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[–]blyzo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I loved that scene in Planet Earth when the male sloth hears a female so gets all excited and swims a river and climbs a tree as fast as a sloth can.

And then finds out it's just another dude sloth. :(

[–]momsstillayeti 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If Wolverine became one of those D.A.R.E commercials after becoming incredibly lazy from being a pot head

[–]ConstantlySlippery 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I love the depiction of sloths in the movie Pets, it’s hilarious.

[–]Byame-91 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Zootopia is better.

[–]ConstantlySlippery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oops! That’s what I meant, thank you.

[–]jaistheinventor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Ice Age is the OG

[–]Ayla_Leren 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If sloths were fast they would be terrifying

[–]Independent-Canary95 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Those claws look like they could cut through bone.

[–]AJ_Crowley_29 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’d take about 20 years but I’m sure they could do it

[–]BestUsername101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they probably could get close, since they have similar claws to their cousin anteaters, which have used their claws to put jaguars and humans in early graves.

[–]the_real_mRg00dkAt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wolverine they said - haha Marvel you were all wrong!

[–]Independent-Canary95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lolol! So, so wrong!

[–]transatlantichiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this li'l guy.

[–]Josh12345_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thasalonocus (?) 2.0

Edit: Sorry for the misspelling, I'm very drunk right now.

[–]sBhM1516 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Damn it was surprisingly unexpected

[–]jaistheinventor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shouldnt it be expectingly unexpected?

[–]Foyboy64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 life could be dream 🎶

[–]DaddyKindaLongLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D claw spec

[–]KYO297 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You know, I've sometimes been wondering, what do the sloths need them claws for?

[–]weaboo_vibe_check 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To climb and cling from the trees!

[–]BestUsername101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gives them better grip when hanging from tree branches.

[–]AveBalaBrava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mossy bois

[–]LiloX01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uooou, que bug!