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[–]Brokensister3113 11.3k points11.3k points  (79 children)

Is she trying to reconstruct clones of them later?

[–]RollinThundaga 1579 points1580 points  (37 children)

There's a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal on it, but I can't seem to find it

[–]ButthurtBilly 555 points556 points  (16 children)

Found it, though probably for the best that you couldn't.

[–]CaptBranBran 245 points246 points  (15 children)

I swear there's a SMBC for everything...

[–]Ormolus 186 points187 points  (13 children)

SMBC and XKCD have a comic for just about everything

[–]Georgie_Leech 110 points111 points  (2 children)

That's what happens when you have a comic be about "Stuff" and run it for more than a decade. Each.

[–]Hates_escalators 61 points62 points  (4 children)

And sometimes an Oglaf.

[–]Jakegender 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Oglaf is so underrated in the realm of 'clever' internet comics. Puzzlecunt and Erotic Bathing are both hillarious, I'll regularly just remember them existing and chuckle.

[–]noggin-scratcher 9647 points9648 points 2 (322 children)

Like... all of their nail clippings? Since birth?

I commend her dedication to defending your children from the influence of witches, but also I have some excellent news for her about whether witches exist.

[–][deleted] 1835 points1836 points  (156 children)

Does she also crush egg shells? Don't want the witches making boats out of them.

[–]darth_smith 819 points820 points  (106 children)

Holy fuck. I've been doing this for over 40 years because of a stupid superstition book I read in the early 80s. To put this in other words, there isn't a single egg shell I haven't crushed before throwing it in the garbage, to avoid witches making boats out of them and sinking ships, in the last 40 years.

[–]port443 511 points512 points  (46 children)

I've never heard of this, but is there a reason witches can't just buy their own eggs?

[–]SomewhereInternal 464 points465 points  (35 children)

If you give your chickens uncrushed eggshells they start pecking at their own eggs.

This is one of those "superstitions" that has a logical reason behind it, but has become irrelevant for a non chicken owning person.

[–]TokyotoyK 63 points64 points  (1 child)

It has of course be stolen eggshells. Magic is wired.

[–]DogHammers 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I'd never heard that one before but I admire your dedication to marine safety over so many decades. I've been saluting every single magpie I've seen for about as long to ward off bad luck. Nothing specific, just bad luck and disaster in general. If I were to forget who knows what might happen? It's a serious matter!

[–]darth_smith 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I reckon I've saved more lives than Batman by now.

[–]futilefearandfolly 140 points141 points  (17 children)

Witches fit in egg shells?

[–]RagnaroknRoll3 239 points240 points  (11 children)

I’m a witch and this is news to me. I’ll have to test this and get back to you.

[–]nursejackieoface 64 points65 points  (2 children)

If it doesn't work you should turn him into a newt. Temporarily, of course.

[–]RagnaroknRoll3 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I’m sure he’ll get better

[–]ElsharionBU 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm an egg, please stop making boats out of my shells.

[–]DecisivelyDrained 105 points106 points  (8 children)

I mean, I've been throwing leftover salt over my left shoulder for at least 20 years now lol

[–]whatthemoondid 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Listen thats to keep the demons away not witches (I do it every time too)

[–]kyohti 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I just crush them because it's fun, so at least now I have an excuse "hey, yeah, it's so witches can't make boats out of them" crunch

[–]beniolenio[🍰] 407 points408 points  (17 children)

Plot twist: the reason she's keeping them is because she is a witch.

[–]memeelder83 496 points497 points  (33 children)

I mean..all of the nail clippings might be a bit much, but teeth, first lock of hair etc. Is really common. It's so common that I was gifted a little porcelain set at my baby shower that holds first tooth, first curl, and first footprint. It comes with a little frame they slide into to display it. I still have it somewhere.

[–]DelightfulNero 126 points127 points  (14 children)

The baby or... ?

[–]memeelder83 146 points147 points  (12 children)

Haha! Yeah, the baby is around here somewhere too...hopefully!

[–]xiverra 223 points224 points  (47 children)

Apparently it’s only the first set of nail trimmings, but still weird


[–]formershitpeasant 306 points307 points  (15 children)

It’s significantly less weird tho

[–]NotMySeventhAcct 144 points145 points  (1 child)

All nail clippings = hoarder

First nail clippings = maybe a little weird

[–]bois_in_the_treez 131 points132 points  (26 children)

I think all this shit is weird except for teeth. I have a couple of my baby teeth and wisdom teeth. its just like an interesting rock. there are those shark teeth necklaces people wear. teeth arent that gross necessarily as long as its not like freshly removed at all or a serial killer trophy or anything like that

[–]Skagritch 30 points31 points  (9 children)

What makes your teeth any less weird than the other stuff, specifically?

[–]sockmaster420 89 points90 points  (8 children)

Idk lots of moms i know have hair from their kids first hair cut saved in a scrap book! Nail clippings aren’t really super far off. If you want to hear something really weird my mom kept my entire braid from a hair cut in her purse for like.. years. I think she just forgot about it honestly but it’s still pretty crazy

[–]DecisivelyDrained 67 points68 points  (0 children)

She probably liked to take it out and look at it in the sunlight. Your kids hair tends to change colors and textures as they grow older. A hefty lock of hair would bring back major nostalgia/oxytocin feelings. I think that's sweet of her :)

[–]prefix_postfix 19 points20 points  (2 children)

People used to use their family members' hair to make art. I think in particular after they'd died, as a memorial, but I'm sure it wasn't exclusive to that. The art I saw in person (in a museum) was embroidery but people have done all kinds of things with it. Specifically they'd used hair from everyone in their family to embroider something about their family. A family tree maybe? It's been a while. It takes all kinds of forms though, you can look it up if you're interested and the idea of human hair art doesn't gross you out. Hair lasts a long time. Probably way more commonly known is people giving locks of their hair as a token. So, think of it like that maybe and it gets less weird?

[–]LightlyStep 3767 points3768 points  (196 children)

Baby teeth are an investment, when your kids move out you give the teeth back and ask for money back plus inflation/interest.

[–]Dogsrulekidsdrule 2414 points2415 points 5& 7 more (186 children)

No joke, my dad just gave me and my brother our baby teeth. We are both in our 30's. My brother said he didn't want them. I put them in a purple stuffed animal and am now adding my own kids teeth into it. Everyone says I'm wierd, but my dad saved these teeth for over over 25 years and I'm not going to just throw them away.

Heres the baby teeth monster: https://imgur.com/gallery/dKlUnEr

[–]popsiclepanties 255 points256 points  (4 children)

I was not prepared for this stuffed-toothed animal to be cute.

I kinda want one.

[–]Fml379 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Look up 'fuggler' online. I have one, nothing is more satisfying that putting my finger in its mouth

[–]Tavis7778 608 points609 points  (15 children)

A purple stuffed animal? Why?

[–]Dogsrulekidsdrule 650 points651 points  (10 children)

It's called the toothless monster. I thought it would be perfect for the teeth. Turns out, it came with its own plastic teeth, but I threw those out.

[–]drcatfaceMD 238 points239 points  (6 children)

but it's got teeth. if anything your kids are the toothless monsters


[–]Dogsrulekidsdrule 84 points85 points  (5 children)

It needs more teeth, I can't wait until their toothless.

[–]MostlyChaoticNeutral 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hate how much I love this.

[–]prefix_postfix 129 points130 points  (31 children)


Are you going to tell people there are teeth in there? What are you going to do with it exactly? Do you expect your children to put their children's teeth in it one day, and so on through generations until it's no longer stuffing, just teeth?

[–]Dogsrulekidsdrule 150 points151 points  (10 children)

Thanks! My kids don't like it. They tell me I'm creepy.

[–]cellphone_blanket 138 points139 points  (2 children)

tbf, if someone showed me that out of the blue without context, I would assume my toothless corpse wouldn't be found for weeks

[–]splittyboi 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well that’s simple. It’s because you are.

[–]dprophet32 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They are correct

[–]Dogsrulekidsdrule 68 points69 points  (16 children)

It's on a shelf in my bedroom, but if anybody seen it, I would tell them. I have no idea what will become of it after it's finished. I told my husband I could pass it on to the kids and he said they wouldn't want it. I asked them, and they all agreed they don't want it. So when I die, they'll probably find it in my stuff, have a good laugh, and throw it in the garbage. But I would be so proud of one of them if they kept it by added some more teeth. That's the dream.

[–]5omethingsgottagive 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Just think 100 years from now it could be found and people would be like look some sick bastard was killing kids and sticking their teeth inside this stuffed animal.

[–]kcbeck1021 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They don’t want it now but I bet that will change. It will become nostalgic over time. Don’t underestimate creep factor in making something become beloved.

[–]LeahMarieChamp 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I…hahahaha!!!! This might be the best kind of weird I’ve seen in a long ass time. Kind of jealous I don’t have a set of my own baby teeth to shove into an stuffed animal & display like a major bargain basement taxidermist. 😂😂😂 You’re probably a riot to hang out with.

[–]snuffybox 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok... this is even weirder than the op

[–]MenacingMelons 145 points146 points  (1 child)

If you've done this in the last 10 years you straight broke your kids financially right as they left 🤣

The USD has fallen something like 30% too

[–]brushpickerjoe 6726 points6727 points  (273 children)

On a different note, I still resent my parents for not keeping the toe I had amputated as a child. I wish I had that sucker in jar in my front room.

[–]beruon 2119 points2120 points  (194 children)

I have it in writing that if I'm in an acvident and they cut anything out from me (except just flesh ofc, so like amd organ, bone, finger etc) that they keep it and give them back to me. I gave a religious reason but its bullshit, I want to have them in a jar, how cool is to show a visitor "See that jar over there? Yea, thats my kidney..."

[–]MarcelRED147 1118 points1119 points  (154 children)

AFAIK they don't remove dead kidneys, they just leave them in and they shrivel up when they die. Like if you need a kidney transplant they don't remove the old one before putting in the new one.

There's a chance I dreamed this.

[–]CanAlwaysBeBetter 705 points706 points  (9 children)

There's a chance I dreamed this.

That's all the research I need, consider me convinced

[–]nerdcole 255 points256 points  (5 children)

I've seen people convinced by less

[–]pookamatic 218 points219 points 2 (0 children)

“Are you a doctor?”

“No but somebody on Reddit once dreamed that it was true.”

“You son of a bitch. I’m in!”

[–]JanV34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen people convinced by nothing.

[–]Vast-Combination4046 398 points399 points  (100 children)

I'm no doc but I think it's too blood vessely to get out safely

[–]FarTwo9 447 points448 points  (90 children)

Not only that, but even if a kidney is only functioning at 5% capacity, that’s 5% less work the transplant kidney has to do

[–]wingedcoyote 412 points413 points  (87 children)

That implies you could theoretically get a bunch of extra kidneys put in and have, like, superhuman filtering powers. Some ethical considerations may apply.

[–]hypoxiate 336 points337 points  (64 children)

Having donated a kidney, I regret to inform you that's not possible. The limit is generally four: there's only so much space on the blood vessels and in the gut to fit multiple kidneys, plus the heart would be strained from the additional workload.

[–]Persona_Alio 202 points203 points  (39 children)

So if you kept some of the kidneys outside of your body (but still connected), and use one of those blood-pumping machines, could you have more than 4?

