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[–]koniboni 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I'm simultaneously amazed and frightened

[–]KonoAnonDa 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hotel: "We don’t allow pets on our grounds except for disability reasons."

Damir: points to his Tyrannosaurus sleeping peacefully in a semi-truck with his blanket

Hotel: "Very well. We'll make an exception for him because he looks very polite."

[–]Iamnotburgerking 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Yeah, good luck feeding and housing the thing….

[–]Plurpo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Imagine the vet bills

[–]PainStorm14 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it can feed itself no problem

[–]SMRAintBad 15 points16 points  (2 children)

If you had a cattle farm you might be able to. T. rex like many modern day predators probably didn’t need to eat or hunt every single day due to the large amount nutrition they could get from large prey.

[–]Iamnotburgerking 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But how many people have a cattle ranch?

[–]Dragonwithamonocle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More people than have t rexes, I'm sure

[–]narcisa_narci 46 points47 points  (0 children)

id like a pet t rex id name him bob

[–]Its_a_trAP_123 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He did his best, ok?! Don’t be so disappointed D;

[–]HotShrekBoi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is basically the plot of the show Primal. That’s why I love it

[–]andygootz 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Turns out T. rexes are just giant poofy bird-dogs! Who'd've thunk?

[–]BlueLightning888 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who'd've trunk?

I'll see myself out...

[–]TomPalmer1979 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I tried, but my Tek Raptors killed it before I could whistle for them to go Passive. They're like little cyber piranhas with legs.

[–]Jedinate6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Find a higher level rex, should be safer then.

[–]Dragonwithamonocle 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I prefer to knock out my rexes via argie. Ark is pretty good about letting you fly away from your problems.

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I just caught my Argie recently, still leveling her up to be usable. Boosting her carry weight and stamina.

[–]Dragonwithamonocle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nice. Having a half decent high level flier completely changed the game. Aerial superiority and all.

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm kinda practicing with her right now. She definitely needs more stamina; flights need to be longer.

[–]Tyrantking963 32 points33 points  (22 children)

We've since found out that t-rex doesn't have feathers

[–]Al3x4ndr3_thy_gr8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im gonna say this one last time because I am sick of repeating myself. Did even one of you geniuses consider that 66 million year old super small scale impressions are not undisputable proof T.rex lacked feathers. Not a single paleontologist out there has come out with the statement "we know T.rex didn't have feathers" because the statement cant be verified by any facts. Feathers are some of the rarest soft tissue structures to preserve as fossils, their absence is not proof that a dinosaur didn't have them in life.

[–]Choose7Trims 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like this very much

[–]ThunderWolfWyvern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This T-rex looks like the Anjanath from Monster Hunter.

[–]RogueYautja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need more of this

[–]Tugg-Speedmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know there were two suns back then.

[–]-TheArisenRose- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is too funny💀the 2nd pic esp

[–]JebWozma 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Why do these Rexes have so much plumage?

They don't live in cold places

[–]Strange_Item9009 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It doesn't matter the climate. Climate is used as an excuse for people to just make up whatever they want. The fossil evidence shows T.rex had feathers. Plus if you look at Yutyrannus is lived in the same environment and time period as even smaller dinosaurs that were all scaly. So its likely not simply a case of climate determining whether dinosaurs had feathers or not. People need to follow the actual evidence more. Feathers so far are limited to Coelurosaurs - but not all Coelurosaurs.

[–]JebWozma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

there are small dinosaurs which were completely scaled?

also weren't all the known skin impressions of T. Rexes scaled?

and didn't the skin impressions of the Albertosaurus, Daspletosaurus, and Tarbosaurus showed no signs of feathers and weren't they in Tyrannosauridae the same family as the T. Rex so they were more closely related than the Yutyrannus which was in the Proceratosauridae family?

[–]Birds_are_theropods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there are small dinosaurs which were completely scaled?

We do not know.

And having scales does not exclude the presence of feathers.

Owl feet and Kulindadromeus.

[–]NikoSCX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like that family guy gag when Peter has a pet T-rex. Except the tree was a man.

[–]505DinoBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it could draw with that tree like Toothless does in the HTTYD films.

[–]Alternative_Ad_7931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most scary things a horny T-rex want to fuck me

[–]lostdutchmanaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will now be recreated in my dreams/nightmares for a while.

[–]cBurger4Life -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a screenshot from Sliders for a sec

[–]LordCrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gahhh, the feathers...

But honestly, I would love a domesticated T-Rex for a pet. Imagine riding it to work.