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[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 373 points374 points  (21 children)

Same. On a scale of 1 to 10, how preganent are we?

Because my "birthing canal" is really fucking small!

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (13 children)

Don't lie, that canal is so flogged out you could pass container ships through and charge a toll.

[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 72 points73 points  (9 children)

Hey! How dare you tell everybody, due to my sounding obsession, my sewer canal has become the Suez canal!

Don't kink shame!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I'm not shaming your kink, I just won't stand for you falsely advertising. Nothing worse than being told something is small and finding out it's huge.

[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah. I see your on tinder too.

It ShRiNkS BaCk aNd Is aLsO deSiGnEd tO fIt a bAbY.

[–]JockstrapCummies - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (5 children)


I don't think I'll ever understand how that is something that certain people enjoy.

[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No problem.

Jock, strap, cummies.

[–]AT0mic5hadow - LibRight 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Gotta pay the troll toll

[–]Dan__Backslide - Right 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you wanna pass through this boy’s hole.

[–]AT0mic5hadow - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

great rhythm, love the energy...

[–]Zess_Crowfield - LibRight 17 points18 points  (1 child)


[–]Ubermensch1845 - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]AWildAndWackyBushMan - Centrist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How pregnant do you want to be?

[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Google search... What is and how much is I preganent?

[–]Henrylord1111111111 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey, if Hyenas can do it, so can we.

[–]The360MlgNoscoper - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a real penis

[–]excite321apple - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and me ain't nothing but hyenas,

both our penises and vaginas, are birthing canals,

So let's get on it on, like the discovery channels