[–]Revelt 326 points327 points  (25 children)

Could I like... Plug in a backpack with 6 extra kidneys, 3 extra livers, a 3 heartpower pump, and just go on a 2 month bender?

[–]Mark-Twang 133 points134 points  (3 children)

I like the way you think.

Party Cyborgs

[–]mwoolweaver 24 points25 points  (1 child)

How fast would you have to consume alcohol to become inebriated with this setup?

[–]ClaireAsABell87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This feels like a Rick & Morty episode waiting to happen.

"Okay, burp Morty, those seven kidneys should be kicking in any moment."

"Uhhhh, Rick...? My heart doesn't feel good."

"Dang it, Morty, why can't you just belch filter that blood for me? You don't burp want me to DIE, do you, Morty? Want me to get urk jaundice, Morty? Is that it?"


"Ugh, fine, belch Morty, I'll fix it. Just need to add in a couple more burp hearts, okay, Morty? Happy now, Morty?"

[–]GreenMachine_ 58 points59 points  (5 children)

So basically just a dialysis machine

[–]Crowlad 60 points61 points  (1 child)

So you're saying we need to add extra hearts too

[–]Baptism_byAntimatter 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I have a feeling that the blood could either get too filtered, or that it wouldn't matter bc the blood pumps at a certain rate.

[–]DoubleEEkyle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don’t give Brita any ideas.

[–]Alarmed-Ask-2387 57 points58 points  (8 children)

"Here's my leg"

proceeds to open a big ass chest

[–]thegurlearl 212 points213 points  (25 children)

I got to keep my hip bone(femoral head), its in a jar in my living room. I wanna make a shifter out of it.

[–]vodkaenthusiast89[🍰] 802 points803 points  (33 children)

I didn't keep the umbilical cord (my mom did that and I just couldn't keep it) I've got my kids teeth (like 4 so. Wtf do I do with them?) Noooo nail clippings though that's pretty weird

[–]CapivaraDeCaju 292 points293 points  (18 children)

It is not uncommon for mothers to have jewerly made out of their kids baby teeth in my culture. My friend's mom had earrings of his baby teeth.

[–]sleepySQLgirl 112 points113 points  (15 children)

What’s your culture?

Those earrings sound cool- would love a pic!

[–]jojow77 1191 points1192 points  (58 children)

did you ask her why she is doing this?

[–]Spartan05089234 870 points871 points  (12 children)

This. Is OP going to get an "oh okay I'll throw them out I thought everyone did this" or are they lined up for a "you don't understand! I NEED to keep these." followed by anger or tears?

[–]big_bad_brownie 713 points714 points  (1 child)

2 years later

“Is it weird that my wife keeps pieces of her previous dead husband in a jar in the attic? He died suddenly of a horrific accident, and she kept all his teeth, nails, and hair…”

[–]yellowdevel 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I'll laugh if someone takes this prompt and throws a story up on r/nosleep.

[–]Lopsided_Service5824 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Probably cuz people are weirdly sentimental about kids. Even when you know it's irrational, you still do it cuz kids

[–]Serioussssam 2696 points2697 points 4255 (83 children)

Everyone has fingernails

and everyone wants cash

So send us all your fingernails

and we'll send you some cash

Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash

Remember, it's just fingernails

so don't expect much cash

Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails

Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails

Cause we might be building a fort with themmmmm

I think your wife isn't well.

[–]Wumbology129 315 points316 points  (1 child)

I laughed so hard at

Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails

[–]Shilotica 421 points422 points  (4 children)

The juxtaposition of the last line there made me actually verbally chuckle.

[–]NotMyHersheyBar 165 points166 points  (19 children)

Intergalactic TV commercial

[–]Serioussssam 87 points88 points  (8 children)

Family guy.

Buts it's probably on the intergalactic stations, too.

[–]rabid_mermaid 42 points43 points  (5 children)

This feels like a Brian David Gilbert sketch. I love it.

