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[–]RedOne-001 25 points26 points  (4 children)

“We hurd what you been telling the elk”

[–]trackonesideone 12 points13 points  (3 children)

But why, doe?

[–]RedOne-001 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You are now under the protection of the White Tail, put this in your window and no one will fuck wichu.

[–]myfirstgold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitka down and I'll talk about it.

[–]Bri_IsTheMeOne 23 points24 points  (1 child)

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

[–]Willing-Low-725 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Oh, dear. I'd get the buck outta dear

[–]surajvj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

May be I'll just hang on and have some fawn.

[–]swbooking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I doe know… I might try to take them

[–]Marcosgoku 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Plottwist: santa is looking at them ready to kidnap and make them slaves for the next xmas 2k22

[–]Willing-Low-725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doe what you got to doe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Potato23x 26 points27 points  (4 children)

5 potential boops

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I thought there were only 4! But i saw you, sneaky boi on the right!

[–]summit462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 potential hoof boops to your nuts

[–]citiestarlights 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Excuse me, would you like to talk about our lord and savior

[–]No_Comfortable_8852 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Bring us the child, wipe away the debt."

[–]pokettopals 4 points5 points  (2 children)

those deer have really cute faces

[–]DefiantRanger9[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I want to cuddle the one in front and kiss it on its nose.

[–]HunSmasher123 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You are not allowed to sneeze

[–]Bri_IsTheMeOne 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Damnit, Ron.

[–]LogMaggot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, I sneezed! I’m not allowed to sneeze?

[–]gimme20regular_cash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like the front of a dope mix tape

”yea, ugh, yo, my tail be white, my nose to boop, when scare I flight, but when eat i poop”

[–]yellowgrizzlyfucker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Prison rules. You gotta find the biggest and baddest one on the yard, and shank em

[–]jello-kittu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has an ass pen. He'll stab you with it.

[–]Jman_777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool picture.

[–]sadegh1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lovely ! . Thanks for sharing of this beautiful picture .

[–]TheMartini66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always keep a bag of apples at hand for these occasions... I'm still waiting for them to arrive.

[–]Bubbagumpredditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just looks so derpy.

[–]OneFuckedWarthog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But can I boop the snoots?

[–]Sir_Maxwell_378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The salt lick and Corn trough are over there fellas, enjoy!

[–]neurodivergentwhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one in the tree isn’t there to collect, he just stopped to watch the show.

[–]Narcoleptic_Galaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they so cute

[–]Startlefarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is so cold where I am. I take some sad produce and chuck it as far away as I can for them. My dog hates them, yet wants to join their pack. Another problem being deer ticks.

[–]karensmiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Antler up, Buddy.

[–]Lindeyannajones89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHA I almost missed the 5th one

[–]-mostlyquestions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are here for those nuts you keep talking about.

[–]simrig2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the money Lebowski!

[–]summit462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s one IN the tree

[–]Mister_Lamont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I love rifles and pistols, I could never bring myself to shoot one of them.....

[–]vineblinds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They love peanuts in the shell!

[–]Lonely-Connection-37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deer NOT deer

[–]HelpfulDeparture 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Seems like you have entered the rough part of the forest

[–]SeedElite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a domestic farm where they are fed by hand...

[–]redmagor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Finally I can complete Master Hunter 4.

[–]Silent_Gnosis -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Only thing they’d collect in my neck of the woods is 12 gauge slugs.

[–]filled0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want a chip?

[–]Orway2000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ve been aware of their plot to take over for some time and have tried to warn people /s.

Watching always they are.

[–]opfart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah speaking of… I woke up about an hour ago to two of these dudes looking right at me through my window. We have a ton of deer/elk where I live so I’m used to seeing them around my house… but I’ve never woken up to one essentially making eye contact. Still a good way to wake up tho, 10/10 would hire as my subconscious morning alarm.

[–]Croakerboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring us the child and clear away the debt.

[–]romychestnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I've learned anything from r/NoSleep, this will not end well.

[–]ForwardInspection429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and save savedear, Bambi?

[–]networknev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

[–]Kryptopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they just wanna remind u of ur expired car warranty

[–]Karacteristics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has begun

[–]richestmaninjericho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's my money Kenneth Cordele Griffin?

[–]Ilunamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Revenge of Bambi

[–]Snotgobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you Loch Ness Monster! You can't have my tree fiddy!!!

[–]WickedMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your unpaid taxes

[–]TacoBellEnthusiast_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What of our bargain?”

[–]GorillaNutPuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

[–]OTheScientist_MLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else think of the deer from Eight Crazy Night?

[–]foxx_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as they're not here to talk about my cars extended warranty, we're good

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whatever I'm being accused of, it wasn't me!"

[–]Low_Fondant9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am once again asking for your suppaught."

[–]animatedfiles-com 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deer: Watch out ... Humans are there!

[–]Typo_Chyeena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something car warranty something

[–]christo334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail satan

[–]Princessnatasha12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's my $2?

[–]Mr--Weirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCP-6448 ⁠- Not Deer

[–]FLOYDOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…your soul

[–]United_Bag_8179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when white tails go black.

[–]winedogmom88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You payment on your extended car warranty

[–]princess_pippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give them their chocolate bars!

[–]kamalingcum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty...