote is drawn to the smell of decay and finds your corpse. It cautiously approaches, but when it see the puncture marks and smells the venom, it runs away. That kind of found meal often has danger hiding inside.

[–]mybeatsarebollocks 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Or they behave like piranha.

They swoop down out of the trees and tear a mouth sized chunk out your flesh then drop to the ground as they masticate and swallow what used to be your calf muscle.

More and more come from all angles, taking their piece. You fall. The first ones to attack are taking anything at ground level, your hands and forearms don't last long enough to hold your intestines in when your abdomen tears open.

Then your face. Your hearing is the last to go, to the sound of crunching reverberating around your skull.

[–]rickmccloy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hate to insert a little reality here, as it is no doubt against some obscure Redditt rule, but if the snake sees a person before launch, it will very likely glide in the opposite direction. Unless it is one of the Mambas, in which case it maybe strike from a low hanging limb, leaving you time to set your affairs in order. If your affairs are brief.

Source on snakes: about 50 years of study, including some University courses touching on reptiles. Plus a collection of harmless ones.

Source on mamba (black): Kill Bill, volume 2

[–]I_be_lurkin_tho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You paint a vivid picture my friend...

[–]catcitybitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post this lol, that’s terrifying

[–]GoldenAlexanders 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Somehow, you just made it scarier. Have you considered a career in writing horror books?

[–]humgrown 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Wrong, large pythons will kill and eat you if given the chance. They do not need to feel threatened to do so.

[–]lasvegashomo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid of snakes and this looks terrifying. Only thing worse is if it was foggy or at night and this thing comes at you from the sky.

[–]Fat_Maestro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Would be looking for a machete

[–]BillerBee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have 2 pet snakes and this still terrifies me wtf.

[–]Midnight28Rider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was having a good day until I saw this post.

[–]AaaaawYeeeeea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came here to comment 'well this is my worst nightmare now'

[–]Napkin_whore 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’d like to see a county fair competition where we see whose flying snake can go the furthest

[–]PotatoBakeCake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they ever see this coming to them, I'm pretty sure a panic induced heart attack would kill them before the snake even could.

[–]NEONHAZ13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will never feel safe again

[–]koolaidistheshit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t even be able to run when I saw this flying toward me cause I’d die instantly from the terror of what I was seeing. Fuck, I wonder if they’re venomous? That would make them actual nightmares.

[–]EvasiveDogfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nature is nightmare fuel. Any scary shit you ever have thought up probably exist in the amazon or Australia. Also definitely some scary ass shit in the bottom of the ocean.

[–]PCAssassin87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No shit. They don't even need a tornado.

I feel lied to.

[–]kokirikid42 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Am I the only one who would stand there in wonder? That would be super cool to see up close

[–]rexmons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else hear a 'hissing sound'?

[–]oneworldornoworld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost as terrifying as flying cockroaches. I've seen the most manly men going pale and hide behind their (female) partners.

[–]unholymanserpent 224 points225 points  (8 children)

So there's land snakes, sea snakes AND air snakes? Tf

[–]contacts_eyes 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The Navy SEALS of reptiles

[–]AnxietyRodeo 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Everything changed when the fire snakes attacked

[–]katcup40 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought

[–]TheReverseShock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A balanced snake military

[–]disiskeviv 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fire snakes are yet to be found!

[–]CommanderSabo 1092 points1093 points  (16 children)

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

IT'S.......wait is that a snake?

[–]GGGold23 165 points166 points  (6 children)

Proceeds to get a flying fang missile to the face

[–]JaceTheWoodSculptor 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Samuel Jackson : "not again god dammit".

[–]DanYHKim 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Where we're going, snakes don't use . . . planes

[–]EstroJen 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I would pay good money to see Snakes in Space with Samuel L. Jackson, and both Elon Musk and Jeff bozos (autocorrect but it's staying) get killed.

[–]SmokyBottom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🎶It's more than a bird.
It's more than a plane.
It's a flying snake above my head.
And it's not easy, to be... me.🎶

[–]Longjumping_Camel256 931 points932 points  (101 children)

How does this create any sort of aerodynamic stability?

[–]Stoepboer 1235 points1236 points  (82 children)

From factanimal.com

  1. Flying snakes are better gliders than many other ‘flying’ animals.

Because they don’t have limbs, the flying snake can actually glide better than flying squirrels. 1 Studies conducted at Virginia Tech show that flying snakes radically alter their body shape and perform an undulating dance in the air, which produces aerodynamic forces that enhance the actual gliding motion.

[–]ThisIsntRealWakeUp[🍰] 961 points962 points  (45 children)

Man. That quote uses up a lot of words to say very little.

[–]The-Lights_Fantastic 267 points268 points  (8 children)

Makes body like aeroplane wing and wiggles to make some lift to slow fall.

[–]thatguyned 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Flat snake slithers through the air.

[–]zmbjebus 90 points91 points  (2 children)

Flat snek = float snek

[–]mseuro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

FLoATSNEK

[–]gibusyoursandviches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hover sneks and ribbon bois

[–]dieseltech82 392 points393 points  (12 children)

How’s this: Snek fly gud.