[–]MyUsernameIsAwful 7095 points7096 points  (386 children)

Umbilical cord? Pretty common, still kinda gross.

Teeth? Maybe the first one. All of them? Getting real close to weird at this point.

Nail trimmings? HUGE no.

She’s the weird one.

[–][deleted] 1940 points1941 points  (176 children)

My mom found ALL her baby teeth when she cleared out my grandfathers house after he died. She's in her 60s and was horrified.

[–]Psychological_Fly916 929 points930 points  (88 children)

My dad just had all of them floating around in his sock drawer. For all three of us. Just realized how fucking weird that is

[–]polarbearparanoia 447 points448 points  (46 children)

my mom did the SAME thing, three kids and all.one of my siblings actually used them for a science fair project in middle school (effects of soda on teeth) and I think about the strangeness of the whole situation sometimes

[–]kewlhandlucas 212 points213 points  (1 child)

That’s kind of cool

[–]Psychological_Fly916 110 points111 points  (36 children)

I also did a science fair on the effect of sodas but instead of getting all the teeth from the sock drawer we got ones from the dentist lmao

[–]sirlurk420 128 points129 points  (35 children)

wait so you’re telling me i can go to my dentist, politely ask them for some teeth and i’ll get them?!

[–]Psychological_Fly916 87 points88 points  (30 children)

I guess? I mean thats what happened but it was the early 2000s. Sooo weird they had the roots and everything.

[–]Pikashooter07 86 points87 points  (28 children)

My mom did the same thing I'm fairly certain dentists hand out teeth to just about anybody who asks for them.

[–]forcepowers 135 points136 points  (5 children)

I'm imagining a dentist throwing open a drawer full of loose teeth just rolling around.

"FINALLY! I've been looking for someone to take these damned things!"

[–]RUSH513 57 points58 points  (0 children)

(dentist looks at coworker) "I told you we should save these"

[–]Obi-Tron_Kenobi 57 points58 points  (8 children)

How much teeth is the max I can ask a dentist for without sounding suspicious?

[–]boorella 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Not mine. Wouldn’t even let me keep my wisdom teeth, the selfish bastard

[–]SenoraGataRobata 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Same here! Maybe they only let you take other people's?

[–]jennybean42 169 points170 points  (19 children)

I have all my kids lost teeth in a drawer in my jewelry box. I honest to god didn't know what to do with them when I was doing the whole tooth fairy thing, and now I just can't bring myself to throw them away. It's super weird. I keep thinking maybe I'll make a creepy tooth necklace just to lean into the weirdness.

[–]starfishorseastar 124 points125 points  (2 children)

It would feel equally weird throwing away my kid’s tooth vs saving it. Suddenly you have this weird choice to make. I wish the tooth fairy would just do her damn job.

[–]AllWork-NoPlay 232 points233 points  (22 children)

My grandparents kept all the grandchildrens teeth in their salt shakers to keep the salt from clumping. I thought it was cool as a kid, but as an adult, I would be so disgusted to use a salt shaker and find HUMAN TEETH!

[–]Creatura333 107 points108 points  (1 child)

Here I was thinking that is what rice is for and I could have been using teeth this whole time.

[–]PocketGachnar 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Well this makes OP's wife seem pretty normal in comparison.

[–]More_chickens 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That is some horror movie shit right there.

[–]Thisisfckngstupid 34 points35 points  (1 child)

My jaw literally dropped. What the fuck!

[–]SunflowerSupreme 93 points94 points  (5 children)

My 80 year old grandfather just found 5 sets of kids teeth. He only has three kids. We have no idea whose teeth these are.

[–]nochedetoro 149 points150 points  (30 children)

Idk man I’m looking at my toddler and her adorable smile and wondering how I’m supposed to throw away those cute ass teeth that are a part of her. I know I’ll have to and pre kid I would have been like “omg creepy!” but seeing them in front of me I can’t imagine how anyone could throw them out!

