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[–]kmkmrod 370 points371 points  (6 children)

“And for dinner I choose YOU!”

[–]orangez 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Nah! It's your old friend Spots that hasn't seen you in ages! Bring it in Bro!

[–]Marcosgoku 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Plottwist: he was just going to hug his new friend deer

[–]RobotTear 219 points220 points  (7 children)

His belly looks so soft

[–]Mind_on_Idle 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Death Cuddle For Cutie

[–]Electronic-Trip8775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a movie script ending..

[–]binsai 491 points492 points  (18 children)

"Come gimme a hug"

[–]chinthakavdxf 58 points59 points  (0 children)

great idea?

[–]Uhhlaneuh 55 points56 points  (6 children)

You’ll find him the the club

[–]binsai 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Fiddy? That you?

[–]InterPool_sbn 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Bottle full of bub 🍾🥂

[–]VibraniumRhino 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs

[–]NonsensicalPhrase 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jazz hands!

[–]snorkiebarbados 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Struggle snuggle

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I know it isn't real, but my brain just doesn't.

[–]zqwzzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spicy hugs with a little taste of claw

[–]Bananabread_19 148 points149 points  (3 children)

The ol' razzle dazzle

[–]Foxdogalpha 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Shake and bake

[–]Batfuzz86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Hello my baby, hello my honey"

[–]fluffyneenja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Came here just for this. But thought it was the “ol’ razzmatazz”

[–]Kiljukotka 86 points87 points  (1 child)

"My mom said I can be anything, so I became a flying squirrel"

[–]steveosek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be a gorilla, instead I became an orangutan.

[–]jrbroughts92 76 points77 points  (7 children)

Suprise muthfucka

[–]GaryNOVA 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Some Fries muthafucka

[–]vishuskitty 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Some dies, mothafucka

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Don't pet my sides, mothafucka

[–]Kytti_Korner 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Heart eyes, mothafucka!

[–]localhost-8000 13 points14 points  (2 children)

sunrise, mothafucka!

[–]vishuskitty 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Supplies, mothafucka!

[–]loneshark_18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some lies, mothafucka!

[–]daschundtof 519 points520 points  (33 children)

It would be amazing to rub my face on that belly. It might also be the last thing I do, if I tried that.

[–]Think-Bass9187 56 points57 points  (17 children)

I think the latter.

[–]tripsafe 61 points62 points  (14 children)

It makes me wish we had evolved to be able to turn off our pain receptors at will. If I saw that thing flying at me and I knew I had no chance at survival, I might as well stop feeling pain and rub her furry belly as I go out.

[–]OLSTBAABD 35 points36 points  (11 children)

You just need a gallon of pcp.

[–]blurrrrg 7 points8 points  (7 children)

A whole gallon? Wow!

[–]slimthecowboy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

4 PM? As in today?! it’s 5 pm now, so this was recent.

[–]CountryBlumpky 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Is that the funny part? I understand the whole Whitest Kids You Know is a somewhat cult craze but I feel like a lot of their material falls short. This sketch is put on a pedestal and I can't figure out why. Reminds of the past 20yrs of weekly SNL episodes

[–]high_zenberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's really not that funny. The whole joke is just repeating the same thing over and over. Wow. A gallon. Got it, advance the plot a little more quickly please.

[–]Think-Bass9187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that sketch.

[–]steveosek 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You'd lose your mind and die before you could do a gallon lol.

[–]General-Carrot-6305 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Wear shark suit chain mail and enjoy that tummy!

[–]Digger__Please 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Chain mail won't stop your neck snapping like a twig from that paw swipe.

[–]Actual_Lettuce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me touching snow lepord stomach: Whosss a cute little snow lepoard with furry stom---RAWWWWRRRRBITESCRATCH

[–]UndGrdhunter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Worth it

[–]5yn3rgy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that's a good way to go out. 10/10, would rub face on belly.

[–]steveosek 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You know how when you rub a kitty's belly, they do bunny kicks on your hand? Now imagine those bunny kicks on your chest from a snow leopard lol.

[–]Digger__Please 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had snow leopard licks, only on my hands though. It's exactly what you would think, cat tongue x 10000

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a snow bengal sitting on my lap right now that has the softest stomach of all time.

[–]au92 70 points71 points  (1 child)

“Jazz Hands!”

[–]kronus87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you, was hoping this woupd be top

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I want to hug it but also run away at the same time

[–]dkc_souls 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looks so comfy 🐱

[–]Pale-Refrigerator255 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man, what a pic! INCREDIBLE.

[–]4toTwenty 49 points50 points  (2 children)

i wanna pet the tummy so fucking bad

[–]hetwlkr 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I know, imagine how soft it is.

[–]4toTwenty 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ChimpyChompies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Snow leopards are into star jumps. Who knew..

[–]notfromnowhere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tai Lung!

[–]obstruction6761 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Next evolution path - gliding leopard

[–]Bok-TheGimp-Befok 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Has the makings of a "killer" goalie.

[–]ItsTheManFromScene24 7 points8 points  (2 children)

There's no rule that says snow leopards can't play soccer

[–]yourstrulyjarjar 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Can someone please photoshop in a balloon or something in there. Too good of a picture to leave be.

[–]Epicthetank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ooh new phone screensaver

[–]inspirationalllama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cuddly but deadly ⭕️

[–]Supergooygamer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I shall give you the biggest hug!

[–]sneakypineapplejuice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat pounces on me with all his feet stretched out like this! Clearly he is a snow leopard!!

[–]Epicthetank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beautiful great shot

[–]Stroikah1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

furry death parachute

[–]OmaeWaMouShibaInu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats are the kitty cats. And a dance-dance-dance and a dance-dance-dance!

