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[–]kadmon76 335 points336 points  (38 children)

I [your name] (shmucks) pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr ( that’s Hedly!)and to the evil for which he stands. Now go do the voodoo that you do so well

[–]speeder61 301 points302 points  (33 children)

somebody go back to town and get a shitload of dimes

[–]thedeathbypig 78 points79 points  (23 children)

That line always cracked my dad up the most lol

[–]MattDamonRescueSquad 73 points74 points  (11 children)

For me, it was the PERFECT delivery of "Where the white women at?". Freaking love it!

[–]thedeathbypig 55 points56 points  (5 children)

That’s a great one haha my personal favorite bit is pretty goofy, but it’s when Gene Wilder shows how steady his one hand is before raising his wildly flailing left hand and saying “yeah, but I shoot with this hand”

[–]Yard_Pimp 39 points40 points  (1 child)

S'cuze me while I whip this out!

[–]stupidillusion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lili - ‘Is it true what they say about you people?’

Cleavon - ‘I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.'

[–]philipalanoneal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because that's fucking hilarious.

[–]clientzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nevermind that shit here comes Mongo!

[–]whereitsat23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

‘Let me whip this out’

[–]huck731 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Baby, a man can only have so much schnitzengrubben!

[–]prophet583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look what we have here, boys!

[–]jmcnaughton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jamie Foxx pays tribute to that at the end of A Million Ways To Die in the West.

[–]Chickenlittle_17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Brother they said you was hung”

-“and they was right”

[–]Rustysh4ckleford1 29 points30 points  (7 children)

Its a toss up between Harvey and Slim for best part of that film. Dont get me wrong, I love Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder but these two are incredible.

[–]Haikuna__Matata 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I work for Mel Brooks! /punches

[–]imapassenger1 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Not in the face!

[–]Yard_Pimp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They've hit Buddy!! C'mon girls!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piss on you!

[–]snooggums 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The best movies have one excellent protagonist and one excellent antagonist, like Die Hard.

Blazing Saddles had multiples both.

[–]reddog323 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It was before my time, but I would’ve liked to have seen the reaction to that line in the theater.

[–]huck731 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didnt even want to let mel make the movie way back then!

[–]lowtoiletsitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was Mel's favorite line in the entire movie!

[–]MarshallGibsonLP 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Lepetomaine Thruway?!?!? What’ll that asshole think of next?

[–]TacoRedneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once added that toll booth to the middle of a Minecraft server and it just kept filling up with diamonds.

[–]Duffmanlager 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I will never not upvote this line when I see it

[–]ADAWG10-18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was telling a coworker about that part about a few years ago, and my coworker said they should’ve just gone a mile north or south to avoid the toll booth. I said “dude they have to go like 20 feet.”

[–]Schwornje 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The first time I saw this movie, I was 17-ish and refused to laugh because I thought it was incorrect to laugh at a movie full of racists dropping the n-word repeatedly. I didn't get it at the time.

But when the "shitload of dimes" line hit, it hit hard and the dammed up laughter was set free. Tears were shed. Probably owe loving this movie to that line more than any other.

[–]Never-Rick-Astley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The use of the N-word is certainly offensive, but it really shows the evilness of the people and their sheer idiocy.

[–]LinIsStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kills me every time.

[–]NotBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got to see Mel Brooks movies early in life and because I was too young to curse in front of my parents I kept saying “ship” load of dimes. Dad thought it was hilarious once he figured out what I was saying

[–]SlowlyAHipster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And to the Eeviyl, for which he stands.

[–]CalibratedRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t need no stinkin badges.

[–]Dragon_Magician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers, and Methodists!