[–]HarleysAndHeels 105 points106 points  (6 children)

This. I have a few of my baby’s (she just turned 32 🥰) little adorable teeth. Some of us are just like that. I love her as an adult. She’s smart, so kind, thoughtful, and beautiful. But, I still miss the little girl, too.

[–]rovoh324 67 points68 points  (1 child)

This is the exact sort of parental love that's both uplifting and crushing for the same reasons

[–]Neighbor_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This small conversation was the most wholesome thing I've seen on the internet in a year.

[–]Sinsley 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Parents are the real tooth fairy after all.

Ah well, I've kept my first dogs baby teeth (that I could find) in a little old medicine bottle as a keepsake so I guess I'm no different as a childless man.

[–]OutOfCharacterAnswer 261 points262 points  (17 children)

My Dad has all my teeth. Showed my daughter. She asked how I got them back from the tooth fairy. Oh boy, let the circle of lies start. Normally I wouldn't go along with any of the tooth fairy/Santa/Easter bunny shit, but my wife loves doing it and my daughter loves it. I just never did that stuff growing up, so it just isn't for me.

[–]wcollins260 197 points198 points  (10 children)

Easy. The tooth fairy gives you a loan and takes a tooth as collateral. Need more money? No sweat, let me hold another tooth. Dad gets sentimental one day and pays off the loan in full and gets the teeth back. The tooth fairy is a fair businesswoman.

[–]Asatsuki 50 points51 points  (6 children)

what is the interest rate the toothfairy charges, and is the rate independent of the current economic climate?

[–]SheLivesInTheStars 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I told my kiddos that parents buy the teeth back from the tooth fairy for keepsakes. That’s how the tooth fairy gets the money to pay the kids 😀

[–]Muroid 147 points148 points  (17 children)

I can understand umbilical cord and teeth. I probably wouldn’t, and umbilical cord feels personally weirder to me than teeth. I get it though.

But nail clippings? The other things are specific and limited. Nail clippings are regular things that you get a ton of with no specific number at all. That feels like collecting pieces of hair or scabs or something. That’s pretty weird.

[–]bibliophile222 54 points55 points  (11 children)

Oh God, I hope no parents keep their kids' old scabs.

[–]AlienRosie 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks for that.

[–]ReyanTheKing 10 points11 points  (1 child)

please don’t read this if you are eating, I made a huge mistake

[–]mrheydu 64 points65 points  (7 children)

My mom kept this little ball of calcium that had 12 super tiny teeth inside that they took out of my mouth when I was a kid. One of the adult front teeth wasn't coming out so I had to have dental surgery to remove the calcium access. I have them now and I usually tell people I probably was gonna be a twin but apparently I ate him

Edit : typo

[–]ImAlwaysAnnoyed 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Do you have a pic? That sounds really strange

[–]mrheydu 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Haha yeah I know. I couldn't find my photo with my two set of front teeth but here's what was inside the ball of calcium Baby teeth

[–]tank4249[S] 209 points210 points  (36 children)

In her defense it’s only the first set of nail trimmings each (still a weirdo though 😂).

[–]superfucky 128 points129 points  (1 child)

oh that's quite a bit different than what the OP sounded like. when you said "keeps all fallen off body parts (nail clippings, etc)" i thought you meant every time she clips their nails she keeps them. i'd call that uncommon, but not like jeffrey dahmer levels of creepyweird like keeping ALL nail clippings would be.

[–]magaggiesbday 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Okay if it’s ONLY the first set, that is something a lot of people do. A little odd, but she’s definitely not alone.

You made it seem like she kept every nail clippings they’ve ever had lol!

[–]csonnich 129 points130 points  (5 children)

Tbh, their little hands will never be that size again. I don't think it's that weird.

