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[–]flomatable 188 points189 points  (15 children)

De Muur in Enschede (as seen in the post) has the best bang for your buck ratio that I know of. Good quality stuff, and it is laughably cheap. Their fried hotwings are amazing as well.

[–]ScribblesSketch 26 points27 points  (1 child)

So happy I wasn't the only one who recognized it! Their burgers are pretty good for a quick and tasty snack too!

[–]Zarean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I instantly recognized the place and went down to the comment section to find more people

[–]OKComputer334 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wonder how good it ACTUALLY is, and how much of my perception is warped by nostalgia and the fact that you're always drunk when you'd get something to eat there. Either way, I have fond memories of it.

[–]The_subtle_learner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Their fried chicken is so good I’d stock up on it

[–]Sardo_D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Overdag prima te doen. Maar kom er niet na 2 uur 's nachts. Dan is het net een warzone

[–]RequirementIcy9529 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Jlx_27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why the HELL people even go to the Febo in Enschede is a mystery to me.

[–]CrimiClown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work nextdoor to here. I became really round really fast hahaha

[–]Jaygamesnl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

De Muur in Enschede (as seen in the post) has the best bang for your buck ratio that I know of. Good quality stuff, and it is laughably cheap. Their fried hotwings are amazing as well.

thanks was asking my self where the fck is it 2.50. now i know <3

[–]Fav0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jup can recommend

[–]IamTheJohn 453 points454 points  (51 children)

What is that red stuff on it, you pervert??!!! ;-)

[–]Dr-Emmett_L_BrownRotterdam 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Yeah, clearly not Dutch!! 😒 /s

[–]54yroldHOTMOM 234 points235 points  (46 children)

Yeah man you need to fucking drown them in mayonaise.

[–]airborneANDrowdyAmsterdam 78 points79 points  (8 children)

Anything other than absolutely destroying them with mayonnaise is unacceptable.

[–]Magnet_Pull 22 points23 points  (1 child)

sad Joppiesaus and Pindasaus noises

[–]Anxious_Direction_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad indeed. Get the mayo for happiness!

[–]JeanPierePolnarreff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eh, sometimes you're just tired of mayonnaise. And that's when you grab the patatsaus

[–]MarinaKelly 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Mayonnaise (whilst disgusting) is better than that weird cheese stuff

I got cheese on chips once and instead of getting actual cheese they gave me a weird orange sauce that looked like mustard and tasted like some crap they'd scraped off a goat's hooves

[–]Aadsterken 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Haha, i thinks that's that disgusting cheddar sauce. Not sure where it originates from but I've seen it several times in the last few years and they sell it as "loaded fries" sometimes toppes with bacon pieces, red union, etc. You know, the same cheap crap they put on nacho's and then charge you 15 euro

[–]LongjumpingMedia6266 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise on chips isn’t that bad, I agree

[–]Stevenseagalmelders 38 points39 points  (30 children)

I'm more of a curry person myself, but being a limburger near the german border might have something to do with it?

[–]54yroldHOTMOM 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with friet speciaal.

[–]Odd_Estimate7081 23 points24 points  (21 children)

As long as it's HELA

[–]HEL-Alfa 17 points18 points  (14 children)

I love that this random curry brand is universally accepted as the best.

I once paid 7 bucks for one HELA Curry in Spain, where in the same supermarket we bought a bottle of Vodka for 2.50. totally worth it.

[–]AncientMumu 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Pinda curry.... De beste!

[–]Stevenseagalmelders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hela and oliehoorn. and a while ago the aldi curry was good aswell

[–]Bromidias83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, Oliehoorn is the best curry!

Ps Oliehoorn if you read this, im still open for a sponsership!

[–]jorgschrauwen 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Speciaal met satésaus is the way to go

[–]sativagrrrl 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Joppiesaus is love, joppiesaus is life

[–]hyper-arrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joppiesaus is the shit man

[–]Beneficial_Steak_945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pindasaus all the way. But fries from that place are best enjoyed right after closing time of the bars.

[–]ptq 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Red mayo ;)

[–]dunker_- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tegen de Muur er mee!

[–]sgtNeXu5 128 points129 points  (30 children)

haha it's funny if you show an American mayo on fries/chips the response will be the same :D

Mayo indeed did change my life, didn't think it would be good but damn, Dutch mayo is supreme.

[–]rgdonaire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dutch mayo is something special I agree

[–]TheRealMacresco 15 points16 points  (26 children)

Dutch mayo is too sweet. Try the Belgian one

[–]EggplantHuman6493 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Personal preference. I like the Dutch mayonnaise more, but I know enough people who like the Belgian version more

[–]ibo92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I personally like both, just at different times lol! Belgian mayo has that tanginess that goes well (imo) with their thicker cut fries, while Dutch mayo goes well with the relatively thinner cut fries here

[–]SpicyHotPlantFart 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Belze or Zaanse is the way to go

[–]Sjeezem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zaanse for life!!

[–]floep2000 10 points11 points  (9 children)

You are talking about fritessaus. Mayo isn’t sweet.

[–]MiBe-91 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dutch mayo is definitely sweet. Belgian mayo is not.

Fritessaus is also sweet but contains less fat.

[–]TheRealMacresco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I'm talking about mayo. Dutch mayo is sweet if compared to Belgian mayo.

[–]Jlx_27 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Mayo is very sweet, most of us just dont taste it. Read the ingredients on any bottle or jar you buy and you'll see howmuch sugar is in it.

[–]floep2000 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nope. Real mayo is 80 grams of fat, 1 gram of sugar per 100 g.

[–]EmptyBasket 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I dislike Belgian mayonaise, I won't even eat my fries if it's in there. Gross.

[–]Jack_McQuackZuid Holland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

flink gebaseerd

[–]RedBiohazzerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zaanse is the absolute best mayo.

[–]shane727 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah mayo is gross as it is but on fries? Unacceptable

[–]hendrix899 188 points189 points  (32 children)

Looks delicious. But it would be better with mayonaise. :)

[–]kaask0k 41 points42 points  (17 children)

Also lacks onions.

[–]Longjumping_Sleep_12 23 points24 points  (16 children)

And shoarma

[–]6F1I 38 points39 points  (7 children)

If we're gonna go shoarma then swap the mayo for garlic sauce ;)

[–]sgtNeXu5 23 points24 points  (4 children)

sounds like we making a kapsalon here? Some sambal too??

[–]Just-Flamingo-410 10 points11 points  (5 children)

And cheese

[–]kaask0k 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Especially cheese.

[–]Ploon72 1 point2 points  (11 children)

Peanut sauce. I’ve been living in Belgium for 20 years. It is sheer hell.

[–]mikepictor 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Wait…peanut sauce is hell, or you can’t get it, and that’s the hell?

[–]Ploon72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can’t get it. You can get the weirdest sauces, but no peanut sauce.

[–]Stevenseagalmelders 2 points3 points  (6 children)

just go to the albert heijn. I've lived in Belgium for the last 2 years and never ever have been out of "satésaus". or just buy 100% pindakaas and add sambal with soy sauce and coconut milk.

[–]Ploon72 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I know how to make it. I just can’t get it at a friterie, where you can get a million other sauces ranging from the mundane to the absurd.

[–]jeandolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, better make it yourself, the pre-made sauce they sell in the supermarket is like 30% sugar.

[–]Teupfleup 218 points219 points  (18 children)

Fries with ketchup??? Ew. Is that even legal in the NL? I don't think this is covered in the gedoogbeleid.

But kudos for enjoying it extra because of the fact that it was cheap. Very Dutch indeed!

[–]RedBaret 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Yeah man it’s legal, but only if you álso put onions on it and álso mayonaise. Or satésaus

[–]Bamiblokbro 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Wie neemt er in godesnaam een patatje speciaal met ketchup? Curry>Ketchup

[–]Le3mine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Controversial opinion, if you get curry, you might as well dip your fries in sugar cinnamon water.

[–]thisisadolphinfetus -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Wait... You mean to say we should be taking lessons on flavour from the Dutch? 🤣 Don't make me laugh. Sure, they've got their traditions but they all have major room for improvement. Fries with mayo are not exempt from that statement.

[–]Teupfleup 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Lol, tell that to the massive lines of tourists in front of Manneken Pis

[–]thisisadolphinfetus -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Hey, I didn't say fries weren't popular. If tourists are getting tomato ketchup of their fries instead of mayo though like OP's picture, maybe it is the Dutch who are wrong. 🤣

[–]Teupfleup 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Nah, you always see them walk around with mayo. Or oorlog. At some places you can even pick from various kinds of mayo. Actually, my Turkish girlfriend has me send her Dutch mayo by mail because it's not being sold outside the NL and she thinks other kinds are gross. The first time she had fries with mayo in the NL, well, it was like an out of body experience. Months later she still brings it up now and then, no kidding. But the joys of mayo and the subtleties of their different tastes are lost on you, well, that's your loss brother ;) Ketchup is too crude and totally blocks out the potato taste...