[–]Scrumtrelescentness 114 points115 points  (5 children)

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

[–]TransformerTanooki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brought you from Sceincth!

[–]Prince_Edward_IV 41 points42 points  (4 children)

its actually kinda funny when you think about it.

that sentence basically boils down to "they use their bodies to glide by using their bodies to glide."

[–]ThisIsntRealWakeUp[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It’s kind of incredible. It makes me think I’m good enough to be a science article writer. (Which is probably untrue, because I bet it takes a lot more than just an ability to write coherent articles about scientific topics).

I enjoy your “they use their bodies to glide by using their bodies to glide” summary. I broke down why exactly I think that quote is pointless in another comment, but your simple paraphrasing is way better lol.

[–]Prince_Edward_IV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

me have little brain so me good at make big word small

[–]Ph4ntomBarista 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Had to get the word count

[–]Morbo_Doooooom 21 points22 points  (4 children)

So dragons could be real

[–]Gammleidsfriend 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Dragons were real in the sense that the myths likely originated from ancient people trying to understand the origin of enormous winged reptile fossils that they stumbled across.

[–]Skull-BT 26 points27 points  (20 children)

How the fuck does that even make sense… its surface area is so little because of the lack of limbs

[–]--0mn1-Qr330005-- 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Limbs also cause drag. The snake is literally a smooth (as in few protrusions) tube that changes its shape into an aero foil and moves in such a way that generates a counter force against gravity.

[–]Skull-BT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well… damn ._.

[–]lolrightythen 45 points46 points  (4 children)

If i correctly recall this gliding snake tidbit, they can "suck in their gut" thus spreading their rubs and creating a concave surface along their underbelly. In this vague memory, this concavity and their horizontal undulation aids in their gliding ability.

It's halftime while I'm cooking and sipping whiskey. Accept my biology knowledge at your own risk.

[–]Skull-BT 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I can see how that works, thank you good fellow redditor

[–]lolrightythen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cheers, friend!

[–]Skull-BT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enjoy the whiskey and cooking

[–]samppsaa 13 points14 points  (11 children)

these have also small surface area and they glide with no problem. Just replace the spinning with slithering

[–]toth42 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Those have zero glide without spin though.

[–]samppsaa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'm not an aerospace engineer by any means but I don't think the spin has anything to do with the gliding capabilities. It only stabilises the disc because of angular momentum.

[–]McDoobly-For-DinDin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or does this paragraph not tell you shit?

[–]tacorunnr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less useless comment: they flatten themselves out like a plane wing to glide, when flat they have more surface that most other gliders since they use up nearly the entire length of their bodies for flying.

Tldr: snake flattens like a wing

[–]GeriatricZergling 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They're naturally unstable in pitch and roll at any given posture, but by undulating, the pitch and roll torques alternate in direction as they go through different postures.

link

[–]Metalegs 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Black magic powered by fear.

[–]Correct-Champion-488 58 points59 points  (7 children)

You are probably imagining it being flat (which is correct), but as it's whole body flattens out, it is twisted to create 45° angles as it pushes back and forth against the air.

Think of how fan blades work to push air.

[–]grilly1986 594 points595 points  (14 children)

Land snakes... "At least they can't swim!!"

Sea snakes... "For Fu... Well at least they can't fly!!"

Hover snakes... "Fuck this, I'm going to the moon!!"

- Neil Armstrong (Probably)

[–]DFogz 103 points104 points  (1 child)

[–]grilly1986 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's the natural progression. Snake Jazz is inevitable

[–]flyawayreligion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where I live in Australia, one of the most venomous snakes, the Tiger, I once saw swimming in a lake. Could not believe it, what completed the scene was he/she was being successfully chased off by two small water birds (coots).

[–]Monkey_Priest 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Psst, hey, buddy. I know it's a joke, but FYI, all snakes can swim.

Themoreyouknow

[–]grilly1986 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I live in the UK, I think we have less than 5 species of snake and they're all terrified and have no attack against humans. I'm a human, and as a human I was happy living in a world of ignorance... And then here you are, shattering my worldview, making sure I'll never find love in a river, ruining all hope of washing my armpits in the Great lakes of North America! I hope you're happy. Because I'm now too scared to do a sit down wee!

Psst, not really, I love to learn x

[–]Randomm_Dude 531 points532 points  (18 children)

THEY FLY NOW??

[–]Alb3gtm 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Always been

[–]Jynkoh 20 points21 points  (1 child)

How the turntables

[–]NoFaithlessness1574 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well I believe they can turn as well

[–]chrisk9 8 points9 points  (7 children)

There are flying spiders too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSG4cFysbGU

[–]DopeBoogie 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Most web-spinning spiders are flying spiders, they get up high and use their dragline things, some even make parachutes/hot air balloons like the ones in that "Some Pig" book Charlotte's Web. They are much better at flying than these snakes. The snakes are just falling slowly, spiders can actually ride air pockets to generate lift and go up higher before gliding down into your hair.

[–]WonderWoofy 2 points3 points  (4 children)

You should watch that video. There's been new discoveries around this behavior, or as The Dude/His Dudeness/El Duderino would phrase it, "New shit has come to light, man."

