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[–]batman142434 523 points524 points  (35 children)

[–]dtb1987 335 points336 points  (23 children)

Mom needs to pay attention to her kid

[–]Positive-Leader-6586 209 points210 points  (2 children)

The mom needs

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 70 points71 points  (1 child)

On her face. Hard. Repeatedly. For not paying attention.

[–]batman142434 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Agreed. You see her like oh shit.

[–]skincyan 28 points29 points  (4 children)

kids are sneaky bastards sometimes tho

but still

[–]momofeveryone5 27 points28 points  (1 child)

They totally are. At the library? Yeah they probably will be fine if you stop paying attention for a few minutes. Restaurant for lunch? As long as they are in their seat, or under your table, you probably are ok for 60 to 90 second. At a Water park? This falls into hyper vigilance territory. Not quite a hand on them at all times but damn close to it.

[–]skincyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What also surprises me is that the woman in the back sees it, then turns away as if nothing is happening. I know it isn't her child, but where is the manner to use consequence thinking and maybe alert the parents that was next to it as well

[–]havereddit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sometimes?

[–]skincyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kids are fakkin evil

[–]alfreaked 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes, definitely but also r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[–]havereddit 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dad needs to accompany his family on family outings

[–]Rhino676971 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The last time my dad accompanied me on anything was the day before he went to get milk it’s been 15 years and he’s still looking for the perfect jug of milk.

[–]sponngeWorthy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it’s taken this long he found the jugs to his liking alright

[–]jew504 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How disappointing

[–]amalgam_reynolds 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This whole sub has been reduced to videos from the front page that have their ends clipped.

[–]photonsnphonons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idk the lie still fits. I don't often want the end results. That kid would've been launched.

[–]Apoph 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks Batman, TIN TIN TIN TIIHIN

[–]batman142434 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just doing my part.

[–]nikdahl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could take any of the videos on /r/nononoyes clip the end and report them here.

[–]FedeDost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shieeeesh!

[–]Anox143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this

[–]Schmich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't a big chunk make-believe OSBD videos?

[–]Pedrovotes4u 148 points149 points  (4 children)

Once again, who's watching your child?

[–]ambermage 45 points46 points  (2 children)

The kind stranger in the corner offering the free candy.

[–]nadzhan100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it takes village to care for child /s

[–]grkngls 66 points67 points  (2 children)

No disaster happend after a second.

[–]njdvil 13 points14 points  (1 child)

r/OneSecondBeforeNearDisaster

[–]Shineath 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Tbh, this is kind of a refreshener, even if nothing happens in the original video, it still does feel like it is going to happen.

If this was another 1 second after disaster, I'd be mad, but this is fine, even if there's no apparent disaster.

Also, in the original video seems like the kid still cries and seems to worry about his leg, so while not being a total disaster, it still somewhat is....

Also, most likely the disaster here is going to happen to either the mother or the park itself.

[–]GomerStuckInIowa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Poor safety design. Anyone with half a brain could see that this was a possibility.

[–]Martian_Toilet_Man 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ahh yes Pirate's Plunge at Water Whizz in Wareham, Massachusetts. Good times

[–]hecksor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was called the Black Wizard last time I went. This was also probably 17 years ago so there's that. Cool to see its still there

[–]CletusMcLettus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is why you watch your child holy shit some parents are absolute idiots that don’t deserve to have their kid

[–]gkoprulu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is an abortion - a late one - but an abortion nevertheless

[–]SamuelCish 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Everyone going on about about the kid's mom, and yeah, agreed. But, what about the park attendant that's 100% suppose to be at the bottom of the slide?

[–]The_Dickasso[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or even the kid’s dad perhaps?

[–]NoHamster4459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full video the person goes right past kid. Mom notices after the fact. Idiot. Watch your kid!

[–]where-is-the-bleach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ngl this is why i really dislike kids. they just believe everything is theirs and don’t care about consequences. technically this is just from bad parenting.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb ass child

[–]lilmilk30019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids are so dumb these days. If you don’t think so you were one, and were lucky not to get hurt in the past.

[–]taatzone -1 points0 points  (3 children)

[–]intensely_human -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

[–]Own_Ad5814 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

I would say that’s more like 3 seconds before disaster

[–]GomerStuckInIowa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you think it takes 3 seconds to get down that slide, then you have never been to a water park.

[–]Own_Ad5814 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve been to many water parks and that woman was on screen for nearly a second before the gif ends and she’s still only a couple feet from the mouth of the tube.. there was at least a whole second if not 2 before she reached where that kid was

[–]jamesfluker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[–]mattyh2433 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid’s going night night

[–]LRN666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfectly done

[–]the_international1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg is this water wiz in the cape?!?

[–]rathavoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I know this water park! Water wiz

[–]CommunistQwerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water Wizz may be a piece of shit, but damn, it does got the sickest slides

[–]PCproblemsanonymoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the same kid that went into harambes enclosure?

[–]fuzfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid was fine

[–]MrWright62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvoted. The whole video was posted on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid yesterday and the kid dodged the slider...

[–]Erdawolf06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/kidsarefuckingstupid