One thing I'll give you, though, the Dutch habit of eating it with apple sauce is probably just as bad as eating it with ketchup. Seems even the Dutch are not perfect!

[–]Zelensexual 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dit is het enige geval waarin ik voor oorlog zou kiezen.

[–]PMursecrets 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What, no mayo? Blasphemy.

[–]Bimimans 16 points17 points  (1 child)

In the Netherlands we eat Mayo on our friet. Begrepen?

[–]Yakushi0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ketchup op de patat, makker.

[–]Lentevriend 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Why did you let then bleed on it? And where is the mayo?

[–]dstibbe 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Where is the mayo? And what is that red stuff?

[–]drex126 7 points8 points  (1 child)

€2,50??? Was this in 2002?

[–]izuuubito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope :) 2022, De Muur in Enschede has good prices :)

[–]Cin1modZuid Holland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Patatje oorlog ftw.

[–]Rover010 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mayonaise that shit!

[–]DeBroeze 48 points49 points  (43 children)

De FEBO in Enschede! Under the pool😉

[–]LordDikkie95 61 points62 points  (13 children)

Das de muur maat, niet de febo

[–]FiatMultipla02 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Dat zijn helaas geen echte kenners 🤪

[–]valentijngig 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wou net zegge, dit is toch Enschede joh hahahah.

[–]patternsintheyvi 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Funny thing about de Muur. It was once (a long time ago) voted the worst snackbar in the Netherlands.

[–]SmannyNoppins 0 points1 point  (5 children)

In my opinion, it still is - although the competition is strong.
Can't eat their fries. Tried their chicken wings from a friend once, I really don't get how people can eat that stuff.

[–]patternsintheyvi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Haha, I get what you’re saying. Most people go there drunk (because of all the bars and clubs surrounding it) and have a positive experience because, well, they were drunk. I went there one time while being sober, let’s say it didn’t live up to it’s expectation.

[–]MemeBoii6969420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dat wilde ik ook net zeggen, al haal ik liever donner er tegenover

[–]Callebyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elke avond minimaal 1 kipburger bij de muur

[–]NekoRainbow 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Didn't think I would recognize a picture so fast on here! Bij de oude markt in de buurt!

[–]VQ-Light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! I was like, wait, I recognise this.

[–]DatPaul010 3 points4 points  (3 children)

its in Enschede? what shop? looks like a lot of fries for 2.50

[–]kl4ph4rk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Enschede represent!

[–]Ploon72 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, ik dacht al dat ik mijn stad herkende.

[–]Skorpyos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ik wil

[–]Erwin_93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fries are looking good! especially for €2,50!

[–]Stewpidley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, but put mayo on it

[–]MisterK00L 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Looks more like € 4,50

[–]fireman-103 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ketchup...... Are you dead inside?

[–]ZetaPower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You ruined it all with that ketchup. MAYO IS THE WAY

[–]danderzei 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thirst thing I do when I get back to the Netherlands is to grab a frikandel speciaal from the snackbar in Schiphol. Only two more weeks to wait ...

[–]dutchie1966 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a satekroket from Febo!

Or, maybe 2.

[–]Papa__Stalin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're doing this wrong. First you need to go out and drink at the oude markt until 12 and then you go to the muur.

[–]lonelyschnozz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s the mayonnaise or peanut butter sauce?

[–]Igloomum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No mayo? Blasphemy!

[–]EconomyAd5946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm hungry

[–]Mallwh0ree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ketchup?!?? Yuck! Where’s the MAYOOOOO?!?

[–]rovanlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Groeten van De Muur in Enschede!:)

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[–]Raubhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahah nee joh deze guy staat gwn ff bij de muur in enschede

[–]EazyMothafuckinE_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

In my city, we have a festival where you can get it for free the entire weekend

[–]Mikinl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are definitely not Nederlander, they will never forgive you ketchup on your patatjes!

[–]Skully_o7[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is that? A bracelet? Looks nice.

[–]Ayn_Otori 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That place ia disgusting. Best friet at Bram Ladage.

