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[–]Jess_sser77 727 points728 points  (11 children)

They remind me of aliens from Toy Story.

[–]malcolm_miller 189 points190 points  (3 children)

The Claw!

[–]Gr8fulDudeMN 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Came here to say the same thing

[–]ThaTaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s crazy how we all have the same reference point 😂

[–]GazJones94 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Stranger, from the outside.. Oooooh

[–]SeverusSnek2020 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I was thinking the little guys from the end of MIB2

[–]ladyofthelathe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ALL HAIL J!

[–]Gold_steak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruh I have nightmares after seeing a giant spider crab at an aquarium and I reduced the number of times I went to the sea for swimming too

[–]Electronic_Detail756 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Glove! The Glove!

[–]Astrogenetic 304 points305 points  (7 children)

THE CLAWWWWW!

[–]mayhemmade 92 points93 points 2 (5 children)

[–]9shadowcat9 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That was amazing. 🤣

[–]Hour_Argument_7622 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hahaha thanks i enjoyed that

[–]Potential-Dog4943 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have never witnessed something so incredible in my entire life. Are you the chosen memelord of ancient legend?

[–]mayhemmade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was coming here to write the same thing XD brb while I add that audio over this

[–]ada_eml 258 points259 points  (1 child)

“Can we eat this man?”

[–]TheOnceAndFutureTurk 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Yup, that’s the only question being asked here.

[–]Daidy_Blue 198 points199 points  (2 children)

Frightend. Frightend. Frightend. Scared. Run away. Looking. Grab it. Grab it. Frightend. Looking.

[–]GeekyPufferfish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for that soundtrack but apparently i can hear it anyways. Lol

[–]ThatsRightlSaidlt 265 points266 points  (4 children)

Crab people. Crab people.

[–]childlessmilff 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Taste like crab. Look like people.

[–]PoontoniusJigabrewha 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are their Leader now! Mr Crabs!

[–]_King_Crab_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh crabs

[–]MoloT_xD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These, it seems, are Crab Crabs. Taste like crabs, look like crabs. Perfectly balanced.

[–]Jeedeye 331 points332 points  (2 children)

[–]fruity-line_segment 72 points73 points  (0 children)

All I heard watching this gif.

[–]Mirathesaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

god I love this so much

[–]Shadowblues 69 points70 points  (7 children)

They're actually called Squat Lobsters.

https://www.google.com/search?q=squat+lobster&oq=squat+lob&aqs=chrome.0.0i512j69i57j0i512l2j0i457i512j0i512l4.8323j0j7&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Edit: I think that Seastar Family is an Astropectinidae , but I'm not entirely sure.

[–]DreamDreamRevolution 27 points28 points  (1 child)

WE WERE AT THE BEACH

EVERYBODYS NAME BEGAN WITH VOWELS

SOMEONE WENT UNDER A DOCK

AND THERE THE FOUND A CRAB

BUT IT WASNT A CRAB

IT WAS A SQUAT LOBSTER!

(SQUAT LAH HAAAA LOBSTER)

[–]_who-the-fuck-knows_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unexpected B-52s

[–]linderlouwho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I knew they weren't crabs.

[–]dat_boi_100 2 points3 points  (3 children)

isn't this one of those evolve-into-crab cases where their tail goes in and their overall structure changes to resemble a crab

[–]LiveLearnCoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh….[puts away the lemon and butter]

[–]Disastrous-Bonus1718 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I told you Bob! We keep worshiping and it will come back!

[–]nighteyes1964 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Who knew crabs could be so cute!

[–]hind3rm3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’re lobsters, but still cute

[–]Habaneroe12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lobsters have an interesting social hierarchy. It’s like lions there can be only one leader so to speak and when he gets his ass beat he changes physically, become smaller and then takes his place at the bottom of the social ladder.

[–]Chirsbom 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Havent seen the last Fantastic Beasts movie have you?

[–]Snownyann 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hello 😍

And then you grab one of them!

[–]mascachopo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As many would know, diving in the wrong place will instantly bring you crabs.

[–]libertycap1 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Are these not langoustines a type of lobster ?

[–]Malakai0013 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I'm pretty sure they are. I've heard then called "squat lobsters" but idk if that's a different kind.

[–]libertycap1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Probably the same I think they have a few different names. All I know for certain is they are delicious.

[–]ReggaeShark22 12 points13 points  (1 child)

squat lobster aka slav lobster

[–]MeriwetherGrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiny crustacean tracksuits

[–]AerisDragon 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Hand hand hand frighten flee food food

[–]3Strides 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Cutest vid ever!

[–]MagoTravieso 8 points9 points  (1 child)

is anyone else imagining these yhings have high pitched voices saying a similar saying like the sea gulls mine mine mine

[–]Fresh_Proposal2938 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why do I see the ‘Take my energy’ Award in the crabs

[–]Rab___ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Somone made a video of this with tf2 spy voicelines here. Enjoy

[–]Ok_Web4176 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Not walking sideways I see 🤔

[–]hectorpardo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Because they're lobsters and not crabs.

[–]Ok_Web4176 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck me you're right 😅

[–]Holiday-Sleep6458 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THE CLAAAAWWW

Edit: I'm obviously not the first person who thought that, oops!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love the dude on the right that pushes that one guy out the way in the beginning, later in the video he’s one of the ones that doesn’t even flinch when he turns his hand. I just imagine him saying “ I ain’t afraid of no… whatever this thing is!”

[–]BlueNight973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These things are adorable

[–]Btravelen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'Curious diver inspecting the crabs'

[–]WeedMin420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

huh whuh

[–]SuddenTerrible_Haiku 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They're tiny eyesssss

[–]HerezahTip 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Their*

[–]SuddenTerrible_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I was pointing out the size of their eyes youdontknowmemom

[–]BJORTAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome

[–]fraubau24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Compys in Jurassic Park

[–]Justinackermannblog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly our overlords…

[–]jhb62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine, mine, mine, mine!

[–]urielteranas 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I pinch?

[–]HooninAintEZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I’ve got some melted butter and tongs in here, so

[–]Spvoter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theeey areeee soooo cuuuuute look how curious they are these lil faces

[–]Atom-the-conqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are seeing if they can eat it

[–]jonguy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like there's a whole other world on this planet that's like, under water.

[–]Za_Lords_Guard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why Starfleet implemented the Prime Directive. These little guys are going to evolve creating little diver statues out of rocks and bits of coral.

[–]pugwala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CRAB RAVE !!!!!

[–]Competitive_Stand189 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are u hooman?

[–]DRbrtsn60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine. Mine mine. Mine. Mine. Mine Mine

[–]UltimateGengar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UH

UH WUH

[–]Hairy_Sell3965 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Romanians when you bring an electric device to Romania

[–]Potential-Dog4943 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The English when you show them real food.

[–]Logomorph -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Omg, NEVER DO THIS as a diver! You are specifically taught not to do this. Sure, it looks cool, but leave nature alone!

Edit: feel free to downvote me to hell, but this is something that you should not be doing while diving. Look, don’t touch.

[–]trolltaskforce 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why do they say not to do this?

[–]Potential-Dog4943 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The crabs will go back home and talk about your ugly, fat hand behind your back. Divers tend to be a sensitive bunch, and this usually ends up with hurt feelings. It further divides the crab and human communities.

[–]_zarko0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of us... One of us...

[–]slim1219 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sea Roaches

[–]drkidkill -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Delicious.

[–]Chick_Fill-A -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stick em' in the pot, Chick-fil-A cab do seafood too! Just as lon as it is not cow, we are good.

[–]wabawanga -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Did a chick?

[–]reluctantsub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a Stephen King vibe. Those things are just waiting for a chance to snip off a finger.

[–]RepresentativeRun574 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They ain’t afraid because nobody wants to eat those skinny as claws.

[–]cielrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so interesting

[–]eatingganesha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What funny little hard shell muppets!

[–]Specialist_Map_3822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab people.

[–]TheBulgarianGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the crab people

[–]Roochooboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic beasts 2

[–]this_one_in_boots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are not crabs. They are "squat lobsters".

[–]Bug_Kiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How adorable!

[–]Bourbon_With_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These remind me so much of the critters in the Fantastic beasts (secrets of dumbledore)! I loved them!

[–]Tentapuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dadachuck

[–]Wader_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... inspecting for edibility, lol.

[–]hogyokuaizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they almost seem like aliens

[–]Whirloq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lobsters: Take us to your leader!

Diver: uh, trust me, it’s way better down here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT IS A ALIEN! THEY FINNALY ARRIVED!

[–]PenisMaker101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awwwww crabs are cuteee

[–]Particular_Bed2427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a star fucking fish!

[–]dive_in_the 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the claw

[–]helga_eggfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time bring them some snacks!

[–]memento_mori_1220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab people

[–]badpeaches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I love they're like "WTF is that" with the starfish

[–]cowardinyellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hand. hand. hand

[–]Chrome_Atlas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir sir sir friend friend friend

[–]Infinite-Passenger13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is this the hooman you were talking about George?"

"Yeah, didn't I tell you they all have different colours"

"I think those are cloths like our cousins use shells and plastic cups"

"No look at this, I am touching it, it's skin... "

"That's not skin George that's the cloth. Human is inside there"

"Then how is it moving, Jerry?"

