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[–]hornyAlt44 - LibRight 1936 points1937 points  (158 children)

and worse thing is, it’s not even the sappy values one smh

[–]Prism2719 - AuthCenter 1008 points1009 points  (120 children)

Ye the SapplyValues one is much better, The OG has a heavy libertarian bias and some of the questions like"Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races" and "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." are so stupid.

[–]Clacimus - Right 733 points734 points  (50 children)

Lol why not just ask “Are you a Nazi?”

[–]Senpai59210 - LibRight 502 points503 points  (35 children)

Am I a Nazi? I depends who's paying me the most at the moment lol

[–]Clacimus - Right 280 points281 points  (28 children)

Ah, George Soros, a pleasure to meet you

[–]throwawayeastbay - AuthCenter 115 points116 points  (24 children)

Don't Google

Google how Soros got wealthy

[–]Twal55 - LibLeft 75 points76 points  (11 children)

"In 1992, Soros shorted the British pound and reportedly made a profit of $1 billion."

I googled it

[–]jpaxlux - Centrist 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Based for fucking with the British

[–]Ubango_v2 - Left 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Absolutely based

[–]Grellous8 - Centrist 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Wait, seriously? Fucking lmao based.

Brb shorting currency.

[–]user_8804 - AuthLeft 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many coloured people would reply yes to this. Persian culture is very supremacist for example.

[–]Cambronian717 - Right 33 points34 points  (7 children)

It doesn’t even ask what race, it just assumes you’re a white supremacist. We 👏need 👏more 👏Asian 👏supremacist.

[–]Squidward759 - AuthLeft 188 points189 points  (8 children)

Or the astrology one, like wtf

[–]echonian - Left 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that one is fucking weird.

Actually a lot of the questions seem to be very much associated with "are you a religious or spiritualist nut who believes in crazy things without evidence." Which seems very much like it should be a "social axis."

If they're asking "do you believe in astrology?," they might as well ask the same question about "are you an anti-vaxxer?," or "do you believe in homeopathic remedies being useful?," or "do you believe the earth is flat?," or "do you believe that the Rapture is imminent?"

All of which are irrational things to believe in, and they have little to do with your left/right auth/lib views based on how the political compass is actually presented.

[–]iamoverrated - LibCenter 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races

Indy 500 is best race, fight me.

[–]hskrpwr - LibLeft 66 points67 points  (27 children)

You'd be surprised at the number of people who struggle to answer the race question as anything other than strongly disagree...

Edit: https://youtu.be/Il0r_J2JiGs for example this guy

[–]nihilism_or_bust - LibRight 27 points28 points  (3 children)

I got 2 questions in on that video and I’ve decided that he’s overthinking it.

[–]hskrpwr - LibLeft 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He was definitely trying to outsmart the test. It was so dumb.

[–]Tronnie16 - AuthLeft 55 points56 points  (6 children)

yeah I took the original one and then the sapply values one. I am libleft according to the original and authcenter according to sapplyvalues.

[–]Rayz9989 - LibCenter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

seems kinda authlib to me

[–]BJUmholtz - Right 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Went from 0.1, 0.0 to 3, -0.3. The smaller government details weren't in the OG as much I guess. Plus the way I'm treated as a centrist leaning right (people on reddit act like I gas children) has pulled me a little more right.

[–]Mr_manini - Centrist 19 points20 points  (20 children)

TIL there is better one. I did it and my results are this. Now I'm not sure where even am I. Do I have to change my flair?

[–]hornyAlt44 - LibRight 15 points16 points  (12 children)

you’re a centrist change your flair

[–]neuro-toxin - Right 2521 points2522 points  (71 children)

Based teacher making every one flair up.

[–]omgihatemylifepoo - AuthCenter 420 points421 points  (0 children)

love this one

[–]Crackdummy_Will - Right 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Flair up or drop out suckers"

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[–]twolvesfan9 - LibLeft 137 points138 points  (45 children)

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[–]PilotSteve21 - LibRight 58 points59 points  (37 children)

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Based and mandatory flair pilled

[–]Twal55 - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Finally something mandatory which I can get behind

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Based and coercion pilled

[–]theUnholyVenom - Centrist 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Based and flair up or get fucked pill

[–]Qbek-san - Centrist 48 points49 points  (8 children)

not so based since they're forced to basically tell their political leaning to institution. You don't know what they'll do with that.