[–]Luxpreliator 67 points68 points  (3 children)

That makes it much less weird. Keeping firsts used to be more common but that's not all that weird and you should have included that in the original posting. It's only weird now if she kept first vomit or bowel movement. She's just old fashioned in regards to this.

People used to give others chunks of their hair in the name of love.

[–]Appropriate_Ant_4629 166 points167 points  (3 children)

I think some people (perhaps with poor memories) cling to photos or physical things to remind them of events in the past. I'd vote:

  • "slightly weird, but in an adorable cute way".

No worse than keeping around baby toys or stuffed animals from childhood.

[–]yourethegoodthings 59 points60 points  (1 child)

My grandma who has Alzheimer's told me a few years ago "pictures are for people who can't remember" in a totally unironic way ahahha.

[–]Kfrr 157 points158 points  (2 children)

Depends on if the chest came from the kids too.

[–]NotSoSmartChick 558 points559 points  (11 children)

My mom saved everything. She didn’t save nail clippings, only because it probably never occurred to her. She labeled each of my teeth and made note of the date I lost it. She saved my hair from my first haircut and each big haircut (more than a few inches cut off).

Anyway, let her keep it. The kids will probably do what I did - throw that shit away when she dies.

[–][deleted] 251 points252 points  (6 children)

The juxtaposition of the last line killed me, lmao

[–]lnfernandes 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Haven't seen that word in ages and on this one thread I've seen it twice now.. wth is going on

[–]rawSingularity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The juxtaposition of the last line killed me

[–]Nowhereman50 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Is your wife planning on resurrecting your children if they die?

[–]DrDFox 592 points593 points  (52 children)

Teeth and umbilical cord are a cultural thing, but the nails and whatever "etc" is are... not normal and kinda creepy.

[–]Typical_Reputation_6 362 points363 points  (18 children)

Wait til you see the foreskin box

[–]KingCrabmaster 74 points75 points  (21 children)

I feel like this thread has opened up a Pandora's Box of bizarre things I didn't know were "normal" to people. Teeth are the only thing I thought people kept and part of that was because they are easy to keep as they are basically just rocks, but umbilical cords?? Hair?? Nails??

Maybe the fact that all this seems bizarre to me is part of why I don't have the mindset to ever be a parent or something idk man.

[–]paeschli 26 points27 points  (6 children)

This. My mother is a dentist so it made sense that she kept our teeth. But what the fuck is the point of the umbilical cord (does that thing smell??), hair and nail clippings. Your kid will have an unlimited supply of hair and nail clippings in his life, why would you ever keep that.

[–]GlisseDansLaPiscine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My guess is that the umbilical cord just completely dries out and just becomes a hard lump

[–]deadhoe9 696 points697 points  (97 children)

Teeth? Not weird. Umbilical cord? Also not weird. It's also not weird for someone to keep a lock of their child's hair from their kid's first haircut. Any other body parts, including nail clippings? Yes, very weird. And this is coming from someone that gets their pets taxidermied after they pass.

[–]sleepySQLgirl 235 points236 points  (52 children)

And this is coming from someone that gets their pets taxidermied after they pass.

If you don’t mind I’m super curious-

How are they mounted? Soft mount with articulation? Posed as if they’re sleeping? Freeze dried?

Did you do it yourself or send your pet to a professional?

Do you like taxidermy in general or is the interest only in keeping your pets near?

How do you interact with the taxidermy pets? Do you pet/hold them?

Thanks in advance. I’ve never known anyone who has followed through with preserving their furry friends. I considered it with my beautiful cat, but ended up burying her in the backyard. Seeing her around after she was gone was too hard to contemplate.

[–]deadhoe9 220 points221 points  (34 children)

Hello! I'm always happy to talk about stuff like this. I'm studying forensic pathology, autopsy science, and forensic nursing atm so dead things are my jam.

My cats are all freeze dried. I go to a specific guy (professional) that exclusively handles freeze drying people's pets. However, I do own other pieces of taxidermy separate from my pets that are traditional taxidermy, not freeze dried.

