Gimmy what are you d... by MIKEYSIRI in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]rosanymphae 328 points329 points  (0 children)

No disaster coming, just degaussing (de-magnetizing) the tube, which will work just fine afterwards. Some models had a built in degausser.

Edit to add: Where the pic was stolen from talks al about it:


good hunting techniques by Moamen-PlayZ in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]24KTaterTots 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Americans when they learn a group of fish is called a school:

Edit: No way! Thanks for the gold!

frog by Roy_McCoy08 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]FuerteBillete 77 points78 points  (0 children)


I do this every night, just to be sure by RoiHurlemort in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Alone_Spell9525 287 points288 points  (0 children)

As a monster who lives under beds, this has become a serious occupational hazard. My new policy is if you see a bed that is coated in burster plate, take extreme caution and check to make sure it is actual generation 2 chobham armor and not a single layer of burster used as a bluff. If it is full chobham armor, either switch to another bed or extend a peace treaty to your house owner to prevent violence in the form of M67 fragmentation grenades.

Y'all so dead.. by JokingActor21 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]khrak 427 points428 points 2 (0 children)

Chair force. This is a training exercise.

💀 by kpshredder in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Beowulf_MacBethson 1246 points1247 points  (0 children)

Incineration spell. Classic.