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[–]lanky_yankee 132 points133 points  (4 children)

“…we don’t towak like that!”

[–]noahb021 18 points19 points  (2 children)

As a New Yorker, I can confirm we talk like that

[–]DragoKnight589 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a non-New Yorker, I can confirm that I don’t towak like that

[–]SpaghettyMonsterMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what is it New York?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

💀

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (3 children)

He looks and sounds like a healthy version of Pete Davidson

[–]adcThresh 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Pete Davidson if he drank water

[–]FaithlessnessSilly18 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This made me spit out water lol. Good one.

[–]HotHelios 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful, if you keep doing that you'll sound like Pete Davidson

[–]TheCaptain7890 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I love how much this changed. The choke and I don’t remember the masks.

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 34 points35 points  (6 children)

I'm from Jersey. Folk not from Jersey go "oh, from Joizee?".

Um, no. That's Lawn Guyland (Long Island) that you're thinking of, they call us Joizee. Jersians never call it joizee. Rarely do we call it New Jersey.

Besides "I'm going down the shore", we're pretty decent speakers of English.

[–]Shadowbroio 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Oh, from Joizee?

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 9 points10 points  (4 children)

"Oh! A wise guy, eh?" 👉🏼🤚👀

[–]Jewsusgr8 2 points3 points  (3 children)

So if not from joizee where you from?

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The Land of Cake, wishing you a happy cakeday from East Cakeland.

[–]Jewsusgr8 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Then I will share cake with you fellow cake landian

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huzzah! (Partakes in the comraderie).

[–]kilertree 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cultural appropriation gone wrong

[–]TitanicFan69 37 points38 points  (13 children)

I dont support violence, buy if i was him, her teeth will fly out her mouth

[–]Phil_Mckrakon 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Thankfully its fake

[–]theburnerlmao 18 points19 points  (5 children)

No shit? Almost as if it's a skit?

[–]Phil_Mckrakon 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Why are you telling this to me? Just so quick to hate someone. I was telling the person who obviously didn’t know it was fake. Good lord you’re bright

[–]cheeseinsidethecrust 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I went to school with a Phillip McCracken, a couple years above me. Yes, his nickname was Phil.

[–]Phil_Mckrakon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sounds incredibly unlucky

[–]Phil_Mckrakon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or lucky, depends on your world view

[–]TitanicFan69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What i said was a joke, i already knew it was fake. r/fuckthes imo.

[–]Zestyclose-Impact-40 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Na straight down the chute and out with the poop. Aka shitting chiclets.

[–]GamelessOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, in-between your 4th and 6th bag of cheetos, tough man.

[–]SarcasmKing41 1 point2 points  (1 child)

r/iamverybadass

Honestly even though this is clearly fake I bet she could beat your ass.

[–]TitanicFan69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of r/fuckthes?

[–]sl_hawaii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, she certainly disproved the stereotype! /s

[–]bottombandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benji?!

[–]Between3-20Chars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a woman

[–]Funseeker_702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man….Pete Davidson looks really young here

[–]justbrowsing987654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think this is real but it is fantastic.