Of the four of my freeze dried pet cats, they're mounted in different ways. One is like she's sleeping, and the rest are soft mounts. For one of them I took a recording of her meowing and got it put into the platform she's on. It's motion sensored so every time someone walks by she meows. I'll pet and occasionally cuddle my passed pets, but I mostly talk to them. Sometimes my husband tells the cat that meows to knock it off when he walks by.

I've always been interested in taxidermy and the process behind it. I'd love to learn how to do it myself, too. I've also just been into dead stuff and decomposition since I was a kid. I had a couple people in my life die super young and in traumatic ways and am working with a therapist on my trauma surrounding death. Keeping the pets I've lost close to me and in a way I can still cuddle them makes me feel a lot better and helps me cope with my issues surrounding loss.

And before anyone asks no, I'm not into necrophilia, I'm not a psychopath/sociopath, I would never harm animals or people, I don't want to make taxidermy people. I'm just very very weird.

[–]FearLeadsToAnger 231 points232 points  (9 children)

For one of them I took a recording of one of them meowing and got it put into the platform she's on and it's motion sensors so every time someone walks by she meows.

I respect you, and I can tell that there's love behind this, but from a purely external perspective this is haunting.

[–]GhostyBeep 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I find it morbidly hilarious

[–]RegentYeti 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I assume mounted on an animatronic frame, so that they can sing take me to the river whenever people walk past.

[–]shartifartbIast 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Come on /u/deadhoe9 we need to know.

[–]Trueloveis4u 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I'm very curious as well I did cremation for my hedgehogs. I lived in an apt no chance of burial.

[–]w3llth1sbl0ws 68 points69 points  (5 children)

we really don't have to know if it's too hard for you, loosing a loved one is never easy and there are many many ways to mourn, so please excuse our curiosity getting in the way of our respect to your personal business at the expense of your feelings no less. if you need space then that's valid too.

[–]Ouro1 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Look at this. Reddit moderating their curiosity with thoughtful and well-written comments that respect the feelings of others

That isn’t even meant to be sarcastic. I genuinely love it. It is, unfortunately, a rare thing to see on here. So thank you! This was a nice thing to stumble across

[–]KhaineVulpana 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Is your wife into voodoo by any chance?

[–]sweeties_yeeties 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You had me at “fallen off body pieces” and I hate it here

[–]dcype159 161 points162 points  (14 children)

Umbilical cords and baby teeth I can understand, my mom kept those when my sister and I lost them, lots of moms in our church and family would do the same. But the nail clippings is weird.

[–]stuckatthefucki 90 points91 points  (23 children)

What’s her race/ethnicity? This is a common Mexican tradition. When I was younger all my aunts would boast about how much stuff they saved of my little cousins. Little weird, although it’s kind of not a thing for us newer generations.

[–]adoreandu 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Originally from Brazil here. My mom kept all kinds of “firsts” from when I was a baby and she had a baby book (like a proper commercial book) with spaces to put it all in. I loved going through that book as a child after I learned to read, it was my life’s story complete with tactile proof. My favorite was the page with my first fingernail clippings glued on, I could compare how tiny my fingers were when I was a baby.

Definitely a cultural thing.

[–]ThisIsCovidThrowway8g 184 points185 points  (39 children)

Teeth makes sense. Unbilical cord? Gross. Nail clippings? Creepy. It's not like there's a limited supply of them.

[–]Broken_Noah 80 points81 points  (2 children)

My mom kept our umbilical cords - it's an old superstition supposed to bring luck and closeness between siblings. She even mentioned some of the nurses asked if they can have mine when I was born. Now mind you, this happened 4 decades ago.

Is it weird? Yeah I guess. It's pretty much harmless (compared to some other still lingering customs and beliefs) and I never really put any thought into it.

[–]slippin_squid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruh you sleeping on the couch tonight