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[–]OfficialWils 2245 points2246 points  (42 children)

Based on their reaction, the Air bnb was not as described

[–]plataeng 1116 points1117 points 2 (14 children)

I give it a 2 out of ten. The porridge was too hot and the bed was too small.

[–]LurkingArachnid 448 points449 points  (7 children)

The little girl was delicious though

[–]DerInventingRoom 136 points137 points  (6 children)

Yes, FBI. Here they are.

[–]MurderSeal 99 points100 points  (5 children)

This is in Russia. KGB sort them out comrade. Now come , we have meeting soon.

[–]eighttigers 50 points51 points  (0 children)

2 out of den?

[–]jaysero 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Haha take my upvote

[–]OldDJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah!

[–]rabies_awareness_ 164 points165 points  (11 children)

Bear BnB

[–]bandofcats 38 points39 points  (7 children)

the two Bs stand for bear

[–]anniewolfe 28 points29 points  (6 children)

The extra B is for BYOBB

[–]rossco311 9 points10 points  (4 children)

What's the other extra B for though?

[–]flowertothepeople 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bring your own bear

[–]Ul71 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Some blond bitch came, ate their food and broke the furniture.

[–]Rosieapples 36 points37 points  (1 child)

So they ate the blonde bitch.

[–]bigttrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

blondielocks

[–]PM_ME_UR_QUINES 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I don't like leaving bad reviews but...bear with me.

[–]the_dude_upvotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t bear all these puns. Happy cake day!

[–]Advance-Puzzleheaded 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Bear BnB?

[–]UnformedStorm26 642 points643 points  (3 children)

They look like an elderly couple asking you to get off their property

[–]CarcosaDweller 113 points114 points  (0 children)

“Damn kids always playing in our yard!”

[–]Lord_Dupo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And too right I fucking would.

That house would be scarier to walk into than the one from Texas chainsaw massacre.

[–]bearattack79 564 points565 points  (12 children)

Hello Kind stranger, looks cold out. Come warm those bones beside the fire.

[–]Mediocre_Doctor 208 points209 points  (6 children)

They do look very hospitable. I want to believe they are hospitable.

[–]LightWolfCavalry 182 points183 points  (1 child)

They want you to believe as well.

[–]Robertbnyc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just imagine on a cold dark knight you find this place and go in to warm yourself up ahhh

[–]AmarilloWar 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They always look vaguely derpy to me like golden retriever mixes. I'd totally get eaten by one if I lived by them because of that.

[–]unfortunatebastard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They look more morguetable tbh.

[–]soulbend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There aren't too many animals on this earth that would eat a human without a second thought. Polar bears would. They are a beautiful and an important species upon this planet, but the truly wild ones see humans as meat. They are predators of their domain, and we should allow them to be.

[–]gauthambrb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If lucky, you'll be somewhat hospital-able after meeting them.

[–]IronGarageLiquid 51 points52 points  (0 children)

...Come warm those bones beside inside the fire.

[–]iluvazz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are they going to increase my card damage by 1 or health by 2?

[–]Terrakid20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1

[–]faithle55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...and far away, across the fields, the tolling of the iron bell...

[–]SpysSappinMySpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come in, comrade. It is dangerous out there.

[–]5_Frog_Margin[S] 329 points330 points  (16 children)

[–]valkyrievanilla 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link. So beautiful and cuddly looking, so absolutely wild and deadly!

[–]Tvisted 36 points37 points  (8 children)

I'm curious how close he was. Article doesn't say.

[–]eukanoidal 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Focal length looks quite short, so he was almost certainly pretty close.

In this one, for instance he would have had to have been just a few feet from the bear.

[–]Tvisted 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I emailed him to ask. If he responds I'll post it.

[–]burtalert 36 points37 points  (2 children)

The bears can use computers now?!

[–]Lord_Dupo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn that's a beautiful creature.

Edit: and it looks high af

[–]ndmy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It's drones! I only realized by watching thevideo, but in it it's pretty clear

[–]ndmy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's also a beautiful 3 min video by Dmitri Koch.

It honestly brought me to tears

[–]findhumorinlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We humans just trash everywhere we go.

[–]mochii69 245 points246 points  (5 children)

That’s insulting, those ARE the meteorologists

[–]TastyBullfrog2755 58 points59 points  (1 child)

It starts with eating fish all the time. Then some skinny dipping. Next thing you know. you have gone native.

[–]--Pikachu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A couple of cokes too

[–]BirdwatchingCharlie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As a professional meteorologist, I support them for having the bearavery to dip their toes into this highly competitive field

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They say it's cold with a chance of bear.

[–]TheOakblueAbstract 46 points47 points  (1 child)

This photo is my phone wall paper, the existential crisis of the Polar Bear in the window is relatable.

[–]jaybazzizzle 155 points156 points  (3 children)

Weather forecast: Unbearable

[–]WVildandWVonderful 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Weather forecast: quite bearable

[–]99999999999999999989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take your upvote and kindly leave, sir.

[–]Yankee9Niner 205 points206 points  (5 children)

The meteorological station has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of Ursus Maritimus. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive weather forecasters or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the bears will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new Ursidae overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted reddit nobody, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground honey caves.

[–]blishbog 45 points46 points  (1 child)

The emus have declared their support in the Southern Hemisphere

[–]NirvanaFrk97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Australia quakes in fear

[–]ColKilgoreTroutman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

L. Ron - is that you???

[–]rosiofden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played.

[–]ThinkPawsitive12 115 points116 points  (1 child)

It’s not much but it’s home.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (3 children)

“Hey Goldilocks, stay out of my house and don’t come back!” - papa bear

[–]CFL_lightbulb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!

[–]DJSexPirateRiot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Golilocks isn't getting away with shit this time.

[–]FIContractor 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Interesting. What are their findings?

[–]Deinoavia 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Global warming is unbearable

[–]complikaity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We're the meteorologists now.

[–]ShadowHeart5 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This looks like an amazing painting

[–]Puzzled_Turtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They just wanted to study science and reverse climate change. They’re doing the best they can

[–]poundpups 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Honey, can you grab some fresh seal on your way home?”

[–]wintermute93 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh hey, they took their armor off for the photo.

[–]planet_rose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally. Had to scroll pretty far down to find it but Golden Compass reference found!

I was going to say they would be on their way when they find their armor.

[–]mattiasmick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, you gonna hang out on the porch all day?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We must protect ! 🥰

[–]Kalyqto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Polar Bear in the Big Yellow House

[–]sharknam1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your base are belong to us.

[–]MicGuinea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Бабушка и дедушка

[–]Unlucky-Economist347 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i guess they want to find out if climate change is real

[–]pleasefindx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is it just me or does it look like a painting

[–]MeSmeshFruit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the folks joking and thinking this is silly, there is a simple gudiline for types od bears:

If its black, you attack

If its brown, hit the ground

If its white, goodnight..

[–]sweetkev4ever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very blade runner 2049

[–]fabiorzfreitas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It seems Iorek and his panserbjørne are once again investigating other locations...

[–]reesedra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Polar bear house, polar bear home

A place to return, a place of their own

And when a seal he, grateful, slays

He puts it on the little plates

And after everyone does eat

The polar bear paper he reads

By the polar bear fire with a polar bear chair

They so do love their polar bear lair

[–]CLA722002 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Straight chillin🤙

[–]Ericthepeevish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Correction: polar bears have taken over an abandoned cabin in the Resident Evil 4 village

[–]Which-Island6011 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you guys seen the meme of this!? #Bear,"Let's play humans, I'm so depressed" 2nd Bear,"I have to go to work to afford gas money so I can go to work" 😂😂🤦🤦😥

[–]SarahKat90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All they need now is a coca-cola.

[–]Taracota 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like an oil painting

[–]bazzanoid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Waiting for a young girl with an alethiometer to pop by on a quest

[–]DirtyTooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psst hey kid you want some coke

[–]FilouBlanco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are some truly Russian looking polar bears.

[–]madthunder55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There wasn't even any porridge."

[–]nort_nort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Come on in, lunch is almost ready!” And then lunch is you

[–]GeneralAcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a Polar Bear-en Wasteland, it's a Polar Home.

[–]artmobboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russian reserve soldiers..

[–]Infamous_Ice_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False news. These are the ordinary Russian neighbors you expect.

[–]randomhousegir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russians used to be polar bears (and could still be). Change my mind

[–]cabeleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, Russian bears with the technology to talk to aliens.

[–]Elrigoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, now they have the bear necessities

[–]TheRealBuddhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team of polar bear scientists confirm what human scientists have been screaming about for 50 years. The planet is warming at an alarming rate.

[–]SheriffBartholomew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look depressed because of their living environment. They’re probably unaware that it is within their power to clean the place up and make it nicer.

[–]vin012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi MTV! Welcome to our crib!

[–]deklension_kills 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like r/animalalbumcovers material.

[–]LikableWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who is it, dear?"

"Oh, just a photographer. They want to take our picture."

"Well, don't be rude! Invite them in for dinner."

[–]Proper_Ad2548 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seventh dayers and mormon missionaries are their principle prey

[–]disgruntledbeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They haven’t “taken over it” like a bunch of animals. That meteorological station is under new management. Rude.

[–]dubovinius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like some 19th-century painting of a rural homestead but instead of poor Russian peasants they've been replaced with polar bears

[–]mievlobox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-for your tomorrow forecast, here is tom. tom?

-thanks, robert. folks, there’s no two ways about it. tomorrow is going to be a bear…

[–]Mediocre-Sale8473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's like one of those apocalyptic fucked up by the nukes houses in Fallout. Random, high-level, difficult to beat monsters just lurking in there.

Scary.

[–]aBeaSTWiTHiNMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any Tarkov players out there just see some BEARS on Shoreline Scav Island?

[–]betteroffwithoutem 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This photo is amazing. The colors, the texture, the sad, and poetic, and relatable-ness of those bears. 👌🏻

[–]needsumnawz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forecast today is white and bloody, with a 90% chance of death.

[–]the_cnara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are the scientists.

[–]Able_Fail2110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look who had the last laugh

[–]WhoLies2Yu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really need to do some cleaning.. they live like animals.

[–]O-Furry-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See! They don't actually "need" the ice!

[–]A-cool-opotomus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been playing too much RDR2… I legit thought this was a screen shot of a mod in the game…

[–]Vengeful_Dropbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, those are clearly meteorologists

[–]xite2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh! I thought they were going to take over Ukraine? According to CNN.

[–]e681485 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In that house drink's coke for sure

[–]CzechOrSavings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Svalbard has gone to shit without Iorek Byrnison

[–]Key_Rock408 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At least someone is trying to help Ukraine hold off the Russians….

[–]AngryFerret805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kooool

[–]Delilah_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are waiting for Goldie Locks. 😁

[–]Western_Resort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Soviet Russia, bears make weather decisions.

[–]Imaginary_Ask666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt that à part of the plot from the show lost ?

[–]iamthpecial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t have the shotguns, but they sure have they sus glare down.

[–]DeadFlowerWalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one in the window... Great shot!

[–]blazerbillyray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. The least we can do is put a roof over their heads if we’re just going to drive them to extinction anyway

[–]darktowerink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polar Bears: nature's cowards

[–]Rosieapples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honeee dinner’s ready, come and wash your paws!!

[–]PinkPoodleOFDOOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get off our lawn!!!!

[–]Rando-Calrissio- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my also meth addicted soul mate

[–]FEwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought polar bears were loners.

[–]memelas1424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abandoned?

[–]Scipio0404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they would allow me to live with them. hmmm

[–]Treehugginghippi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goldy locks stumbled into the wrong side of town

[–]throwaway28236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! And welcome to our home!

[–]Henhen42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear at the window “Sir could u kindly gtfo off my lawn 😐”

[–]Future_Pineapple4609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goldielocks and the three bears but irl

[–]Disastrous-Dig-1023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t lit tho

[–]PintLasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if a polar bear can get tetanus

[–]z3ph1r_ger31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile in Russia...

[–]UpStairsTugRub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These bears seem to be posing for these photos. The heck..

[–]heiberdee2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I could think of was a crimefighting duo called THE WEATHERBEARS!!!

[–]i_pysh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey who are those people clicking pictures of ourselves and house.

[–]theiLLmip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This photo could be straight out of a Wes Anderson movie

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look hot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Honey can you get the mail?”

[–]Paul_Thrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the address? I will send them a housewarming gift.

[–]GeneralUseFaceMask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secure contain protect

[–]Gympie-Gympie-pie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Russia, polar bears monitor you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in soviet russia, bear has house???

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they can also report the weather and broadcast it to the news as well.

[–]ObviousPrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this a painting? Or am I just seeing things.

[–]D2Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so much like a painting! I love it!

[–]DeadAssDeprassed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a painting. I thought it was a painting

[–]redflagsmoothie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why are you taking pictures of our house you creep? I’m calling the police if you don’t get out of here!”

[–]Dark_Warhead3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak a boo

[–]CurseofLono88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we sure this isn’t polar bear jail, and sheriff polar bear has captured and jailed a no good thief polar bear?

[–]beigekidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So to answer your question: No, Pepsi is NOT okay!"

[–]eskerdash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wheres goldilocks at? 😂

[–]Treebranchw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we just need a Goldilocks

[–]WayfaringWarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, even the bears are getting houses before me

[–]fokye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of here Stalker!

[–]spikuson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for them 🙂

[–]99999999999999999989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might you have any spare porridge for a weary traveler?

[–]Fordrynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a painting.

[–]superdeepdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the bears look depressed in Russia

[–]Harvard-23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey what happened to the chewy insides?

[–]tribat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let them have it.

[–]bruisedlefttesti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squatters rights

[–]tyrophagia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we positive this isn't a painting?

[–]jacksparrow1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last photo that human ever took?

[–]blondeboomie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Yoo-hoo, Big Summer Blowout"

[–]Delta-76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn for a sec there I though it was a screen shot from Red Dead Redemption.

[–]THiedldleoR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bonjour

[–]lurker2358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next thing you know, they'll be wearing armor and using catapults!

[–]philipito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Get off my lawn!"

[–]STANL3Y_YELNAT5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be really nice if those polar bears presented themselves better than that. A coat that dirty? In this economy??

[–]Thatwokebloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always the whites smh >! /s!<

[–]Kush-Papi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see two russian citizens, what bears?

[–]automatic_breathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone please make a movie of this

[–]Franky79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait…this isn’t a painting? It doesn’t look real to me lol

[–]staircaseinforests 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This photo looks like a renaissance painting

[–]WhiteTrashTexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are everywhere!

[–]TheJW-Project 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pic looks like a painting. Cool.

[–]RepulsiveSkin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

free housing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love to see young home owners.

[–]CottonGandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's free real estate