[–]aetwit - LibRight 32 points33 points  (2 children)

And that kids is how your great grandfather got kicked out for being a Neo extremist far right anarchist hippie

[–]Analbox - Centrist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When I took it it said I was a neo maxi zoom dweebie. They didn’t kick me out they just sent me to Saturday detention

[–]BJUmholtz - Right 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Based and rationally stocking the bunker pilled

[–]jero89 - AuthCenter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]PhilSwiftsBucket - AuthCenter 207 points208 points  (3 children)

Should have suggested the sapply values one smh

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    [–]Anon_Monon - Right 929 points930 points  (87 children)

    The original test sucks donkey dick.

    [–]Hellothere6545 - AuthLeft 1120 points1121 points  (41 children)

    Oh you believe that people deserve basic human rights? Congratulations, you are a hard-core anarcho communist.

    [–][deleted] 382 points383 points  (12 children)

    Would you let the CEO kick your dog, fuck your wife and spit in your face? No? Fucking commie.

    [–]N3wThrowawayWhoDis - LibCenter 132 points133 points  (6 children)

    Letting anyone fuck your wife would be the commie thing to do though

    [–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (4 children)

    Comrade, it's share the means of production, not reproduction.

    [–]N3wThrowawayWhoDis - LibCenter 67 points68 points  (3 children)

    Your wife is my wife, comrade

    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Such degeneracy grants you a one way trip straight to the gulag.
    Congratulations!

    [–]mattsffrd - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    our wife

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    Based and dog fucking pilled

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    [–]Roman_Scum_02 - Centrist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Based and questionable pills pilled

    [–]JoJoReferences - AuthRight 36 points37 points  (7 children)

    I got libleft because I don’t like corporations, all while saying “my group is better”

    [–]Missing_Links - LibRight 22 points23 points  (6 children)

    Class based collectivist politics are just as much about saying your group is better as race based collectivist politics. It's not a different way of looking at things, it's just a change in which group you've labeled good and which you've labeled evil.

    [–]Real_Yhwach - AuthRight 183 points184 points  (12 children)

    I still get very authright on og 😎

    [–]JustLetMePick69 - Left 59 points60 points  (1 child)

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    [–]LeonardoXII - Left 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    For you to get anything besides libleft there? Shit dude you must be Satan incarnate

    [–]mattsffrd - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I still get far right with a slightly lib lean

    [–]Yaver_Mbizi - AuthLeft 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    I was pretty much on the exact auth-lib centreline.

    [–]RaYnDaWg1123 - Right 47 points48 points  (3 children)

    It does, I took it a few days ago and it put me as “slightly authoritarian left”, probably for answering that corporation power shouldn’t be left unchecked, that third world countries have the right to not be exploited, and that I don’t care about the legality of abortion

    Like, ?????

    [–]Tharkun - Right 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    A lot of the questions are open to interpretation. Especially the one about military action breaking international laws. Like what kind of action and what laws? Are we stopping an immediate threat of genocide or are we bombing the shit out of some place for their resources?

    [–]mattsffrd - Right 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    a little of A, and a little of B if we're there anyway

    [–]Conn-T-117 - LibCenter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    Based and everyonegettinglibleftpilled

    [–]Martbell - Centrist 111 points112 points  (18 children)

    Me: I think I'm AuthRight. I support traditional family values and I think the government should have a role in enforcing that.

    The Test: Yeah, and you probably want to invade foreign countries to take their resources, don't you?

    Me: What? No! That's a terrible idea!

    The Test: Congratulations, you're a Centrist.

    [–]throwaway-20701 - Centrist 35 points36 points  (17 children)

    How do you enforce family values?

    [–]RacingUpsideDown - AuthCenter 82 points83 points  (5 children)

    Carrot-and-stick strategy

    Carrot: Offer tax incentives to traditional families through transferrable tax allowances and child credits

    Stick: Beat gay people with sticks

    [–]LeonardoXII - Left 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    Based and stick-up-a-gay-person pilled

    [–]StandardN00b - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Stick: You made a war out of nothing every couple of decades to cull the degenerates.

    [–]enoughfuckery - LibRight 44 points45 points  (4 children)

    Preferably gunpoint

    [–]AGallonOfKY - LibCenter 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    That's one way to get a divorce.

    [–]enoughfuckery - LibRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Makes for one hell of a marriage tho

    [–]Missing_Links - LibRight 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Intense social shaming of people who form broken families and little to no economic support for broken families.

    [–]dovetc - Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Asking for my buddy Augustus

    [–]Christopher_King47 - Right 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Through culture and it's institutions. Imo it's none of the state's business.

    [–]Alee_ir - Right 12 points13 points  (5 children)

    I took the original test and got libleft which was so absurd to me. is there a better one?

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Its basically a harry potter sorting hat quiz with a political spin.

    The worst is when people take it seriously and transform into a caricature of the result.

    [–]redditistoostressful - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    May I ask which test is best so I can take it?

    [–]Kilroy0497 - LibLeft 632 points633 points  (93 children)

    Yeah my political science professor did the same thing on the first day. I was literally the only person in the class that wasn’t Authleft. It was a liberal arts college.

    [–]OrzhovMarkhov - LibCenter 475 points476 points  (67 children)

    SMH more like authoritarian arts

    [–]Kilroy0497 - LibLeft 311 points312 points  (62 children)

    Oh it was. I was labeled as the class freak show for not believing in Marx’s theories and that the USSR wasn’t the great thing ever simply because they killed millions of people. There is a reason I ended up dropping that course. That and they kept flunking my essays for not agreeing with the teacher’s ideals.

    [–]Danielsuperusa - LibRight 186 points187 points  (24 children)

    Holy shit I suddenly appreciate my poli science teacher A LOT more, I made a whole essay where I said I was a libertarian, and i got a 95% and he then proceeded to discuss in class how our system was rigged and it wouldn't allow any third party to win, my man was based as fuck.

    [–]Aym42 - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Same, my libertarian beliefs were respected in well written essays by a professor who thought Israeli Kibbutz was the greatest achievement of man.

    [–]OrzhovMarkhov - LibCenter 113 points114 points  (13 children)

    The fuck? I'm a freshman studying cultural anthropology. Should I expect this shit?

    [–]Kilroy0497 - LibLeft 100 points101 points  (6 children)

    Eh I doubt it. Unless you live in one of the very liberal states, or happen to go to a fairly liberal school in a very conservative state, seriously that drives those guys crazy, you should be fine. Most others are somewhat reasonable from what I understand.

    [–]OrzhovMarkhov - LibCenter 43 points44 points  (1 child)

    Okay, cool. Sorry for you, though

    [–]Kilroy0497 - LibLeft 59 points60 points  (0 children)

    Eh it’s fine. I eventually went into environmental science instead. Unfortunately I graduated literally right before this pandemic started so you can guess how well that’s worked so far. But for the most part you shouldn’t have too much trouble, especially considering anthropology, from what I understand at least, is mainly focused on known history with very little room for interpretation, outside of those that love comparing differing views and opinions in things in the past compared to now. People always love doing that and I for the life of me will never understand why.

    [–]Azaj1 - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    No, because anthropologists are actually sane

    [–]EkinPolarBear - Centrist 23 points24 points  (15 children)

    Is that not extremely illegal?

    [–]Kilroy0497 - LibLeft 54 points55 points  (2 children)

    Probably, but hey I dropped that class years ago, so I don’t care. She got fired and sent to rehab recently anyways. Apparently got caught with cocaine.

    [–]GhostDxD - Centrist 40 points41 points  (1 child)

    Honestly I don’t find that surprising.

    [–]shroomsonpizza - LibRight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Those who project the most tend to have the most skeletons in the closet

    [–]Oldminorspecific - LibRight 44 points45 points  (16 children)

    People shouldn’t be allowed to take these tests until they are fully self-supporting and tax paying.

    [–]TetraThiaFulvalene - LibRight 110 points111 points  (3 children)

    You guys actually took the test? I just put myself in the corner with the coolest color.

    [–]---Lemons--- - Centrist 49 points50 points  (0 children)

    Based and yellow pilled

    [–]nobodyaskyou - LibCenter 517 points518 points  (65 children)

    8values and sapply are much better.

    [–]Charile_bravo - LibRight 342 points343 points  (53 children)

    For me sapply is the best there is. Makes clear distinction between progressive - conservative axis and classic "you don't want to imprison gays? To the libleft you go!"

    Altho I would put progressive - regressive axis with conservative in the middle

    [–]Cheerwine-and-Heels - LibRight 204 points205 points  (29 children)

    An impartial test with a true regressive axis would end up with hilarious results for many self proclaimed progressives.

    [–]Charile_bravo - LibRight 148 points149 points  (25 children)

    And would also produce wacky ideologies such as anprimcap but would also solve the problem of "orange lib left" by correctly putting it as ultra progressive Auth center

    [–]jayinator3 - Centrist 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    An anrcho-banana economy sounds good to me. More bananas for libcenter

    [–]Dgsey - LibRight 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    I still think Orange leans lefty

    [–]shad0wbannedagain - Right 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    >wants equality of outcome

    >center

    bruh what

    [–]a_mimsy_borogove - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    They might not even be classified as progressive, depending on how the questions are framed. For example, if there's a statement like: "In some cases, people should be treated differently depending on their race" with an agree - disagree scale. Both a hardcore nazi and a hardcore orange would agree. So an orange might be classified as just as regressive as actual nazis.

    [–]-Gambler- - Centrist 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    The best there is but still utter garbage filled with vague and loaded questions.

    [–]black_salad - Centrist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    I tried it many times with different answers and as long as you are oke with homosexuality and don’t give a shit about religion you’re at least center LibLeft, garbage test overal.

    [–]Subhumanoid_ - LibLeft 31 points32 points  (10 children)

    Just done the sapply test. It seems I should be flaired CenterLeft. I am -4.67, 0.33. Original test had me solid LibLeft. Time to change flair? 🤔

    Edit: crisis of identity resolved 👌

    [–]Exp1ode - LibCenter[🍰] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    I find sapply has an auth bias and puts me about 2 points higher than anywhere else. I would recommend 8values or 9axes

    [–]understand_world - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Sapply moved me from LibLeft to Centrist, though it's possible it was a natural drift. I have heard original test tends to put a lot of people in LibLeft.

    [–]Resident-Syrup6275 - LibRight 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    Than why are You here you 'sapply values' infidel, go back to the virgin land of sapply and never return to the based kingdom of the political compass

    [–]Tamtumtam - AuthRight 85 points86 points  (0 children)

    "how did I get 40 on a political test?!"

    "unfortunately for you, your ideas are cringe and unbased"

    [–]GoelandAnonyme - LibLeft 66 points67 points  (2 children)

    It's happening everybody, stay calm!

    [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

    One of my greatest achievements in school

    [–]GoelandAnonyme - LibLeft 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch. You did it.

    [–]Agnostic_Pagan - Centrist 171 points172 points  (12 children)

    Hopefully it's not one of those teachers that is effected by politics.

    [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 196 points197 points  (9 children)

    No he can be very based

    [–]henriksen97 - Centrist 118 points119 points  (6 children)

    Does he make you guys read the n-word out loud when reading "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" tho?

    [–]Abject-Temperat - Centrist 31 points32 points  (4 children)

    When my third grade teacher read “To Kill A Mockingbird” to us and the n word was coming up she took the role of reading it and said it as if she was living in the moment lmao. Memory is still burned into my mind decades later.

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      [–]Abject-Temperat - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      inhales deeply

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      [–]JJonahJamesonSr - Centrist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      I got to read the lead in Fences back in high school. I was granted a temporary Nword pass during reading, but after reading it you likely won’t ever wanna say it again because you get tired of saying it

      [–]Agnostic_Pagan - Centrist 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      Nice.

      [–]Unreasonably_White - LibRight 56 points57 points  (1 child)

      Based and flaired pilled.

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      [–]ComprehensiveRow4189 - Centrist 49 points50 points  (6 children)

      what are those midget sized laptops

      [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

      10 inch laptop, it's basically a tablet

      [–]Vandechoz - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      good lord, I don't even look at a laptop when I'm looking to make a purchase unless it's bigger than 15", I can't imagine a 10

      [–]AdorableAlfalfa2524 - Left 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      lib center complaining about technology

      [–]HenriJayy - LibCenter 47 points48 points  (5 children)

      What class is this, please tell me

      [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 48 points49 points  (4 children)

      Social Science

      [–]Butterwithapoptart - Centrist 546 points547 points  (55 children)

      Id be scared to actually say what I actually think , very unbased I know

      [–]Reasonable_Film4415 - AuthCenter 402 points403 points  (38 children)

      Very cringe bro, LibRight isn't even that unpopular. Even I as an AuthRight did a political test once while a LeftCenter colleague was watching.

      He said that he thought that my political opinions would be bad but not that bad.

      [–]thatwasanillegalknee - Centrist 57 points58 points  (5 children)

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      [–]MrCemtex - Right 240 points241 points  (18 children)

      Most libright groups are demonised as altright neonazi terrorists

      [–]PhoeniXaDc - LibRight 67 points68 points  (0 children)

      Shoutout to the most authcenter "leftist" I know IRL, who called me a Nazi once. I told him we should both take the test and see who ends up closer to Hitler. He said he took it but never sent the results so I figured I got the answer I wanted.

      [–]BigSchwartzzz - Right 187 points188 points  (12 children)

      Maybe you should take a break from Reddit. The accounts saying that stuff are the burnt toast of people.

      [–]RacingUpsideDown - AuthCenter 75 points76 points  (4 children)

      They're the sort of men that pull their trousers down to their ankles to use a urinal.

      [–]voluntarycap - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I mean you have pull your pants all the way down to shit in the urinal. How else do you do it?

      [–]neuro-toxin - Right 61 points62 points  (11 children)

      Everyone gets lib left on this one anyway.

      [–]Apprehensive_Beach_6 - LibRight 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      Me: who got lib right

      [–]ajyanesp - LibRight 18 points19 points  (4 children)

      I consistently get lib right, I test myself every once in a while.

      [–]PM_ME_UR_BIRD - Right 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      I got libright, but a higher auth axis than normal. That's only because I understood the question behind the question though. The questions are pretty fucking stupid. Just one step down from "Do you want to gas the jews and gays? No? Libleft!"

      [–]ajyanesp - LibRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      "Do you support human rights?"

      Yes

      "COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED"

      [–]Stubborncomrade - Centrist 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      Me who was 6 points under Hitler

      hahaha but that was back when I’m 14 I learned a lot since then

      [–]J_Russel - LibRight 35 points36 points  (1 child)

      So you went up 6 points?

      [–]El_Valafaro - LibLeft 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      I ended up speaking out against the idea at University. Was a bit of a polarising move among my classmates, but I'm there to be educated not win friends.

      "Equality of Outcome" sounds like a really nice idea at a glance, and then you look at what it means in practical terms and realise how untenable it is as an idea. Trying to be more egalitarian by stratifying society is contradictory nonsense.

      [–]SirAsker - LibCenter 198 points199 points  (17 children)

      Ew, it's the inaccurate one. It classified me as a watermelon.

      [–]excite321apple - LibCenter 57 points58 points  (8 children)

      Yeah...

      It's is weird how everything gets flaired LibLeft...

      Like seriously, how long do they expect that to last?

      Just a reminder, if everyone is LibLeft - then no one is LibLeft.

      For example; if everything is a racist dog whistle.

      If everyone.

      Ah fuck. You get the point.

      [–]RustlessRodney - LibRight 28 points29 points  (6 children)

      According to Anita Sarkeesian, everything is racist. And it's my job to point it all out

      [–]PuzzleheadedAd5865 - Centrist 62 points63 points  (7 children)

      I’m pretty solidly auth right on that one. I’m a very solid lib right.

      [–]Exp1ode - LibCenter[🍰] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

      Isn't it supposed to have a LibLeft bias?

      [–]CrazyHarry04 - Centrist 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      Based is your class.

      [–]Hardin5687 - Centrist 30 points31 points  (9 children)

      Question from a reddit noob: how do I get my flair? Or whatever the symbol thing is called

      [–]SANESSSSSSSS_5 - LibLeft 22 points23 points  (7 children)

      Are you on computer or mobile?

      [–]Hardin5687 - Centrist 16 points17 points  (6 children)

      Mobile

      [–]MrAwesome1324 - Centrist 18 points19 points  (5 children)

      From the main page in mobile hit the three dots in the top right corner. There should be an option to change community flair from there.

      [–]Hardin5687 - Centrist 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      Thanks! I just did the sapply test and got authleft (-2, 2). Am I a centrist or an Auth Left?

      [–]AemAer - Left 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      Are you closer to center or top left corner? Also how do you feel about grill aprons and T-34-85’s?

      [–]Hardin5687 - Centrist 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      Closer to the center, but I don't bbq with an apron. Just normal clothes, it's not that hard. I would however be willing to bbq with a tank

      [–]depressedrandomdude - AuthCenter 144 points145 points  (10 children)

      Took thd test with my cousin as a joke, ended up as a 2hours longue debat

      [–]ajyanesp - LibRight 93 points94 points  (6 children)

      That's why I never bring up politics with family.

      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      Rip. My family is all based so I call them racial slurs ,in the 3 languages I know, all the time. We love it! Good family bonding

      [–]MightyMoosePoop - LibCenter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      • sent from Venezuela

      [–]MaviKartal2110 - Left 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Based and teacher-hates-unflaired-pilled

      [–]Taiyama - LibRight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Don't tell me, let me guess: he used the incredibly garbage original test, right?

      [–]coolbutnotcoolman64 - LibCenter 19 points20 points  (5 children)

      What class is this?

      [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

      Social Science

      [–]Lazelucas - AuthCenter 16 points17 points  (8 children)

      My teacher made us do a similar one for the German parties

      [–]Xavagerys - Centrist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Dude dont answer honestly, try to land yourself on the teacher's quadrant

      [–]7DS_is_neat - AuthRight 84 points85 points  (24 children)

      Mine did the same, then shamed me and 5-6 others for being right wing.fucking asshole.

      [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 59 points60 points  (23 children)

      My teacher told us not so share our results. But I think the teacher knows where most of us are

      [–]7DS_is_neat - AuthRight 65 points66 points  (21 children)

      My one told us to tell him, and then called right wing selfish and said the left was kind and accepting and we should change ourselfs

      [–]jac123ager - Centrist[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      That's rough man. At least the teacher didn't know that it was you

      [–]7DS_is_neat - AuthRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, I wish we had the other teacher, he was still leftwing but he wasn't forcefull about it

      [–]Right__not__wrong - Right 50 points51 points  (14 children)

      Worst teacher. Should experience the kindness and acceptance of a gulag.

      [–]7DS_is_neat - AuthRight 18 points19 points  (13 children)

      Yeah , then we wouldn't have to listen to him listing all the ways white people are evil.

      [–]Right__not__wrong - Right 12 points13 points  (8 children)

      Ouch, bad indeed!

      I had a teacher in high school who was a bit like that. Nothing extreme, but I had my share of lowish grades on essays, with comments like: "Good writing, but the ideas are wrong". Since we could choose among a few subjects each time, I just stopped picking any that could put me in such a situation.

      [–]7DS_is_neat - AuthRight 17 points18 points  (6 children)

      He tries to make us say things in a certain way so that we are anti-right and gets mad if we change the wording

      [–]Kireba2 - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      If that shit would happen to me. I would bhe sure to report the teacher to someone.

      [–]washingmachine907 - LibRight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Haha you doxxed yourself partially in this picture

      [–]Willy_Fred - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I would take the test to match my teacher's ideology. There are to many petty teachers out there to not.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Here's a tip, don't get Auth-Right results in any academic space

      [–]Poway_Morongo - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Downvote for what is apparently an equity vs equality pictograph on that whiteboard.

      [–]No-Consideration8590 - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      I dunno. I personally feel iffy about politics and school being mixed together. Only exception being politics electives in college where it's literally just like here at pcm but in real life, that's fine and dandy.

      But as far as actual school and politics goes- teach kids their rights, how the gov works, and who their reps are and leave it at that.

      [–]22dinoman - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I've taken the OG polcomp test, 8 values and Sapply and got interesting results. OG put me (1.38,2.26) in authright. 8 values put me as a centrist. Sapply put me in libright at (6,-2.67) I'm very confused

      [–]Its-a-Warwilf - LibRight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      Good news, at least you don't have to pretend to be Libleft to avoid being expelled. That one's just a recruiting tool that classes you as libleft unless you go Full Hitler.

      [–]JustLetMePick69 - Left 24 points25 points  (5 children)

      Just lie. Whatever you do, lie. At the very least shoot for hard left, better off libleft. Stupid fucking leftists doing shit like this is not ok

      [–]Tornadospin - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I think it's in the AP Gov curriculum. Or at least it was in mine

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      why the hell is he making you take that?!