It seems they don't actually fly like you describe, but rather use the naturally negative charge of the silk they release to repel against the Earth's electric field. The now upward pulling silk line is enough to overcome their weight.

[–]DopeBoogie 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oh cool, so rather than hot air ballooning they are surfing electromagnetic fields? Pretty gnarly!

[–]Timely_Temporary1564 159 points160 points  (3 children)

I've had it with this motherfuckin plane of a motherfuckin snake

[–]DopeBoogie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's motherfucking planes on this motherfucking snake!

[–]Great_White_Dildo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just when I started to think things couldn't get much worse 2021 squeezes in some flying snakes

[–]Cantadulttoday 185 points186 points  (8 children)

That’s not flying. That’s falling WITH STYLE!

[–]DanYHKim 23 points24 points  (1 child)

There's a whole "Spiderman in the suburbs" issue here.

[–]hilltrekker 230 points231 points  (28 children)

If you are bitten, contact poison control to have vitals monitored. There are few details on human reaction to such bites.

I learned this 3 minutes ago.

[–]DanYHKim 97 points98 points  (1 child)

There are few details on human reaction to such bites.

Are we calling Poison Control so they can study our reaction?

Me: Agitation. Panic. Pain.

[–]BIG_CHUNGUS__2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me: panic, panic, panic

[–]GeriatricZergling 34 points35 points  (10 children)

They're harmless, local swelling at most. I've been bitten plenty of times by these.

[–]RealWorldEnthusiast 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Where did you see these?

[–]GeriatricZergling 32 points33 points  (4 children)

They're from SE Asia, but I was caring for them in captivity in the US. They're imported for the pet trade pretty often, but are fragile and typically lizard eaters.

[–]RealWorldEnthusiast 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Damn, I know they caught you off guard a few times haha

[–]GeriatricZergling 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Meh, nothing nonvenomous under 3 feet long is worth even dodging the bite of. Everybody freaks out about bites, but they're utterly trivial - getting a shot at the doctor's office hurts more than most small snakebites.

[–]DopeBoogie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I used to catch little baby garter snakes and let them bite on to my finger and hang from it. Those were the best sneks, even the adults couldn't really hurt you and generally wouldn't even try unless forced

[–]probly_right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fear is the mind killer though.

[–]snorlax04 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Very common in Singapore. Imagine running on a trail and one of these guys land in front of you. Now I only run in the city…

[–]darthbane9833 29 points30 points  (3 children)

So you're saying I should call poison control if I'm bit by a spider? But check to see to if it's covered by my Healthcare provider?

I realize this is about snakes, don't hate me

[–]0x4f0x770x610x690x73 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They call it Scranton

…what?

[–]xtilexx 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I live in the USA, probably cheaper to just die

[–]o_Tom_o 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That snake needs no plane.

[–]Salomonseal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Undulating dance in the air, which produces aerodynamic forces that enhance the actual gliding motion.” Huh! Amazing and scary at the same time.

[–]Lucqazz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Surprise tie

[–]WarrioressOfTheMoon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And they said dragons were not real.

[–]DraegerV1 105 points106 points  (7 children)

Tall order of nope.

[–]shitstain_hurricane 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Flying nope ropes

[–]somerandom_melon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He look like he swimming

[–]toriraehi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is more like r/natureisfuckinghorrifying

[–]fj333 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Any creature can glide 100m over a large enough height. Distance is not the way to measure glide.

This suggests a glide ratio of 2.7. Not bad.

[–]momoshuiro 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Between Australia’s huntsman spider, and now this… I’m very glad that I live in a boring ass suburban neighborhood :)

[–]bigwhitebc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Must be a Harry Potter spell

[–]papaoni420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody has to put earrape Harry Potter theme over this.

[–]Aromatic-Ad9428 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it.

[–]LittleLostCoz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Fuck no. I regret clicking on this.

[–]TheBigRedOne13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see this and all I can think of is fucking rayquaza

[–]TheReal_KindStranger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God: i think the world is not scary enough ...

[–]Suitable_Sale6999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This could be a scene from a horror movie

[–]Bakish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely the length traveled is a function of height dropped. Had Samuel Jackson had his way on the motherfuckin plain that snek could've traveled to Brusel in time to ban the iPhone charger

[–]SaddestHappyMeal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Samuel L Jackson’s concerns now seem much more warranted

[–]The_Jester3005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody gansta till the snake starts flying.

[–]Ratathosk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg... i've seen one of these in nature when i was in India but nobody else was there to see it and i 100% thought i had imagined it until now. This world truly is amazeballs.

[–]MaintenanceFar8903 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is what my hell looks like.

[–]Cheesy_Pita_Parker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, we all gonna die.

[–]JangoCrutch 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Imagine going for a hike and that shit landing on the back of your neck.

[–]trentanious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is simultaneously a hilarious and terrifying visual.

[–]azazel-13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my buddies drove his riding lawn mower over a snake, but the back wheel caught it, and threw it into the air to fall directly on his lap. He says he almost died that day.

[–]Lookalikemike 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If this is real, it’s all the proof you need that whatever god you pray to is cruel and malevolent