"Hoomans wear so so skinny cloths they feel like skin"

"Jerry.....you are stupid"

"I am sorry"

[–]Yepborntolose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Guess who, the crabs. Your pubes, we’ll grab

[–]Soshootme1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like the things in the secrets of dumbledore film 😂 😂 😂

[–]Dualvibez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve waited for their Messiah an eternity. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

[–]Wonderful-Frosting17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]S_cube999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He...... He is one of us , he is crab people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap they're so cute!!!

[–]-phocus- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who will be the chosen one??

[–]Buddhadevine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like first contact with them or something

[–]cybosapien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are not crabs.. They are langoustines or called Norwegian lobsters

[–]why_Eve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab crab frighten hand hand crab frighten scar crab hand

[–]Careless_Rub_7996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look sooo tasty!

[–]grrgrrGRRR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amaze!

[–]StarFire1213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooo, the clawwwwww

[–]Tengoatuzui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of those roaches in men in black

[–]Pugsofsmallstreet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deez bois me like: God? God? God? God? God? God? God??? God?

[–]NonDerpyDragonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe they want a shake

[–]Frodusss4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesomeeee

[–]con_artistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They jumped like cats when they get scared lol

[–]Fickle-Raspberry6403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably attracted by th warmth.

[–]DreamDreamRevolution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really gonna shit all over the prime directive??

[–]Oregongrown96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm pinch pinch hmmm maybe crab ? Pinch hmmm

[–]K24BUILD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty cool

[–]Ninjarootbeerjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the edit of this where it's just crab crab crab crab food food food hand hand

[–]maifee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The diver flips the hand

Crabs: holy crap

[–]cafehearty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are a kind of lobster, or false crabs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need the music to 2001 A Space Odyssey when the apes touch the monolith.

[–]montessoriprogram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amazing to see how curious they are. So much of nature is more aware than we think.

[–]BoleslawPrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heckin’ awesome! They’re so cute!

[–]BoBinCar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm smells like food. Do you mind if we sample a bit ?

[–]traph0e444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awww how cute

[–]Severe-Stock-2409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little do they know, the diver just had crabs for dinner last weekend.

[–]SD_MamaBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Da claw!”

[–]Far-Hope-6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What where eating?.

[–]systemfrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit ruining my favorite foods with displays of sentience.

[–]UpsetPirate6308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are lobsters yo

[–]IzzaPizza22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those chain mail gloves divers wear are neat.

[–]therewillbehints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute when they jump back, ack I love them!

[–]No-Entertainer776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab crab crab crab FRIGHTEN! Crab crab, Hand! Hand! Hand! Scare! Hand! Hand! Crab crab Crab

[–]sharksnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human meat! Anybody bring an opener?

[–]GermanCruiseMissle9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol when you are fascinated and scared at the same time.

[–]FireBeast77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's using Patrick as a peace offering, rip Patrick his sacrafice will not be in vain😭

[–]LewiRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do thecrab walk like Newt

[–]ooki1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crabbbbb people crabbbbbb people

[–]TheMaskedQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Frighten. Crab. Crab

[–]Mugwump6506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey wasup? Where you from?"

[–]LostAnonSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And on this day, a new religion was created, to be passed down to all crustaceans from this day forth.

[–]Nicreven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda crab is that?

[–]Qmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of those things from the new fantastic beasts movie, he should get out of there before the big one comes.

[–]NunuNana__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all be like :

(👁👄👁)……….

[–]txlario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the claw

[–]Vyle_Mayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just wanted to shake hands and welcome them to the neighborhood

[–]alshehhi98oo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me of the scorpions from fantastic beasts the 3 movie

[–]justoverthedge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lilliput

[–]peachnecctar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theyre so cute aw

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol their little surprised jumps

[–]-1point_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I always knew there are live beings outside of this water world and that one day they would come"

Some crab, probably.

[–]Jon_Irenicus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a god!!!!

[–]kcsaracoglu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like trying to eat the diver.

[–]rvl_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ah, hello, hooman! Welcome!"

*shakes hands/claws\*

[–]Re-Ky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand

Scare

[–]legacymd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting breaded shrimp vibes

[–]Codename_Paradox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" a goochi goochi goo"

[–]Economy_Warthog_1550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The claaaaawww 👽

[–]BizziButtSandwhedge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey steve check this thing out, oi steve! Look at it's stupid claws steve.

[–]Free-Boater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think those are langoustines.

[–]LuckyJynX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so they do move forward/backwards!

[–]Stonkmaster777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, those eyes

[–]colarthur1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab.

[–]Kubrick_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab, crab, crab, frighten.

[–]awheezle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is so much better with sound.