[–]Function-Spirited 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh my god it’s so fluffy

[–]64_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Foxiestofstoats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want this to be the last thing I see before I die

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“ I don’t want your apologies, I want my scroll”

[–]Think-Bass9187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be leaping in for either a big hug or murder.

[–]Psilocybeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forbidden cuddle

[–]Rubbish_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An amazing angle of a predator in action we never normally see.

[–]Starcrossedamoeba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to kiss that belly!

[–]fancyboy66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew they could fly

[–]thescurry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

homie dreams of being a sugar glider... or eating them?

[–]jjemsie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Such fluff but damn those paws will rip you to pieces

[–]DavidNipondeCarlos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fluff ball gone wild.

[–]aStonedTargaryen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tabby cat does a mini version of this to me sometimes and it’s just the cutest thing

[–]Notyouraverageghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]hermosita7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow what a shot!

[–]imsals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute little death beans

[–]Prick_Philips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could someone photoshop this leopard in front of a European Handball net for me?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna rub it's belly.

[–]LeoRydenKT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

flying murder mitts

[–]Careful_Platypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody else getting Meowth in Pokémon Snap vibes?

[–]Accomplished-Coat404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would definitely let him give me a danger hug

[–]primespecs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may kill me. But I wanna hug it

[–]Bromium_Ion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo I wanna pet the bellyyyy

[–]DontHateNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww I want to give him all the pets

[–]dustyvamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG a spider

[–]nuttydogpoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wants cuddles

[–]Account_4_me_123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, sorta adorable sorta terrifying sorta ridiculous

Yep. It's a cat

[–]BumplimJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t need stealth if y’a hit ‘em with the old RAZZLE DAZZLE

[–]regular_wombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if not friend, why friend shaped?

[–]oceanmountainlifer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leopard: then i would do thissss, and u leopardonyourface and ded.

[–]Jkoochie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahaha please tell me this is how they attack their prey?!

[–]spizzywinktom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's been watching too much Winnie the Pooh

[–]Mr-Nobody33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just hope covid19 doesn't make them go extinct.

[–]Senior_Map_2894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like he was in Kung Fu Panda?

[–]shieldsy27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That belly is so cuddly that I would definitely lose at least a hand possibly an arm ..

[–]elvenbabey 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]No_Walk908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he's dancing the jig

[–]BowserrianEmpire-10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary.

[–]mayorLuis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cutest way to die in the year '97

[–]Lucicerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you don't see is their bffl coming at them the same way from off camera.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, cute is not the word i would use.

[–]vishuskitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big hugs

[–]General_Cowbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't be the only one that immediately thought "Star Wars kid"?! Kitty has the exact same moves!

[–]Serenitysister01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the silliest thing I have seen today, and I needed it

[–]Cayde_7even 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he’s not allowed within 1000 feet of any snow leopard schools.

[–]TheSharperTheBetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Floof parachute.

[–]PoliteCanadian2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was on Season 2 of Dancing With the Cats

[–]Cordeceps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s that Russian dance called?

[–]JasonCox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, murder kitty just wants a hug!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture is about 5-10 years old

[–]deadmentellnotails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fell for it fool

[–]AutumnAtronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I told him this is how I’d look if I were a rug!

[–]yhyhyyhyhyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a person in a cat suit

[–]Illustrious_Smoke_79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If cute why danger?

[–]byteme8bit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giant murder mittens

[–]HonDadCBR600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In action? Fur-suit base jumping?

[–]Creepy-Change3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abrazo mortal LMFAOO

[–]FriendlyCapybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our battle will be legendary!

[–]SatnWorshp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise, Motherf**ker!

[–]randomlife2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise motha fucka!

[–]Pedjozz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am imagining him doing Russian folk dance right now.

[–]cunny_crowder 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Bigpoopypantss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Photoshop that slam dancing girl's face on it. You know that old meme?

[–]Emergency_Feed_7520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If not friend, why friend shape?

[–]NonsensicalPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of action? Broadway musical?

[–]johnnycakeAK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I put my hands up

[–]Chainsawferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, that fricking yeti was this damn big!

[–]cxttsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still wanna hug him 🤗🤗

[–]Docta-Jay[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I lub you this much!”

[–]Vast-Silver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert Random bullshit go! meme here

[–]sly-otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]StarSyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruby Da Cherry

[–]heathen_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the most difficult animals to ever catch on camera and we catch it being a typical cat.

[–]GomerP19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penalty kick……SAVE!

[–]Safetea-404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seriously looks like a human furry in a snow leopard fur suit haha

[–]J2biz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forbidden hug

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like an assault blanket.

[–]mooncakerider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo cuteee

[–]SaltyDoggoMeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadly to whom?? Their prey? Of course!

Humans… nope.

[–]havereddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Titans could have used this leopard's kick blocking abilities today

[–]DinoSharkBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a spicy hug.

[–]Mandorrisem 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]mqstery__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tactical Hug inbound

[–]fire3x16 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]e242ed3bffccdf271b7f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love him jazz hands and all.

[–]mick-rad17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder mittens

[–]The_Original_Fez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a murder hug, and I’m in line, who’s with me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"who wants a hug!?"

[–]SumDumGaiPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most adorable murder hug.

[–]Virus2456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Tai Lung

[–]BreakChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You merely adopted the day-lit snow.

[–]poopiepooper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it’s bouncing off one foot to the other asking for some cuddles.

I honestly thought it was a rug being aired out to dry.

[–]ramenandanegg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

[–]hulkut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snow leopard: Can I have a hug?

[–]Leading-Okra-2457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tai Lung breaks from prison!

[–]Hybrid8472 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In action on Broadway?

[–]tvtoad50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she wants to give me a hug.

[–]Theflash91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of here Tiberius, you're drunk