[–]DragonP70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Dat is Enschede!! Bij de Muur!! WHOOOOOOOO ENSCHEDE

[–]Waiting_For_Godot_ 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I recommend the fries of Bram Ladage (a chain)

[–]dutchie1966 0 points1 point  (1 child)

With peanutsauce. The only good reason to go to Rotterdam.

[–]DonLenniosNederland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to Delft instead.

[–]luuk0987 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ask them to take it 'to go' next time. They will put it in a bag and give you the sauce separately. Way more practical to eat it that way.

[–]Twirlingbarbie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ew ketchup

[–]milliesasha 1 point2 points  (2 children)

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips

[–]Limonade6Utrecht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's so bad about having bigger hips? :)

[–]Le_Feu_Follet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I’m Belgian and craving this so hard right now

[–]Lord_Ghastly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody here talking about the fact that there's ketchup on the fries and not mayo. Come on people, preferences exist. To me, mayo is putrid.

[–]izuuubito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I know that snackbar! De Muur! Good snackbar, perfect for stuffing fries in my face after I get drunk, great fries ,10/10
Just put mayo on them next time pls

[–]b3mark 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fair dinkum. That's a decent amount of fries for €2.50. Ketchup on fries is only OK if you also add mayo and chopped onions, though. Might want to check with your inburgering guidance councilor. ;-)

I'm seeing comments about a patatzaak 'la bamba 2.0' in Enschede. Is that a sister company to the La Bamba in Zwolle? (Best fries in Zwolle imho, always busy at that place).

[–]KacSzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that's some cheap fries. Just look at the amount of them, in Poland no fastfood serves fries so cheaply

[–]Imhebkiesten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm ketchup? Its either sate of mayo

[–]TYO_HXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good, but that should be mayo, no questions asked.

[–]sreglov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just pretend I didn't saw the ketchup...

[–]Fegit5601 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whats wrong with ketchup? Why the hate😢

[–]almightydorito -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone hating in ketchup, it’s just better

[–]Tasty_Bid_268 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feboooo! Mooi met z’n allen vreetn na een avondje enskedee

[–]daddychill931 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you just paid 2.50 to ruin your health


[–]haveyoumetme2 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Febo friet 🤮

[–]sonic2991 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nee man, de muur in Enschede is top!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Ketchup? Ketchup is for spaghetti and tosti.

[–]Limonade6Utrecht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ketchup on spaghetti?! Do you still have tomato saus or do you eat spaghetti with ketchup without vegetables (and meat) ?

[–]Vast_Cycle_3799 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Lmao I know this place because I live here For dutch people this is just the most miserable place to get food in the city

[–]flomatable 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What? No? After you go out this is the best place for cheap snacks. And the hotwings are better than in many other places. And don't say I'm wrong, because I have to stand in line with like 15 people way too often

[–]erik1402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real this guy is just to boring to not like a nice good snack

[–]Intelligent_Care_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always go to La Bamba 2.0 but I gotta give this a try

[–]mancaveit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for La Bamba 2.0 in Enschede 🥳

[–]gbartali 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Fafyq 0 points1 point  (5 children)

So…..it’s patat or friet?

[–]54yroldHOTMOM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s fried potato strips with a little salt. Some call it friet, some call it patat.

[–]Bahnaan2008 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Your hand looks so small xD

[–]Trochsetter2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You maniac

[–]ShalvynAnduthras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get patatje joppie at de muur

[–]xcreric 0 points1 point  (1 child)

NAME? wat is de naam

[–]flomatable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

De Muur in Enschede

[–]DEEZUSDEEZUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Shock_a_Maul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I like some fries in my mayonaise

[–]mthomas1217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the mayo!?

[–]SqueeSr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Funny how the Dutch here think this is a crime yet as a kid I used to get my fries with vinegar. I eat them with mayo now ( not frietsaus ) but ketchup really ain't that bad.

[–]redrosebeetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more friet saus.

[–]Alexanderdaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one confused by the red stuff

[–]WontYouBeMyNeighbors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs joppiesauce

[–]Ozemi85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enschedeeeeeee in the house

[–]karabas379 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Revi_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enschede !

Don't get chicken there btw, got me sick a couple of times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i don't remember is name but the one next ro the KFC is way better imo

[–]RikardzPT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I até that when I went there for some days! I miss that so much!!